ubunja:
sex is sweet and fun. it can never be overrated. the reason sex is no longer fun is only a few guys get it free while most guys have to pay a high price for it. blame it on Feminism. if you aint handsome you pay. if you're handsome every girl wants you. and since on average only 20% of guys are handsome thats a recipe for disaster.

potent5:
Why don't you just marry yourself and carry your load like this?

Modern careerist women are completely worthless, save for their wombs. They promised us that they wanted to accomplish great things and all that was holding them back was the “patriarchy”. Well now what ladies!? You’ve got nothing holding you back, and an entire government and economy kissing your fat asses! Where are the great works of art!? Where are the great feats of engineering!? Where are the new political philosophies!? Where are the courts of high discourse!?
What has the emancipation of women produced that is worth all of this chaos and suffering? Where are the products!? What are the results!? Women need to be shoved back into the kitchen and have the doors locked. Save for some possible exceptions, the modern woman has proven to be completely worthless pursuing her own vague and childish interests.

Dismantle feminism! Send its prophets to the bog! Let them rot under the swamp of their own lies! I hope for the wailing and psychosis of the modern careerist woman! Frighten our daughters! Prevent them from aspiring to the horrors of your disfigurement

Hector09:
u are mistaking cus i cant tolarate any lady

Modern careerist women are completely worthless, save for their wombs. They promised us that they wanted to accomplish great things and all that was holding them back was the “patriarchy”. Well now what ladies!? You’ve got nothing holding you back, and an entire government and economy kissing your fat asses! Where are the great works of art!? Where are the great feats of engineering!? Where are the new political philosophies!? Where are the courts of high discourse!?
What has the emancipation of women produced that is worth all of this chaos and suffering? Where are the products!? What are the results!? Women need to be shoved back into the kitchen and have the doors locked. Save for some possible exceptions, the modern woman has proven to be completely worthless pursuing her own vague and childish interests.

Dismantle feminism! Send its prophets to the bog! Let them rot under the swamp of their own lies! I hope for the wailing and psychosis of the modern careerist woman! Frighten our daughters! Prevent them from aspiring to the horrors of your disfigurement

koolaid87:
I will wash it for 10 percent of 1m

Modern careerist women are completely worthless, save for their wombs. They promised us that they wanted to accomplish great things and all that was holding them back was the “patriarchy”. Well now what ladies!? You’ve got nothing holding you back, and an entire government and economy kissing your fat asses! Where are the great works of art!? Where are the great feats of engineering!? Where are the new political philosophies!? Where are the courts of high discourse!?
What has the emancipation of women produced that is worth all of this chaos and suffering? Where are the products!? What are the results!? Women need to be shoved back into the kitchen and have the doors locked. Save for some possible exceptions, the modern woman has proven to be completely worthless pursuing her own vague and childish interests.

Dismantle feminism! Send its prophets to the bog! Let them rot under the swamp of their own lies! I hope for the wailing and psychosis of the modern careerist woman! Frighten our daughters! Prevent them from aspiring to the horrors of your disfigurement

Twoclans:


Hmmmm

Buy 21 beautifull gift boxes, and in each box put 21 different gifts. All the gifts must not be very expensive. Let's me just give you an idea

1,a female weavon brush
2,a pack of her favorite lipstick
3,a powder
4, a book
5, a lovely perfume
6, a beautiful dress
7, a bra
8, a beautiful pair of snickers
9, a ticket to watch a lovely movie at the cinema
10, a night dress
11, a shoe
12,, an eye liner
13,a bracelet
14,a wrist watch
15, a phone
16, a deodorant
17, a lovely neck chain
18, a pair of earring
19,a spa payment ticket
20, I leave this space for you
21,i leave this space for you

If d lady aint my mum..den she doent get to av a list like d one above..
Haba!! Some gals sha..

dnt b surprised dis one belongs to d "boxer as bday present crew"..n she dey write list..

Be considerate abeg...

.Dnt take my rant too seriously tho..Shalom

Nofav0rs:
I've used palm oil. But my bestie likes engine oil

Aight Ma..Salud!!

QueenSuccubus:


If u can afford to get silicone base lubricant that's much better but if not, get a water base instead..

Oils and lotions are ok but if u use condom while having anal there is a HUGE tendency ur condom will break..

Aight Ma...seems u well versed in dis ..

