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I WONDER

WHAT THE MATTER IS WITH HER..

GIRLS USED TO CALL ME STINGY IN THE UNI.

ONE DRY GIRL THAT I DON'T EVEN TALK TO. .

WILL JUST FLY OUT FROM NO WHERE AFTER LECTURES, AND TELL ME TO BUY THEM LUNCH. I SCHOOLED IN BENUE STATE.
THERES REAL HUNGER IN THAT TOWN. (FOOD BASKET OF THE NATION MY FOOT)

I'M THE TYPE TO EMPTY MY BANK ACCOUNT TO MY LOVELY SISTER, GIRLFRIEND, AND REAL HOMMIES

NOT ALL THIS.. . "BUY ME " GIRLS AND BOYS.

SOME BOYS ARE FULL OF SHIIT TOO. NOT EVEN JUST THE GIRLS, THESE DAYS.

THIS THREAD IS PARTICULARLY TO GAIN LIKES AND ATTENTION.

GIVE IT ALL TO HIM.

THIS IS NAIRALAND!!

NairalandPolice1:
MissChima.. the Kpekere hawker

I TELL YOU MAN.

TODAY SHE CLAIMS SHE MARRIED.
ANOTHER DAY SHE CLAIMS SHE SINGLE.


BASICALLY FROM THE CRAPPINESS OF HER POSTS.

AS NEAR AS I'M CONCERNED. ..THIS THREAD IS BULLSHIIT

ALL THESE GIRLS JUST WAKE UP ONE TIME AND COME TO NL TO FORM SQUAD FOR THEM FATHERS!
NONSENSE!!

I AM HERE TO DERAIL

MAJORITY OF THE GIRLS IN NIGERIA

ARE TERRIBLY HUNGRY.

I CANNOT EVEN DIFFERENCIATE BETWEEN A NIGERIAN GIRL AND A VULTURE.

CUZ THEY SEEM TO HAVE EVERYTHING IN COMMON.

CARRY ON.. .

21 WICKED SIGNS!!!



I BET MOST OF THE OP'S ON NAIRALAND JUST SCAVENGE THE INTERNET ON DAILY BASIS, LOOKING FOR EXTREMELY CRAPPY STUFF TO COPY AND PASTE HERE ON NAIRALAND, HOPING TO HIT FRONTPAGE AND GET MILLIONS OF LIKES.

GOOD JOB. TRY HARDER.

SO IF I JUST THIS YOUR BUSINESS NOW. .
I CAN BE ABLE TO PRODUCE OIL

FOR COOKING, FRYING, BAKING, AND CASTING OUT DEMONS? ?

ITS SO DARK IN MY AREA. .NO LIGHT, NO TORCHLIGHT. .
AND I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND THE JOKE

vizkiz:
should I give you a candid advice?
I think you should do something better with your furcked up life than sit around checking pictures with likes on the internet

YEAH HE MESSED UP BY CHECKING CRAPPED OUT PICTURES WITH UNECCESARY LIKES AND DISLIKES.


BUT SHIIT BE MADE REAL.. .
THEM BOYS AROUND HERE KEEP MAKING THEM GIRLS BE LIKE GODDESSES.

THEM BOYS GIVE THEM UNECCESARY ATTENTION, RESPECT, FAME, AND SHOWERS OF PRAISES.

AND IN RETURN, THEM GIRLS PAY THEM BACK WITH "FORMING " AND BIG LEVELS.. CUZ THEY FEEL THEY'RE WORTH ALL THE PRAISES AND ATTENTION AND POPULARITY THEY GET FROM THEM LAME BOYS.




BUT EVEN IF THE OP MAKES ABOUT 500 THREADS ABOUT THIS SAME ISSUE. ..

THE BULLSHIIT AIN'T GON STOP.

SO DEAL WITH IT.

WELL I'M IN PRIMARY 5 AND
I. I'M SORRY, I DO NOT GET WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT.

NO

WOMEN GOSSIP

MEN DISCUSS!

vizkiz:
farano, can you move this shiii to the dumbass section? Thanks

I'M DIED!

Jamesdman:
Off-course, you'll feel a lil' increase in blood flow and volume to your chest area, and generally there will be this initial training euphoria most beginners experience.
However, drastic, marked and clearly noticeable changes is gonna take way longer than that to achieve.

Yes.

