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Fumzybabe: Tyrion. Lannister..... even his handsome face made me laugh... And his way with women!

U really fond of him... Tyrion is witty bt funny BRONN wins all d tym...

Crixina: Tyrion all the way,he made it a bit fun for me.
To think that the other time on nairaland people were actually saying that movie beats Spartacus.

Public confession... I was one of doz guys... Bt I rescind ma posit...

Csami: Tyrion: the lord of light wants his enemies burnt, the drown god want his enemies drown. Where is the god of t!ts and wine?

Lolzxxx... yh dat was hilarious...

francleanflexy: meaning ?

Asking dt kind of question nw...
10 yrs witout STRIKE.

Kanwulia: Amen o!
S4!

Ah!me still dey 2...4 dey comot dis mnth abi?..

francleanflexy: no strick in unilorin ?
How true ?

hav u bn in dis country atall...?...

Kanwulia: Oh yes oh! Na so egg dey take rotten for h-inside fridge abi?


After she watch the LIVE RITUAL OF ABORTION FINISH. . . . I GO TIE THAT HER USSSSSSSSSELESS AZZZE TO THE ABORTION TABLE. . . OPEN HER STOOPID NYANSH WIDE. . . . AND SHARPEN 2 CUTLASSES AROUND HER NECK. . . .
Ask her quietly. . . . 'DO YOU 'COPY'. . .OR SHOULD I 'ROGER' YOU'?

If she see man. . . she go RRRRRRRRRRRRRUN FAR!
Boyfriend ko. . . .NANZENZE!
Then face the so-called boyfriend's PARENTS! I WILL DRIVE STRAIGHT TO HIS HOUSE TO GO AND RAISE HELL DIA FOR 24 HOURS!. . . CUSSING AND SWEARING UP AND DOWN THEIR STREET NAYKED!!!!

I will not even address the so called randy-puppy who started phocking IN UTERO!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Like asssssshawo fada. . . like SUPER ASSSSSHAWO SON! No be im papa teach am how to phock?
BASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTARDS!!!!


Yes o! Revenge is SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! A huge fan!
AMERICANS TOOOOOOOOO FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!
Shegey!!!!


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Where the heck is NOLAN ROSS?

Omor... U case no b hear o....Lolzxxx... wat season r U?...

pickabeau1: funny?

for me its tyrion

kkk...U instance My Lady...

tomsniel: tywin lannister....

Really.... Hw is Tywin d father of Tyrion funny...

Kanwulia: Just take her to an abortion clinic to observe a LIFE PROCEDURE.

Simple!

Lolzxxx.. tru talk... BTW U a revenge fan?

It's bn a few months since d last episode of GOT was aired bt I still remember it like it was yesterday...
Awaiting Season 5 wich is set to air nxt Yr 2015,I've bn keeping ma GOT memory Up-to-date...
We love d characters on GOT, fond of Some n Detest some ( whr r d Joffery Haters.. lolx )...
Bt who among dem all is d funniest?... n give an instance of their jokes... Lolzxxx

4 Moi it's BRONN (Tyrion's Sellsword /Commander of the City watch )....

$ Tyrion: if I ask U 2 murder an innocent child, wld u do it witout asking a question?
BRONN: witout a question? No! I'll ask Hw. Much... (dis is as quaint as it is funny )

$ Tyrion: U father beat U
BRONN:Bt my mother hit harder...

$ Tyrion: I tot we r friends
BRONN: We r. Bt am a Sellsword. I sell ma sword, I dnt loan it out 2 friends as a favour

$ Tyrion: it's d prince of dorne we r waiting 4 nt one of Ur Sellsword friends
BRONN: If He's so damn important, Hw come dey sent U 2 meet him

$ Tyrion: if U r famous 4 f**kin half of westeros n jst arrived @ d capital after 2 wks of bad road.Whr wld U go
BRONN: I'll probably go 2 sleep. Am getting old...

