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OMOYE247:
Please I need advice on slimming tea or capsule to use in slimming down....really getting frustrated with my weight issue.....

hahaha... babe slim tea and stuff are outdated.

you need to hit the gym. cut your eating habits and food intake quantity.
and hey... there are lots of supplements that can make the whole thing really faster. slim tea matter de take long time to work naa.. and by the way they're mostly fake.
don't get it twisted that I'm a seller or agent of campaign, I'm just interested in your stuff. I have a girlfriend and chubby sister..
they're like slim fit now.

THIS IS NAIRALAND..... my nigga!!
Everyone you see here is always yelling about crap.
Everyone around here is a boss.
Everyone around here claims to be a prof in English language / grammar.
EveryGuy around here has a Big diick.
EveryGirl around here has a Big butt.
Everyone around here has so much guts, they talk like they're gods but in real life they're like the cheapest people on the streets.
EveryMod around here is something else..

I know there are lots of kids on here but... Not every one is a kid. There should be an age limit or something.
Look at our FrontPage here on NL.. always full of crapshit and uneccesary threads that should only fetch the interest of the little ones who haven't seen "celebs with big butts " or "celebs flaunting their wealth "...... com'on!

englishmart:
see as beer don turn one of them belle to canopy

hahaha.. the good old days when men belle dae be like drum.
nowadays men dae hustle for six packs, women dae hustle for full tanks. no wahala.
the number of pot bellied girls I see these days is something else. I Wonder if they feed on concrete or something

Thank Fcck I Wasn't Born In All Those Times.. My Current Level Of 'Criminality" For Don Land Me For Their Spot

Carolinee:
it's a trickish app...it would have been possible even without the app(I feared my volume & power button would be damaged....especially if I continued the process)....I wanted something easier like dt of the blackberries....I'll still give u a kiss though.... mmmmwwah....will add a hug when I get a stress-free app. still don't want to root my device.

babe this is not black berry naa.. you no check am before you buy am?
to screen grab on Android is kynda chronic but it's interesting to hold the power button everytime you wanna snap your screen. unlike bb where you have to press the bb button and scroll down and click "munch " or "screen grab".. no, this is Android.

zeongeon:
OP you no try at all at all...u don't have a job and you where having unprotected sex..I even wonder how u comfortably have sex knowing fully well ur unemployed..what where you thinking ? that she won't get preggo... Some guyz just know how to mess themselves up..
And you have been aborting and getting girls pregnant in the past meaning u are unrepentant and still haven't learnt ur lesson..dude u need deliverance ooh... I even wonder why some girls will be opening there legs for men who do not have a brand..dude u are wicked for forcing a child into this world when u know u have no means of catering for the child and if care is not taking u will be welcomed into the world of POVERTY...look here if u try abortion this time ehh..Devil himself will use u to sew agbada..when u where firing at full gear u didn't know..anu manu like U.

However, ur a man like me and also a bro though I don't know U..first knee down and ask God for forgiveness then stand up and face the consequences of what you have brought upon urself that's what makes u a man..u get ur woman pregnant and be there for her and the child for any man that can't provide for his family is worse than an infidel..U can still make out something good from this situation..Go out there and get a job even if u have to stand on the road side or bus park to beg for a job..that child and the mum must be taken care off.

Lastly, I know God will open doors for u because of that child and when he does please marry that girl officially, don't go around getting other women pregnant and getting another wife simple becos the present gurl isn't "good enough" for u again.

As a coded guy, if you cum inside your girl, you get those emergency contraception pills for her the next morning.
I Wonder why this Guy just lose guard anyhow.
it's really a tough decision to make.

Ollymurs:
Nigerians are so quick to judge and condemn, who the f**k made you the judge of others? If you clearly havent got an advice for the OP shut it. You are no better than the guy and might have possible done worse mistakes.

As regards your situation; I admire your zeal in wanting to do needful and keep the baby, let that zeal spur you on into looking for a job and providing a good life for the mother and child. Be up and going immediately and forge forward with that determination, be positive and hopefully thins will shape up... Set a projection for yourself in the coming months before the baby's arrival and with perseverence something will give.

wrong quote sir

baye2023:
When will you people growup nd Advice people without attacking them verbally? You ShuttingUp is better of ur Shallow Advice *spits*

This is what we get when all the boys on nairaland keep making some of these females feel like they're goddesses
allow her rock her boat my dear.

Ndyoo:
Somehow I think you are the dumb one. Tell me, what single message you have passed with this your words. Just typing to impress dem modafuckas that liked your senseless post. Talking as if you have not had unprotected sex. With much of you in this world...people will see reason to commit suicide. OP don't listen to this one....she's just a child. I am a fellow guy and I know what it feels like, just gather some courage and do what you think is best for you at this period. Since you feel the bond here, let the child live. Who knows he might be a blessing that solves this joblessness and being broke.

Pardon Her, Brother.