Gourdoinc:
Shea butter is the best. add a little saliva through oral on the anus to make things smooother

Heard stg similar too..aight tanx

Nofav0rs:
I'm only trying to help you mate.

Wait ..seriously
.u used engine n palm oil?

cutieme:
OK,use fresh olive oil and thank me later.

Aight..Tanx B..

oh! sorry d tanx comes later

cutieme:
Hope u no be gay o

Haba Nah.!!...me n gf tryin sumtin new..jst want to make it a pleasurable as well as memorable encounter 4 us both..

Nofav0rs:
Engine oil or palm oil

LOL..was dt wat was used on u? .

Matter of urgency..plssss whats the best lubricant to use 4
For anal sex..Some1 said shearbutter..i dnt know how true that is..

TheEminentLaity:
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So, you may be right that truth in this sense is subject to review and but honestly i do not see an alternative. Certainly not god or creator for me.

You seem to b more advanced in ur quest to find d truth..

I op i get dere someday..

4 nw I'll jst bid my time...

Thanks again 4 finding tym to indulge me..

TheEminentLaity:
OK I understand your position. However, you still look at the world/universe as the religious like humans are the centrality of the cosmos. I would only implore you to learn about the universe. Watching animal planet and learning about animals too would make you realise that humans, as much as we want to feel special, are really not.

The Bonobos and Chimpanzees are the closest genetically to humans and you would be amazed how similar we are in behaviour and mannerisms to them if you learn about them.

Truth does not care about anyone's feelings. It is simply what it is: Truth. There is nothing like my truth and your truth. For instance, a live electric cable would shock any human regardless of if they believe it or not. Truth is usually tested and the scientific method is the most reliable way that we know to arrive at truth. Acceleration due to Gravity is 9.8m/s2 because it has not been disproven.

I would want to be special and the creator of the universe to care so much about me but IS IT TRUE? Certainly not. Tales of Father Christmas comforts kids but adults know it's not true.

All I have to say is: "Get ready to be shocked to your marrow when you learn about the universe and animals because you just might find that you or any other person isn't any special"

I was also an evangelising Christian. I believed the shît and hoped to see Jesus but here I am still learning what truth is.

Humans are teleological ie. we create stories and have the ability to believe them more than reality ... that's what marks us distinctly from animals that's why a muslim father would readily kill his offspring wheb they change faith but a deer would rather confront a lioness just to save her offspring.

Keep searching for answers but get rid of your initial assumptions and let logic and critical thinking guide guide you.

U Such an enlightened mind..its actually a priviledge meeting and conversing wit some1 such as u on nairaland..

Bt contrary to ur assumptions i do not feel humans r special.. like we desav a special kinda attention frm d creator of d
universe..

dts y i said..d i believe in a creator bt dts as far as i go..

i do not believe he sees humans as some special component of d universe..special enough to warrant any "special attention"..We myt jsy b one of a million oda live forms in the universe..So we most certainly myt not b d centre of d cosmos..

We breathe,eat n die like every oda" lowly" animal out dere afterall..

N i dnt rily believe truth is an absolute concept..wat is supposedly true 2day myt become false in d not so distant future..

even within science discoveries r made almost everyday dt challenges some "truths" already established by d scientific method...

For instance The Martian canals were a network of gullies and ravines that 19th century scientist mistakenly believed to exist on the red planet...However the Martian canals were proven to be a myth with the advent of greater telescopes and imaging technology...

To a scientist living in the 19th century..the martian canal was the truth for him..But 21st century scientist will av a completely different truth due to d advancement weve achieved ova d yrs..n who is to say mayb a 100yrs frm now..much of wat we believe as "truth "in science 2day will not av bn replaced by "newer truths"..

Heck a new theory may arrive to replace the bigbang... ...

Certain truths r dichotomous..like d electric wire analogy u gave..

bt wen it comes to belief systems or reason..relativity becomes paramount..

the Truth at any pt in Time is wat d knowlegde ,attitudes and advancements of dt tym permit...

TheEminentLaity:


I'm an atheist because there is really nothing that I know and see about the universe, the world, and life that indicates that there is a god or gods. I do not reject the possibility, but even if there was it/she/he/them certainly isn't intelligent and as super as it's percieved to be. Why then is it god?
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Aight Sir..I agree wit almost everytin u said..

Bt dis part above struck me d most..

I av a religious background..a very strong one at dt..some times i myself cant believe i actually doubt d presence of a God and almost completely believe religion is false ..

