₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,331,325 members, 8,449,775 topics. Date: Wednesday, 22 July 2026 at 10:33 AM

Toggle theme

Swaggzo's Posts

Nairaland ForumSwaggzo's ProfileSwaggzo's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 (of 57 pages)

RomanceRe: Can This Be True? by swaggzo(m): 11:23pm On Mar 13, 2016
YourMain:
It means behind every successful woman is herself ? How can you not understand ? Lol what does her brother and her cousin have to do with her being successful ? Eh.

HOW THEN IS IT POSSIBLE, THAT THERE'S A WOMAN BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN??
huh
RomanceRe: 25 Cute Words To Use For Your Girlfriend. by swaggzo(m): 11:20pm On Mar 13, 2016
BUTCHCASSIDY:
Take money
Lets go out
Lets go shopping
Send me ur account details
Let me send you credit

Naija babes find these lines cute as well

MY LADY DON'T CARE FOR SHOWS, MONEY OR SHOPPING... NOR EXPENSIVE THINGS AND CRAP.

SHE JUST CARES FOR ME.

DON'T GENERALIZE.
RomanceRe: I Lack Word To Describe Her by swaggzo(m): 11:13pm On Mar 13, 2016
MOST GIRLS CHEAPER THAN MY TOY CAMON C8 OF LATE
TRIPPING FOR THE CAM INSTEAD OF HER IS TOTALLY ALLOWED!
undecided
RomanceRe: What You Need To Do When She’s Playing Hard To Get by swaggzo(m): 11:07pm On Mar 13, 2016
Switup:
I choose to return wen it hit front page..... lol

YOU'LL GO EAT A PILE OF SHITT AND DIE IF EVENTUALLY, IT HITS BACK PAGE INSTEAD
huh
RomanceRe: This Goes To The Ladies by swaggzo(m): 11:04pm On Mar 13, 2016
Rollar:
grin

THIS YOUR SIGNATURE EXPENSIVE DIE.


THE MODS ONCE BANNED ME FOR SAYING THEY MOVED AN ENTIRELY SHITTY POST TO THE FRONT PAGE!
undecided
RomanceRe: Relationship Advice!! by swaggzo(m): 11:02pm On Mar 13, 2016
halfricanadian:
Cos u not who i waa referring to mind ur business na

SORRY
I'M "BUSINESS-LESS"
cry
RomanceRe: Let's Talk About Gender Equality(in Pictures) by swaggzo(m): 10:59pm On Mar 13, 2016
POST OF LIFE, MY FAVORITE KIND.



I'M HERE TO OBSERVE HOW THE FAMALES OF NAIRALAND WILL TRY TO AVOID THIS THREAD AS IF IT HAS EBOLA!
cool
RomanceRe: Is This The New Sexy Style Of Ladies Posing For Photos by swaggzo(m): 10:55pm On Mar 13, 2016
LOL... MS SPIDEY
RomanceRe: Has She Fallen For Me? by swaggzo(m): 10:48pm On Mar 13, 2016
vybzkartel:
We are friends online
She is married
We chat dirty
She hides our chats from her husband
But she says she doesn't love me
She wants me to visit her
Is it safe?
What Are the signs that an online friend has fallen for you?
What is the best way to handle this
BEST SOLUTIONS.. .
We are friends online.... ASAP, UNFRIEND HER
She is married.... OH, YOU GO GET MARRIED
We chat dirty.... YOU CAN USE ARIEL TO WASH IT CLEAN. A CHEAPER ALTERNATIVE IS TO NOT CHAT AT ALL

She hides our chats from her husband... SAFE BUT DISHONEST OPTION
But she says she doesn't love me... SHE'S FREAKING MARRIED WITH KIDS, POSSIBLY
She wants me to visit her
Is it safe?... YOU JUST MENTIONED SHES MARRIED
What Are the signs that an online friend has fallen for you?...
What is the best way to handle this... SHE'S MARRIED, UNFRIEND HER!!
RomanceRe: This Goes To The Ladies by swaggzo(m): 10:41pm On Mar 13, 2016
Rollar:
Unfortunately we Nigerians often misconstrue concepts. Ideally, a broke person is someone whose funds are expended in such a way that what he has left is insufficient. That means a guy that earns #200,000 monthly can go broke if he squanders his money. The class of guys that Naija girls detest are poor guys. To this I say, if poor guys are disdained, then poor girls should be disdained too. That's right. If you're a girl and you earn below #10,000 monthly, then you're a poor girl and should find a guy that also earns #10,000 and below. Any poor girl that dates a guy above her class is a useless, shameless ωhore. Let the rich date the rich and the poor date the poor, so that we can have an end to all these ridiculous threads about Naija guys being stingy because we don't empty our bank accounts whenever you're in the mood to spend money you didn't work for. I assume if you're rich you can bloody well use your own money to buy sanitary pad cool

