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nellaluv:
I still insist on this, LMAO!

Lol!!! like seriously?

They spend 12 hours taking photos, then spend the other 12 hours editing the few meaningful ones out of 1000+ pictures.

docadams:
My friend don't write for writing sake. Ask me why then I will post a reply.

Why?

If I spend a greater part of my day doing something, at the end of the day, I'll feel like I wasted my precious time that would have been allocated for other purposes.

adeboyedefem:
Nigerian girls are funny when it comes to that level.. Everyone wants to claim virgin... There is this lady that i met few years ago..She claimed she was a virgin to me ( I was like thank God, I don find golden treasure, Make i dey preserve ahm until marriage)..But you know as sure boy.. One day i just change ahm say make we do this thing.. But deep down inside me.. I just won dey sure say na virgin true true..

Na so we begin dey play, The normal gentle kiss and caressing.. As i won enter she say, why dont you wait till... I say leave that one first.. Na so i dey put my D**K gently and carefully for the center so that hin no go pain her to much, as a Virgin Sister..Na so i put ahm,wey my big thing enter finish..

I comot ahm again put ahm.. I was like honey, but you said you are a virgin? She say yes now.. Cant you see this white thing? I say which white thing...I put ahm again.. I was like ah ha,, This is not blood.... She said what..Cant you see that you have disvirgined me ..Cant you see it is very tight.. Dont you know that there people that when disvirgin them blood dont come out.. I was like.. oooh ok i See.. Since that dey i never see the useless bitch again.. Wetyn vex na say she dey claim virgin hen i no kuku like to dey hear vrgin before..

As in the babe no even rate you at all. Big time insult to your intelligence. Maybe, she thought you were dull.

venivedivici:
OP,Wetin be 'squalors'?

Please, I need to know, it is a life and death issue.

Thanks in advance.

PS: I am a virgin too. I live in Virginia.

OP just hear as person use the word today, hin come dey reason post wey im fit use am make e be like say hin Sabi blow grammar.

obbasiasa:
Firstly,you got the identity of the person you referring to as a student doctor wrong, the person should be a student nurse, a doctor does not write those items for Patients to buy, its the job of the nurses
Secondly, do you expect hospital workers to work without protecting themselves? In this era of ebola n hiv/AIDS,
Thirdly, doctors have a lot of commitment, u see them at 9am does not mean they are not working, have u ever asked urself if doctors ever rest? Cos if u should go through all the patients file at that hospital n see the times doctors see patients, you won't pray that you do the job of a doctor
Lastly, I will advice you to understand things b4 you start writing, or seek for better information.

Bullsh!t. Absolutely devoid of sense. How is it the duty of the patient to buy equipments that is supposed to be provided for by the hospital? Seriously, your brain has been fried. Doctors have a lot of commitment, Yes! Same applies to other professions.. If they knew that they wouldn't be up to the task then why did they take up the profession?

Chiefpriest1:
Unfortunately, we might never get to hear ur dad's side of the story. It is rare to see parents HATE their own blood.

My young man, you should realise that because of ur age bracket and for the fact that many teenagers are usually rebellious at that stage,you might need to check yourself and see what you are doing wrong.

It is almost impossible for your father to 'hate' you if you really are not the stubborn type or the type that talks back at your father.

Forget what you watch on TV, this is africa where parents still hold the aces. You might need to examine yourself.

I am not trying to hold brief for your father, who probably still sees you as a kid, but my point is that if there are things you do that make him angry, you might need to turn a new leaf.

Its easy for ur fellow teenagers here to take sides with you, however, i believe you will u understand when you become a father yourself.

In the case of your cousin, I guess he was angry you might injure him/her, especially if you like rough play.

But whatever it is, stay calm, keep your head up. Its only for a short time. Face ur studies, do well and you ll soon be enjoying your independence. Be good!

I don't know why but this post just turned my stomach. It's obvious you didn't read the post, didn't you see the part where he said that he has done almost everything to please his dad yet his dad still treat him with disdain unlike his siblings to the extent that he had to do a DNA test to confirm whether he was living with his father. Please say what you know.

@post. The hatred most likely emanated because of his former marriage, so he vented it on you. I can imagine what you are going through. My advice is that you try to develop a tough skin and an "I don't care attitude". Try to overlook these things and see it as a morale booster to excel in life to prove him wrong. I also advice that you try to move to the hostel for your own sake and that of his cos you might get angry one day and do something terrible to him, it will also help build your self esteem and to reduce depression cos you won't always be around and this may help him understand your worth. I hope this helps bro.

farem:
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You may be right BUT NOT UNTIL you shed light on the following:

1. What is a woman looking for with a strange man behind closed door in an hotel
2. prove that he was her relative and I will believe U
3. Are you finding the word "romp" confusing? If not what else could they be doing?

