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BROWN RIO VIDIC EVRA


HARGO ANDERSON


NANI/PARK ROONEY


BERBATOV TEVEZ

united all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I DON'T KNOW WHY FELLOW MAN UTD GUYS ARE WASTING THEIR TIME REPLYING A DAFT LIKE DAYOKANU.
HE HAS STARTED AGAIN FROM WHERE HE STOPPED LAST SEASON.
HE SAID WE DID NOT BEAT ANY GRADE A TEAM B4 GETTING TO THE SFINAL THAT BARCA WAS GOING TO SPELL MAN U,
WE WON. HE SAID MAN U WILL LOSE TO CHELSEA, WE WON AGAIN.
HE HAS BEEN SHOUTING FOR THE PAST 2 SEASONS ON HOW HIS DARLING BAYERN WOULD HAVE WON THE CL ASSUMING THEY WERE NOT DISGRACED BY ZENITH FC.
DAYOKANU SHOULD BE ADVISED TO START BAYERN THREAD INSTEAD OF KEEPING DISTURBNG THE CHAMPION OF EPL, CONQUEROR OF EUROPE AND UNDISPUTABLE WORLD CHAMPION TO-BE'S THREAD.

@ Picero,

i never copied anything from anywhere. my post on nairaland might have been copied by your so called OAU MBA site and is high time i sued them for piracy (after taking permission from Nairaland). learn to confirm source of posts b4 splitting zilch here.

please, be guided.

@ Picero

what are u talking about?

What sort of slowpoke is this guy bearing Blatter? CR7 a slave, chei na wa o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! E gab mi ooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!When CR7 was signing the new improved contract, was he blind or he signed it under duress or it was not according to FIFA's statute.I have never seen anywhere in the world where slaves r allowed to sign contracts.the little i read and the documentaries(i watched) of our forefathers that were shipped to sugarcane plantations in the Americas (latin and north) never told me they signed any contract.I don't mind being a slave too if i would be paid that amount,i will have all that hype and razzmatazz around me.

Blatter and platini r just old fools.they cannot even be smart enough to hide their disdain for EPL.they are envious of EPL and the reent success of EPL teams in UCL.they believe their success is as a result of the foreign playas plying their trade in the league.no wonder they are proposing limiting the number of foreign playas for a team.this is the reason why the are encouaging Madrid in this Ronaldo_Slavery soap opera.wot they have not realised is that they are potraying themselves and their futbol bodies as a tooth;ess bulldog.both of them r bunch of hypocrites,if they r really sincer on the foreign playas dominance of leagues,is it not that they should be encouraging Ronaldo to go back to Portugal instead of Spain.wot an irony??

plz who has CR7's email add.i want to be sending mails to him on a daily basis telling he is a coward,he is not needed at OT again.this stupid has short memory.he has forgotten ao SAF stood by him when he lost his dad,when the whole nation was against after his role in the sending off of ronney @ the worldcup and when he had a bust up wit RVN.I am very sure RVN will be waiting for him wit vengeance at bernabeu.likewise the old guard Raul who is already an institution and loverboy Sergio Ramos that was reported to have DONE his girlfriend.he will be expecting everyone to treat him as a superstar and other members of the team should be working for him coz he is Cristiano Ronaldo.

if not for the fact that i want SAF to teach Madrid a lesson, i would have been at the forefront of the people that will be clamouring for his sales at a stagerring sum of 90m.Madrid should just shut up and bring out a cheque to the whole world carrying even 70m and they will see whether we wont sell or not.i beg, the cheque must be cleared 1st before Man U would put pen on paper for the release of CR cos Real Madid is a team being managed by pranksters,conmen,419s and a corrupt board.they are the Oluwole of the futbol world

3 gbosa for Carlos Queiroz jare!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish him all the best in his new endeavour. this is how a departure should be -- wit mutual respect and each others blessing devoid of media dem say-dem say

i beg, fergie should sign whoever and lets start settling down for the new season.be it berba or hunter or falcao, just sign someone and lets start rolling.