BROS ARE YOU A CARPENTER?
CUZ YOU JUST NAILED THE WHOLE MATTER FRONT & BACK!
cheesy
RomanceRe: This Goes To The Ladies by swaggzo(m): 10:38pm On Mar 13, 2016
olihilistic:
when you haveN200 as the highest currency in your wallet and N500 as your total money in the bank account you're broke sir

"SIR, I'M DROWNING"
grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Relationship Advice!! by swaggzo(m): 10:34pm On Mar 13, 2016
halfricanadian:
Those im referring to understand me
ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE GODS? CUZ NOBODY HERE DOES undecided
FoodRe: Significant Of Cake by swaggzo(m): 10:29pm On Mar 13, 2016
Like? ?? undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Fear Makes You Religious by swaggzo(m): 10:27pm On Mar 13, 2016
THE WORLD WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER WITHOUT ALL THE IRRELEVANT DOCTRINES OF RELIGION!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Are You My Birthday Mate? by swaggzo(m): 10:24pm On Mar 13, 2016
makasimatics:
I am about to turn thirty years. Guess it needs to be celebrated. join me if you wish

WITH THIS RUSTY CAKE OR WHAT? ?
angry
RomanceRe: What You Need To Do When She’s Playing Hard To Get by swaggzo(m): 10:22pm On Mar 13, 2016
Switup:
#booked

RE-BOOKED!
Christianity EtcRe: Why It Makes Sense For God To End The World by swaggzo(m): 10:20pm On Mar 13, 2016
SO JOBLESSNESS WILL NEVER ALLOW YOU TO BE REASONABLE ALL YOUR LIFE,

SEE THE TOTAL TRASH YOU TOOK YOUR TIME TO COMPOSE, SMH..
undecided
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Before And After!!! by swaggzo(m): 10:17pm On Mar 13, 2016
nikkyejike:
the type of change we want from buhari...
SO IF WE ALL GO INTO BLEACHING AND COMPLETELY UNGODLY MODIFICATION OF OUR BODY PARTS,
OUR ECONOMY WILL BE FINALLY STABLE, WITH GOOD ROADS AND GOOD HOSPITALS AND GOOD SCHOOLS FOR OUR KIDS TO ATTEND?

WOW, NO ONE EVER TOLD ME THIS...
undecided
PoliticsRe: The Way Accident People Were Moved 2 Mortuary(pics) by swaggzo(m): 10:08pm On Mar 13, 2016
THERES NOTHING SHAMEFUL ABOUT THIS.

"DEAD MEAT IS DEAD MEAT"
PERIOD!
angry
RomanceRe: How Can I Discern That Ma Boyfriend Is Truly A Virgin by swaggzo(m): 10:04pm On Mar 13, 2016
OP, YOU HAD SEX BEFORE?
WELL MOST VIRGIN GUYS BARELY KNOW WHAT TO DO ON THEIR FIRST TIME. .

YOU SHOULD TAKE NOTE OF HIS MOVES, A VIRGIN DOES EVERYTHING TOO SHALLOW AND "NEW TO THE SYSTEM ", ASKING FUNNY QUESTIONS AND ALL THAT.

I THINK IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW A VIRGIN GUY.
CelebritiesRe: The Olajumokes, Who Have They Really Helped? by swaggzo(m): 11:41am On Feb 27, 2016
FROM THE FIRST TIME I SAW THE PICTURE WHERE OLAJUMOKE PHOTOBOMBED TINIE TEMPAH, I KNEW IT WAS A PLANNED WORK,. ..ALL PART OF THE BUSINESS, TO POPULARISE T.Y.B THE MORE, INCLUDING THE REST OF THE PEOPLE INVOLVED.

WHO WOULD LET A COMMON BREAD SELLER GO TOO CLOSE TO TINIE, OR COULDN'T THE GUY BEHIND THE CAMERA WAIT FOR THE BREAD GIRL TO PASS BEFORE CLICKING?

BESIDES I'VE NEVER SEEN A BREAD GIRL SO NEAT AND THIS ARRANGED ALL MY LIFE.
SOME WILL SAY ITS JEALOUSY, I'M JUST TIRED OF THIS MEANINGLESS HYPE...

