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HealthRe: Why You Should not get eye drops without prescription by swaggzo(m): 5:05pm On May 01, 2016
hopeforcharles:
Lol, free WiFi? It's been very long I connected to one, I usually subscribe to data plans bruv,

YOU HAVE MONEY TO SUBSCRIBE TO A DATA PLAN WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN READ?

HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO READ THE CODES OF SUBSCRIPTION PEOPERLY?

I'M SURE YOU DIALED THE WRONG CODES.. .. THINKING YOU'RE SUBSCRIBED ONLY TO BE BROWSING WITH YOUR AIRTIME.

IT WONT BE LONG BEFORE YOU GET DISCONNECTED BRO.. .
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke Orisaguna Hangs Out With White Models by swaggzo(m): 5:02pm On May 01, 2016
undecided

I HOPE YOU ALSO COME HERE TO POST A PICTURE OF HER HANGING OUT WITH MY BALLS

undecided
RomanceRe: Do Men Really Care About Stretch Marks On Ladies Bodies by swaggzo(m): 5:00pm On May 01, 2016
finalboss1:
undecided i care bro..irritating

IRRITATING?
ITS JUST ONE OF THE THINGS YOU'VE GOTTA ACCEPT ABOUT OUR LADIES BRO. ...

THEY DESERVE SOME LEVEL OF RESPECT AND ACCEPTANCE, SOMETIMES.

EVEN GUYS TOO GOT IT. NO BIGGIE!
CelebritiesRe: Before You Mock Or Laugh The New Female YBNL Artiste “temi” (see This) by swaggzo(m): 4:58pm On May 01, 2016
THEY DE LAUGH HER SAY WETIN HAPPEN?

KAI.. .PEOPLE DE MUMU THESE DAYS O.

WETIN CONCERN APPEARANCE WITH TALENT?

YOU THINK SAY OLAMIDE DUMBB TO GO SIGN HER?

THE NIGGAH DON SEE POTENTIALS, WE DEY HERE DE LAUGH.. . EVEN THOSE WEY NEVER EVEN GET CHANCE TO PERFORM THEIR JAM FOR EVEN THEIR PAPA COMPOUND, TALK MORE OF THEIR STREET.. .... BEFORE YOU CON TALK OF RECORD LABEL! NUNSENS!
angry
HealthRe: Why You Should not get eye drops without prescription by swaggzo(m): 4:37pm On May 01, 2016
hopeforcharles:
See how silly ur statement and report are one pot bellied igboman, you are an ignorant, the mistake that I felt the igbo man did was, he never did a test or knew the kind of eye problem you have, that medicine you saw with Arabic is an international drug maybe from Pakistan or Arabia or any other Arabic country and mind you they are the best as long as standard of Drugs in Nigeria is concerned, you don't know shit but you talk trash, sometimes you guys need ur brain checked. A'ole
LOL. .. MY MAN YOU CERTAINLY CANNOT READ.

YOU DIDN'T SEE WHERE I MENTIONED THAT THE DRUGS WERE PRESCRIBED AND GIVEN TO ME AT A FED MEDICAL CENTRE INITIALLY, BUT THEN I PATRONIZED HIM CUZ THEY GOT FINISHED? ?
WHO EVEN GAVE YOU FREE WIFI TODAY?
RomanceRe: SHAME!! See How This Lady Stylishly Exposes Her Puzzy (graphic Pic)18+ by swaggzo(m): 10:25am On May 01, 2016
grin I ACTUALLY CAME IN HERE TO SEE SOME DIRTY UNSHAVED CUNTTHOLE!

CelebritiesRe: Check Out What's Written On This Guy's Polo.. Pic by swaggzo(m): 10:22am On May 01, 2016
DjAndroid:
I only understood your first statement.

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LET HIM SCHOOL YOU.

THERE'S A RUMOUR IN TOWN THAT HE'S RELATED TO WOLE SOYINKA.
RomanceRe: This Is Crazy!!! Guys, Can You Do This To Your Girlfriend? by swaggzo(m): 10:18am On May 01, 2016
MOST LADIES ARE AS WEAK AS A LAMB. ..

THE STRONG ONES WON'T TAKE THIS.. . THIS IS CRAP.
CelebritiesRe: Throwback: I’m Blessed To Have Teebillz As Husband — Tiwa Savage by swaggzo(m): 10:17am On May 01, 2016
Tedassie:
'instead'
YOU DESERVE A BEER! cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Pics:The Banging Sexy Bikini Body Of Ice Prince Girlfriend Will Make U Say Waoh! by swaggzo(m): 10:15am On May 01, 2016
"WOAH"




CelebritiesRe: How Tiwa Savage Implicated Herself Should Anything Happen To Teebillz by swaggzo(m):
OP YOU DUMB SMALL SHA..
OR THE FUEL SCARCITY ALSO AFFECT YOUR BRAIN??


HOW NDLEA GO FOLLOW TB WHEN TIWA NO GET VIDEO OR PICTURE PROOF?

