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Romance / Re: Why Do Most Good Looking Persons Marry Someone Who Is Unattractive? by SwagPower: 9:31am On Feb 14, 2020
ednut1:
The fine boys have dated several fine babes and have noted being fine doesn't mean you have sense.
Word!
Romance / Re: Girls Disgust Me. by SwagPower: 8:54pm On Feb 10, 2020
LordReed:
Late in here but lemme drop my 2 cents.

If you are still feeling this way it is cos you have over indulged. I take a quote I heard years back to heart. It says, when you sit down at a table to eat always get up from that table with an appetite so that you can look forward to eating again. Over indulgence will make you lose appetite and that is what has happened to you.

Take some time off indulging and regain some perspective to life. You need to remember that these are not playthings you are dealing with but actual human beings with more dimensions to them than sex.
Well writ Boss..I still feel that way though..
Nairaland / General / Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by SwagPower: 1:39pm On Feb 09, 2020
Silas6:
This morning as i wan comot 4 house, i wear my tight Jean and I no too like to dey wear boxer under tight jean, cuz e no dey give me joy. So as usual, i no wear boxer or pant, just my tight jean.
Rain fall well well for Ikoyi this morning and una know as Island be, water everywhere...everybody dey find where to hide make rain no touch dem...i see one bank Atm shade for the other side of the road, na dia people stay and space still dey.
But water dey infront of the place so you go need walk down the end of the water to cross the water...me sef bin wan walk to the end of the water oh...naso i see say na fine fine girls dey inside the ATM place...e go make sense if fine boy like me jump the water instead now. Actually, the water no too wide, na something wey person fit jump but nobody just wan take the risk...me i go take am, if i jump am, this fine girls go trip..
Naso i move backwards small....the babes dey look me, me sef cut eye for them come lick lips...i move back well well...come run..as i reach the water, naso i spread leg finish take jump...na ontop the water i dey when i hear Kpraaaaaaa!..my brothers and sisters, i hear kpraaaaaaaa!!!!
...i think say na clap people dey clap for me say i jump wella, my head swell...i spread legs wider..i come notice say fresh air dey enter my body from under, both front and back....i look down see Lagidigbo Akanni Outside dey sing Rain Rain go away...What is your problem u this preeq, did i buy you nursery rhymes book.
E tear reach back, my yansh black well well for under light..i no even know which one to cover, front or back and My people, i use hand hold my problem front and back...come fall yakata inside water siddon dia oh... � � �
...these babes dey look me dey laugh..why do bad things happen to the good ones? ....I need a towel
...Mooomooo Miii
How i wan even take off am give tailor sew?
. Heaven i need a hug ooooo!
Lmao..Baba comot your shirt, tie am for your waist..
Nairaland / General / Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by SwagPower: 1:33pm On Feb 09, 2020
brainhgeek:
..so, I was siting next to the Pastor's roll for that vigil. Everywhere was so quiet save for the preacher's gentle voice. Then came this moment when one Kain demonic breeze blew that made me doze off for few seconds. The next thing I heard was a thunderous sound that shook my chair and overshadowed even the voice of the preacher using microphone. Brethren and sistren in the Lord, I farted!
I couldn't deny it. It was so thunderous that it was the vibration that deported me from dream Land. I couldn't run out of the church, I was almost at the front roll. I couldn't enter the ground, I couldn't lift my head up. The preacher became silent and the once silent congregation erupted into murmuring and laughter.
I waited till it was time for people to start binding their village people in prayers. I jejely sneaked out and located one pathmos where no one could trace me. Immediately the vigil was over, I didn't wait till day break, I sneaked out of the church like a thief.
The trauma of that shame is s hunting me till date. I can drink one #300 coffee anytime I am going for vigil.

grin...Watch your health though..That much coffee might be harmful in the long run..
Nairaland / General / Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by SwagPower: 1:28pm On Feb 09, 2020
Ezemust:
Me wey dey fear snake naim i come go my inlaw house as we dey inside naim we come dey hear people dey shout snake o snake o.instead wey i go jump window naim i come dey form man at home.i cum rush go find stick nd as i dey fear de doam i no notice say d stick wey i carry no strong.na so i come rush hit snake with all my pawa naim d stick come brake nd i come fall ontop d snake.na so i just shiit 4 bodi.my inlaws just dey luk me
gringringrin

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Music/Radio / Re: 2019: Your Best Local And International Artistes/Songs? by SwagPower: 1:02pm On Feb 09, 2020
GraciasMagisco:



Hello please anyone here has the link for hip hop songs?? Wanted a few Em and Lamar's albums as I sorta erased all of mine!! Thanks.