WHY CAN'T WE TALK ABOUT THE FALLING ECONOMY OR THE STARVING KIDS OR THE 5.0 CGPA GUY INSTEAD OF THIS FABRICATION!
Christianity EtcRe: Policewoman Spotted Preaching In A Bus In Lagos Today: (pic) by swaggzo(m): 11:28am On Feb 27, 2016
ERRR.. . SHE'LL PREACH AND CHARGE ALL THE PASSENGERS #20 CARD EACH FOR LISTENING TO HER PREACHING.
REMEMBER, THE POLICE IS ALWAYS YOUR FRIEND.
grin
RomanceRe: What Will You Do In Such A Condition by swaggzo(m): 11:25am On Feb 27, 2016
SET THE FREAKING gay UP.. . NO TWO WAYS!
RomanceRe: I Thought She Was A Friend,now She Wants Sex in return for a Favour. by swaggzo(m): 11:22am On Feb 27, 2016
WHAT IF THE MODS ASKS FOR SEXx TO MOVE THIS TO FP, WOULD YOU MAKE ANOTHER THREAD TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT? ? huh
CareerRe: BUHARI IS CLUELESS by swaggzo(m): 11:20am On Feb 27, 2016
OKAY MR EXCESS CLUES, WHY NOT GIVE HIM SOME.. . I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY HARM IN SHARING wink
RomanceRe: What Do U Think Can Do 2 Have Her. by swaggzo(m): 11:15am On Feb 27, 2016
tasheyon111:
[i][/i][/color][ pls i need ur advise. I love her and i express my feelings 2 her and she said she cant date me dat we can on be a mutual friend. I neva give up i keep on calling her, but she seldom picking my cal. But nw it has lead 2 hatred. Pls can i do.
[color=#990000]MY MAN JUST IMPROVE YOUR GRAMMAR AND YOUR CHANCES OF GETTING HER WILL BE INCREASED, ESPECIALLY IF SHE DOESN'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

BTW I WONDER HOW YOU'LL SOUND ORALLY IF YOUR TYPING CAN BE THIS HORRIBLE.
PhonesRe: The End Of Mtn True Talk Plus by swaggzo(m): 11:14am On Feb 27, 2016
THE DOLLAR PALAVA HAS ALSO AFFECTED THEM, I GUESS tongue
CelebritiesRe: Amaechi Munagor & Harry B Anyanwu: When Elders Are High On Weed (Pic) by swaggzo(m): 11:10am On Feb 27, 2016
Nwaisuochi:
They don't even know that you exist, better purge yourself of jealousy


MY MAN ITS NOT JEALOUSY. .
DON'T ALWAYS BE QUICK TO FORM A COUNTER SQUAD WITHOUT MAKING YOURSELF SOUND REASONABLE.

WHEN I'LL SHINE I'LL SHINE BRIGHTER, THEY WON'T EVEN BE IN THE SHADOWS. ... I DON'T NEED THEM TO KNOW I EXIST. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU EXISTED UNTIL YOU MENTIONED ME.

THESE MEN ALWAYS APPEAR DIRTY. THATS JUST MY POINT. THERE ARE PEOPLE LIKE RMD, ZACK ORJI, SAM L JACKSON AND SO MANY OTHER MEN THEIR AGE WHO KEEP IT CLASSY AND NEAT.
RomanceRe: Real Reason Guys Dump Naija Girls After Sex by swaggzo(m): 11:03am On Feb 27, 2016
I HOPE I'M NOT THE ONLY PERSON THAT FINDS THIS STUFF EXTREMELY UNREASONABLE
RomanceRe: Funny Letter Of Husband To Wife About Their Sex Life And Wife's Response by swaggzo(m): 11:02am On Feb 27, 2016
NiRfreak:
very easy to spot a foreign writer . they try too hard at humor unlike the clowns of a writer in 9JA . nice though

CIRCUS CLOWNS ARE EVEN FUNNY THAN MOST NIAJA CLOWNS.. .

I MEAN, THESE GUYS WILL MAKE A JOKE AND BE THE ONLY ONES TO LAUGH TO IT..
grin
RomanceRe: Nigerians And Improvising..... See What A Guy Use To Take Selfie Of Himself by swaggzo(m): 11:00am On Feb 27, 2016
NOT SURE IF SELFIE OR HUMAN-FIE grin
CelebritiesRe: Khloe Kardashian VS Munachi Abii (pics) by swaggzo(m): 10:56am On Feb 27, 2016
WE NIGERIANS COPY EVERY THING INCLUDING MAGAZINE SPREAD!
HABA!!
undecided

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 (of 57 pages)