Body Building ain't no joke.

BE THE REAL MAN.. IGNORE HER SHIIT

HAPPENS IN MOVIES.. .I KNOW.
HAPPENS IN REALITY... I DON'T KNOW.

HAHAHA. .MY MAN

IF YOU CANNOT FUND / FEED/ CLOTHE HER
BETTER LEAVE HER ALONE
TO AVOID FURTHER BULLSHIIT / PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT

IF YOU LOVE HER TO THE MOON AND BACK, I BELIEVE SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU SO.
A LADY THAT LOVES YOU WILL LOVE YOU FROM YOUR INTERNAL/ EXTERNAL APPEARANCE ... PLUS THE APPEARANCE OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

IF SHE DISLIKES ANY OF THE ABOVE.. MY GUY FIND YOUR SQUARE ROOT.

THIS GUY IS SIMPLY CUTE.



BELIEVE HE'S LEADERSHIP WON'T LOOK THE OPPOSITE.

I KNOW THAT FEELING BRO..

SOMEONE HERE MENTIONED HEART TO HEART CONVERSATION AND RESOLUTION. .


BUT IT NEVER WORKS.
EVEN IF IT WILL IT WON'T TAKE MOMENTS BEFORE SHE GOES BACK TO HER USUAL INSANE WAY OF DOING THINGS.

I'LL SUGGEST YOU TALK TO HER. .
TELL HER YOUR DISAPPROVAL ON HER RECENT ATTITUDE CHANGE
TELL HER TO EITHER CHOOSE HER ATTITUDE AND END HER RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU
OR CHOOSE YOU AND END HER RELATIONSHIP WITH HER BAD ATTITUDE

BE MEAN ABOUT IT.
IF SHE'S NOT FOR YOU.. .MY DEAR YOU CAN GET ANOTHER WOMAN.
ITS BETTER TO NOT GET MARRIED TO SOME TERRIBLE PERSON THAN TO LIVE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE REGRETTING WHY YOU'RE MARRIED.

GET HER INTENTIONS RIGHT.

IF ITS GONNA SUIT YOU AND BETTER YOUR LIFE AFTER THE SIX MONTHS YOU GONNA SPEND IN THE HOUSE. .THEN GO HER WAY


OR ELSE REMAIN WHERE YOU AT WITH YOUR 70K JOB.. CUZ WITH TIME YOU MAY BE PROMOTED AND GET YOUR SALARY INCREASED.

GET HER INTENTIONS RIGHT.

PunkyOh:
Most of them usually aren't into big booties. The whites I mean.

WELL. ..

THIS IS A FLAT LIE


WHY THEN DOES MAJORITY OF THEIR WOMEN GO FOR BUTT SURGERIES?


OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT.

GREAT NEWS.. .
I'M HAPPY FOR HER, AND I SHOULD
CONGRATULATE HER.

YEAH THIS HAS ALSO HAPPENED TO ME.
MAYBE THEY'RE JUST SCARED..

SCARED THEY MAY BE HUMILATED
SCARED THEY MAYBE TURNED DOWN
SCARED THEY MAY LOOK CHEAP / EASY
SCARED THE GUY WILL TAKE THEM FOR GRANTED IN THE COURSE OF THEIR AFFAIR, CUZ ITS THE GIRL WHO WANTS IT MORE.
AND STUFF LIKE THAT.



I'M THE TYPE TO APPRECIATE SUCH LADIES
TO NEVER TOIL WITH THEIR SWEET HEARTS OR RIDE ON THEIR EMOTIONS.

SOME MAY THINK SUCH LADIES ARE CHEAP AND CLUELESS

I SIMPLY THINK THEY'RE AMAZING, AND SHOULD BE WELL TAKEN CARE OF... MOST ESPECIALLY IF THEY COME WITH THE RIGHT INTENTIONS.


NOT ALL THOSE SCAVENGERS

THEY'VE ALWAYS BEEN "HULL CITY TIGERS"
I DON'T REALLY SEE THIS AS ANY CHANGE.

OBSERVING

shachris:
none of your mates are here, swagger kid. run along, kid.

MOST OF YOUR MATES ARE LATE. THE REMAINING (INCLUDING YOU) ARE LAME.

EXCLUDE WHATSAPP AND INCLUDE YOUTUBE AND

THIS LIST IS THE DYNAMITE!