I usually just Google them..But you can try mp3direct.com..

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Sports / Re: Messi Criticizes Eric Abidal For Saying Barca Players Don't Work Hard by SwagPower: 6:04pm On Feb 05, 2020
cRobo:
Messi now feels he owns Barca

He has no right to question the sporting director

Messi is just too full of himself

That why you will never see humble Cristiano Rinaldo in mess like this
Yea Messi has got Clout....of course he owns Barcagrin..Last tym Ronaldo attempted some shii like dt he was banished to farmer's league in Italy by Florentina Perez..LOl..
Only one GOAT

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Family / Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by SwagPower: 5:46pm On Feb 04, 2020
Rarefayol:
She said she will pass the night nd go the next morning, but I have to send her Tfare wic I did.... So she finally came... that night and stood in front of me changing her clothes... Mehn I was like everytin don sup for me oo.. After changing her clothes, I got her sometin to eat... Wen we lay on bed I took move, she decline... I was surprise how would she possibly decline nd she was supposed to go back the next morning...

I persisted but she insisted that she's not running away I should chill until later in the mid night.... Lol I swear I was awake from 11pm to 3:30am I was hard already after seeing her naked early... Around 3:30am or so I took a move again she decline.... I took move again nd she stood up nd grabbed her bag nd ask me to open the door, I did... I was like weytin dey worry diz one... Boom she headed for the gate outside... nd I left my room rushed out to meet her outside, so I can help her open the gate, I know she won't be able to open it. That was how she left
Lawwwd...Baba I gax ask WETIN HAPPEN?!...This is some really weird shii..grin
Phones / Re: Best Phones Under N90,000 In Nigeria (February 2020) by SwagPower: 8:40am On Feb 04, 2020
People really need to start looking Towards Xiaomi..They make great phones with madt specs...grin At very reasonable prices.

The kinda features on my Xiaomi phone confounds the senses sometimes..grin

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Travel / Re: Should Nigerians Retaliate The US Travel Ban By Boycotting American Companies? by SwagPower: 8:30am On Feb 04, 2020
FrLukas:


We are. We haven't risen above the animalistic instinct for self preservation and survival.

That's why the poor kill to get rich and the rich keep stealing for fear of becoming poor in future.
Aptly said..Couldn't have said it better even if I tried..

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Travel / Re: Should Nigerians Retaliate The US Travel Ban By Boycotting American Companies? by SwagPower: 8:25am On Feb 04, 2020
DexterousOne:



Most Nigerians are not well educated

Because patriotism is imbibed in every educational system
But the leaders cause these divisions naturally so that they can keep exploiting and using the people
True that..My delimma though lies in the educated population in Nigeria.Seems we worse than the uneducated..
Family / Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by SwagPower: 12:55am On Feb 04, 2020
Man basically collected TV remote..Na him dey run show..grin

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Sports / Re: Djokovic Wins 2020 Australian Open Men's Final by SwagPower: 7:00pm On Feb 03, 2020
Venerable612:


Smiles- very compelling grin.

I am almost convinced grin. Time will be the judge.
grin Surely I for on will forever respect what Roger brought to Tennis between 2004-2010..Man was virtually unplayable...grin
Sports / Re: Djokovic Wins 2020 Australian Open Men's Final by SwagPower: 6:17pm On Feb 03, 2020
Venerable612:


Hmmm.

Roger Federer is still the greatest of all time.

1. Roger Federer has the most grand slam wins of all time.
2. He has the most ATP tournament victories of all time.
3. Has the record for the longest weeks as World Number 1.