pls i am dead serious kindly post ronaldo's email add and i am enjoining other Man U fabs all over the worl to join me in waging the HOLY JIHAD war of clogging CR7 mailbox

i don't believe we have to castigate the banking industry the way JUnit,finecat and aysometin are making us to believe. yeah, you could be under intense pressure of performance --- no mata wot ur job function is, but i can assure you will be working optimally,you think faster and see business in virtually all discussion.

i have seen bankers that sealed deals and their cut of the transaction was 35m, i have seen a banker that was given a brand new Jeep just because of a transaction -- mind you the so called bankers were guys and not a ladies.in everything you find yourself doing apply yourself to the job, know it as if your life depends on it, be it banking,oil,or even civil service.without the bankers, there is virtually no deal that can be sealed, even the one partaining to the oil sector.

apart from the oil giants --- shell,chevron,mobil,elf etc and 1 or 2 oil servicing companies -- haliburton,schlumberger, tell me others that can employ and pay as well as banks.

if u know what you are doing,as in you are really learning the art of banking and not running after deposits alone, you have alot to gain.u will meet people that matter in the society, you will meet the lows ,the highs and the mighties.thats y if u r smart enough, you can find such people useful in the nearest future.they are ur contact base.

one ting i have obeserved about bankers alot is that they have more contact base than any group of people(maybe the only exceptions are the pastors and imams) and they tend to take risks (fnancial) more than any group of people.for u to be a succsful biz man,you need that call it.how many oil/gas boiz retired and you can hear them doing quality things.if there are, you can count them on ur finger tips.whereas you can lose count of those of bankers that retired and r doing worthwhile things.

finally, my thanks goes to all for all ur appreciation of my last post.

God bless us all.

@ Cristalz,

uu real have time for the dumb headed fool called doyin 13.
i beg, just free the guy.he is not worth the time being spent on him

@ doyin 13,
U real talk like a 13 year old guy.if u don't have any meaningful contribution to make,
save us our time and energy of reading ur teenage inspired mails.well, it is part of youthful exuberance.
Anyhow, grow up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Calderon is just an old fool and i feelvery sorryfor Madrid fans.I can never wish for a guy tha blows hot and cold as my club president. he is just an unstable old fella who needs to be sent to old people's home.

he is talking as if Man U needs the transfer to make headlines or to make history. Man U is not Lyon,Tween FC, PSV tat needs such transfer to feel great. Man U was great, Man U is great and Man U will continually be great.the top three playas that i know never wore the white of the merengues --- george best,maradona and pele.

the last time i watched Champions League, a second class UCL club in the name of Roma pauperised the so called Real home and away.What a shameless big team they are.But it was the Great Man U that got the respect of 1st class UCL clubs back.

Wan United

Carlos ain't going no where!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
coz he is the next gaffer at OT.

as for REAL and their stupid media, they wiil be forced to eat their words.
for Marca --- i am still waiting for the 7th of july the stupid pro-Real press said Ronaldo is going to join them.
Man U is showing and will definately show Madrid, that we are not a pushover club for them.
We are MANCHESTER UNITED --- CHAMPION AND RULER OF ENGLAND, CONQUEROR OF EUROPE AND CZAR OF THE WORLD IN DAYS TO COME
Despite all their media war, how far have they gone with the signing.
they have only signed ronaldo on the pages of the newspapers and in their minds.
we shall disgrace them and set a pace for other clubs on how to deal with Real.
If FIFA is toothless in dealing with them, we are showing FIFA that we can stand up for ourself

Proudly United!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At times when u guys pass comments on bank's pay, u tend to make me laugh at times.
i am working in one of the banks, my bank is not in the top five yet but in the top ten.
do not be deceived wit all those paper pays and apart from that, HR policies of each of the banks differs

if u say bank phb is the highest paying you make me laugh.See they will just tell u the good part of it they, leaving out the negatives.
Do u know that in the same bank phb, you only earn the percentage of the branch target that was met for that month. If u branch makes 75% in target and profitability, then you are going too earn 75% of ur salary, be it business developers (marketers) or support guys (operations).

