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RomanceRe: Counter Thread: 100 Ways To Love Your Husband/ Boyfriend by swaggzo(m): 1:36pm On May 02, 2016
THE YOUNG BOY WHO COMPOSED THIS HAS NEVER, AND WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE EVEN 5% OF IT.

THESE WOMEN ALL SPEND MOST OF THEY TIME WANTING ATTENTION, THEY GOT NO TIME TO GIVE ANY.
Christianity EtcRe: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will Never Be A Christian Again by swaggzo(m): 1:21pm On May 02, 2016
kolinz:
Christians are already in the last days.
cheesy cheesy cheesy
NYSCRe: Corpers Queue For Their Meals At NYSC Camp (photo) by swaggzo(m): 1:18pm On May 02, 2016
talktonase:
reminds me of the long queues for beverages in 1985 during pmb's military dictatorship.

SEE THAT GIRL MISERABLE FOOD FLASK!
angry
TV/MoviesRe: Graphic Photos From A Nollywood Movie Set by swaggzo(m): 1:13pm On May 02, 2016
EVERYTHING LOOKS MESSY.

THE WRIST THAT WAS TORN, ...
THESE GUYS DON'T KNOW BIOLOGY OR WHAT?

I SEE THINGS LIKE INTESTINES.

TELL ME, ARE INTESTINES NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE STOMACH?
WHAT ARE THEY DOING ON THE WRIST OF THIS PERSONhuh
huh
NYSCRe: Corpers Queue For Their Meals At NYSC Camp (photo) by swaggzo(m): 1:11pm On May 02, 2016
NAIJA CAMPS ARE MERELY JUST HUNGER ZONES.. .
THAT'S WHY I DON'T BLAME THIS GUY. undecided

AFTERALL E NO EASY TO BE "CAMP" grin

Christianity EtcRe: Hilarious Photo. See The Theme Of This Programme. by swaggzo(m): 1:10pm On May 02, 2016
angry
RomanceRe: How Do I Look? by swaggzo(m): 1:08pm On May 02, 2016
lilzcee:
How do i look?

LIKE A CONFUSED PIECE OF SHIIT!

EVEN THE SUPPOSED "FINE BOY LOOK" AND HAIRCUT COULDN'T SAVE YOU!
PoliticsRe: Herdsmen Graze On A Woman's Farm In Umuahia (Video) by swaggzo(m): 1:07pm On May 02, 2016
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CelebritiesRe: Blunder!!! : Helen Paul Life Joke, Is She Making Sense? by swaggzo(m): 1:06pm On May 02, 2016
ONLY A MAN CAN KEEP HIMSELF.. .. THAT'S WHAT SHE MEANS.

ITS TRUE, SOMEHOW.

BUT DON'T EXPECT A MAN TO STAY IF YOU'RE EXTREMELY DUMB STUPIID AND CANNOT RUN A REASONABLE RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM.
RomanceRe: Signs Your Girl Might Be A HOE! by swaggzo(m):
SuperSkata:
1. She "prefers male friends because.......". Na lie! she likes male parts and attention.

2. She drinks more than you.

3. She smokes.

3. Her friends are known hoes. Birds of the same feather..

4. Never misses any party.

5. Her mom is a hoe. Believe it or not, they have found hoe genes.

6. She lives by herself in Abuja but no job.

Una fit add to the list for our education.


SHE CAN DO EVEN WORSE BUT STILL BE A SAINT DEEP DOWN

ANOTHER GIRL CAN LOVE GOD WITH ALL HER HEART AND SLEEP WITH THE BIBLE ON HER FACE EVERYDAY, WEAR ROBES LIKE THAT OF THE "WOMEN" OF JERUSALEM. .. AND STILL BE A HOE.


DECEPTION OF EVERY FORM IS CONSTANT.. WE JUST HAVE TO CONTINUALLY DEAL WITH IT AND HOPE THE OUTCOME IS IN OUR FAVOR
CelebritiesRe: This is what someone Saw in Street Of Cotonou. by swaggzo(m): 12:58pm On May 02, 2016
cogbuagu:
I saw this on the street of cotonou

grin grin

THIS SAME PICTURE, EXACTLY LIKE THIS,
HAS BEEN ON THE INTERNET FOR YEARS.

