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EroticAngelina:
good for her. I'm tempted to try this waist trainer oo

YOU JUST NEED TO TRY IT. ITS GONNA BE GOOD FOR YOU.
AND EXERCISE REGULARLY TOO

THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE FOR ALL OF US IF ALL THE LADIES EMBRACE SUCH MEASURES TO KEEP THEIR BODIES HEALTHY AND IN GOOD SHAPE

INSTEAD OF SHOWING OFF THEIR BUTT FULL OF EXCESS FAT AND THEIR UNTONED THIGHS. . AND THEIR CONCRETE FILLED POT BELLIES , ON THE INTERNET

FUNNY STUFF

THANK YOU.

[quote author=FriedPlantain post=32618351][/quote]YES IMA CAPSLOCK YOUR GAY FACE TO DEATH MY NIGGA.
I DO NOT INTERNET FIGHT.
JUST DROP BY A NEUTRAL ADDRESS AND IMA COME WHOPP YOUR A$$ MY NIGGA.

busky101:
from your signature via your profile i figured out that you might have a personal beef with Nairaland, so my advice for you is that you look out for seun's post and vent your anger et frustration there in.

HONEY. .
RELAX.
I AIN'T HERE FOR YOU. . CHILL OUT!

NICE ONE!

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

rittyben:
I did. but i guesd he sees me as a friend

HONEY. .
YOU HAVE TO EMBRACE THE SITUATION AND START TO SEE HIM AS A FRIEND TOO.
IF YOU TRY TO LINGER ON HIM NOW, IT WILL MAKE YOU LOOK EASY. . AND DESPERATE.

HEAVEN KNOWS YOU TRIED.
JUST KILL THE FEELINGS NOW BEFORE IT KILLS YOU.

FriedPlantain:
[b]OLX is the name of a pharmaceutical drug used to cure the acute mental illness of demented mor0ns who don't know what OLX is.

FriedPlantain [/b]

ARE THEY GENUINE AT ALL?
WHY HAVEN'T YOU TRIED THE DRUG TO SEE IF IT CAN HELP TO REBUILD THE CELLS OF YOUR WORN-OUT BRAIN?
OR IS YOUR BRAIN FRIED TOO? I GUESS THE DRUG WON'T WORK IN ANY CASE.
JUST GO DIVE INTO THE THE LAGOON AND BE OVER WITH LIFE!

TO ME..
THIS ONLY GOES TO SHOW THAT SHE HAS LONG LOST INTEREST IN THE RELATIONSHIP, ONLY TO CAPITALIZE NOW ON THE PLATFORM YOU PRESENTED HER.


TRY TO LEAVE HER FOR SOME TIME TO KNOW IF SHE'LL COME BACK TO HER MIND. .CUZ MAYBE YOUR PRANK REALLY GOT TO HER BONES.

SEND HER A TEXT ONE LAST TIME.
TELL HER HOW MUCH SHE MEANS TO YOU, AND HOW MUCH YOU REGRET YOUR SILLY JOKE.

IF EVER WANTED YOU, SHE'LL COME BACK.

ELSE.. . READ THE FIRST SENTENCE OF THIS POST AGAIN.
AND BE A MAN.. MOVE ON!

THE DESERT IS ALWAYS DRY.

AND SO IS NAIRALAND

OF WHAT USE WILL SUCH A TERRIBLE LEVEL OF DECEIT BE..

WHEN YOU BOTH SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER AND YOU HAVE TO WASH YOUR FACE THE NEXT MORNING TO UNLEASH THE DRAGON ?



MAKE UP IS EXTREMELY GOOD TO ENHANCE THE WAY YOU LOOK FACIALLY.

BUT LADIES KEEP A PIC OF YOU WITHOUT MAKEUP ALWAYS HANDY, SO EACH TIME A GUY COMES ALONG TO WOO YOU OR SOMETHING YOU WHISPER SOFTLY TO HIS EARS.. "DUDE YOU SEE THIS PIC? THAT'S WHAT I REALLY LOOK LIKE. SAY WHAT YOU WANT NOW"

THATS GONNA GO A LONG WAY TO PREVENT THE PART WHERE A GUY WON'T WANNA PICK YOUR CALLS THE NEXT DAY AFTER HE'S SEEN YOU WITHOUT COLOUR DRAWINGS ON YOUR FACE!