entry level for 1st bank is 104k and it is a less stressful place to work. this is becos they have cheap funds ---- monies of our great grandfathers are dead that we are not even aware of (ie monies of the deads).the amalgamation of this funds over the decade makes 1st bank a big bank, thereby putting less stress on ttheir biz developers. they are really being proactive and dynamic nowadays.

as for intercontinental bank, nice pay but unsecured work.don't be surprised if u get to work tommorrow morn and that ur colleague is under suspension for what could be treated as minor issues in other places.sincerely, i don't know how there staffs still manage to put up asmil despite the uncertainties thaats surrounds them.

zenith pay is quite small at entry level but they usualy promote across board unlike other places where promotion is based on performance. Zenith promotes u for your effort and also promotes attimes for you to be geared to be like top performers though u r not performing very well. if u really want to learnt the ethics and basics of banking, it is not the best place to start for a marketer becoz u will not kno more than how to generate deposit. the other aspects of banking ie risk assets generation (credit packaging) will be virtually nil. it is a nice place to be wit good and strong corporate image.they have a sound IT in place and their staffs are proud of heir bank

gtb is a very classy place to work. my problem wit them, they have quite a sizeable number of contracts staffs as support. their psy is cool too and your promotion is rest assured.their staffs are very distinct.their staffs are very proud f their bank too.

Oceanic pays well too. it is roughly 90k at the begining for 6months, before you are upgraded from PIT to AO and you start earning upto 156k in a month.thay are also pay 87k as quaterly pay for entry level.
it is a bank that needs to pay more attention to the quality of staffs they recruit, as well as their IT. more often than not, they are always having finacle down time.at times the quality of staff recruit is a reflection of the organisation.i tend to wonder if some of them tipped HR to be employed or maybe the people that are recruiting are recruiting people like them.

fcmb is a place i will rather advise entry level guys to start from becoz they will learn more within a short period of time. after acquiring the knowledge here, the sky is not even the limit again. entry level is 160k per month before confirmation. immediately you are confirmed, your monthly pay drops to 87k but the remaining part is paid as quarterly pay every three months. this is usally upto 220k.you also have access to 80k line of medical services. they have a superb IT facility and their staffs are highly knowlegeable. my problem with fcmb is their staffs. thay are usually not proud of their workplace and they have a very cause to be --- nice t-shirt,advert,product,building. i love their lapel pin.

stanbic ibtc is a lovely place to work too. entry level is upto 150k.it is another place i ll recommend to starters to begin from coz they will learn alot from here.their staffs are cool.

skye bank -- entry level is 130k (not too sure).i heard they have a lot of contracts staffs too. i had an unpleasant experience wit some of their marketers last week and i promised myself if those are the calibres of people working in skye, i will never work for them.they have a very good advert that won them into the hearts of nigerian. i tot they dropped their standard wit that new hakuna matata advert.they also need to improve their IT.

Access bank place alot of emphasis on the quality of their recruitment.though they have contract staffs too and they staffs look well paid. entry level i sup to 120k.so i heard o.

ETB -- heard they pay well, but it is a one-man biz that is not quoted on the stock market floor.

i dont know much about the following. ------ Fidelity, Eco,Unity, first inland,Union


be that as it may, banking sector is still one of the best place to work. it makes u couthe and respected.you also meet people you would never jave dreamt of meeting.in terms of pay, the oil boiz may be ahead initially but the problem is that they hardly get promoted unlike a banker that can become a BM within 4-5years whereas your friend in the oil sector is just about getting his 1st promotion and a time is coming when money might no be important again but positions. that is why you see people intoducing themselves as Head of this and that while your friend in the oil industry is still saying yes sir to the same oga he has been saying it to for 5years.

truly speaking, the best thing you can do for urself is to be self employed.

i have read wrote about bankers abd i just an help laughing attimes. banking is not all about marketing and begging for money. there are other technical depts --- finacial control, treasury, credit admin etc.