YOU SEE

Prostitute na prostitute. And any one will be handle as such knowing fully well that the man must 'enjoy' his investment, totally oblivious of her condition. I believe it was not her first time but she was gradually getting exhausted because of her condition.

It is pathetic. She, like the biblical Samson thought "I will go again against the phillistine not knowing the power is gone...."

1. There was no cctv camera in the room, you can't be so sure that they had sex. It could be that they intended travelling so they decided lodge in there, it could be that they were working on something so they decided to meet there, it could be that the man had dubious intentions so he invited her over. Since the woman is dead, we don't know the other side of the story.

2. I don't have to prove anything to you and I never said that he was her relative.

3. Firstly, let me help you with the meaning of romp and marathon it seems you are confused :
verb
play
roughly and energetically.
noun
a spell of rough, energetic play.

noun
1. The definition of a marathon is a long
distance race, or is a long ordeal or task.



Now, if they had sex how do they know that it was for a very long time and also rough I don't want to sound kind of raw here but what if they simply suck each other for 15mins, how is that a marathon romp The woman might have died from stress or any other health complication not known.

smallsmall:
Strange that you got 37 Likes for this comment!

So, there are at least 37 morons like you on Nairaland who cant figure out that there are ways to test a woman who had just had "rigorous sex" in an Hotel room for that matter, USING MEDICAL PERSONNEL AND EQUIPMENT?

Dammm! So the 'ONLY WAY' to know someone has sex is by WATCHING THEM DO IT? Damm!!

Autopsies can give out a "preliminary result" from obvious "clues" like sperm in the womanliness (with recent 'live' ones showing recent sex and 'dead' ones showing they were deposited much earlier), ....raw surface skin on that part of her, e.t.c...... while awaiting results of even more detailed investigations.

Hmmmmm..... dont know who to blame for this level of ignorance..... not even GEJ can be blamed for this one!

Anyway, back to the story:
I say good riddance to bad rubbish! Na wetin Rat sabi Chop, na im dey kill am!!
At least the world is spared the possibility of one more Clone or Bastard Child!
"Top-Up" should only be used for "Phone Credits"!

Lastpage!

And you think you actually made sense. Where in the post is it stated that an autopsy was conducted? The police declined to comment on the issue while the only clue to the sex marathon thingy is from a resident of the area.

The source further faulted rumours that the
woman died as a result of charms made by her
husband, adding that it was possible that the
woman died of exhaustion from the marathon
sex romp.

If we should go by your logic, why didn't the source speak authoritatively that the cause of the death was due to a sex marathon romp since autopsy was conducted. It's either you have a comprehension problem or you have a serious eye problem.

kudoxs:
gbagaun!

Handy work of predictive input. Corrected.

Houseofglam7:
There'll be a wedding tomorrow between countless Nigerian men and Nigerian women......it happens every week as a matter of fact......


Draw your conclusions.

Where is the pencil?

Wale112:
Naija women don tire me sef.they spend all their time nagging and hassling we guys for money and expensive items.Today they will ask us to buy them expensive clothes and tommorow they would be asking for 500k to do their hair.why is it that naija women are fond of wearing fake hair sef? why cant they go natural like their other african sisters.abeg if there"s any african country we can ship all these naija women to, we guys would be glad to ship them there if there is any space.i wonder if the Ghana men would be ready to exchange their women with big asss for our women.

Hehe he.... Let's export them to Burundi and Gambia. It will actually help to increase our foreign reserve.

lilprinze:
OP please provide fashion tips to fatten up.
There are some slim girls in 9ja who need to fatten up.

Slim is actually normal bro. I guess you meant "thin" chics, those ones wey be say if them stand e go be like say na their hand them use stand.

SkinnyDude:
it is a taboo for one to be born, grow up, live and die in Nigeria, without venturing across that medi sea or atla ocean. i reject it!

So, when will you be starting you own journey?

It happened in mars too.
I'm bored.

And who told you that you can get answers to all your questions on Nairaland

Even people wey no even get TV dey follow complain

Send them your pics na make them use

Reasons:
1. No competition
2. Similar chemistry
3. They live close to each other
4. Friends since childhood
5. Belong to same societal class

You choose

obillyj:
If I know the answer I wouldn't ve asked.

Where did you get the question from?

Too simple

Woman died from marathon sex when
1. No one was there to see they had sex
2. If they had sex, who was watching them to know that it was a marathon romp?

Mprex:
lolsss. What carried you there?

I was reading the book of chronicles under the sun so I was led by the spirit.

them no dey do deliverance for the church ni?

Mprex:
A place to come when you are depressed

That your sec. School pic got me roftl!


@post. NL is a place for people to portray what they are not.