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#SwagPower... d one wey pain me pass, na wen one Classless dude go say "life will b no fun without gals "
Nt trying 2 b Sexist, bt r doz niggas 4 real. A question 4 d ladies, WAT DO U ADD 2 A GUY'S LYF?

It's nt a healthy treat 2 be an Arsenal fan n a Super eagles supporter... Dat's whr I find ma self... jst can't help it...

Av observed guys pay attention to gals, trying 2 b 9ce to dem even if it meant they'll incure undesirable consequences as a result...
Imagine if the guys in d world decided they're goin 2 ignore gals 4 a whole week... (no staring, being nice, callings, being romantic n as many more U care 2 add )...These n many more will happen...

Legit: NONE of them is good enough for me or anyone. Medical training in Nigeria is a joke. These "so Called" doctors are noting but a medical assistant as they are not exposed to the latest equiptment or innovation. I will never be treated by Nigerian doctors in Nigeria, if I can help it, and will put in my will. My relative had a stroke in nigeria, the dumb Nigerian "so called" doctors could not diagnose it, im not a doctor, and I know the sign of stroke.

My friend was sick in Nigeria, was rushed to an expensive hospital, the doctor gave her an injection, and paralised the poor woman. It is not the fault of the student, they only learned with the little they have. This is why Nigeria medical degree is NOT recognise in most western countries. The hostels is not condusive to learning, with dirty full everywhere. Nigerian education na yeye. Why are all the rich getting out of the country for treatment, even the President. I don't blame them, I have zero respect for these Nigerian Doctor, they're not qualify, the standard is too low. I will not trust my live to the "so Called" nigerian doctors. It is rubbish. This is the truth.

the fact dt u had 2 add "this Is d truth " translates 2 u trying 2 convinced ursef, dt wat u said is true

chimoz: Lol........i think passing your 2nd mbbs should be priority now.
When you are through with med school, junior residency and primary, you will opt to do your residency in surgery and major in paediatric surgery. It's a very Good field but comes with difficulties. Unlike adults, paediatrics can't describe their problem and symptoms for proper diagnosis. So you will be making great use of your judgement and instincts. In paediatric surgery, you will find out that the Anatomy of the of the paediatrics is slightly different from the usual Anatomy you do in 2nd year coupled with the fact that the structures are too tiny hence preventing proper identification. The physiology is different too. The fragile nature of the infant organ also increases the risk of infantile surgeries. But all in all, the tenderness of the infant is something you get to appreciate and love, it comes with emotions.
I wait impatiently to welcome you to the world of paediatric surgery as I wish you Goodluck in your 2nd mbbs.....Enjoy

I luv kids alot ,dey r jst adorable.... it's a really long expedition bt Am braced up 4 d ride... Tanx a thousand bunch..

chimoz: I will pm you later. I have low battery. Which year are you now?

Still Babies Year 3 Sir..

chimoz: Since I started practicing medicine, I have never had a girlfriend. I don't even have time for them, all that matters to me is to go past this residency, become a specialist in paediatric surgery, get my consultancy establish a private clinic. I will stop walking for government once I get my consultancy.

OMG! glad I found U... Still an undergrad Med n Surgery student.... Pediatric Surgery is whr I feel am goin 2 enjoy medicine most....
Sir, wld u mind giving me some hints n advice.... Tanx, as I anticipate ur response...

Was in a ball house, watching dis Arsenal vs Leicester match(I jst dey vex wit wetin arsenal dey play ).Dis dude then made d situation worse.... Dis is wat happened....
*beeb, beeb*...His fone chimed .it was his Gf. Wen he picked she cut d call...
Nw dis is d interesting part ,dis guy had jst N150 on him ( doz tyms wen semester dey hot as guys pocket don dry like Kalahari desert.. lol)
dis dude left d ball house n went 2 buy N100 mtn recharge card jst 2 call dis gal... I dey shame 2 talk am bt d guy na my flat mate... SMH
Nw d question... do u flash ur gfs? ( esp wen u r broke )...

okonja: You need to be whipped...

n wat's ma Sin

pendusky: m.wikihow.com/Curl-Hair

Tanx Mate... does dis work on Men 2?...

Gooci: yu av been telling lies sice 1BC

I jst checked ur dp....
Nw I undastand y u find it hard 2 bliv....
Accept ma condolences...