u never know wetin dey, until u r in the system. i rest my case

please can we beg fergie and glazers to offload Ronaldo. I am tired of all this media talks. there is hardly any programme you will listen to and they won't talk about this transfer drama. Ronaldo should just come to Nollywood and start acting, he likes the hype of the media on him. He could have put this to stop by simply saying I want to go or i do not want to go. he loves controversies. Lets sell him for 80m alongide Robinho. This will make Real madrid v. stupid because they would have finanaced our buyings indirectly. Is high time those we teach R. Madrid a lesson of their life.
RVN left, we scored more goals, Becks left we still lifted the trophy, Quiroz was there, he knows better now, Heinze left and our left was more solid and attackingly dangerous than ever. Ronaldo should ask michael owens, be careful of what you wish for.

wit or without the dude, we shall win our 11th EPL this season.

Of course he would have had a regular shirt.
if u can remember, we bought Carrick when it was getting clearer
Mikel was not going to be on our line up for the season.
I can argue till thy kingdom come,
the guy made a big mistake joining chelsea.
i even heard that Scolari is about turning him to a ball boy
thatz a joke all the same.
well i wish him all the best by the tym he is loaned to Hull City.
His best position is 10 as evident in Ngr vs SA mach.
the problem is, will he bench Ballack, which is very much unlikely.
he will have to keep playing 4 which has Makalele holding forth there.
the dude is just doomed all the way.

Man U for 11th EPL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ TKB

BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT CHELSEA CAN BUY OLD TRAFFORD IF THEY WANTED TOO![s][/s]

do u think Man U  is a cheap club like ur arsenal.
asset is not measured in money kept in the bank's vault alone,
but also measured in terms of the worth of your property --- stadium,houses etc
and merchandise being sold, TV rights and income from the competition you are competing in.
oh boy, never in your life dare you say that to the EPL and UCL champs again.
Learn to espect elders so that your days might bel ong,
let your you and your club learn to respect champions, so that they can leave the league of trophyless club.

if Madrid are real the big club yyou are professing they are, let them make the bid for ronaldo alongside ramos and robinho,
i will definately know that they are big.
be that as it may, we shall still be in a win win situation.they will name their price for ramos and robinho, we shall sum it up for the price of ronaldo for them with 5m extra, they shall buy and we shall buy too.!!
u see, like jackal said, we are in the driver's seat, with our foot on the pedals.
MAdrid my ass.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONE UNITED

ronaldo can go to real madrid if he wants.if he canot learn from becks and owen thatz his headache.
with or without ronaldo, we shall MAKE it. people said more than that when becks and RVP was being sold.
Lets pocket the 75m and buy quality players to run other teams down again.we are not a one man riot squad team.
have we all forgotten, cantona left when the whole world was begging him not to, and 2day we have EPLs and UCLs to point to.
well, David Gill has closed this case by saying we are not selling.That puts a capital FULL STOP to this opera.Madrid should learn how to build
their own playas and stop allowing the UCL champions turn them to their dumping ground --- becks,RVP,Heinze,Carlos Queiroz etc.


i hope we shall make all our signings on time. Lets start focusing on our defense of the titles.

United for 11th EPL and 3rd UCL next season!!!!!!!!!!! ( i shall incur the wrath of some people here)

GLORY GLORY UNITED

i nearly lost my voice yesternyt,
man u 4 life,
i dove my hear for fergie for playing CR& against the makeshift RB -Essien
he made him look so ordinary that i would not have even contemplated signing into
Bendel insurance.
Carrick was my man of the match, he did his job neatly,
drogba should be sent to th edungeon for slapping my rock of gibraltar --- Vidic,
i guess Vidic just got him frustrated,
Ferinand was actually a General in defense, while evra had a very decent game,
Tevez was cool but Rooney was anonymous.

i just love this team.
i am relishing the glory of being a man u fan.

congrats to all.

king jackal predicted in December that Man U was going to lose 5matches but they are still going to win the league.
events are unfolding the way the sooth sayer predicted.

prophet jackal, what can u see on the 21st again.

i m awaiting your prediction once more.

one united all the way!!!!!

