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Nairaland General › Re: Nigerians Creating Their Own New Trend On (Kim Kardashian joined)Titled #handfie by swaggzo(m): 10:49am On Oct 09, 2014
Pricelesss:
Hiyaaaa,

Can you please take a pix of ur palms, and post using the #handfie?
na #legfie you go see. Wait for me tongue
Romance › Re: What Can You Guys Say About This? by swaggzo(m): 8:21pm On Oct 08, 2014
Crocz:
Dear God Lord! shocked...this is happening again! but to another person!!...this sh*t happens to one guy I know, they said the girl is a witch undecided and she initiated the guy through sex and that the guy was tied to a mango tree in one evil bush and that her witch mates use to flog him and take round on him at darkest hours of the night shocked...did you by any means had same dreams?...like swimming, partying together?...chai, this is bad!!!...very very bad!...the guy "dicko" later stopped working shocked!...and he was told to consult the oracle, after paying the poor oracle one cowry the dude told him to check one long yellow thing that tends to reach the sky near their house...and that it's their source of problem!


Later later, we found out that it "mtn mast shocked, connecting people like they advertise!" shocked....witch people!!!!...but that my guy wave on his right to sue them to court thou



And that's the end of my story!...I hope you enjoyed it!!! grin
aboki
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerians Creating Their Own New Trend On (Kim Kardashian joined)Titled #handfie by swaggzo(m): 8:15pm On Oct 08, 2014
Pricelesss:
There's no doubt you are a CEO, the way you even announced yourself eliminated every doubt.

Can we first see your #handfie?
simple!
Niggas be playing stupiid errywhere they find an opposite sexx. Instead of talking bout the handfie thing they talking rubbish. Nonsense!
Romance › Re: What Can You Guys Say About This? by swaggzo(m): 2:01pm On Oct 08, 2014
Bro..
I advice you both check yourselves medically. If everything turns out negatively then you maybe look in the spiritual direction.

But i feel its not really a big deal, it may be due to the fact that you're both missing each other. You know how the human body sometimes start to function when its no longer getting what it normally get, or what its used to.
Goodluck.
Career › Re: "We're Dating"..what Does It Really Mean? by swaggzo(m): 1:55pm On Oct 08, 2014
The original dating concept is way different from what we say we doing today.
I don't even know what "dating" actually means anymore but "I'm dating".
Agriculture › Re: 40 Ways To Use Aloe Vera by swaggzo(m): 1:50pm On Oct 08, 2014
Good tips mate..
But we could just chew them greenies and get going and let it work from the inside.
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerians Creating Their Own New Trend On (Kim Kardashian joined)Titled #handfie by swaggzo(m): 1:46pm On Oct 08, 2014
Most especially, I see the first picture as something else.
#handfie they call it, we should see just hands or hands and a lil bit of faces not complete human bodies and cars and offices. The hands a not even clearly visible.
What are we even looking at?
Pictures of Hands that are not visible enough or pictures of myself and you cruising in a ride holding one arm up, and you call it a #handfie? Its totally broke!
Business › Re: Bc by swaggzo(m): 12:13pm On Oct 01, 2014
coputa: Week 12
07 ,15 , 21 ,33 ,35
the above numbers were week 3 draws in the last week of australia.. Each of them will pick a draw in even weeks as from week 6
WEEK 06 = 07 XYX
WEEK 08 = 15 Bleep
WEEK 10 = 21 Bleep
WEEK 12 = 33 ? ? ?
Plus two others aod a pair
08160867587
what's up this weekend?
Romance › Re: Why Ladies Always Lie About The Number Of Men They've Slept With by swaggzo(m): 10:39pm On Sep 30, 2014
hahaha... Nice one bae. I enjoyed this piece as there's no part of it that is not true.

I hope people see why the female gender can never be matched with the male no matter how equal things become. Some things will never change. Never.




