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onuwaje: what's d difference between u and idol worshippers?!!!... It is written 'thou shall not place any image in form of me' you and ur 2billion gay priests are nothing but a bunch or nitwiits!! D**khead. *spits*

haha.. I'll just keep reading on o.. laugh one kill me.
una just dae argue trash.. those wey go make heaven go make am. those wey go burn for hell go burn, no matter ur believe or religion. if u like worship God, if you like worship stone... if you ain't doing the right things, you ain't doing nothing.. nigga!

or maybe I was wrong on my first post. here's another vivid image... im way more than confused now.
but that's not my virgin Mary!!

Afam4eva: You just hit the nail on the head.

on CAMEROONPRIDE's head

Some Christians are very funny. They don't know how to practice Christianity









They say virgin Mary appear somewhere


Ok



is that what your own mother Mary looks like?. as smallish and shorter than a single window pane?
haba guys.. you don't need a wolves nose to smell or sense the dead fouls play from that so called appiration image. I can even draw that with my pee!






look well.. zoom in.
from my own sight of view, I think I saw a hand holding a statue, stretched out. that's all. there wasn't no appiration or some sort of silly a$$ religious shi.t.. yeah.

is that what your own mother Mary looks like?. as smallish and shorter than a single window pane?
haba guys.. you don't need a wolves nose to smell or sense the dead fouls play from that so called appiration image. I can even draw that with my pee!

Henry praise: Ur ten year old broda nai get vein full hand like dis, u try. Use koboko reset am to default.

modified currently cuz of your likes.
use koboko do what? is that the way forward?

Henry praise: Ur ten year old broda nai get vein full hand like dis, u try. Use koboko reset am to default.

is he not human? there are 7year olds who are more built than I am tho..

Just see what my teenage younger brother drew on his left arm today. I had to think more than twice before figuring out what to do to him. I actually ended up laughing to his stupidity at my own expense cuz it sure looks funny even though stupid.
I wonder what this upcoming generation will do when they reach our stage cuz if at this their current stage they're already misbehaving, we need more than miracles to reset them back to default settings when they grow older.

big boys don't homo

"that man wey Na bastard? "
if he's not, how else can you describe a man at that age and stage in life, misbehaving on camera, fighting and injuring his colleagues all in the name of politics and stupidity.
I was even thinking that he has gone into hiding so as to escape the wrath of the higher authority.. I didn't expect him to show himself publicly so soon. I was just fooling myself cuz it just dawned on me that.. This Is Nigeria!!

Michael isn't dead . I just had to post that .the nigga is alive.

I so love this guy. I mean, he's blessed. all y'all shouldn't be calling a nigga gay just cuz he's created somehow differently from the rest of em guys. He looking even prettier than 60% of all the chicks I've seen some far. know some men be tripping him, and probably paying him cash for some shitty sodomy practices.. that's a different case totally.
I know all y'all are awed and marveled by his looks.. truth be told, while some others are just jealous, we should learn to just comment on what we see currently and forget about backstage issues. as for me, This guy is the bomb! and maybe that also makes me gay too... yeah.
Thanks everyone.* peace.

Rich Lee, who might be the first person to
have ever implanted an earbud in his ear,
explained the process this week in a post on
Humanity+, a nonprofit that “advocates the
ethical use of technology to expand human
capacities.”
Lee, who is part of a subculture of body
modification artists, had a small magnet
embedded into his tragus, the stiff flesh
directly outside his ear. He then built
himself a device, resembling a chunky
necklace, that “creates a magnetic field
causing the implant to vibrate and produce
sound,” as Gizmodo reports.
Now Lee can listen to music any time he
wants, but that’s not the only thing he plans
to do with his newly implanted earbud.
He wrote that since he might soon be
considered legally blind, he would hook up
the earbud to an “ultrasonic rangefinder,”
which would help him use sound to estimate
how far away things are. He also wrote that
he will attach the earbud to a “directional
mic of some sort” so he can listen to
conversations happening across a room.
Body modification increasingly incorporates
“biohackers,” those who modify their bodies
with things like magnets and radio-
frequency identification chips to get
additional senses. The Pittsburg-based
collective Grindhouse Wetwares says that
the ultimate aim of the subculture is
“augmenting humanity using safe, affordable,
open source technology.”