He is commonly recognized as the greatest play.

Until Djokovic meets and beats those records - he is still further below.
True that..But bruh you and I know it only a matter of time before Djokovic beats Roger's 20 Grand slam titles..I'm sure you also know that Djokovic has beaten both Roger and Nadal more than they have beaten him.

The record stands at:
27 wins for The Djoker V 23 wins for Roger
29 wins for The Djoker V 26 wins for Nadal...

If you take apart your love for Roger however justified,You will realize that there is only going to be one GOAT.. And NOVAK DJOKOVIC is his name
Education / Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by SwagPower: 10:10am On Feb 02, 2020
KingAzubuike:

You're not a doctor. Stop claiming what you're not. Do you have an MBBS degree? Answer is NO

grin..What is this?..

In 2020 ,on the first dey of a new month .You decide to be this stupid?..
C'mon bruh..grin

And yes I have an MB;BS degree.
Go and hang yourself..grin
Travel / Re: Should Nigerians Retaliate The US Travel Ban By Boycotting American Companies? by SwagPower: 1:12pm On Feb 01, 2020
FrLukas:


You do have a point here. The Plateau or Benue man will think twice before he defends a Fulani man from a non Nigerian.

And there's no longer lost between the Igbos and the Yorubas.

it's truly worrying, that what you wrote is the everyday reality of many of us

Sometimes I wonder why the white men seem to have a stronger sense for the common good of all ...

We blacks are too individualistic..

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Travel / Re: Should Nigerians Retaliate The US Travel Ban By Boycotting American Companies? by SwagPower: 11:34am On Feb 01, 2020
TerraMessorem:
when they see our leaders, in those meetings, if you look closely enough, you can see them supressing laughter they have zero respect for the president and the other ones their thinking when they see our leaders is, what does he want now not what does nigeria want.
You are surely right and That saddens my spirit beyond measure...
We really need to rewrite the narrative..
But how?..
We've sunk so deep!
Travel / Re: Should Nigerians Retaliate The US Travel Ban By Boycotting American Companies? by SwagPower: 11:22am On Feb 01, 2020
FrLukas:
When South Africans were killing our brothers and we said, let's boycott their products here, how many people stopped using MTN for that period? How many people boycotted Shoprite?

Sorry, that idea, as good as it sounds won't fly.
We as a nation really need to imbibe a very STRONG sense of NATIONALISM..
You attack one of us you attack all of us..But tribalism has so eaten deep into our psyche that achieving this is almost impossible..Therefore the rest of the world will surely continue to treat us like the scum of the earth...

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Education / Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by SwagPower: 7:35pm On Jan 31, 2020
vickydevoka:

Yes it was. David n chibueze. De have de both are specially David. We way no fine just de wish say na we be David. But now na Dem de rush us
Lol..Life funny like dt..
Some people got it all though..grin
Romance / Re: Help! My Sister Is Overbossing Her Husband by SwagPower: 11:27am On Jan 31, 2020
Shormiey:

He said you confront your sister and tell it to her face that she needs to adjust her behaviour towards her hubby or else if pushed to the wall, he will changed totally and finally coming to social media to reel out your trouble won't solve it. ...
Aye aye Sir
Romance / Re: Help! My Sister Is Overbossing Her Husband by SwagPower: 11:24am On Jan 31, 2020
Martinez39s:
Mind your business. A man that fails to man up and develop a strong spine on his own has himself to blame when he is bossed around and used by a woman. He is getting what he deserves, the way you lay your bed is the way you lie on it. If he likes himself, he is the one to make corrections not you. Don't swallow panadol over someone's headache and don't spoil your relationship with your sister because of a man who has decided to be a simpish buffoon. grin grin

Women will always seek to dominate the men in their lives and only the weak and spineless beta trash will let that happen. If you confront your sister to change her behaviour, you will end up being on her bad side and she would RIGHTFULLY ask you to mind your business. If you confront her beta cuck of a husband, grin he will never listen or man up. You can never save beta cùcks except they decide that they want to be saved. Beside, from my experience with beta males, he might be a woman wrapper and inform your sister of your efforts in trying to make him a man. grin grin
Well said Boss..The part about him snitching got me Lmao..grin
Romance / Re: Help! My Sister Is Overbossing Her Husband by SwagPower: 9:07am On Jan 31, 2020
crackkhaus:

You can't help a man who has decided to let a woman run circles around him, trust me you can't.

