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ggrin:
nickz kwa
Of all ppl
Ayam doomed

no be both of una dey flaunt una love for mi followings. obsession toh badt

fabulousdame:
Interesting...just passing.


Nice work Luxanne

nickz:
no oh

Are you sure You wan deny am abi

nickz:
wtf!!

No be your babe

Tashamania:
Hello,

Its just one partner per person

Just choose one person, please

If that's the case, I'm nominating my self with Tashamania

I'm nominating nickz and ggrin.


Btw, Is polygamy allowed cos I get plenty people I wan pair my self with?

Nigeria - Banana Republic

Mi selling point is me, everything about me

Now this is rapee

MDCEO1:
Na the mod wey put this thread for frontpage for this kain midnight i blame.
Of all d possible times in d whole day, na night him fit push the thread come homepage.
Nawa o!!!

I tire oh!!!!!!!

chai! I'm having goose bumps reading this thread

bigtt76:
Akwa Ibom State Government for building a replica of the Calabash in Soweto here in Uyo made the SA boys feel sooooooooooooo much at home

l concur

Headlines Tomorrow go be like

"We didn't qualify because of Ebola" - Keshi

"Nff resacks Keshi!".

That man is the definition of Cluelessness.

cool but the boy no come get first class. What happened?
He couldn't apply his advice to himself or the babe was distracting him

pweetyz:
typed a really long reply buh network stole it away so ion think i can retype your reply

just know that it contained 4 authentic reasons proving that you're nothing i want in a guy

O boiyyy!!! See White washing

True

esp. this;

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nickz:
i just jump out of studio my broda
wizkeyy tins
i go help my guy put my deep voice ontop em beat

shey you wan make i get girl voice before

hehehe... It's cool

nickz:
Pls remember what the bible says about yabbing other people :

Your voice deep mhen. You bn just wake up from sleep?

Freshtomato:
No! No! No! I can't o!
Reasons: I don't know how to ride a bike and my family members too get bad mouth.
If I try this instead of people to be telling us "congratulations" they will be like, are you both alright?

So, you only care about what people will say?

FLAWLES:
.bai...........my friend who s this?

Your long sought after horseband

FLAWLES:
Take it or lv it..........My wedding ll be a simple 1...........Rice abi chicken will ntt b shared...no canopy...in a pavilion or open field..ion need multitude...hehehehe(den family go hold meeting 4my head)

My kind of lady, we'll just share biscuits to 'em guest then they will share a sachet of water. We'll jog to the venue of the wedding using that time to exercise. We won't need a golden ring, we can always make one from a cardboard. No need for wedding gown nor suit, a simple kaftan will do for me while you can rock a maternity gown, then we walk down the aisle with our bathroom slippers to match. So, baby are you ready? let's take this to the next level.

nickz:
coochie

Mr. Seun sabi censor words ehn.

Mprex:

Warriz that?

da fuq is womanliness

Oga oh! Why infinix or injoo or teckino no dey there?

Rapsainot:
Bang her like seriously. trust me, she won't be calling you a baby again

Lol.... she'll be calling you "Daddy"

Dalyricz:
How z that my own biz now?BTW

How will they just take a Boy to
Primary school one day to resume
a new session wit them. Just his
2nd day in class they made
him the Assistant Class Monitor,
2weeks later, the Monitor died and
they made him the monitor.This same boy
got to
Secondary
school and in their SS3, he was
made the Deputy Senior Prefect
3weeks later the Senior Prefect fell
sick and died.He got to the University and
they
made him the Assistant class
Governor, the Class Governor just
slept one day and he didn't wake up
again and he was made the Class
Governor.
In their Final year, they made him
Vice president of the
Department; during a Riot in
school, they killed the President
and they made this Boy the
President of Zoology Department.
He graduated and started a
Lecturing Job, there he was still
made a leader.
he later ventured into Politics and
he became the Deputy Governor
of his state, but God save that
Governor,he didn't die, they
remove him and this man became
the Governor.
Later on, Baba Iyabo call him to become Vice
President,
2
Years later, the President Died, and
this Man became the President of
the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Now, ECOWAS say they want to make
him the Vice chairman of ECOWAS buh
Chairman of
ECOWAS
said Noo that they should made
him the Chairman at once, that he's not
ready to
die.
Please, What's the name of the MAN self

You dey craze

This one fit reach like 500k

Mumu^100