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evergreen247: wow, you 4got l3, m5,s4,z1 nexus 5, Note 3 etc just remember now... lolz

what are you now trying to insinuate..?

I've been wondering if I can get this phone in kaduna state.. any clue?

logica: The truth though is, almost 100% of the time I don't even want to stand directly facing a woman in front of me if I find myself in such a situation (bus, train, escalator or where ever). You will usually find me facing sideways (left or right) to keep my nose from the stench emanating from the hair. If I do find her attractive though (which I doubt for good reason), I will of course strike up a conversation.

And me too. I don't even allow myself stand behind them. If a young lady is the last person on any cue i wanna join, i let the next person who came after me to stand infront of me. Either a man or grown woman, but not another young lady.
Most of them (half the population of naija ladies) dont even take care of their hair, the whole other half use the same cheap hairsprays and weave'on oil and hair food, with the same ugly scent and intoxicating whatever that makes my stomach hurt. They don't know nothing, not even how to take a proper bath. I run far from them so i don't die from the smell oozing out from their armpits. The colour of their underams, from decayed bacterials and organisms... Damn. And they're here forming top choice, buying all the attention they need just cuz they think they always right. They bend over in public place and ow gawd, all i see is shiit stains.
I also support tha sharia law..Which most of them say they want. In that way, i won't die before my time from the smell from living corpse. Nonsenzz

RedBenson: As obvious as it is to guys on this forum, you are a very big fool. I wonder what type of home training u got. You even look like a kwashiokored chimpanzee and yet u stil com up here to exhibit ur histirical stupidity. Your type deserves to be ra..pt in a forest. Daughter of jezebel like you!

and she's as ugLee as my rugged CoCck!
ne be small Jezebel sef she be . Where 2 or 3 of her type are gathered na eclipse sure pass

Harbosede02: hehehehehehehe,if i start insulting u,dat wud be so st.upid of me,i pick dose i rap wif,and u my dear are way out of my league...4rm d way u post itz obvious u r furstrated..*clicks on d ignore key*

lemme remind you, there is no league here .This is nairaland.
if you're so much interested in leagues, go watch tha EPL
La Liga and Serie A are other alternatives too.
Don't form what you're not cuz you don't know what we are too..

Decryptor: So that guy released on your gown and the spermmmm was so much that it passed thru his boxers and trousers to even reach and soak ur gown that you noticed!

the girl na bastarrd na, she think say we be children for her. I swear. Na just her comment still dae boil my mind since.
Who be tata for here? Even for club self during serious rocking ma, I never release before.. talkless of this abunna, kai. NL just be like dustbin where government dae dump those animmmals wey psychia no fit withhold again. I just dae para for some mumu people post for this thread. Even those wey dae hawk tomatoes for maidugri dae claim say them dae join brt bus nonsense

One crazzzy sh.it when they hit you with their bum or boobies, some just turn to you with some kynda face like youre an offender.

I've been a victim to such ladies a couple of times now.. trust once they turn to me I don't give them no chance to disgrace me.. hey, I smile and wave. Instead of trying to explain shi.t that I don't even know about.
And since I'm cute they don't resist my smile.. haha, they smile back too like we met a night before and keep moving looking for someone else to trap ..thank God I escaped her stupidity, I always remark.

One crazzzy sh.it when they hit you with their bum or boobies, some just turn to you with some kynda face like youre an offender.

I'e been a victim to such ladies a couple of times now.. trust once they turn to me I don't give them no chance to disgrace me.. hey, I smile and wave. Instead of trying to explain shi.t that I don't even know about.
And since I'm cute they don't resist my smile.. haha, they smile back too like we met a night before and keep moving looking for someone else to trap ..thank God I escaped her stupidity, I always remark.