I used to b a very strong xtian fa.. ...A rily commited one..wit all d fastin and prayers and mountain climbing and self mortifying ..al dt!!...

Whr I'm at ATM Is;

Religion is a manmade entity.. mayb built 4 a gud reason bt has morphed into a monstrous- humanity -devoring -blackness...

I also believe in a creator(mind hw i kip saying creator and not God)..I believe some guy started it all..bt 4 reasons best known to him after d creation he basically let humans operate on deir own n barely interferes in their affairs..hw else can u explain d gross disbalance and utter injustice in d social ordeR of d world...Some av too much...way more dan dey need..yl some die of lack..If sere was a God dere wld av bn more fairness justice in the universe...

I reject d potrayal of God by d religions.He was given too much power by d religionists n wen u measure him/her against dis ludicrous standards God falls flat on his face...


Im still tryna find my own truth about d origin of d world bt ryt whr i am nw...A creator feels more ryt to me dan d bigbang..


Myt change in d future however

TheEminentLaity:


Like evolution, is a very slow process, virtually unobservable in a 100 lifetimes, the formation of stars cannot be observed rather at different points during its formation. I talk about stars because atoms are the links between living and non-living things and they come from the stars.

I appreciate u taking ur tym to explain...Im gon go read up on d big bang and d origin of life..

One more question tho..u said its a very slow process..if stars r formed dt means they whr formed frm sth..Who/what den formed wateva it was dt makes stars..

That's whr i believe a creator comes in..dt entity dt set d ball rolling in d first place...

TheEminentLaity:
all of life are made of atoms. A single cell consists of billions of atoms, the simplest of which is hydrogen.
The kind of reaction that occurs within the stars (the Sun included), which gives it the bright light, is
a very high energy reaction which causes the atoms to combine as one (nuclear fusion) eg. H + H = He. The bigger the star, the higher the energy and the more of these types of reactions. Note, this is unlike the typical chemical reaction where 2 atoms of Hydrogen would give H2 molecule.

Most elements that have been discovered and classified are from stars exploding. Plutonium was created by replicating these nuclear reaction conditions (as in the stars) with isotopes of Uranium.

Each life form can be traced to its fundamental unit, the cell and each cell consists of billions of atoms,
of mostly Carbon and Hydrogen. Under the right conditions, interactions and orientation of atoms would give rise anything we can sense in reality.

How then were these conditions met? I don't know, and haven't looked but here's an interesting article on a paper that attempts to explain: http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/03/researchers-may-have-solved-origin-life-conundrum

Saying 'I don't know, therefore God did it or it must be God' is an ignorant cop-out for seeking answers or explaining anything. Even if we don't discard the possibility, then, which gods? and what do we know now that that god's religious manual explained accurately? Your guess is as good as mine.

The universe is so grand and majestic that even if there was a god it would be ridiculous to say it is human like. There are billions of stars and each have 'planets' in its orbit (the bigger the star, the more 'planets'). So would you bet then that the only planet with conditions suitable for life is Earth? I won't.

If you could understand goat bleats, you would find that their almighty god that created everything would be goat-like, likewise chimps, etc.

Chemists report today that a pair of simple compounds, which would have been abundant on early Earth, can give rise to a network of simple reactions that produce the three major classes of biomolecules—nucleic acids, amino acids, and lipids—needed for the earliest form of life to get its start. ..

frm d article u refered me to..I think I'm beginning to get it..My question tho is hw did d stars dt gave rise to planets dt possess d 3 major classes of biomolecules required for d creation of live tins begin?..

TheEminentLaity:
Heard of Hobble telescope? it was named after Edward Hobble who made an observation with his telescope that the universe was expanding hence it could be deduced that it had a beginning at a single point and the age of the universe could be estimated from calculation.

Stars have been observed to explode from high energy nuclear reactions within them and these explosions birth the 'planets' that revolve around them as well as the elements. The Sun is a medium sized star and would also pop like the others long after we are gone.

Science isn't about beliefs ... no scientist worth his mettle would want anyone to believe them but rather to understand. Nothing is by divine revelation, the 'whys' and the 'hows' have brought humanity this far.

If you could telescope and look into the night sky and you'd be amazed, then you'd understand the fascination of Galileo and those after him. Science begins with the stars.

Religion has never explained correctly any physical phenomena, why start in 2018?

