₦airaland Forum

LasoulMacuby:
1: choose your target carefully
2: Track her accordingly
3: Tell her you mind
4: She may say Yes or No
5: If she says yes she is yours, If she says No, do 1-4 again, one lady somewhere must say Yes.
Nb, if all fail, ask your father if somebody swear for you

SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE THIS GUY A TROPHY!

HE'S THE NEW DEFINITION OF DUMB!!

GOOD FOR HIM.

MAYBE YOU SHOW THIS LIST TO YOUR FAMILY. . SO THAT YOU ALL COULD EMERGE THE WEALTHIEST FAMILY IN THE WORLD BY THE END OF 2015. GOOD JOB

TOMORROW MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE A LIST OF STEPS ON HOW TO CHANGE BABY DIAPERS .
THAT WOULD BE OF MORE HELP THAN THIS.

ANOTHER LIST? ? HAHAHA. . NAIRALAND OFFICIALLY TURNING INTO LISTLAND.

OP PLEASE MAKE ME A LIST. .ON MAYBE HOW TO KNOW WHEN A DRAGON IS LAME OR 5 SIGNS TO KNOW WHEN I'M HORNYY.. OR MAYBE A LIST ON WHY BLACK GUYS HAVE BLACK PENIISES.. CUZ I DON'T SEEM TO GET THIS JERK ANYMORE!

icebebe:
who ask u na? Aproko manager

PLEASE DON'T MURDER ME, I HAVE A FAMILY, THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS ME!

Medunah:
OMG, u figured all that out urself?? awwn, shouldnt there be a medal for the almighty intellectual one?

NO.
WE THROW ALL THE MEDALS IN THE WORLD INTO THE PACIFIC OCEAN
SINCE THEY CANNOT BE GIVEN TO THE EXTREMELY SRUPIID PEOPLE MAKING WAVES THESE DAYS!

! NASTYDROID! !!

RELIGION DRAINING THE BRAIN OUT OF TRUTH DEPRIVED PEOPLE SINCE THE DAYS OF KING HENRY OF ENGLAND!



If I WAS YOU.. I'UD GO SLEEP WITH SOME GIRL OUTSIDE , MAKE A VIDEO OF OUR EXCAPADE. . AND COME GIVE HER TO WATCH.

THAT'S THUGLIFE!

PLEASE GIVE THE OP MORE LIKES, AND MOVE THIS NONSENSE TO FRONTPAGE SO HE CAN FINALLY GO TO BED.. AFTER ACHIEVING THE BEST GOAL OF HIS LIFE BY POSTING THIS HERE!

icebebe:
I wnt a skirt like dat!

THIS IS NAIRALAND, NOT JUMIA OR KONGA.

SHE STILL LOOKING GANGSTA!

THUGLIFE

"GIVES THE OP DOGGYstyle ON THIS POOR THREAD, AND LEAVES"

IF YOU ABOVE 20, AND YOU STILL MEMORIZE NICKI'S SONGS. .ALBUM TO ALBUM, SONG TO SONG, WORD TO WORD, AND STILL CLAIM YOU A "BAD BIITCH ", AND POSE LIKE HER, AND WEAR STUPIID NAILS AND MAKE UP LIKE HER,


MY LADY, YOUR MATURITY WILL PROBABLY START WHEN YOU'RE 80.

nikkiehan:
I dnt find guys wit big buttocks attractive

THE SAME WAY I SEE THE GIRLS

firstEVA:
What do they mean by largest?

HONEY MAYBE ON THE NEXT VALENTINES DAY I TAKE YOU TO GO SWIN IN THERE

Airforce1:
Naija runs girls are still backward

THE LINE BETWEEN A BIG GIRL AND A RUNS GIRL IS WIDER THAN THE RIVER NILE.

NEVER MISTAKE THAT BRO!

HAHAHA... CRAZY PHOTOBOMB

THERE'S A LADY WITH A WEIRD HAIR BEHIND HIM.
PERFECT TIMING, STUPIID HAIRSTYLE!

MAYBE A DOG RIDING ITS OWNER. . I GUESS.

BUT ANYWAY I THINK THEY'RE RELAXING. .AND ENJOYING THEMSELVES.

IT SHOULDN'T BE OUR BUSINESS.

LEMME WAKA PASS!

Vinshu:
Hey buddy,

The hurting truth is that you were ditched because you planned to ditch her! #Fact

I see your key points around her are based on Sex, then what do you expect? So all you planned to do was Have sex with her as much as you want then dump her and move to the next girl.. Sorry but she dumped you first quickly or maybe she used you! that is the word.

You don't deserve any lady!

THEY NEVER DUMPED THE MAGA

HE LATER DISCOVERED SOMEONE ELSE WAS DRILLING THE GIRL, WHILE THE GIRL CLAIMS TO BE DATING HIM ON A "HOLY BASIS"


PLEASE GIVE THIS GUY A MEDAL FOR ME..
WE'VE FINALLY FOUND THE KING OF ALL MAGAS!

OGA LANDLORD

HOW YOUR TENANTS NA?
HAHA.. MAGGOT!


I KNOW THERE ARE LOTS OF YOUR MAIN GUYS WHO DON'T HAVE A PLACE TO STAY
BUT YET BECAUSE OF DECAYED PUNNY.. YOU IGNORE ALL OF THEM, CARRY YOUR ROOM GIVE WOMAN.

CLAP FOR YOURSELF.

CATFISH!

THE GUY FINALLY DISCOVERED HOW BORING HIS ALMOST FINISHED LIFE HAS BEEN. .ALL THIS WHILE.

IN BENUE STATE, THE FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF AGRICULTURE TAKES ABOUT 40K FROM THE OLD GUYS , AND EVEN MORE FROM THE KIDS.

IT'S GOING TO OTUEKE

obikirinoni:
Please walk away . else its friend zoning things

HOW CAN I BE FRIENDZONED WHEN I DON'T EVEN HAVE FRIENDS?


I DON'T KEEP FEMALE FRIENDS. YOU'RE JUST LIKE ONE OF THE REGULAR GUYS I MEET AT THE GAS STATION OR STREET NEIGHBOURS, IF YOU'RE NOT MY GIRLFRIEND.

ONE GIRL AT A TIME. .IS THE BEST WAY TO STAY FAITHFUL, HEALTHY, AND LIVE LONGER.
I'VE NOTICED!

I'M TOO PRETTY TO FORCE MYSELF ON ANYONE.

I'M TOO GOOD TO GO START TO WOO SOMEONE WHO'S GON PRETEND SHE DON'T GIVE AF ABOUT YOU AND YOUR EXISTENCE.


ALL MY LIFE I'VE NEVER ASKED SILLY QUESTIONS LIKE
WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND?
PLEASE DATE MY MISERABLE LIFE WILL YOU?
I LOVE YOU, DO YOU LOVE ME TOO?
I'M SO FULL OF SHIIT. .I'VE FOLLOWED YOU FOR CLOSED TO 6 MONTHS NOW BEGGING YOU TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND, PLEASE SAY YES..

AND OTHER CRAPSHIT


I'VE MET AND DATED SOME OF THE BEST GIRLS IN THE WORLD AND I NEVER SAID SHIIT.. NOR HAD TO CRAWL ON MY KNEES BEGGING AND STALKING AND FOLLOWING THEIR A$$ES LIKE THERES GOLD IN THEIR.

EVERYTHING HAPPENED NATURALLY, AND LASTED ALL THE WAY.


Please call me Tony Montana, my dear friends!