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Jokes Etc / Re: Goodnews! VAR Will Now Be Used In Nigerian league(photos)~APc Media by suxkill: 11:48am On Apr 23, 2019
Amatarasha:
VAR which is video assistant referee has come to stay ,All hell Apc govt of the people for this new development...

Afterall wailers will say buhari isnt working or lie mohammed is a liar ,They will still say Most holy thienubu is corrupt ..Apc bmo spokesman
VAR is here ,...
No more 95yr old fulani referee has eye defect ...
All hell Apc
Next ldevel nigeria.ng smiley

Travel / Re: Bauchi State: A Land Of Tourism And An Amazing Serene - Photos by suxkill: 11:44am On Apr 23, 2019
Ive been to that tomb before
Politics / Re: "We Have Killed Them All, Fulani Herdsmen Will Never Come Back"-nigerian Soldier by suxkill: 8:33am On Apr 19, 2019
TheFacelessMan:
sad

"Killed them ALL" so i thought!

Back in 1994, i was an member of Abacha's hit-squad "The KILL-FORCE"

Operation Camel Zanku had only one objective : "Kill them all "


Parachuting in from our base in the Chadian Desert, we crashed into their huts, semi-automatics blazing.



In the first 10 minutes, as an expert marksman, i must have killed 35 herdsmen.

5 minutes later, i was already outta ammo. 62 kills under my belt. YET ....

The fvckers kept coming in swarms shocked shocked shocked shocked

We finished our bullets. Started using machetes...these got blunt in a short time and the air was filled with cries and red mist.

When the blades became useless, we started using our fists, even women and children weren't spared, many we killed! cry cry


Post-battle, we discovered why the H-men were uncountable-

It seemed they had only 2 hobbies - FvCking + Fighting = Babymaking + Orphanmaking.

I ruffled the hair of one of the survivors, a 13 year old boy. He glared back in defiance and spat in the dust.

"What's your name? Why are you not in school?", i asked.

"Ibrahim SHEKAU" he replied. "Boko is Haram"

I could have shot him for his cocky attitude....but i decided to be merciful.


To be continued. Look out for the sequel to this story cool




let's have a chat bro.

Romance / Re: Why Do Couples Look Alike As They Grow Older by suxkill: 11:35am On Apr 05, 2019
More look alike couple.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Couples Look Alike As They Grow Older by suxkill: 11:33am On Apr 05, 2019
Kkk

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Politics / Re: Seun Please Ban Anyone Talking About 2023 by suxkill: 9:32am On Mar 26, 2019
2023! Oya come and beat me
Politics / Re: Kano Decide : Time For Revolution To Overthrow This Tyrant In Aso Rock- PDP by suxkill: 4:48pm On Mar 23, 2019
yarimo:
Mteeeewwwww KWANKWASIYYA Movement , PDP and violence are like 5 and 6 undecided

Always ranting,do me a favour and phock off!

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Fashion / Re: See What A Guy Requested For And What His Tailor Sew For Him (photos) by suxkill: 11:40pm On Mar 21, 2019
Just negodu!

Politics / Re: APC Rejects Inec’s Timeline For Rivers Governorship Election Conclusion by suxkill: 7:45pm On Mar 21, 2019
[quote author=buhariguy post=76864030][/quote]


sensless post from an Idotic Pig of Buhari.

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Politics / Re: APC Rejects Inec’s Timeline For Rivers Governorship Election Conclusion by suxkill: 7:45pm On Mar 21, 2019
[quote author=buhariguy post=76864030][/quote]


sensless post from an Idotic Pig of Buhari.

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Politics / Re: Rivers Guber: ADP Calls For Fresh Election, Wants PDP, AAC Excluded by suxkill: 11:17am On Mar 21, 2019
ZIAZI:
All these mushroom parties sha ! Fingesi no doubt would have pulled more votes than Awara of d AAC, but for d Amaechi factor. He wants PDP and "aac" removed from d whole electoral process for him to jostle it out with other mushrooms like his party. AS WIKE SAID IT, "THIS VICTORY GO SWEET DIE." For d election in Rivers State, Awara's odd is 9,000 while that of WIKE is just 1.16.


I rather play 2 and over 2.5

Romance / Re: What Would You Do If U Met Your Partner In This Position by suxkill: 6:40pm On Mar 17, 2019
Rip to both of them

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Politics / Re: Game Over For Governor M.A Abubakar In Bauchi - By Turaki Hassan by suxkill: 10:21pm On Mar 16, 2019
Chikpat:
It is just clear day by day that INEC under this presidency is truly independent

Would a PDP controlled federal govt allow all these unfold and not interfere/manipulate the process to their advantage?


You've started skipping your drugs again.

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Politics / Re: APC Rejects Inec’s Decision On Bauchi Governorship Election by suxkill: 9:31pm On Mar 16, 2019
Erection ought to start and end at the polling unit.cheesycheesy

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Politics / Re: Inconclusive Election: Kano Women Protest Against INEC (Photos) by suxkill: 7:04pm On Mar 12, 2019
All I see is ipad and ipob women

Politics / Re: INEC Declares Emeka Ihedioha Winner Of Imo Governorship Election 2019 by suxkill: 12:27am On Mar 12, 2019
garfield1:
Inec has made a big mistake except there's another calculation for two third requirement.





Agbogoro use your main monkey abi na monica.


Don't be a COward.

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Politics / Re: Two INEC Officials Arrested In Imo Collation Centre For Malpractice— Channels TV by suxkill: 1:37pm On Mar 11, 2019
99 days is far a thief,while 1 day is for the owner.



