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hopeforcharles: YOU HAVE MONEY TO SUBSCRIBE TO A DATA PLAN WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN READ? HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO READ THE CODES OF SUBSCRIPTION PEOPERLY? I'M SURE YOU DIALED THE WRONG CODES.. .. THINKING YOU'RE SUBSCRIBED ONLY TO BE BROWSING WITH YOUR AIRTIME. IT WONT BE LONG BEFORE YOU GET DISCONNECTED BRO.. . |
![]() I HOPE YOU ALSO COME HERE TO POST A PICTURE OF HER HANGING OUT WITH MY BALLS ![]() |
finalboss1: IRRITATING? ITS JUST ONE OF THE THINGS YOU'VE GOTTA ACCEPT ABOUT OUR LADIES BRO. ... THEY DESERVE SOME LEVEL OF RESPECT AND ACCEPTANCE, SOMETIMES. EVEN GUYS TOO GOT IT. NO BIGGIE! |
THEY DE LAUGH HER SAY WETIN HAPPEN? KAI.. .PEOPLE DE MUMU THESE DAYS O. WETIN CONCERN APPEARANCE WITH TALENT? YOU THINK SAY OLAMIDE DUMBB TO GO SIGN HER? THE NIGGAH DON SEE POTENTIALS, WE DEY HERE DE LAUGH.. . EVEN THOSE WEY NEVER EVEN GET CHANCE TO PERFORM THEIR JAM FOR EVEN THEIR PAPA COMPOUND, TALK MORE OF THEIR STREET.. .... BEFORE YOU CON TALK OF RECORD LABEL! NUNSENS! ![]() |
hopeforcharles:LOL. .. MY MAN YOU CERTAINLY CANNOT READ. YOU DIDN'T SEE WHERE I MENTIONED THAT THE DRUGS WERE PRESCRIBED AND GIVEN TO ME AT A FED MEDICAL CENTRE INITIALLY, BUT THEN I PATRONIZED HIM CUZ THEY GOT FINISHED? ? WHO EVEN GAVE YOU FREE WIFI TODAY? |
I ACTUALLY CAME IN HERE TO SEE SOME DIRTY UNSHAVED CUNTTHOLE! |
DjAndroid: YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LET HIM SCHOOL YOU. THERE'S A RUMOUR IN TOWN THAT HE'S RELATED TO WOLE SOYINKA. |
MOST LADIES ARE AS WEAK AS A LAMB. .. THE STRONG ONES WON'T TAKE THIS.. . THIS IS CRAP. |
Tedassie:YOU DESERVE A BEER! ![]() |
"WOAH" |
OP YOU DUMB SMALL SHA.. OR THE FUEL SCARCITY ALSO AFFECT YOUR BRAIN?? HOW NDLEA GO FOLLOW TB WHEN TIWA NO GET VIDEO OR PICTURE PROOF? OR YOU FORGET SAY AS PROOF NO DEY, E FIT STILL BE SAY SHE JUST DE TALK JARGONS JUST CUZ OF SAY THEM TWO GET WAHALA? BUT WHY SHE LOOK LIKE REJECTED MAID FOR THE INTERVIEW NAH, TB PACK ALL HER PROPERTY DASH EDIBLE CATERING NI? OR SHE JUST WAN ATTRACT MORE PITY FROM THE PUBLIC?? SHE DON FAIL BE THAT O. ![]() OMOH WHO COOK RICE AND CHICKEN JOR, THIS HUNGER NO GET LIMIT TODAY |
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engrfaruq: KAI... IT FLOWS IN THE BLOOD. NIGERIANS GO ALWAYS DE DO ANYHOW, YOU NO SEE AS THAT WHITE BABY COMPOSE NI?? THE OTHER BLACK SOMEBODY JUST DE BEG FOR ATTENTION. ![]() |
NOBODY EVEN NEEDS TO CONFIRM THIS, WE ALL NEW THIS FROM THE START. EVEN TB KNEW, I THINK IT'S NOTHING.. .... THERE ARE BETTER THINGS TO TALK ABOUT. LIKE, WHO MADE RICE AND CHICKEN TODAY SO I CAN COME OVER?? ![]() |
THEY'VE LIED ABOUT SO MANY. ... BUT NOT ON THIS ONE. I'M USING THIS RIGHT NOW. |
IS THAT HIS PICTURE? ? HE LOOKS REALLY HUNGRY! ![]() |