I'm actually not against this post .. but our naija girls make me believe most of the are mentally ill

i stand in queues almost daily and I get rubbed too from behind by both random guys, and my friends who aren't gays in anyway. Why do you ladies make we guys here look silly.. or is it because we are guys and you see yourselves as materials that are so priceless, that whenever you you talk about sexual harassment the general public stands in vote for you..?

yeah I rub my D on ladies butt whenever we in queues in school or in banks depending on the tightness of the line traffic.. but that don't mean I'm stupid and irresponsible, cuz I don't do it intentionally. It just happen that I'm a guy and I've got a D in front of my waist which I can't in anyway detach cuz I wanna join a stupid queue
I had to see this post, I got the link from elsewhere cuz I don't even check NL regularly, not to oppose no one.. but to plead with the OP.. please help me talk to the Nigerian government to detach the D of all newly born male children, else.. you gonna keep on writing about it till the skies come down.
It won't stop!
So get your own ride or get used to it. Get used to slapping them also.. I hear it pays much more than one bargains for. Goodluck.

Idowuogbo: Wots good? D squeaking sound coming out of her mouth? Or d no concept vid?

She's good.

She's good.

Damn..

Okonkwo samuel: I dont belive in all those trash mrs juliet is saying. She hv been assigned in the spiritual realm long ago for this mission. AM A CHOSEN, SO WHO ARE U?

I'm a rejected.. u stu pid son of a f00l

Trut: I culled this story from Ndi Igbo fan page on facebook



Source: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151709446833409&set=a.493310898408.258548.127503268408&type=1&theater

apologize to her for what?? for being fake?

why did he tell his church members not to watch the video, what is he scared of??


why did he rain curses on us that have already watched it. what is here scared of??

why did he go to alaba to disturb the marketers If he's innocent, what is he scared of??

My dear poster, you wrote that the church should apologize to the woman for using her picture, and for dressing her as a mad man.. and you called that a mistake.
How will you call the act whereby a sane person is made to look insane all for the fame and name of your church?? a mistake?? not at all. the right word that fits in is FAKE.. yes. they didn't even use her as a mad woman even though she is female.. they used her as a man.

I rather worship in a graveyard than worship in your "mistake" church.

Majikals: Arsenal's attacking quartet of Santi Cazorla, Theo Walcott, Olivier Giroud and Mesut Ozil is rather frightening. Just need defensive cover now

where you keep rosicky?

Ozu >.<

OZU >.<

In ARSENAL we TRUST
If you aint for us, go RUST

Lexusgs430: How can dash out translate to 300k ? Dash out is free, while 300k is selling !!!!

Oboy leave that guy.. Na hungry dey worry am

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]Arsenal 4-2 Tottenham.
Na me talk am.[/quote]Oboy this your second quote correct.. Nice one

chukxie: What's with the name calling? Couldn't you have ignored my comment since you didn't like it and move on to a more likeable one rather than calling me a "prick"? It baffles me how verbally abusive some people on NL are!

I'm not abusive.. or don't you have a prick? we both do lol
man you shouldn't be steamy over every lil tin man, it'll weigh you down like it's currently doing

oya snap me inside the fuel tank.. hahah

I ain't ugly.. my coc.k is... I ain't ugly.. my coc.k is...

tin wey no get even engine

you sure??
or you're just fooling around.

on my on part.. I feel it's because their booties look attractive. yeah.. I've noticed females who stare at other females backside even longer than I do.
and I admit that there are times I've seen some pretty booties( first time judgement) only to look properly and notice that it's a guy in maybe skinny or tight jeans. so what I'm tryna say is that.. there's nothing really big there, just that the backside of both the male species and the female species are designed in an attractive way, but we notice only that of the ladies because of the nature of clothes they dress in.
I'm neither Homosexual nor Bisexual,... just posted what I had to.

sexytabhi: A man's destiny lies on her behind so stare as long s you can.
Happy bornday to you wishing you llnp

you're cool.. but your post is very stu.pid
you shouldn't have posted If you knew you had only sh.it to post

chukxie: A few years from now they'd be broke! Instead of investing in money spinning ventures they're busy buying luxury cars that cost a fortune to maintain!

haha.. prick. who tell you say them ne dae maintain and invest some bar? common 34milla? haba compare other celebs wey dae use cars of 100+

S.A seff.. those guys and crime can't be separated at all. I think they should be named the country with the highest crime rate in Africa. honestly, I pity most of the innocent citizens there. Even kids and teenagers belong to gangs and other criminal groups..
God help S.A

paveinc: Where is d video?

uhm.. you really wanna watch that?