Let him dance to the surrugede music he has played

Politics / Re: Breaking: Kano Gov, Ganduje Collapses by suxkill: 1:12pm On Mar 11, 2019
id911:
Just wave a few Dollars to his face and he will wake up


My crew waiting for gandollar to wake upgringrin
to finish him laslas wahlahi

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Politics / Re: Happening Now! Nigerian Army Barred International Observer From PH INEC Office by suxkill: 3:31pm On Mar 10, 2019
yarimo:
pictures and videos or keep quiet

Nonsense and ingredient,if a picture or video emerge now you will say is doctored

the same trash you and you likes said when babanriga bullion van video leaked.
Politics / Re: Happening Now! Nigerian Army Barred International Observer From PH INEC Office by suxkill: 3:29pm On Mar 10, 2019
yarimo:
pictures and videos or keep quiet

Nonsense and ingredient,if a picture or video emerge now you will say is doctored

The same trash you and you likes said when babanriga bullion van video leaked.
Politics / Re: Okorocha Loses Government House To PDP, Uche Nwosu Loses To PDP by suxkill: 8:24pm On Mar 09, 2019
StOla:

It seems Tribal politics can never depart SE.
Do your self a favor and gerrrout of here.

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Politics / Re: Simon Lalong Wins Polling Unit by suxkill: 8:09pm On Mar 09, 2019
Lalong is a gunner op!

Politics / Re: Okorocha Loses Government House To PDP, Uche Nwosu Loses To PDP by suxkill: 8:01pm On Mar 09, 2019
Asshurbanipali:
Okoroawusa and his house boy Uche. cheesy

Abagworo i hope you have submitted your CV to some bread baking companies because soon your 20k monthly propaganda stipend will stop


Brutality!


Fatality!


Flawless victory.

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Politics / Re: PDP Leads 9 Out Of 11 Lgas Declared In Plateau by suxkill: 10:24am On Feb 25, 2019
garfield1:
Jos south not north.jos north will deliver same for bubu.
So in ur mind you think jos north is dominated by only Hausas?

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Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by suxkill: 2:22pm On Feb 24, 2019
helinues:
They should do quick all the results flying up and down are confusing

Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Governor Shettima's Convoy In Borno, Many Feared Killed by suxkill: 5:32pm On Feb 13, 2019
sarrki:
Pdp is fully involved

Wished you were close

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Governor Shettima's Convoy In Borno, Many Feared Killed by suxkill: 5:32pm On Feb 13, 2019
sarrki:
Pdp is fully involved

Wished you were close

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Politics / Re: Buhari Campaigns In Port Harcourt, Rivers State (Live Updates) by suxkill: 12:17pm On Feb 12, 2019
sarrki:
South-south and South-east: My Thought On PDP stronghold –

PDP have consistently won 60% or more of the total votes since 2003 in Abia, Akwa Ibom, Anambra, Bayelsa, Cross River, Delta, Ebonyi, Enugu, Imo and Rivers.

In the last election, PDP got about 50% of their total votes from these states, 6,892,762 votes. The party received 80% or more from each state; the highest was Anambra with 98.5%. But what are the chances of PDP/Atiku repeating the 2015 feat next week in their stronghold?

Personally, I believe PDP have lost some ground in most of these states, if not all.

• In Anambra, Governor Obiano is not hiding his affection for President Buhari and not shying away from publicly promoting the achievements of the Buhari Government in the state and south east as a whole. PDP won the state with 98.5% of the total votes in the last election, I strongly believe this time around, the state could easily swing in favour of either of the two major parties.

• Imo, despite the obvious friction in Imo APC, the incumbent Governor is still solidly behind President Buhari and APC as far as the presidential election is concerned. I doubt if that support will be readily available in the Gubernatorial election especially. I believe APC have a better chance of winning this state.

• In Akwa Ibom and Delta, APC has successfully formed some great alliances and the party seem united in both states. In 2015, PDP secured 2.2 million votes from both states compare to APC 107,321. With the two states boasting 4,965,001 registered voters, an increase of over 1 million newly registered from last election, there is all to play for. I believe PDP will still win both states. I do not honestly believe APC is strong enough to win either state in this election, but I am confident the party will do exceptionally well, which will be nothing compare to the 2015 result.

• No doubt APC have gained some ground in Abia, cross river, Enugu, Bayelsa and Ebonyi, they are not significant enough for the party to win any of those states. PDP will still retain these states but not in a way they will want to. In the last election, PDP had about 90% of total votes in all these states, I don’t see that happening in this election. APC will comfortably secure at least the required 25% in all, and looking at the voting record of these states, it would be considered a decent outing for APC.

• Rivers state, the crown jewel of PDP stronghold with 3,215,273 registered voters. In the last election, PDP had 95% of total votes (1,487,075 votes) compare to APC 4.4% (69,238 votes). Thanks to Amaechi, Abe and co, they have successfully made a mess of APC’s chances in the state. Even though I do honestly believe PDP will win the state, I also believe APC will perform far better than they did in 2015.

At the end of the day, south-south and south-east will remain a PDP stronghold, at least the time being. Though PDP is still firmly entrenched in these two regions, but with Imo state out of their grip, and both main parties having a 50-50 chance of winning Anambra state, this is enough to worry PDP. It says a lot on how deep APC has encroached into their territory. APC secured only about 5% of total votes in SS and SE in 2015, and they still won the election. If they manage to secure about 35-40% in this election, which believe they will, it would be considered a great success. If I were PDP supporter, I would be worried.


Where did this Buhari zombie copy this crap

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Politics / Re: My Comment To Kill Foreign Interveners Is Patriotic - El-rufai by suxkill: 6:55pm On Feb 06, 2019
madridguy:
PDP crying over every little thing tongue


Na so hellrufai go dey for foreigners hand and nothing can happen.

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