I HOPE SHE SOON START TO CREATE BLOG STORIES ABOUT HER UGLY HER HUSBAND PENIIS LOOKS. . OR HOW BAD HER HUSBAND SUCK ON BED AND HOW HE LASTS JUST 3 MINUTES CUZ..

ITS ALWAYS THE BEST SHE CAN MAKE OUT.

ENTIRELY CRAPPY STORIES.

WHO GIVES A SHIIT IF YOU SAVE MY NUMBER OR NAH?

icebebe:
N why do I ave to go dis far to test his love fr me?I wonder.
I believe if a man loves u,u'd feel and knw it.no need setting him up to prove dt,especially goin as far as sendin a girl to tempt him,(is his thingy made of stick?).jus knw dt if u try dis n he fall fr it,its nt his fault but urs,fr trying to prove one kind stupid tin,I no even fit sef(send anod gal to seduce ma guy?jealous me!!)Unless I dnt love him.

FIRST TIME I'M LIKING YOUR STUFF.
WELL SAID.

THEY BOTH LOOK PRETTY. .

I JUST SEEM TO NOT KNOW WHICH ONE OF THEM IS IYANYA IN THE PICTURE.

CONGRATS MA'AM.
I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.

FAILLL!!


TOMORROW THEY BLAME THE MEN FOR TAKING THE WOMEN FOR SEX OBJECTS AND "FCCK & DUMP" MATERIALS

WHEN THEY'RE ACTUALLY THE ONES BUILDING THEMSELVES INTO WHAT THE MEN TAKE THEM FOR.

prettymina:
thank u sir,will advise u take d nxt jamb,i can feel ur pains.sorry oo. Pls notify me if u need any assistance,u knw am steps higher than u.

SELF ELEVATION. . HAHA.
YOU'RE NOTHING.


YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL!

I'M SORRY. .YOU COULD BE STEPS HIGHER THAN ME.. AND HIGHER THAN THE REST OF US HERE CUZ YOU SCHOOL IN "ONE OF THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS UNIVER IN NIGERIA "

YOU CERTAINLY SHOULD KNOW IT ALL, AND NOT TO COME TO THE INTERNET FOR ANSWERS.. AND SILLY BRAGGING. YOU'RE SHIIT.

FAKE IS EVERYWHERE

ggrin:
grab ya vaseline na

HAHA. .
WHO STILL MASTURBATES TO AN UGLY PICTURE IN 2015?

WHY NOT BAN SOME PEOPLE ONCE AND FOR ALL.. !

I HAVE NO BEST FRIEND.

BUT IF I HAD A "BEST FRIEND" I'M SORRY, I'LL SHOOT YOU.

REAL FRIENDS WORTH MORE THAN FCCKING GOLD!

Tallesty1:
Even sisterzoned.

I EVER NAIRALAND-ZONED ONE CHICK.

WE'VE BEEN COPERATE ENEMIES SINCE THEN.

LADIES ALWAYS BEATING AROUND THE BUSH.. EVEN WITHOUT DRUMS.

WHY NOT BORROW OR BUY COURAGE FROM ANYWHERE AND WALK UP TO THIS GUY AND TELL HIM YOUR MIND TO HIS PRETTY FACE??

HE'S NOT A DOG SO I'M SURE HE WOULDN'T BITE YOU. COM'ON!

Vicel:
Typical Nairalander! Bad belle no Gud.

The OP might be wrong in his/her approach BT It don't warrant dis blatant hate.


No offence pls

HATE?

SHE SHOULD LEARN HOW TO ADDRESS THE PUBLIC PROPERLY.
THE DAUGHTER OF THE VC WILL NOT BE TREATED DIFFERENTLY FROM THE DAUGHTER OF A PETTY TRADER. . ON THE INTERNET.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL US YOU'RE THE FIRST SON OF GOD AND YOU LIVE IN HEAVEN AND DINE WITH ANGELS BEFORE YOU ASK WHAT EVER YOU WANT!

UNDERSTAND ME!