Yea heard abt d hubble telescope..cant say i knoe much ant it tho..My question tho s hw did life on earth begin?..

D stars exploded n gave birth to planets..bt hw did life begin on dis planets...taking into nt d vast array of living tins dere r....

TheEminentLaity:
It's based on the assumption that they've read the whole bible more than once. Hard not to be athiest seeing the so called 'word of God' reading like sadist war manual. The book of Revelation is the minefield for the neurotic. Check MrPresident1 and annyplenty posts always apocalyptic delusions calculating when Jesus would come take them away

But yeah ... some sincerely believe the fables it should be the lower cadres ... I'd bet the GOs are atheists. Hence, the way they extort all under them.

Yes boss..U ryt I guess..

pri3stess:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNDGgL73ihY

A whole video..aight ma..tanx

pri3stess:

I stated that I believe in evolution. I believe in science. I think creationism is BS.

I actually believe in creationism..just noy d way the religionists describe it..i jst feel the bigbang is a load of hokum!..pls some learned mind shld help me explain d bigbang..dnt use big words ..i'm not dt smart!

TheEminentLaity:
It's wise to remain in your church and apologise to avoid unnecessary strain in your marriage and family. It's all a front and I believe most pastors are atheists anyway. Better to be assumed a believer than speak just to gather enemies.

As for your children, always encourage them to think for themselves and try to provide good books to broaden their horizon. They'll be fine

I hold d same belief as regards pastors being atheists..bt i wldnt go as far as to say "most"..Some genuinely beieve on d fables,a minute population r borderline neurotic...
Power of shared delusions..

TheEminentLaity:
and the massacre of a whole family including children by Joshua because the father kept some spoils after the collapse of the wall. Of course, instructed by god.

More recent is the Nathanyahu led Israeli government killing unarmed palistinian protesters after the US moved their embassy to Jerusalem. Not surprising to see US evangelicals jubilating over a biblical prophecy. Who cares if all the unarmed people including children are struck dead by the military. I read they even invited Pastor Chris Oyakhilome.

Of course dey did..shows everytin wrong wit religions..as long as tins r grt for me fvck evrybody else...

of cousre dey'll jubilate d way d children of israel jubilated as dey slaughtered innocent amalekites,canaanites and d rest...

Some times i feel to b deeply religuous u nid to av a hrt of stone.. one dt doesnt empathize wit d plights of humans dt no share ur beliefs...

Funny tin is d xtian population in Israel is maegre behind judaist and muslims..

Bt some twisted book told dem d israelites r gods chosen race..(God being racist BTW) and so Israel can dump a nuclear war head in palestine and d xtians will applaud dem..

Laeroy:



Ah..... Apologize in the front of the church, that would be too much for me...
I might be forced to just declare to them who I am....which would further worsen the issue.......
Imagine apologizing for your faith and belief...

Lying against yourself just to please people...this hurts, but I guess it's a sacrifice I need to make for my family and loved ones.....

Thank U so much bro....

Sis pls dnt declare who u r o..abeg!!

in front of a whole congregation of jugemental n holier dan thou xtians?..pls dnt!!

..A tym will come in d not so distant future whr one can freely express their faith or lack of it n not termed devil worshippers or outrighly persecuted..

Bt till den act like every1 else 2 d best of ur ability..I'm nt saying b a coward..bt 4 d sake of ur hubby n kids n parents pls jst hold off wit d declaration..

Apologizing ..especialy wen u didnt do anytin wrong is damn hard..Bt we all who thirst n reach 4 greatness av to do hard tins now and den..

Ull b fyn!..

Ironically..reading d bible led me away frm religion and d biblical God..I cldnt undastand hw a God makes all humans and den decides to choose one frm among dis millions "The Israelites" and call dem his pple...

yl also ordering dem to go on genocidal sprees killing oda tribes and pple...

The story dt rent ma heart d most was the one in d 1st book of Samuel..whr God commanded d Israelites to utterly exterminate the amalekites including women ,children and babies...Saul den spared some of d Animals and god was so pissed!!

not becos dis man murdered babies at deir mothers' breast bt becos he spared a few animals...

It was too much to stomach ..the bible as far as i know ..the old testament especially is jst a history of the wars and conquest of the isrealites ..shikenan!..

Being free of dt mental slavery has markedly improved my quality of life and my appreciation for my fellow man..