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TV/Movies / Re: Who's Ur Funniest Character In GAME OF THRONES... by SwagPower: 10:01am On Sep 25, 2014
Fumzybabe: Tyrion. Lannister..... even his handsome face made me laugh... And his way with women!
U really fond of him... Tyrion is witty bt funny BRONN wins all d tym...
TV/Movies / Re: Who's Ur Funniest Character In GAME OF THRONES... by SwagPower: 9:58am On Sep 25, 2014
Crixina: Tyrion all the way,he made it a bit fun for me.
To think that the other time on nairaland people were actually saying that movie beats Spartacus.
Public confession... I was one of doz guys... Bt I rescind ma posit... grin
TV/Movies / Re: Who's Ur Funniest Character In GAME OF THRONES... by SwagPower: 11:53am On Sep 24, 2014
Csami: Tyrion: the lord of light wants his enemies burnt, the drown god want his enemies drown. Where is the god of t!ts and wine?
Lolzxxx... yh dat was hilarious...

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Education / Re: Two UNILORIN Students Get Merrill Lynch Appointments! by SwagPower: 10:19pm On Sep 23, 2014
francleanflexy:
meaning ?
Asking dt kind of question nw...
10 yrs witout STRIKE.
Family / Re: Your Little Daughter Has A Boyfriend. First Reaction? by SwagPower: 3:51pm On Sep 23, 2014
Kanwulia:

Amen o!
S4! cool
Ah!me still dey 2...4 dey comot dis mnth abi?..
Education / Re: Two UNILORIN Students Get Merrill Lynch Appointments! by SwagPower: 3:42pm On Sep 23, 2014
francleanflexy: no strick in unilorin ?
How true ?
hav u bn in dis country atall...?...
Family / Re: Your Little Daughter Has A Boyfriend. First Reaction? by SwagPower: 11:15am On Sep 23, 2014
Kanwulia:



Oh yes oh! Na so egg dey take rotten for h-inside fridge abi?


After she watch the LIVE RITUAL OF ABORTION FINISH. . . . I GO TIE THAT HER USSSSSSSSSELESS AZZZE TO THE ABORTION TABLE. . . OPEN HER STOOPID NYANSH WIDE. . . . AND SHARPEN 2 CUTLASSES AROUND HER NECK. . . . grin
Ask her quietly. . . . 'DO YOU 'COPY'. . .OR SHOULD I 'ROGER' YOU'? grin

If she see man. . . she go RRRRRRRRRRRRRUN FAR!
Boyfriend ko. . . .NANZENZE!
Then face the so-called boyfriend's PARENTS! I WILL DRIVE STRAIGHT TO HIS HOUSE TO GO AND RAISE HELL DIA FOR 24 HOURS!. . . CUSSING AND SWEARING UP AND DOWN THEIR STREET NAYKED!!!! kiss

I will not even address the so called randy-puppy who started phocking IN UTERO!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Like asssssshawo fada. . . like SUPER ASSSSSHAWO SON! No be im papa teach am how to phock? angry
BASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTARDS!!!! angry


Yes o! Revenge is SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! A huge fan! cool
AMERICANS TOOOOOOOOO FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!
Shegey!!!! cool




Where the heck is NOLAN ROSS? cry
Omor... U case no b hear o....Lolzxxx... wat season r U?...
TV/Movies / Re: Who's Ur Funniest Character In GAME OF THRONES... by SwagPower: 4:07pm On Sep 22, 2014
pickabeau1: funny?

for me its tyrion
kkk...U instance My Lady...
TV/Movies / Re: Who's Ur Funniest Character In GAME OF THRONES... by SwagPower: 4:06pm On Sep 22, 2014
tomsniel: tywin lannister.... grin
Really.... Hw is Tywin d father of Tyrion funny...
Family / Re: Your Little Daughter Has A Boyfriend. First Reaction? by SwagPower: 3:42pm On Sep 22, 2014
Kanwulia: Just take her to an abortion clinic to observe a LIFE PROCEDURE.