MY MAN.. . HAHAHA!
grin
PoliticsRe: What Is Wrong With The Message On This Billboard by swaggzo(m): 12:57pm On May 02, 2016
"A PICTURE OF MY BALLS" NOT INCLUDED, IS THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH THIS BILLBOARD! cool
SportsRe: Chichi Igbo Celebrates Her 30th Birthday With Hot Photos by swaggzo(m): 12:55pm On May 02, 2016
THEY CALL YOU ALL SORT OF NAMES FOR BEING DIFFERENT. . BUT BEING DIFFERENT IS THE BEST ONE CAN BE.
I ADMIRE YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
RomanceRe: Ladies, how will you feel if you catch your guy in this position? by swaggzo(m): 12:47pm On May 02, 2016
IT'S THE ALCOHOL THAT IS WORKING MARVELS JOR..

THAT DIRTY ASSS CANNOT MOVE ME, IT PROBABLY GON FEEL LIKE I'M RUBBING MY OWN PENIIS AGAINST A PILLOW angry

ALCOHOL OVER BIRCHES ANYTIME, ANYDAY! !

*sips my dry gin gradually, as money for orijin no dey.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Member Killed In A Hole, Army Releases Statement by swaggzo(m): 12:45pm On May 02, 2016
OBOY I NO DE KUKU BELIEVE ANY OF THESE PICTURES.

THEM GO JUST ARRANGE WEAPONS FOR GROUND, SNAP THEM JUST TO GIVE NIGERIANS HOPE. ..


OMOH NOTHING LIKE THAT, OGA BU-BU IS FAILING MISERABLY!
RomanceRe: When The Lord Is Trying To Save You From A Hoe (PHOTO) by swaggzo(m): 12:40pm On May 02, 2016
grin

THE PICTURE WITH THE TEXT "THESE HOES BEG TOO MUCH, THEIR HANDS BE LOOKING LIKE CUPS" JUST MADE MY DAY grin


ITS EVEN BETTER WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE A CUP, AT LEAST YOU GO QUICK FILL AM UP.

SOME GIRLS HANDS BE LIKE TRAY! grin
YOU GO PAY DUES UNTIL DUES BEGIN PAY YOU! cheesy
RomanceRe: When Your Man Show Up To Your Funeral With His Side Chick(graphic Pix) by swaggzo(m): 12:39pm On May 02, 2016
grin
CelebritiesRe: Check Out The 5 Different Types Of Butts In The World; Which One Is Yours? (pics by swaggzo(m): 12:37pm On May 02, 2016
I HAVE A VERY GOOD PENIIS AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME! angry
EducationRe: Amazing Facts ( Pictures) by swaggzo(m): 12:33pm On May 02, 2016
............AND WE ALL KNOW THAT MAJORITY OF THESE THINGS AREN'T FACTS, THEY WERE JUST CREATED!

MY PEOPLE, DON'T ALWAYS BELIEVE A PICTURE WITH A STORY ON IT, ITS THE WEAPON USED BY THE INTERNET TO MISLEAD MANY.
Christianity EtcRe: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will Never Be A Christian Again by swaggzo(m): 12:29pm On May 02, 2016
kolinz:
That was an assertion on my part, I was waiting for you to clear me on the issue of the origin of the universe and man the atheist way.
U have carefully avoided that part and want to dwell on my assertion.
Well, the universe according to science is over a billion year old, is it safe to say that man is also billions of years?