Guys, Pls Help out.
Hw do I curl my hair..
A step by step description will b most appreciated...

sauceny: since u both are friends; u gatz sit her down & talk sum sence in her maturely..e.g;Girl, u & i hav bin frndz 4 sumtym nw,& i wuldn't wanna hurt u or take advantage of u...U are a beautiful girl,but i really don't feel anytin 2wardz u,wit tym u gonna find ur heart desire....Don't get me wrong girl, i like u alot, i like ur courage & we still gon b frndz #AmSorry.

kai! guy make God bless dt brain of urs...

Gooci: yu av been telling lies sice 1BC

u've bn trolling me?...

okonja: Where is my horse-whip?..

lwkmd... Wetin u wan carry horse-whip do?....

All ma life, av neva asked a gal out.
Av had numerous galfriends;bt one evry occasion, d lady sort of toasted me... Nw Am in a relationship bt dis gal wants me 2 b her BF...
Hw do I calmly n gently tell her We cant....

Beckybeky: Wow romantic

I dey help d guy Shame.... WTF.... dis kind dudes wey go dey fall guys hand.... ®Runs out of thread wearing a Mask ®

Blessed r those who knw wat dey want n go 4 it..... Not minding d Shyness of d Swt Guy.... this is 4 d LADIES

LWKMD.... DIS G MAMA GO TOUGH DURING HER YOUTHFUL DAYS... LOL

Am I d only 1 dt tinks we r already in d CL?... Am nt feeling an iota of doubt.... COYG... Let's kick some Ass...

Cabinbiscuit: All those kain letters we dey write that time... "the sugar in my tea, the stone in my catapult that will kill the Goliath of my life"

Mehn, guys bleeped up in those days.

dis got me laffin so hard.... my pple 4 house don dey wonder if tins fyn... I remember dis Bloke, a friend of mine.. during doz days of love letter writing... d Guy go yan.... Let me b d gun n U shld b my bullet ,n we will kill all our enemies.... I dey wonder who b d enemies...?

redcliff: All these useless men saying they can do without their phones, i know ina type.. either you do not have any thing tangible you are doing for a living or you are still living under a care taker..what the hell is se.x compared to what i can achieve with my phone in one year? Men fuc.kk se..x man..i would choose my phone...

Se.xx starved children.. including the op..how hard can it be to make the decision?

Lolxx... Guy u harsh... bt spot on mate... nt trying 2 deprecate any1 bt seriously only shallow minded n Myopic-sighted pple will choose sex ova dere fone... SMH...Tink it ova...

Jahniece: Yes, ure right, bt "comment"(Verb) is "making remarks or notes".... "Vocalize" strictly works with voice utterances. Thank you

Dearie, d dictionary (wiktionary n 6th edition of Oxford advance learner's ) will suggest odawise... both av 2 do wit "EXPRESSING " an opinion... Expression = wat pple say, WRITE or do... I undastand Ur pt though! unless wit meticulous perusal one can easily misplace wat's meant

Jahniece: Perfect

u knw I view NL as an assemblage of Blokes n ladies in a round table discussion... dts y d word "vocalize " came 2 mind ...
BTW comment is synonymous 2 vocalize...

Medical advice... brk it off....d problems u r likely 2 encounter will trump d luv u once shared... Pls Brk it off....Experience

hannesy: Still searching for d cute guy,anyway is all good shaa give ya self hope heeheeehe

not trying 2 b hostile.... bt y has it become so hard 2 accept dt a guy is cute?...

Jahniece: Well dearie, "Vocalize" is jst a wrong word to use in dis case. Its a writeup

Kk...Swt Lass... Bt wat do u av 2 say abt "comment "

Jahniece: Wats wit d vulgar words The comments so far have been on point.. Y re u itching then? And did u say "Vocalize"?

u av a problem wit dt?...

am kinda sick of nairalanders, a person comes asking a useful question n some ill-trained kiddos come out ranting rubbish... d op is on pt. if u av a pt related 2 his concern den vocalize, if nt den FFS SHUT D F UP....N LEARN.... GOSH!!! Dis forum is beginning 2 loose It's appeal n essence...

@ Op...U r so on pt Man
Currently dating dis chic, bt hell No,I can't talk 2 oda gals esp in her presence, can't post a female friend's foto on ma whatsapp dp. Anytime she cheks n am not home, It's gonna b a Q&A session dt nyt.... @ a pt I got pissed n blurted out... Dats wen she told me lots of tins dt I can't share here. Bt frm evrytin I deduced She loved me so freaking much, Bt She's scared some oda gal is gonna take me away... She's a decent lady 2...beautiful, curvy, yannshilicios n an undergrad nurse...