Simple! kiss

Lolzxxx.. tru talk... BTW U a revenge fan?
TV/Movies / Who's Ur Funniest Character In GAME OF THRONES... by SwagPower: 3:29pm On Sep 22, 2014
It's bn a few months since d last episode of GOT was aired bt I still remember it like it was yesterday...
Awaiting Season 5 wich is set to air nxt Yr 2015,I've bn keeping ma GOT memory Up-to-date...
We love d characters on GOT, fond of Some n Detest some ( whr r d Joffery Haters.. lolx )...
Bt who among dem all is d funniest?... n give an instance of their jokes... Lolzxxx

4 Moi it's BRONN (Tyrion's Sellsword /Commander of the City watch )....

$ Tyrion: if I ask U 2 murder an innocent child, wld u do it witout asking a question?
BRONN: witout a question? No! I'll ask Hw. Much... (dis is as quaint as it is funny )

$ Tyrion: U father beat U
BRONN:Bt my mother hit harder...

$ Tyrion: I tot we r friends
BRONN: We r. Bt am a Sellsword. I sell ma sword, I dnt loan it out 2 friends as a favour

$ Tyrion: it's d prince of dorne we r waiting 4 nt one of Ur Sellsword friends
BRONN: If He's so damn important, Hw come dey sent U 2 meet him

$ Tyrion: if U r famous 4 f**kin half of westeros n jst arrived @ d capital after 2 wks of bad road.Whr wld U go
BRONN: I'll probably go 2 sleep. Am getting old...

$ Oberyn: N who r U? his hired-killer?..
BRONN: Aye, dt I was. Now am a Knight
Oberyn:he did Dt come 2 pass
BRONN: killed d ryt pple I suppose

$ Jamie: My brother tells me u can keep ur mouth shut. An unusual talent 4 a Sellsword.
BRONN:He tells me u shit Gold Jst likr ur father.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 21st September 2014 by SwagPower: 6:47pm On Sep 21, 2014
sammycarz: The Chelsea fans at the Etihad are chanting about Lampard. That's the difference between us and others #Class
I find it strange n quaint, events unbelievable 2 Associate Chelsea n d word 'CLASS....Plsss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 21st September 2014 by SwagPower: 6:36pm On Sep 21, 2014
ogawisdom: Anoda three points in d bag tongue hazard is a wizard n costa is simply superb
Oga hw market?... Lolzxxx
Romance / Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by SwagPower: 4:02pm On Sep 19, 2014
[quote author=Superstar007]Okay, this is suppose to be fun. Sometimes, when breaking up people comeup with relatively flimsy excuses which are sometimes outrightly ridiculous.

I actually got the idea from the hash tag #naijabreakuplines that have been trending on twitter for more than a day now.
So, We'll be taking a look at some of those lines. . .feel free to add yours grin grin


"Gf: bae tomorrow is my birthday
Bf: are you trying to say I have no memory?
Gf: no ooo
Bf: so are you saying I'm a liar
Gf: Haba! No
Bf : Haba right? Its over!
Guy y na? u done make me laf sotey I hit ma head 4 wall... angry[quote author=Superstar007]Okay, this is suppose to be fun. Sometimes, when breaking up people comeup with relatively flimsy excuses which are sometimes outrightly ridiculous.

I actually got the idea from the hash tag #naijabreakuplines that have been trending on twitter for more than a day now.
So, We'll be taking a look at some of those lines. . .feel free to add yours grin grin


"Gf: bae tomorrow is my birthday
Bf: are you trying to say I have no memory?
Gf: no ooo
Bf: so are you saying I'm a liar
Gf: Haba! No
Bf : Haba right? Its over!
Guy y na? u done make me laf sotey I hit ma head 4 wall... Lolzxxx

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Romance / Re: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by SwagPower: 5:31pm On Sep 12, 2014
Godditex: Real Niggaz don't wait for ladies green light, rather, they flash their own light thereby becoming the centre of attraction for the ladies.....That's my way!
I salute U man... U jst murdered d thread..