ONE TIME, I BOUGHT TWO PACKS OF PRESCRIBED EYE DROPS FROM A VERY BIG/POPULAR PHARM OWNED BY ONE OF THOSE GREEDY POT BELLIED IGBO MEN, BASED IN KADUNA STATE.. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS, I WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO BE IN A HASTE.. ..I DIDN'T BOTHER TO CHECK FOR THE EXPIRY DATE OR REG NUMBER .. . (OR I THOUGHT ITS GON BE AUTHENTIC BECAUSE THE SHOP LOOKED GOOD). I BOUGHT THE DROPS FOR 1,000 EACH, BUT IT TOOK ME ABOUT 20,000 TO FIX THE DAMAGE THE SOLUTION DID TO MY EYES IN JUST 2 DAYS OF USAGE.. ... IT WAS THEN THAT I CHECKED AND COMPARED THEM BOTH TO THE ONE I WAS GIVEN AT THE NATIONAL EYE CENTER KD, MEHN.. ... THE LABELS WERE EVEN ARABIC. NO NAFDAC REG NOR EXPIRY DATE. JUST COMPLETELY UPSIDE DOWN. ![]() I FELT I DESERVED AN AWARD FOR BEING THE MOST STUPIID PERSON ON EARTH. .. LIKE, I SHOULD OCCUPY BOTH THE FIRST, SECOND, AND THIRD POSITIONS CUZ JUST ONE PERSON COULDN'T BE THAT UNREASONABLE! ![]() YOU CAN FAKE ANYTHING, BUT IF YOU FAKE AROUND WITH ANYTHING REALATED TO HEALTH THEN LUCIFER IS A BETTER PERSON. I CALLED THE NAFDAC ON THEM, I WAS 19 THEN. I WASN'T BOLD ENOUGH TO FIGHT FOR JUSTICE. I STILL CANNOT UNDERSTAND HOW NAFDAC LET THEM GO AFTER COLLECTING SOME CHEAP BRIBE! NIGERIAN.... AND MY FRIENDS HERE BASHING ME CUZ I MENTIONED "IGBO" MAN... LOL, I'M SORRY IF YOU FIND ME AND MY POST OFFENSIVE, BUT I'M NOT GONNA TAKE BACK MY WORDS BRO, TAKE HEART. THEY'RE IN CHARGE OF DUPLICATING ALMOST EVERY THING THAT CROSSES THEIR PATH, EVEN DRUGS! FOR THE LORDS SAKE THATS MESSED UP. SO WE SHOULD ALL DIE FROM USING THEIR FAKE STUFF JUST BECAUSE THEY WANNA GET EXTRA PROFIT FROM EVERYTHING? ANYTIME I BUY A FAKE MALARIA DRUG, IF I ASK THE SELLER HIS TRIBE, HE'S IGBO. FAKE ELECTRONICS, IGBO. FAKE EVERYTHING, IGBO. I'M SURE THEIR DOCTORS WON'T EVEN MIND TO DO A FAKE ORGAN TRANSPLANT. ...JUST FOR SOME MORE PROFIT. THEY'LL JUST FIX YOU ONE VERY FAKE HEART OR KIDNEY SO YOU'LL DIE THE NEXT DAY ![]() |
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nnachukz: WTF, WHY MUST YOUR MINDS SKIP TO "SPENDING " WHENEVER A TOPIC IS RELATED TO SEXX.. . I DON'T SEE HOW THE WORD "SEXX" RHYMES WITH "SPEND'. OH MY! ![]() |
FOR A YEAR, I CAN COPE WITHOUT SEXX.. . BUT I'M DEEPLY SORRY TO DISAPPOINT MY LIVER, I CANNOT COPE WITHOUT BEER FOR 3 STRAIGHT DAYS! ![]() |
I'm Following.. |
SOMETIMES IT LASTS IN LOVE, BUT SOMETIMES IT HURTS INSTEAD. -ADELE, 2011. ![]() |
68... WHY NOT SOLVE THIS?? 6543694 +GH68985FSHHXFG ± 63554GC = ?? ![]() |
FOTO - SHOP YOU TRIED BUT ITS LOOKING REALLY FAKE... GO LOOK FOR ANOTHER HANDWORK, CUZ YOU'RE FAILING WOEFULLY AS A CARTOONIST! ![]() |
ONLY COMES ONCE IN A WHILE, CONGRATULATIONS.. I BET IF YOU POSTED ALL THE TICKETS THAT LOST BEFORE YOU WON THIS ONE, WE MIGHT BE LOOKING AT A NEWSPAPER HERE ![]() |
HE'LL RATHER KILL HIMSELF THAN COMMIT SUICIDE ![]() |
sugardad1:UAM ![]() |
mizzkweenbee: I RATHER ASK HER SO SHE KNOWS I'M PURELY HUMAN AND TEND TO FORGET CERTAIN THINGS. ASKING HER SHOWS YOU CARE AND REALLY INTEND TO KEEP HER STUFF IN MIND. ITS JUST REALLY EASY AND PLAIN. |
Decker: NOTHING EVER GETS SIMPLER THAN THIS! |
OMOH MOST GIRLS LIFE TIRE ME.. . NOT WORKING NOR SCHOOLING, NOR CONTRIBUTING USEFULLY TO ANY THING IN THE WORLD ![]() AND THEM GO DE SHOUT FEMINISM AND EQUALITY |