OR YOU FORGET SAY AS PROOF NO DEY, E FIT STILL BE SAY SHE JUST DE TALK JARGONS JUST CUZ OF SAY THEM TWO GET WAHALA?

BUT WHY SHE LOOK LIKE REJECTED MAID FOR THE INTERVIEW NAH, TB PACK ALL HER PROPERTY DASH EDIBLE CATERING NI?
OR SHE JUST WAN ATTRACT MORE PITY FROM THE PUBLIC?? SHE DON FAIL BE THAT O. cheesy

OMOH WHO COOK RICE AND CHICKEN JOR, THIS HUNGER NO GET LIMIT TODAY angry
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Dangote Finally Settles The Trouble Between Tiwa And Teebillz by swaggzo(m): 10:03am On May 01, 2016
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PoliticsRe: So Even At This Age Oyibo Dey Give Black Mumu Look Chai PHOTO by swaggzo(m): 10:01am On May 01, 2016
engrfaruq:
Oyibo people with their Superiority Complex.
Just compare the two kid's facial expressions.

KAI... IT FLOWS IN THE BLOOD.
NIGERIANS GO ALWAYS DE DO ANYHOW, YOU NO SEE AS THAT WHITE BABY COMPOSE NI??

THE OTHER BLACK SOMEBODY JUST DE BEG FOR ATTENTION.
angry
CelebritiesRe: Insiders Confirmed Tiwa Savage Slept With Don Jazzy And 2face. by swaggzo(m): 10:00am On May 01, 2016
NOBODY EVEN NEEDS TO CONFIRM THIS, WE ALL NEW THIS FROM THE START. EVEN TB KNEW, I THINK IT'S NOTHING.. .... THERE ARE BETTER THINGS TO TALK ABOUT.

LIKE, WHO MADE RICE AND CHICKEN TODAY SO I CAN COME OVER??
cheesy wink
PhonesRe: Is Mtn Lying About Their New Data Plan? by swaggzo(m): 9:57am On May 01, 2016
THEY'VE LIED ABOUT SO MANY. ... BUT NOT ON THIS ONE.

I'M USING THIS RIGHT NOW.
RomanceRe: Be Warned!!!! When A Girl Asks You To Lick Her Wet Vagina Dry. Do This Pls (20+) by swaggzo(m): 9:54am On May 01, 2016
jubebaister:
Me I lick & suck & dry the pussy with my tongue. .

MY HOBBY!!
cool
CrimeRe: Scam ALERT! A Must Read For Everyone. by swaggzo(m): 9:50am On May 01, 2016
IS THAT HIS PICTURE? ?

HE LOOKS REALLY HUNGRY!
grin
HealthRe: Why You Should not get eye drops without prescription by swaggzo(m):
ONE TIME, I BOUGHT TWO PACKS OF PRESCRIBED EYE DROPS FROM A VERY BIG/POPULAR PHARM OWNED BY ONE OF THOSE GREEDY POT BELLIED IGBO MEN, BASED IN KADUNA STATE..

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS, I WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO BE IN A HASTE.. ..I DIDN'T BOTHER TO CHECK FOR THE EXPIRY DATE OR REG NUMBER .. . (OR I THOUGHT ITS GON BE AUTHENTIC BECAUSE THE SHOP LOOKED GOOD).


I BOUGHT THE DROPS FOR 1,000 EACH, BUT IT TOOK ME ABOUT 20,000 TO FIX THE DAMAGE THE SOLUTION DID TO MY EYES IN JUST 2 DAYS OF USAGE.. ... IT WAS THEN THAT I CHECKED AND COMPARED THEM BOTH TO THE ONE I WAS GIVEN AT THE NATIONAL EYE CENTER KD, MEHN.. ... THE LABELS WERE EVEN ARABIC. NO NAFDAC REG NOR EXPIRY DATE. JUST COMPLETELY UPSIDE DOWN. undecided

I FELT I DESERVED AN AWARD FOR BEING THE MOST STUPIID PERSON ON EARTH. .. LIKE, I SHOULD OCCUPY BOTH THE FIRST, SECOND, AND THIRD POSITIONS CUZ JUST ONE PERSON COULDN'T BE THAT UNREASONABLE! embarassed



YOU CAN FAKE ANYTHING, BUT IF YOU FAKE AROUND WITH ANYTHING REALATED TO HEALTH THEN LUCIFER IS A BETTER PERSON.


I CALLED THE NAFDAC ON THEM, I WAS 19 THEN. I WASN'T BOLD ENOUGH TO FIGHT FOR JUSTICE.

I STILL CANNOT UNDERSTAND HOW NAFDAC LET THEM GO AFTER COLLECTING SOME CHEAP BRIBE!

NIGERIAN....





AND MY FRIENDS HERE BASHING ME CUZ I MENTIONED "IGBO" MAN... LOL, I'M SORRY IF YOU FIND ME AND MY POST OFFENSIVE, BUT I'M NOT GONNA TAKE BACK MY WORDS BRO, TAKE HEART.