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Emmaesty:
Abortion should be considered here. I don't like the idea of an abortion but it's better than giving birth to a child in a poverty. A child deserves the very best in life and should not be brought up in a situation where he or she would cry to bed hungry every other night. What guarantee do you have that you'll find a job before the baby is born? Please and please, don't bring a child into this world to suffer

Abortion & Keeping The Baby.
to decide between the both would be something really heavy for the op. if you read the main post well he talked about the times other girls have aborted for him, but this girl is an exception.

OP I think you should keep the baby, most especially if you have family members who can assist you with one or two things... unless you have nobody, you can consult a church (especially Catholic Church) they can assist in one way if you tell them you have no money and cannot find any reasonable job. (that's if you really wanna keep the baby)
if all this don't work and you really wanna abort finally.. well, the ball is in your court.

rokiatu:
If you was dumb enough to have unprotected sex when you are not ready for a child yet then your stupidity is beyond measure. My only advice is to stop wasting time thinking so much and go look for any kind of work for that matter even if you have to clean shoes. You are going to be a father congrats in advance. When you was hitting it raw and enjoying yourself, you didn't think about this day abi? When you was c..umming in her, you had no idea there was a thing call,pregnancy right? And the morning after you and your dumb gf couldn't think of a thing call "the morning after pill" ni? Well you see God give us a brain for a reason, if you can't think and make logical decisions you will be left to face the consequences.

Welcome to the real world.

You don't have to always sound harsh just because you're in nairaland and every manner of talking is allowed.
He asked for an advice... it will be more appreciated than being reminded about his dumbness and mistake and how stupiid his girlfriend was com'on it's totally uncalled for.
I understand your bossy manner of running things here on nairaland but maybe you should think about the feelings of the people you hit at the next time. #respect
have a nice day ahead!

happy662:
Mtn still rocks through Imei twerking with.No expire date

what is this all about?

egbeocha:
10ks bro, bt its nt d app ooo.

yeah.. it's something entirely different

lol
just wait for the attack from nairaland Bible warriors.. hahaha.




but I don't think she had other children.. even if she did, shouldn't our focus be on the messiah? the one who was sent to us by the father to liberate us from the many shittty things of this terrible world?

kilokeys:
dunno why

nothing he wears impresses me.

he is handsome.. he should tone down on the flashy stuff..

my nigga calm down.
barb a regular homeboy this him haircut, wear am correct suit and shoe, give am 2mil as pocket money for one month you go see freshness. kcee go be segun arinze for him side.
everything na money and packaging ma guy!

This Ugly Post Is Totally Not Organized.. All You Have To Do Is Sit Here Patiently And Wait For The Very Terribly Disorganized Replied You Gonna Be Getting.

Wetin be this??

nani667:
I was also banned for the second time too.... Then I decided to purchase the game, so I can enjoy it to the fullest..... Just purchase the game and enjoy ✔

which game be this?

JayKayMaybachz:
Download this app and block that shiit


http://www.mediafire.com/download/32b0gvsf39onwoa/Ad_Block.apk

with this app enabled, some apps just stop connecting to the internet.. until I disable it again. anyone has this same experience?

Rostel2:
i can't surf with my UC browser

my uc started to misbehave when I enabled adblockplus. almost all my apps... stopped connecting. I had to disable it and... boooom!!
everything came back to life... -_-

Thebrightest:
Its better i stop replying you before you infect me with your foolishness.

Another crap talk from you and I'll ban you straight away!

Thebrightest:
So, charging people for service rendered is now a scam in your dictionary? Fool go for a brain transplant.

guy you're too senseless

J0nyb0y:
Jay pls I need an app that I can use to get Instagram and twitter followers and the credit system is hackable, Thanks.

haha go to Google.. You won't find any app though, just twitter an IG clients that automatically makes you follow people, and people follow you too, just randomly.

koice:
Bein Sports 1. On Sports TV (above) Vs Bein Sports 1 on WSS (below). Both don't buffer but only one is truly HD.

which one is better to you?

haibe:
https://www.nairaland.com/2176087/watch-live-football-matches-android#31251016

Please I need an explanation why this thread was deleted

THIS IS NAIRALAND!!


the worst forum in the World!!!!!

JayKayMaybachz:
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Ex themer?
Holo themer?

Jamesdman:
Keep training hard Bro. Gradually increase the weights on your bench press.
Most importantly, be patient. 3months is a short progress time in the world of NATURAL bodybuilding.

I noticed changes in my first 1 week of lifting... :-)

Is anyone still following this topic...? I need help here.....
I emailed the op but its been one month since he's not sent any reply.


Or maybe the mods can push this thread to the front page or link a functioning thread on this same topic.. So many Nigerians are dying to get these supplements and there are very few shops that sell them in Nigeria!

JayKayMaybachz:


Zohan not fair...

What I've come to realise is that, the app should be flashed on fresh roms or phones

I feel for that guy doh..
One man says he should download diskdigger.. Diskdigger recovers the files in your storage, not installed apps.