NO.
ACCORDING TO SCIENCE, DRAGONS, DINOS, AND OTHER TERRIBLE CREATURES INHERITED THE EARTH FOR MOST OF THAT TIME.
Christianity EtcRe: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will Never Be A Christian Again by swaggzo(m): 12:27pm On May 02, 2016
johnydon22:
..LOL.. Its useless engaging this one

I SPOTTED ONE OF HIS FULISH THREADS ABOUT TITHES. .. I HOPE IT MAKES FP.
Christianity EtcRe: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will Never Be A Christian Again by swaggzo(m): 12:18pm On May 02, 2016
johnydon22:
hahahahahahaha isn't it funny how every religion lays claim to the words of God but humans are the ones doing the talking? grin



MY MAN CATHOLICS SAY THEIR SUPREME MASTER THE POPE, IS WITHOUT SIN. EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS PERFECT BECAUSE GOD CHOSE HIM TO BE POPE.



TILL DATE I WONDER WHY THE LAST ONE RESIGNED.. . GOD CHOSE THE WRONG PERSON? ?


THAT MEANS EVEN GOD CAN MAKE MISTAKES?


THAT MEANS HE'S ALSO NOT PERFECT AND CAN END UP LIKE OTHER INPERFECT PEOPLE, IN HELL? huh
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Christ Is A Bastard Son Of Mary by swaggzo(m): 12:12pm On May 02, 2016
Alfamann:
Satan is Great.

HE DOESN'T EVEN EXIST BRO.. . BRACE YOURSELF. smiley
Christianity EtcRe: All The Truth About TITHE by swaggzo(m): 12:10pm On May 02, 2016
IF AS OF MAY 1ST I HAVE JUST 1,000 IN MY BANK ACCOUNT.
I WORSHIP WITH TB JOSHUA, WHO AT THE SAME TIME HAS ABOUT 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 IN HIS ACCOUNT.




SO YOU AND YOUR BIBLE SAYS IT'S RIGHT THAT I STILL GIVE HIM 10% OF MY MONEY?? ?

NIGGA I'M GETTING POOR WHILE MAKING ANOTHER SOUL RICH!! DAMN IT.



FXXXCK YOUR RELIGION! !
Christianity EtcRe: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will Never Be A Christian Again by swaggzo(m): 12:06pm On May 02, 2016
johnydon22:
The story of Job painted a rather simpleton-like God who could be easily swayed by just a little trick of the devil.

"Just take away all his wealth and you will see he will renounce you" Said the devil.

God thought for a while and was like "Hhmmm eeehm ok let's do it"
(for goodness sake he was supposed to be all knowing!!! shocked)

how come such taunting childish trick worked on him, like seriouslyhuh

The bible paints a rather ignorant, childish, easily taunted and deceived concept still claiming all powerful, all knowing which contradicts all it's actions in the bible

BRO YOU AND THE OTHERS TALK TOO MUCH. YOU TRY TO BACK YOUR SELF UP TO THESE GUYS LIKE THE BIBLE IS REALLY IMPORTANT.

MAN THAT BOOK IS SIMPLY FUNNY. I CAN'T STRESS MY SELF TALKING ABOUT THAT WHOLE LOAD OF CRAP.


RELIGION WAS CREATED AND DESIGNED BY MERE MEN.

AND NOW THEY KNOW THEY CANNOT MODIFY ANY PART OF IT CUZ THE WORLD HAS GROWN UP TO A HIGHER LEVEL OF EXPOSURE, AND THE FAKENESS OF THE BOOK IS NOW BEING RECOGNIZED BY EVEN TODLERS, THEY'RE TRYING TO REMIX IT BY CREATING DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE BOOK, CHANGING CERTAIN NAMES OF PEOPLE AND PLACES IN AN ATTEMPT TO COVER UP THE SCAM AND MAKE THE COMIC BOOK SEEM MORE AUTHENTIC. ..

BUT IT ONLY GETS FUNNIER!
Christianity EtcRe: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by swaggzo(m): 12:00pm On May 02, 2016
I DON'T KNOW IF I'M AN ATHEIST OR ANYTHING.. . CUZ I DISLIKE TITLES. I'M JUST EXISTING, BREATHING, AND BELIEVING IN MOTHER NATURE, THE ULTIMATE MAKER AND MODIFIER OF EVERYTHING!
Christianity EtcRe: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will Never Be A Christian Again by swaggzo(m): 11:57am On May 02, 2016
yungchop:
I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE IN A SUPREME BEING ( ALLAH) TILL THE DAY HUMAN WILL CREATE A LIVING THING.
MY MAN IT SEEMS YOU'RE A MUSLIM.