But no matter what I see no reason why a girl's past sexual life should matter in a present relationship. It doesn't always define their current relationship or change the way things will be but... I don't see why they shouldn't lie about it if it's gonna matter. I mean........ Just act like you don't even know what a pennis is, if it's gonna get you some ''chaste girl'' credits!
Business › Re: Bc by swaggzo(m): 11:05am On Sep 30, 2014
coputa: kudimore,i love that,number 32 is good.
Bro, i played a lot then jare, i realized nothing.
I gave up after spending quite a lot.
Romance › Re: Awkward Moment Wen A Guy Accidentally Touches/hits Your br..east by swaggzo(m): 11:02am On Sep 30, 2014
Adaeze003: Boobs r just like any other body part... kini big deal...
Aunty please help me tell them jare
Business › Re: Bc by swaggzo(m): 9:17pm On Sep 29, 2014
coputa: draws will be up to 14 this week..
the few times I pool'ed, i lost like hell. I stopped believing!
Romance › Re: Awkward Moment Wen A Guy Accidentally Touches/hits Your br..east by swaggzo(m): 8:33pm On Sep 28, 2014
EJanni: bros nobi qurrel naw! Hian.
na wah
Music/Radio › Re: Jackie Chandiru - Uganda's Beyonce by swaggzo(m): 12:04am On Sep 28, 2014
Idowuogbo: Wots good? D squeaking sound coming out of her mouth? Or d no concept vid? undecided
go to hell man
Romance › Re: Awkward Moment Wen A Guy Accidentally Touches/hits Your br..east by swaggzo(m): 11:59pm On Sep 27, 2014
''Awkward moment'' when a guy ''accidentally'' touches your breast.... Hey poster your header said it all. Since its unintentional, you should act like it never happened wether he appologises or nah. He could be absent minded at that time. Who knows.
Romance › Re: Awkward Moment Wen A Guy Accidentally Touches/hits Your br..east by swaggzo(m): 11:54pm On Sep 27, 2014
EJanni: yes naw because am a lady! ;Dyes naw because am a lady!
And if I don't, I'll get a slap because you're a lady and I'm a guy right. I don't know about you but I think your logic is as stupid as this post.
Romance › Re: 13 Advantages Of Virginity by swaggzo(m): 10:18pm On Sep 25, 2014
eckersley: By lil piece of skin u mean hymen, right?
Virginity is more than that. The tightness/strength of d muscles of the Vee walls is a big factor. The better the tightness of these muscles, the better the grip and pleasure for both partners.
I'm a medical student, but won't go medical on you.
Here's an analogy. A virgin is like a field without a path. Breaking the hymen is like d first walk thru d field . It creates a path that grows wider gradually with use by a single/first user/the person that deflowers her.
The non-virgin is like a dual carriage express way. U'll need more furniture to fill her V-.
And I bet u'll just float from left to right.
Speaking from medical and other knowledge.
I'm a 30 years old virgin guy.
Lemme tell u guys sth. Being a virgin as a guy is a really sexy thing.
Each time I'm ill and at the doctor's in the presence of young nurses, female doctor etc, a time comes in the questioning u r asked abt ur sex history.
I answer NO, I've nvr had sex b4. and u see the young nurses, female doctors etc blushing and giving me that I-will-like-to-be-the-one-to-'deflorate'-you look. And the doctor will always ask u to keep it up.
The whole thing is so sexy. I've xprnced this on every occasions.

So that u hv lost u virginity does not mean u should player-hate on those who hv nt thrown out theirs.
Virginity is a gift to be given by each partner to the other during their first intimate xprnc. Its not sth to be LOST. It ought to be GIVEN within the confines of marriage. Thats why d English words says LOST when one recklessly/care-freely throws it away outside marriage
My abv explanations is just the meaning of virginity on an anatomical level.

Finding ur partner is a virgin engenders a lorry load of trust in marriage. There r many other things to it. Bt I won't go into them
i appreciate this.
But my business is.... Wether virgin or not, to me it all don't matter.
Virgins are not even the best people in the world, so i don't see why anyone should be bothered with this crazy talk anymore.
Virgins are not even the best people in the world!
Family › Re: Feminism Redefined By Emma Watson by swaggzo(m): 7:15pm On Sep 25, 2014
Kidash: You said it all...imagine because am from the feminine gender am been seen as a weaker verssel and been told that i have no control over resourses,power,opinion,even my personal welfare..how painful to sit back and watch a male gender take the little that is mine "minister of women affairs as of then"...what does he know that i pass through..at the end of the month he gives me sanitry towels...but dose it end there..NOOO...cause am a female then am a subject to be laid on every time NO...cause am a female then i dont get to vote and be voted for NO...cause am a female then i dont get to go to school while the opposite sex goes No am been left at home cause the opposite sex thinks thats my aim of existance.....since all these rules where made by human the also could be change by human...#femminist am proud to be#.....
Family › Re: Feminism Redefined By Emma Watson by swaggzo(m): 7:09pm On Sep 25, 2014
Kidash: You said it all...imagine because am from the feminine gender am been seen as a weaker verssel and been told that i have no control over resourses,power,opinion,even my personal welfare..how painful to sit back and watch a male gender take the little that is mine "minister of women affairs as of then"...what does he know that i pass through..at the end of the month he gives me sanitry towels...but dose it end there..NOOO...cause am a female then am a subject to be laid on every time NO...cause am a female then i dont get to vote and be voted for NO...cause am a female then i dont get to go to school while the opposite sex goes No am been left at home cause the opposite sex thinks thats my aim of existance.....since all these rules where made by human the also could be change by human...#femminist am proud to be#.....
in one way or the other, women are weaker than men.
You can fight until all things become equal, but women and men can never be compared or brought to complete equality.
Celebrities › Re: Bleaching At Its Peak(photo) by swaggzo(m): 4:50pm On Sep 25, 2014
shachris03: Same Miss jay i meet in a village close to warri?
forget these ones. We know them. They're everywhere!
Family › Re: Feminism Redefined By Emma Watson by swaggzo(m): 4:32pm On Sep 25, 2014
Emmalot121: Maybe you were not opportuned to attend a good secondary school or because as a lady, you lack common sense(assuming) cheesy . Let me teach you some maths; Cococandy said men = women , therefore it is mathematically correct to say cococandy is a man, isn't it? Then Mrs Name Calling, tell me why a man cannot marry a woman. huh This simple maths is the reason for the ever skyrocketing number of lesbians in Europe and America. smiley
haha.. What are you talking boy?

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