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Politics / Re: States And The Name Of Their Inhabitants by SwagPower: 5:16pm On Sep 12, 2014
Aitee1: I'm from the land of uncommon transformation

We can't even remember the beloved name of the state again grin

So don't bother asking which state has that title if u don't know already

Oya...Apc die on top my post tongue
I go ask o...which state is dt?
Politics / Re: States And The Name Of Their Inhabitants by SwagPower: 5:15pm On Sep 12, 2014
arewanationz: I am from Anambra, The Baby factory state cool
guy,r u 4 real?
dis thread was nt opened 2 accommodate Ethnic insults pls...
let's b Constructive
Politics / Re: States And The Name Of Their Inhabitants by SwagPower: 5:11pm On Sep 12, 2014
Rocktation:

If you say so, bro...
When is dt goin 2 happen?..
Politics / Re: States And The Name Of Their Inhabitants by SwagPower: 4:47pm On Sep 12, 2014
valmunich:
Onitsha was better compared to the hell I'm seeing here
wich 1 u dey nw... Na Delta or ....
Politics / Re: States And The Name Of Their Inhabitants by SwagPower: 4:45pm On Sep 12, 2014
Rocktation: Deltans...the big heart. But we go soon turn to Anioma. No idea wetin dem go call us by then.
Una go turn Aniomans nw grin
Politics / Re: States And The Name Of Their Inhabitants by SwagPower: 4:44pm On Sep 12, 2014
merit12: This space is not for sale it is for pdp stay clear
which 1 b ur own state Merit
Politics / Re: States And The Name Of Their Inhabitants by SwagPower: 4:43pm On Sep 12, 2014
Vig86: Enugu state. We are called 042 guys/babes. Coal city, the only state in the South East region. The L.A of Nigeria.
Haha... bt officially wetin b una title
Politics / States And The Name Of Their Inhabitants by SwagPower: 4:11pm On Sep 12, 2014
Hello Fellas, state d name of Ur state of origin n tell us wat U r called n Ur state's slogan...
Am frm Niger.
We r called Nigerlites
Slogan is Power state.... Ova 2 U....

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Romance / Re: ... by SwagPower: 3:52pm On Sep 12, 2014
amiskurie: Disappointed








She won't qualify if she contest to be my girlfriend.
Say dt again

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Romance / Re: Am I The Most Handsome Dude On Nairaland? by SwagPower: 3:48pm On Sep 12, 2014
Get me Horse whip abeg... dis guy nid correct Flogging... dis is a humongous disrespect 2 all d fresh Guys on NL
Romance / Re: A Thread For Guys With Pride!!! by SwagPower: 2:42pm On Sep 12, 2014
Unionised:

Yes Sir, time waits for no man.
Spend that PRECIOUS TIME with your WOMEN learning THE ROPES.
Cheers Bro...
Romance / Re: A Thread For Guys With Pride!!! by SwagPower: 11:26am On Sep 12, 2014
Unionised:

Don't take this as an insult.

But you need to read my comment again.

Ask your women first.

Comprehension...
Dnt take dis an an insult either
Bt dude I ain't got tym 2 spend on dudes like U... On 2 d nxt One
Romance / Re: A Thread For Guys With Pride!!! by SwagPower: 11:26am On Sep 12, 2014
Unionised:

Don't take this as an insult.

But you need to read my comment again.

Ask your women first.

Comprehension...
Dnt take dis an an insult either
Bt dude I ain't got tym 2 spend on dudes like U... On 2 nxt One
Romance / Re: A Thread For Guys With Pride!!! by SwagPower: 9:29am On Sep 12, 2014
Unionised:

Don't take this as an insult.

But you need to ask the WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE that question.
Don't take dis as an insult.
Bt r u retarded or Dyslexic.
(Question 4 d ladies )
since wen u turn lady
Abi u b TranSex... Some dudes sef... SMH
Romance / Re: A Thread For Guys With Pride!!! by SwagPower: 6:34pm On Sep 11, 2014
Baddestguyp: you dat was woman wrapper-ing on d other thread grin
Kai! BUSTED
Romance / Re: A Thread For Guys With Pride!!! by SwagPower: 6:27pm On Sep 11, 2014
Rapmoney:

U are an idio.t!!!
Bruh, dis statement jst betrayed d essence of real Class n ego... y na... U 4 jst ignore d Bloke jor

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