They think it's technology but I think it's madness.. I swear.

Hey tolexander.. check out your work, rearranged on fb

Did this for Michael. RIP man!
https:///4pZ4MEE5Dq

I took her into my arms and held her so
tightly,she buried her head against my
chest,and then my lips were on hers,I
started kissing her just before she was
about saying something,images were
forming in my head,thoughts were falling
in line....and as I was searching and
exploring her body, I moved her hand
down to my male hardness,and she forgot
everything except what was actually
happening to her,I can bet, even her own
name.
I could hear voices outside,so to assure
our privacy, I stood up half-naked and
bolted the door once more but this time I
let the curtains fall to the bare floor,letting
just the dim light from the television.
There was a frantic need in me that went
far beyound the shores of sex. It was a
need for someone to hold me real well,to
reassure me,to pressure me,to let the boy
know that he was no longer alone,not
anymore. There wasnt any time for trading
words.
And if truth be told,Mine was an
understatement,Chioma actually needed
me to be inside her,to be inside me,she
needed her feminity to riddle and rhyme in
dantem with my masculinity,she needed to
be one with me. And when one says
''need'' with this Chioma of a girl, they
meant every letter and morpheme of it.
The sun had set long ago, and we were
on the large blue unmade bed and I felt
her tongue feathering down my naked
flesh,into the hard shaft of my fair
masculinity, we kissed until i ran short of
saliva, I remember asking God to save my
dear lips from the hands of this luscious
female. We continued kissing until it
transcended into ''lip-eating'' there wasnt
even any room for breathing(You could
imagine),it was just the wafting of the
aroma of her perfume and the scent of my
flowing sweat. I loved her and loved it,she
loved it and loved me too,there was no
other truth, Infact to hell with
Tomorrow!! .........and then I penetrated her
soft,fleshy,wet and ''ice-creamed
heaven''. And jokes and fiction apart, I
have always been an incredible lover,I was
passionate and demanding,and inside
her, I caused tenderness and pleasure to
collide nd explode,her fantasies
samulsauted,climaxed nd held its breathe
and within microscopic seconds, she
screamed aloud with a feral,passionate
cry before she exploded into a thousand
glorious halleluyas... And again and again
until the bliss became too much for me to
swallow. The trillion pleasures felt like my
own rapture,my own sweet paradise!!
After a long,long time,we lay spent and
contented,she nested in my arms once
again and whispered into my ears ''Please
what is your name??'' and it occured to
me that this fair meastro was a total
stranger. I replied her ''Henry'' and she
told me her name was ''Chioma''. All I
could remember was that we were @ a
party,I recalled ''getting down'' with a
couple of bottles, and I also remembered
dancing with a fair female with an igbo
ascent, I was still in this sub-conscious
riverie trying to pick-point and figure out
how I got this goddess into my arms and
just then,just then, I heard my Mum's
voice ''Henry...Henry.... Chinedu wake up!!
Just see what you have done to that
pillow'' I jumped out of the bed,and
quickly used the bedsheet to conceal my
already stained boxers and started
searching for my Good News Bible and
Diamond Rosary...... Gosh! What a dream!!
To be continued........ (A mere work of art
plsssss)

One of Lady Gaga’s fingernails just sold at
auction for 12-thousand dollars. It’s an acrylic
nail that came off during a concert in Dublin
last fall. A crew member found it on stage after
the show. He put it up for auction – along with
a photo that shows her missing that one single
nail. (We all know how important that evidence
is from watching ‘Antiques Roadshow.’) He
wrote a letter about finding the fingernail.
He picked it up because he thought it was a
guitar pick.

what do you guys think about buying someone's finger nail at that amount of money?

