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awoderin:
Bandits on the beat !

LordIsaac:
He seems like a candidate with vision, but for Islamabad!

ProfesseurX:
OK but,

I was strolling with my last fvck on leash on this thread earlier when Op ambushed me and held me at Knifepoint. "Give me your fvck!" He thundered. I was already trembling, different thoughts ran through my mind. "What will I tell my parents when I get home" among others.
But then my life is more important than a fvck. Op was becoming more aggresive now so I had to make a quick decision. I looked behind my back and saw my fvck with teary eyes, she nodded in disapproval as though she was saying "Pls don't do this".

"Which kind wahala be dis now" I said to myself. "Look!" I shouted at the Op while pointing my hand into an empty space behind his back, as soon as he turned his head, I grabbed my fvck and made a run for it. He chased us but we were able to outrun him. Few mins later, I was already sitting under a shed with my fvck on my laps. I patted her and kissed her forehead. "It's alright dear, I almost gave you out today on a useless thread for that matter"
She smiled sheepishly and rested on my arms.
That was how I protected my last fvck from being given on this thread

talk2saintify:



Linda If you have so much experience with man why are you still single?

But This Cee-C doesn't think before she talks
what gives her the right to ask a man to shut down a man
Poor Tobi!
Respect are given to those who respects MEN!!
If Tobi was Hot Tempered now the situation would have been different


Like a Said b4

Enjoy Being the Head while it lasts...
You aint winning the 45M Obviously


Where is my Money

Flets:
This is only the preamble. After 2019 elections, middle Beltans will be officially pursued from their ancestral homes and there will be thorough ethnic cleansing.

At the end of 2023, the fulanis will be officially occupying Nasarawa, Taraba, Benue and Kogi with Fulani emirs enthroned and occupying the territories.

Sirjamo:
Has Jonathan commits suicide?

NwaAmaikpe:



I can emphatically say he was a fake pastor that was why Fulani herdsmen could kill him.

Some things are not possible if you are a true child of God. It's just like saying that Bishop Oyedepo was attacked by Fulani herdsmen. It is impossible.
GOD ALWAYS DEFENDS HIS OWN as he rightly said in Psalms 91.

1.He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty.

2.I will say of the LORD, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust.

3.Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence.

4.He shall cover thee with his feathers, and under his wings shalt thou trust: his truth shall be thy shield and buckler.

5.Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day;

6.Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.

7.A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.

8.Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the reward of the wicked.

9.Because thou hast made the LORD, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation;

10.There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.

11.For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways.

12.They shall bear thee up in their hands, lest thou dash thy foot against a stone.

13.Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.

14.Because he hath set his love upon me, therefore will I deliver him: I will set him on high, because he hath known my name.

15.He shall call upon me, and I will answer him: I will be with him in trouble; I will deliver him, and honour him.

16.With long life will I satisfy him, and shew him my salvation.

NwaAmaikpe:



I can emphatically say he was a fake pastor that was why Fulani herdsmen could kill him.

Some things are not possible if you are a true child of God. It's just like saying that Bishop Oyedepo was attacked by Fulani herdsmen. It is impossible.
GOD ALWAYS DEFENDS HIS OWN as he rightly said in Psalms 91.

1.He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty.

2.I will say of the LORD, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust.

3.Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence.

4.He shall cover thee with his feathers, and under his wings shalt thou trust: his truth shall be thy shield and buckler.

5.Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day;

6.Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.

7.A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.

8.Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the reward of the wicked.

9.Because thou hast made the LORD, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation;

10.There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.

11.For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways.

12.They shall bear thee up in their hands, lest thou dash thy foot against a stone.

13.Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.

14.Because he hath set his love upon me, therefore will I deliver him: I will set him on high, because he hath known my name.

15.He shall call upon me, and I will answer him: I will be with him in trouble; I will deliver him, and honour him.

16.With long life will I satisfy him, and shew him my salvation.

shegzy08:
Thought nigeria is a zoo, how come the igbos suddenly wants to govern the zoo..igbo have more enemies than friends in the political sector, no country will take the risk..northerners knows buhari is shit so they try to court the igbos.. Biafra seems like a way for them cause I also can't vote one as a president

adecz:


For a man, Teddy is too conscious
of his looks.

Always posing & readjusting himself
in front of any available mirror.

Such a guy will be spending more time
dressing, making up, oiling his dread etc
than any woman he goes out with.

And then,,, the toilet move......
they both had it coming..

The guy is just toooo vain....

NwaAmaikpe:



Leah Sharibu... You brought this on yourself.
You would have been free now if only you were intelligent.
This is exactly why the bible says, "My people perish for lack of knowledge."

Are you wiser than Abraham, Isaac and Peter who lied and denounced facts just to save their heads?

If a whole Peter could deny Jesus three times so as to be safe and sound, who the hell are you?
Mumu.

macaranta:
Free car... However I'd rather solve an ordinary differential equation of the 4th order or a vibrational analysis question than answer this hard question. The examiner must be very wicked and a sadist

Follygunners:
But seriously... why does it have to be like savages and jungle-ish over at that side of the country? No wonder they all run away and desert their red-soiled lands for a more civilized/comfortable SW/Yoruba-lands.

Instead of them to admit they're still evolving into modern humans, they'll start throwing tantrums and abuses claiming the 'Igbo-man' well-travelled to console their plights. We all know they're just bunch of savages!

ZombieTAMER:
Nigeria is nothing but a Useless country
It should be destroyed
It should disintegrate to ashes

It's glaring that the country is not working yet some swines still want the status quo to continue

Life is meaningless
Life is worthless
It's the law of the jungle down here

It's eat or be eaten
Insecurity everywhere
The country has gone to the dogs

Modified : To the swines quoting me... What do you enjoy so much about this shithole
Are you aware that Benin Republic and Ghana have constant power supply
Yet you claim to be giant of Africa because one shoe shiner will marry four wives and bear fifteen children..
SMH

danduchi:
So Biafra is still in Nigeria?

oyetunder:
nah lie! So now they are ready to play the role of Moses. When they were in power for years, all their meetings to share loot werpltoo place in secret places.

Clerverly:
Just like the Herdsmen /Farmers clashes, They are not really interested in the welfare of the girls, but The political capital they would make from it... They Never wanted the girls home hence their disappointment..

Ipob miscreants are cursed elements..They will surely retire to their shells after March next year, and Nigeria will continue to progress!

May God Punish all the independent pigs of Biafra and their useless regional Party called PDP. When fools are given good names, "claverly " .U are both a curse and a big ridicule to ur generation bro, u shall never see good in life.

georjay:
Oga na the Turkish policemen smoke inside church na

arrange your topic

sarrki:
Pure lie

When did FG starts building over head bridge in sate road

Gej that can't fix the road to his village

Abegi

That's why I don't lime PDP online miscreants

They don't reason at all