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6ixT8:
2cars in front of Mr. Biggs terminus was set ablaze. another on near amaze was also razed. if not for the timely intervention of police at Yantaya this stît would have escalate into a full religion war. I was there.

Did you follow us and stone those almajiries today at terminus roundabout ?

First one was 1 bottle of Star beer at a friends birthday party. while the second one was roasted Corn and pure water

Simp and Virgina people

Voting Buhari again and again

yarimo:
INEC has collaborated with PDP to rig the election

Kpele l feel your pain zombie

ll remembered when my momma told me blatantly "ls it because of pussy" na that day I knew how worthless the hole is. Red pill Gee for life

419 pastor that can't account for over 700 million naira is that one a pastor?

ZINIBANKS:
I want to start playing it but someone advice me that it's will later end in tears
But bro supposing am the one I'll use the money to JP this shithole don tire me

l take God beg you don't start. biko, ejoor, Dan Allah.

novice22:
sir i need ur help. my job is at stake here.

l will call you tomorrow by his grace

Kissiemu:
Nna men!
Is that small thing that you are writing this big big grammar?

You don't need to worry. It's only during first round that you release sperm. The second round you release water. Third round you release kerosene. Fourth round you release fuel.

Is that why u r bothering yourself? My friend go n sleep. You don't have problem

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I'm still in shock with this your answer

novice22:
are you saying it is possible to let go forever

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Yes brother. Even today my mum testified how God saved me when I went to visit them. It not about making mouth that I've stopped playing visual rather "tell your self someone you've offended wants you to be useless "

Flash me let's talk

Asgard13:
They care
No change am... typical Yoruba man
Tinubu the god of Yoruba people eh.... Jagaban

Kiddo shut d fuk I'm not Yoruba and drag me into your tribal war

Useless politicians! They don't care about us.

Bighead9:
PDP and Igbo's right now.

The most senseless and useless comment on Nairaland so far.
You need mental evaluation in the next few seconds else na express you dey go

Op l feel your pain cuz l was once in your shoe but thank God for delivering me from visual.

Some folks here might not believe you cuz they don't know what it means to be addicted to visual betting. l once sold my 6 months old Belgium Car Vectra 1.8 because of visual.
I'll advice you to pray first, secondly convince your self that someone out there wants you to be useless that's why you can't stop playing visual.

Honestly that was what worked for me, l don't know if it might work for you.

Me wey don phuck sisters.
Pussy no be anything for Plateau state.

Nbote:
Lolzzzz.... So Oshiomole was d gum holding the fuji house of commotion together all dis while

Seconded!

Me after reading through how 1 or more girls toasted some guys. Even "Hi" or "Hey" no babe don ever tell me

l repeats non of this modafackers is worth voting and dying for....

That number 4 bad gan. Blessing and Plangnan any where una dey l take God beg una to return my T shirt and DVD. shooor!

Next time ensure postino 2 or your shin guard is close by before you fire any kpekus

One love bro

Okoroawusa:
Ladies don't allow a man with this kind of hand to finger u. You go think say na prick

LMAO

l won't look at the gun cuz something must kee a man

The pregnancy test kit is about 60 naira

Modafackers! No politician is worth dying for and voting for.

No dulling moment for Nairaland abeg

So someone like me can't fit dey level -0 in peace again

See wetin lock down dey cause

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Kiddo you've been noticed, oya go and play with sand.

Lamanii22:
OP... Continue or shall I get you some juice??

Hey beauty can I chat you on wassup 08036474696