The world has been watching. As the Federal Government
received the body of the late literary icon, Chinua Achebe
lovers, fans and critics have followed keenly on the
laying to rest of “The Things Fall Apart” writer.
The burial rites began as his body touched down, the
Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport, Abuja yesterday morning. The
rites will climax with his interment on Thursday, in his
hometown, Ogidi, Anambra state.

Rest in peace Mr. Things Fall Apart, we'll miss you forever!!

Let me start by saying this is not
rumour o. This one na authentic gist
from authentic source and it's
exclusive!. :-) Ghanaian actress Yvonne
Nelson has found love again after
ending things with Ice Prince and
Iyanya. She's now dating Hypertek
signee, Dammy Krane. The two have
known each for a bit but only started
dating about five weeks ago after
Dammy appeared in a movie with her.
Dammy is said to be so madly in love
with Yvonne that he wrote a song for
her called "Really Love You" which
leaked last week.

In the song, Dammy sings:

"Senior broda mi Johnson. Sey
you know my taste. Shomo
Yvonne Nelson. I no just want Ur
Waist, because...I do, I do really
love you.”

:-D

MEN of the Nigeria
Security and Civil Defence Corps,
NSCDC, in Ondo State have arrested
one Arowolo Femi for duping a girl
he met on the Facebook of
N850,000 and a Reverend Father.
Arowolo, according to the state
Command of the NSCDC, duped the
cleric of his Honda Accord 2007
model with number plate CU
730RSH under the pretext that he
would help him sell the car.
A statement by the image-maker
of the Command, Mr Kayode
Balogun in Akure said the suspect
was arrested in Akure after duping
a girl whom he met on social
network.
Balogun said in March 2013, the
suspect duped one reverend father
(name withheld) of his Honda
Accord 2007 model by lying to his
younger sister that he would marry
her. She then introduced him to the
reverend and he prayed for them.
The suspect later told the Reverend
Father that he was a car dealer to
which the Reverend told him he
wanted to sell his Honda Accord car
2007 model. The suspect then
collected the car, promising to help
him sell it in Lokoja but later ran
away with the car in March this
year.
Balogun said effort to reach the
suspect since then had been futile
until he was arrested in Akure.
According to the statement, the
suspect was invited to Akure by the
girl she met on facebook after they
have been friends for a month.
Balogun added that the suspect
after meeting the girl passed the
night in her house but in the night
the suspect checked her phone and
found out that she had huge amount
of money in her account and
pleaded with her to lend him
N850,000 to clear some of his
goods at the port in Lagos.
When it dawned on the girl that the
suspect who came back the second
day was about to dupe her she
reportedly contacted men of NSCDC
who came to invite the suspect for
questioning.
The statement said that the state
commandant, Alhaji Popoola
Waheed Bamidele has advised
member of the public to avoid
dating people they don’t know on
social network.
Bamidele said the rate at which
people have been duped on social
network recently has been on
increase and charged women to be
careful with the use of social
network.
The commandant said the car
recovered from the suspects will be
handed over to the Reverend while
the N850, 000 he collected from the
woman will be recovered.
Bamidele added that the suspect
would be charged to court
accordingly for prosecution.

Raymondfancy: Some say am handsome why some say am ugly,there are many occassion where girls said to me i appreciate ur finest is it true that am dat much handsome?what is ur views?

but you F.uck up o.. you con dae feel like one kyn Chris Brown.. you no even look azadus or zule zoo way. mtcheww.. hardluck sha, I know say u don read plenty yabs taya. eyahh..

my guy forget these people.. you fresh jare.

EmmyDe25: E too long jor... Dnt knw wats wrong with my Internal memory. I have up to 600mb empty space in there, but i cant install apps on it.
Meanwhyl, each time i try installin any app, d system memory always pop up d low space on disc icon, whereas i have up to 18mb left in d Ram and abt 600mb in my internal memory. Pls how can i move apps to d internal memory wtout d RAM popping up ds annoyin icon?

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