That subservient nature is already a part of him, let them continue in their marriage like that.
Hear you loud and clear..

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Romance / Re: Why Hausa And Fulani Women Hardly Sleep Around by SwagPower: 3:50pm On Jan 30, 2020
Papanwamaikpe:
probably tomorrow
Too late..Me I sha no dey do LDR By if na hw u wan run am..Carry on Sir..
Romance / Re: Why Hausa And Fulani Women Hardly Sleep Around by SwagPower: 3:38pm On Jan 30, 2020
Papanwamaikpe:
Yea she dry school for kano but her parents base for ph
Omo..Aight..
when she dey go back school?
Romance / Re: Why Hausa And Fulani Women Hardly Sleep Around by SwagPower: 3:32pm On Jan 30, 2020
Papanwamaikpe:
That will be when next she return from school. She's going back any time soon
lIke the babe dey school for another state?
Romance / Re: Why Hausa And Fulani Women Hardly Sleep Around by SwagPower: 3:18pm On Jan 30, 2020
Papanwamaikpe:
She dey shame oh! To look me for face na war sef grin
Be like babe dey nervous around u...Make it a group hangout..u shld both come with friends..Babe fit relax small..then u Sabi hw u go run am from there..
Romance / Re: Why Hausa And Fulani Women Hardly Sleep Around by SwagPower: 3:12pm On Jan 30, 2020
Papanwamaikpe:
Hahahaha I don tell this one say make we go see movie, babe decline oh grin
Wetin be her body language wen Una dey talk?..
Romance / Re: Help! My Sister Is Overbossing Her Husband by SwagPower: 3:10pm On Jan 30, 2020
Aight..I'll just have to leave them to figure it out on their own...

Most of the answers were matured and devoid of insults..(Maybe Nairaland is hoping it's game)

To those that still had to be childish, you were ignored intentionally..and BTW grow up..

Shalom
Romance / Re: Why Hausa And Fulani Women Hardly Sleep Around by SwagPower: 3:06pm On Jan 30, 2020
Papanwamaikpe:
Abeg gimme scope wey I go use win her over. I go appreciate grin
Baba me no get time for plenty talk o..
I let my Eyes and body do the work..
By the time I day Hi..She get river Niger btw her legs..
Romance / Re: Why Hausa And Fulani Women Hardly Sleep Around by SwagPower: 12:22pm On Jan 30, 2020
Papanwamaikpe:
my own Aisha dey do me strong thing oh! I don talk tire. Even on WhatsApp, na No I dey get as reply. And if I upload anything for status na,she go first view am grin

Lol..Her forming too plenty..
Romance / Re: Help! My Sister Is Overbossing Her Husband by SwagPower: 2:36pm On Jan 29, 2020
Blu03:
Simply mind your business.
You're upset that your sisters husband isn't being as assertive and masculine as you think he should. Well thats his choice. Except your sister is a psycho who's endangering his life, the best you can and should do is to politely concern yourself with something else.
I hate dominators cause im a rebel. Others prefer to be submissive.
If you decide to take whatever mgtow advice you get here to your inlaw, you will cause more damage than good.
Talk to him as a man. But dont push that boundary

Well said .. Thanks
Romance / Re: Help! My Sister Is Overbossing Her Husband by SwagPower: 2:09pm On Jan 29, 2020
healthserve:
This is a toxic forum . Sorry in advance as in sure your hopes would be dashed . Make your sister a movie like Tyler Perry's family movie where few people like just you and her would be in attendance. After the movie sets the stage at his end tell her you know she's family but she's toxic and she'll end up losing if she pushes him beyond his ability to continue to bear. If you can't say it to her face. Please don't through social media and maintain a long distance like six months so the counsel would sink in
Boss I'm sure you making a lot of sense..But your diction is kinda hard to decipher..

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