ONE TIME, A MUSLIM FRIEND OF MINE TOLD ME THAT ACCORDING TO YOUR RELIGION, THE MOON RISES AND SETS FROM A BODY OF WATER.
IS THAT TRUE?
Christianity EtcRe: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will Never Be A Christian Again by swaggzo(m): 11:45am On May 02, 2016
reasonwitme:
i am crying right now cos of u my brother.how can God allow an asset to his kingdom to wander away.u r an extraordinary being, deep rooted in God,did wonders and about to turn d world around for him but here u r,wandering away. Y God?I have one prayer point;God Pls prove urself again in d life of dis ur son so he can testify of ur existence.my brother,u r too dangerous and knowledgeble to b left in d hands of unbelief.u shall do greater things for God.






GOD WOULD HAVE KEPT HIM CLOSE TO HIM IF HE WAS AUTHENTIC!

I SEE THE WHOLE BIBLE AS ONE FAT COMIC BOOK, SO THAT WHENEVER I'M BORED AND TRYING TO GIVE UP ON LIFE... I FLIP ITS PAGES AND READ SOME COMIC STUFF THAT REMINDS ME THAT I'M NOT AS FOOLISH AS THE MILLIONS WHO BELIEVE THE BIBLE STORIES.



IF YOU'RE A LITERATE PERSON, AND KNOW HOW TO READ AND UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU READ,
YOU DON'T NEED TO READ THE BIBLE FOR YEARS TO SEE HOW bleeped UP IT IS.

THE FIRST 5 CHAPTERS OF THE BOOK OF GENESIS REALLY MESSED EVERYTHING UP.

I READ THOSE CHAPTERS ALMOST ANYTIME I'M BORED.. .. SUCH A GREAT STORY!

THANK YOU GOD FOR INSTRUCTING THE AUTHORS, AT LEAST SINCE I CANNOT AFFORD COMIC BOOKS OR TICKETS TO WATCH AY AND CO ON STAGE, I JUST READ YOUR "HOLY" FUNNY BOOK AND LAUGH FOR FREE cheesy
RomanceRe: Can You Cope With No Sex Relationship Till Marriage? by swaggzo(m): 5:37am On May 02, 2016
Ebuka2016:
i imagine how your belly will luk like sir

NA PACKS FULL THAT PLACE O
cool
HealthRe: Why You Should not get eye drops without prescription by swaggzo(m): 8:37pm On May 01, 2016
poseidon12:
Great! What tribe are you?

MIXED. ..
TOUCH OF KADUNA AND IGBO!
SO YOU SEE.. ..
I'M NOT IN ANY FORM BEING TRIBALISTIC.
HealthRe: Why You Should not get eye drops without prescription by swaggzo(m): 6:57pm On May 01, 2016
hopeforcharles:
Oh gawd, I feel like shouting leave me alone, but I wouldn't, sorry bro this data is transfered, lol, I went back to read ur post I saw u have updated it, kudos, well I just don't know what to tell you because you are just twisted and slightly or overtly ignorant in drugs stuffs, did u bothered to ask why they freed the people? Just as I pointed out previously there are a lot of drugs in the market with Arabic inscription which shows they are from another country and they are 95% better in standard than alot of Nigerian certified ones, go ask a pharmacist, and besides that kind of drugs can't be manufactured here because we don't even have the machinaries (I might be wrong) stop all this igbo man blame game, you should give them kudos they help you get things easier, have you thought what kd would have been without them, Walahi kada ka quote'n ina.

WHERE'S YOUR LOCATION?
DO THEY SELL COLD ORIJIN THERE?? undecided

TODAY'S JUST SOMETHING ELSE
RomanceRe: Hilarious Chat Between A Toaster And A Toastee (pic) by swaggzo(m): 5:10pm On May 01, 2016
undecided

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