THEY'RE IN CHARGE OF DUPLICATING ALMOST EVERY THING THAT CROSSES THEIR PATH, EVEN DRUGS! FOR THE LORDS SAKE THATS MESSED UP.

SO WE SHOULD ALL DIE FROM USING THEIR FAKE STUFF JUST BECAUSE THEY WANNA GET EXTRA PROFIT FROM EVERYTHING?

ANYTIME I BUY A FAKE MALARIA DRUG, IF I ASK THE SELLER HIS TRIBE, HE'S IGBO.
FAKE ELECTRONICS, IGBO.
FAKE EVERYTHING, IGBO.




I'M SURE THEIR DOCTORS WON'T EVEN MIND TO DO A FAKE ORGAN TRANSPLANT. ...JUST FOR SOME MORE PROFIT.
THEY'LL JUST FIX YOU ONE VERY FAKE HEART OR KIDNEY SO YOU'LL DIE THE NEXT DAY undecided

Christianity EtcRe: Physics With Seun - Understanding Scientific Theories |the Big Bang Theory by swaggzo(m): 9:34am On May 01, 2016
huh
RomanceRe: Can You Cope With No Sex Relationship Till Marriage? by swaggzo(m): 9:33am On May 01, 2016
nnachukz:
Yes, if she accepts no spending of any nature at all till marriage.

WTF, WHY MUST YOUR MINDS SKIP TO "SPENDING " WHENEVER A TOPIC IS RELATED TO SEXX.. .
I DON'T SEE HOW THE WORD "SEXX" RHYMES WITH "SPEND'. OH MY!
lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Can You Cope With No Sex Relationship Till Marriage? by swaggzo(m): 9:31am On May 01, 2016
FOR A YEAR, I CAN COPE WITHOUT SEXX.. .
BUT I'M DEEPLY SORRY TO DISAPPOINT MY LIVER, I CANNOT COPE WITHOUT BEER FOR 3 STRAIGHT DAYS!
cool
HealthRe: My Fitness Journey by swaggzo(m): 9:29am On May 01, 2016
I'm Following..
CelebritiesRe: Throwback: I’m Blessed To Have Teebillz As Husband — Tiwa Savage by swaggzo(m):
SOMETIMES IT LASTS IN LOVE, BUT SOMETIMES IT HURTS INSTEAD.




-ADELE, 2011.
cool
Jokes EtcRe: 80% Of Us Will Get The Answers Wrong by swaggzo(m): 9:26am On May 01, 2016
68...

WHY NOT SOLVE THIS??

6543694 +GH68985FSHHXFG ± 63554GC = ??
undecided
PoliticsRe: "Fulani Herdsmen Enter Abuja Farm So That Their Cows Would Feed On Crops" by swaggzo(m): 9:24am On May 01, 2016
FOTO - SHOP

YOU TRIED BUT ITS LOOKING REALLY FAKE... GO LOOK FOR ANOTHER HANDWORK,

CUZ YOU'RE FAILING WOEFULLY AS A CARTOONIST!
angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: . by swaggzo(m): 9:22am On May 01, 2016
ONLY COMES ONCE IN A WHILE, CONGRATULATIONS..

I BET IF YOU POSTED ALL THE TICKETS THAT LOST BEFORE YOU WON THIS ONE,

WE MIGHT BE LOOKING AT A NEWSPAPER HERE
cheesy
RomanceRe: What A Nigerian Felt About Teebillz(tiwa Savage Husba)attempt To Commit Sucide . by swaggzo(m): 9:19am On May 01, 2016
HE'LL RATHER KILL HIMSELF THAN COMMIT SUICIDE angry
EducationRe: Student In Oversized Suit For Project Defense Today (hilarious) by swaggzo(m): 10:11pm On Apr 27, 2016
sugardad1:
See what a guy wore to school today for project defense
UAMhuh
RomanceRe: Help! How Do I Ask My Partner, Her Birthday Again? by swaggzo(m): 11:36pm On Mar 13, 2016
mizzkweenbee:
What's with all this ask her shit, dude u dnt need to ask her for anything. That's one of the advantages of Facebook. Go to her Facebook account and see it.
It has helped me out a lot in the past

I RATHER ASK HER SO SHE KNOWS I'M PURELY HUMAN AND TEND TO FORGET CERTAIN THINGS.

ASKING HER SHOWS YOU CARE AND REALLY INTEND TO KEEP HER STUFF IN MIND. ITS JUST REALLY EASY AND PLAIN.
RomanceRe: Help! How Do I Ask My Partner, Her Birthday Again? by swaggzo(m): 11:34pm On Mar 13, 2016
Decker:
She is your girlfriend, not Hitler. Just ask her.

NOTHING EVER GETS SIMPLER THAN THIS!
RomanceRe: Why Are Most Girls This Jobless?pics. by swaggzo(m): 11:29pm On Mar 13, 2016
OMOH MOST GIRLS LIFE TIRE ME.. .
NOT WORKING NOR SCHOOLING, NOR CONTRIBUTING USEFULLY TO ANY THING IN THE WORLD
grin



AND THEM GO DE SHOUT FEMINISM AND EQUALITY

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