Giggs 4 tommorrow's matck ke? i beg let the guy come in around 80th minute

read Van Der Sar is injured mayb kitcat will deputise for him

we don't need Neville in this match, let Hargo still hold up.

im okay with others. Nani had better get really serious and clear headed tommorrow.

lets pile pressure on Chelskit tommorrow by wining this match convincinly.

Man U 4 EPL --- No shaking.

pls i don't want to see that shameless dayokanu on this thread again.

bosingwa must be bought!!!!

chelsea will fall whether by hook or crook!!!

man u 4eva

Dayokanu

where the hell is the guy?
bayern was humilited in russia.
they are truly an elite club? elite ko elite ni.

Man U for UCL jare come 21st of May.

DREAM TEAM FOR MOSCOW





VAN DER SAR



WES BROWN RIO FERDINAND NEMANJA VIDIC PATRICE EVRA




OWEN HARGREAVES




CR7 PAUL SCHOLES ANDERSON





TEVEZ WAYNE ROONEY

GLORY GLORY UNITED ,
FOLOW, FOLLOW FOLLW , UNITED ARE GOING TO MOSCOW.

CONGRATULATIONS MAN UTD FANS.
THIS EPITOMISE OUR SEASON.
WE ARE LAYING AMBUSH FOR EITHER CHELSEA OR LIVERPOOL (BOTH OF THEM COMBINED SELF) IN MOSCOW.
IS HIGH TIME WE FINISH OFF THE EPL JOB
AND LET THE BLUES GOO TROPHYLESS LIKE THE BRODAS IN LONDON
WE RULE THEM ALL.

@ DAYOKANU

IF NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN YOUR BAYERN THREAD,
CAN;T U JUST VISIT THIS PAGE AND KEEP QUIET.
JUST VISIT AND SAVOUR THE SENSIBLE POSTING OF MY FELLOW UNITEDS
IS A CRIME IF PEOPLE R NOT WACHING UR BAYERN WIT THEIR LUCA TONI, RIBERY, KAHN OR WOTEVA.
I BEG STAY CLEAR OF THIS THREAD IF U WONT STOP THIS UR CONTROVERSIAL STANCE.
IF NO

bring on the ROMAN ARMY!!!!
Stanford bridge is burning down, burning down,
stamford bridge is burning down, everybodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

ONE UNITED

@ Jackal

thatz my formation

last season, it was the story of you guys started very wll ahead of others,
we decided to start this season from 18th position and we are sitting pretty well on the 1st spot. that tells u the quality of this team.next seaon we shart start from mid-table.

71 goals between Holy Trinity can only be described as DIVINE, more to come before the seaon ends. to add to our community shield,EPL and UCL is PFA player of the season, Highest goal scorer in EPL, European Best player of the Season, Highest Goal Scorer in EPL and WORLD FOOTBALL OF THE YEAR.

What more do you want from the team oozing out quality. we aare simply the best.
the best barca can do, is to be beating 2-0 at home and 1-0 at old traford. that is there best.

Arsenal on sunday, no comment. as jackal posted, we are nailig their coffin for this season

For Chelsea, kip watching and cleaning our back (just like last season) till we start romancing the trophy at Stamford Bridge.

Ronaldo for everything winnable, EPL team of the season from goalkeeper --- striker, MANCHESTER UNITED

ONE UNITED

@ Chacal

i feel good being a united

arsenal fans are just soome bunch of deluded fools. we have been shouting on top of our voice that their team is only good enough to entertain and not good enough for the trophy. a team was buying players worth millions of dollars another was buying shell-cup boiz and expects them to play all the matches in a season. spare me, wenger is messed up. we have been telling them, they are supporting a mediocre team, a jewish team that is more interested in profit than cups on their shelf. they are just making up the number and spicing the league up once in awhile. what is the difference between arsenal and the likes of wigan,villa and even derby.the song has changed from we are leading u with 8points to we are trailing behind with 6points!!! chei! what a pathetic team. if arsenal is not careful, portsmouth go even overtake them o.HAHHAHHahHAh, is not that bad sha.

