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Mods please help flush this shiit ina toilet

Sister Good Morning. .
What's with the early morning jargon na?? Or are you not happy with the elections going in favor of BaBa? ?

I do not understand this. .

proffnico:
use this version...
http://res.kingroot.net/msoft/webapp_kingroot/image/KingRoot_Android_3.4.7.174_20141226_105091.apk

Na this one I been use sef

LeJeun3:


Guys, please let's use the word THANK YOU more often...
You make a request show appreciation.

Some people download and make no reference to both the OP or source of assistance.

Get used to it.

katzz2nd:
So jealous, ddnt know there were guys tht showed off their woman nd just so proud to hv them, big up! #dreamy#

If you have a guy and he don't show you off.. Two things are involved.
It's either he's not real with you
Or you're just one of the lambs in his flock. .

And probably maybe both options combined!

Nice Thread, beautiful contributions from everyone, I trust our guys.. Always in the mood to Show off what they're proud off.
Unlike the girls that are only proud of us in the bedroom or at the bank or restaurant!

ani33:
Yeah she had once moved my topic to the joke section.

Hahaha. .bros you nearly killed me with this. She mean say na nonsense you dey yarn, no blame her.

I describe the poster as a very big pig. Nonsense child. ..
She probably started to flow recently and thinks to buy some fame with her stupiid poem!

rawpadgin:
rokiatu twin sister

Y 'all NL guys be making shiit popular for no reason..
Act your age and not the age of your last daughter!

Another list again?
Where is seun? ? Do you go shopping everyday? Why your boys make list of very uninteresting items daily is what I still do not understand!

Tchange1:
Use kingroot

Same stuff

NairalandPolice1:
A classical example of Number 10 is PYO



..still wondering if he really is a Christian/Pastor


#NaijaPoliticians can do anytin for the Naira

Jesus himself will do the same thing PYO is doing, my dear.
You don't know that even the people in heaven are tired of the crapman GEJ? ?

Mr Mod.. You banned me the last time for attacking your ideas based on the kind of stuff you post.. .
I'm getting another ban tonight I guess

html14java:
When he dances stack näked on the main road.

Help me tell them.
The ladies always nag crap about men (African mostly) not being sexy or romantic. How can a man with a wife and 3 kids be romantic to you when you're just one of the items from his drawing kit box of ladies?
How can a bro be sexy and romantic to you when you're so dull and almost abstract, to the point that the Best thing you ever do in your relationship is to kill his vibes?

Honestly the World would be a better place if most of our girlfriends could suck diick the way they suck on relationship matters

My men this is wey too ancient. Maybe you could google up new ideas so maybe you get something to post here some other time

Adekorya:
WHAT DO LADIES REALLY WANT?
If you give her sex, she will say you are
after her body;
if you don't give her sex she will say you
are not man enough.
If you always tell the truth they don't
believe you,
if you tell lies they
trust you.
If you give her money
she will call you a mugu; If you don't give
her money she will
say that you are stingy and greedy.
If you are very caring she will take you
for granted; if you are
not
caring she will say that you don't love
her.
If you always call her she
will say that you are disturbing
her;
if you don't call her she will say that you
are cheating on her.
If you dress very well she will call
you a player;
if you don't dress
well she will call you a dirty guy.
If you are quiet she will say that you
are too boring.
If you are not, she
will say that you are too lousy.
Help her in the kitchen she will say that
this man is a woman
wrapper;
if u don't help her in the
kitchen she will say that this man is using
her as a slave.

WHAT DO U LADIES REALLY WANT

*in big Sean's voice *..
How your a$$ Anorexic but then your head is colossal? ?

Sorry I just read the name of this plot and it's still called Nairaland, not AirportLand. Check the next plot by your left

Nice

Abeg.. Which games dey on board now. .for android / PSP I'm being too bored this days. ..internet is boring, facebook is blocking, nairaland is banning

Abeg. .I tried to root a man's infinix hot with iRoot, rootmaster, ...it's not working. Any suggestions from anyone?

lebete3000:
Do you mind dem? Always looking for Maga everywhere..

Imagine a babe telling me she doesn't like sex...I just feel insulted by such a statement.

Another ediot once told me that she's irritated by the sight of peniises!
Lol.. Nonsense!

Lol.. I don't blame the goats. .your man face be like yam for that poster

For my dream every night I see winch and ojuju mascurades from my grandmama village dae follow me from Nigeria enter Afghanistan

By google again?
They'll still make enough money from this their nonsense concept. ..because it's a google thing, the whole world would wanna know it and love it no matter how stupiid it is

I will not comment.. . No. I will not.

100% Swagg!
#Respect! !

Why is the signboard of MOPOL Schl hanging inside a gutter and two soldiers supports it from behind?





Lol.. .. Photo bomb!

OP menene wan'na ??.. What is this?

Shet!

Dyt:

What's with the face baby.. Since it's in a church, just say "I do" to me and we swap rings.. . I take tha strokes for my wife, that's all!