with or without mascherano, liverlessfools were in for a beaten. they were overwhelmed by the frirepower of the red devils. even juande ramos said he believes man u will win the league coz they are playing the best brand of footie in the EPL -- purpose entertainment soccer.VDS was on hols, while scholesy was running the show wella. instead of beefing us, write an application letter so that we can ship some of our talented reserves to any team that is in need, arsenal and liverpool most especially.

the trophy is around the corner, we are smelling it, arsenal, villa, wigan, boro, tottenham, and even chelsea cannot stop our 10 premiership title.
we shall invite all when we are celebrating late into the nite., before then, keep watching and licking our back.

we dont need a finisher as it is being advocated for.
i am okay with the strikeforce, with the inclusion of Manucho and maybe Hintelaar.
Benzema will definately make our game very predictable just like in the dayz of RVN.
all the teams will know that Benzema and Man U wont score.

what we need most now is a right back and a quality substitute for evra,
a good keeper will not be bad to coz VDS is almost gone
with that we would have built a monster of a team.

talking about tommorrow's game,
aston villa should just do us a favour by compounding
arsenal's woes by just picking a draw
fulham are in for a cracker of a match.
chelsea should beware of those rabid boiz called west ham.

one united

@ Chacal,

congrats to all man u guys as we, the true champions march on to snatch back our coveted crown from the pretenders.

my heartfelt condolence to all assnal fans for losing eduardo and the cup at the same time. that is what u get when ur focus is buying playas for 50,000 pounds to be sold at 5m pounds, because it will definately affect ur strength in depth. one man's loss is another man;s gain, its just that it is hapeening to you guys at the wrongest time of the season.

sincerely if that dumb head called wes brown wants to go , i beg make im go i can assure him that he will never play in champions league again, and i am not sure he will ever win any silverware in  his life again.

Wenger watch ur back coz we are breathing fire down your neck. the race is not won by who took off first but by who finished ahead well.

The Glory is beckoning on us again.

i can't wait to see my machine keep hammering everyone that dares come there way.
Who's next-- Fulham, i pity u, someone is gonna cry.

we are operating on cloud 7, can't wait till May.

Bring 'em  on

GLORY GLORY UNITED

I pray fergie starts those young boiz and allow giggs to come in later on the game if he must partake in the show.
on a good day it should be 3-0 massacre.

i do not think birmingham can do us any favour tommorrow, with the way arsenal played on wednesday, no way.
Milan was able to withstand their firepower coz of the wealth of experienc that they have which birmingham certainy lack.

well, they might pull a draw like the first leg.

the title race will be determined by the matches between the big 4 and these smaller team may just act as spoilers.
i don't have any problem with us playing chelsea, arsenal or liverpool, my fear is usually stupid teams like west ham.

we had better not lose concenration again coz we can't afford any slip up again.

by monday the gap should still stand at 5pt, at best 3.

No shaking

we played well, but someone just need to talk sense into rooney's head,
he can not afford to be missing such vital chances at the stage of the game
we could have paid dearl for his profligacy.

Lyon is in for a roasting at OT,
i just pray fergie will start the younger playas for us to have more pace in our game,
he can bring on the old legs when we are leading so that they can use the experince to
stabilize the game for us then.

i just had to respect that stupid boy called benzema. i give it to him he is good

@ all arsenal fans,
nice match, good ball possession, i still strongly believe they can pick an away draw at San siro, say 1-1
those dude should just go and learn how to be taking shots outside the box, they were trying to walk into
Milans net at this stage of the competition. even, there pattern of play is so predictable nowadays,
they will take the ball to the wings and keep crossing to Adebayor to nod the ball coz of his height,
u can't kip doing that with an italian team. u need to be more decisive in fron t of the goal if u really want to progress.

@ justknumi,

my heart is with the goners, i wish they throw out Milan
that will save them all these embarassment,
but, they just cant deliver when it matters most
thatz the problem, they are heartbreakers.
i m sure most of their fans would have gone for heart surgery b4.
like i said i wish them well against AC,
but can they

I cant shout.

One United