$ Oberyn: N who r U? his hired-killer?..
BRONN: Aye, dt I was. Now am a Knight
Oberyn:he did Dt come 2 pass
BRONN: killed d ryt pple I suppose

$ Jamie: My brother tells me u can keep ur mouth shut. An unusual talent 4 a Sellsword.
BRONN:He tells me u shit Gold Jst likr ur father.

sammycarz: The Chelsea fans at the Etihad are chanting about Lampard. That's the difference between us and others #Class

I find it strange n quaint, events unbelievable 2 Associate Chelsea n d word 'CLASS....Plsss

ogawisdom: Anoda three points in d bag hazard is a wizard n costa is simply superb

Oga hw market?... Lolzxxx

[quote author=Superstar007]Okay, this is suppose to be fun. Sometimes, when breaking up people comeup with relatively flimsy excuses which are sometimes outrightly ridiculous.

I actually got the idea from the hash tag #naijabreakuplines that have been trending on twitter for more than a day now.
So, We'll be taking a look at some of those lines. . .feel free to add yours


"Gf: bae tomorrow is my birthday
Bf: are you trying to say I have no memory?
Gf: no ooo
Bf: so are you saying I'm a liar
Gf: Haba! No
Bf : Haba right? Its over!
Guy y na? u done make me laf sotey I hit ma head 4 wall... [quote author=Superstar007]Okay, this is suppose to be fun. Sometimes, when breaking up people comeup with relatively flimsy excuses which are sometimes outrightly ridiculous.

I actually got the idea from the hash tag #naijabreakuplines that have been trending on twitter for more than a day now.
So, We'll be taking a look at some of those lines. . .feel free to add yours


"Gf: bae tomorrow is my birthday
Bf: are you trying to say I have no memory?
Gf: no ooo
Bf: so are you saying I'm a liar
Gf: Haba! No
Bf : Haba right? Its over!
Guy y na? u done make me laf sotey I hit ma head 4 wall... Lolzxxx

Godditex: Real Niggaz don't wait for ladies green light, rather, they flash their own light thereby becoming the centre of attraction for the ladies.....That's my way!

I salute U man... U jst murdered d thread..

Aitee1: I'm from the land of uncommon transformation

We can't even remember the beloved name of the state again

So don't bother asking which state has that title if u don't know already

Oya...Apc die on top my post

I go ask o...which state is dt?

arewanationz: I am from Anambra, The Baby factory state

guy,r u 4 real?
dis thread was nt opened 2 accommodate Ethnic insults pls...
let's b Constructive

Rocktation: If you say so, bro...

When is dt goin 2 happen?..

valmunich: Onitsha was better compared to the hell I'm seeing here

wich 1 u dey nw... Na Delta or ....

Rocktation: Deltans...the big heart. But we go soon turn to Anioma. No idea wetin dem go call us by then.

Una go turn Aniomans nw

merit12: This space is not for sale it is for pdp stay clear

which 1 b ur own state Merit

Vig86: Enugu state. We are called 042 guys/babes. Coal city, the only state in the South East region. The L.A of Nigeria.

Haha... bt officially wetin b una title

Hello Fellas, state d name of Ur state of origin n tell us wat U r called n Ur state's slogan...
Am frm Niger.
We r called Nigerlites
Slogan is Power state.... Ova 2 U....

amiskurie: Disappointed








She won't qualify if she contest to be my girlfriend.

Say dt again

Get me Horse whip abeg... dis guy nid correct Flogging... dis is a humongous disrespect 2 all d fresh Guys on NL

Unionised: Yes Sir, time waits for no man.
Spend that PRECIOUS TIME with your WOMEN learning THE ROPES.

Cheers Bro...

Unionised: Don't take this as an insult.

But you need to read my comment again.

Ask your women first.

Comprehension...

Dnt take dis an an insult either
Bt dude I ain't got tym 2 spend on dudes like U... On 2 d nxt One

Unionised: Don't take this as an insult.

But you need to read my comment again.

Ask your women first.

Comprehension...

Dnt take dis an an insult either
Bt dude I ain't got tym 2 spend on dudes like U... On 2 nxt One

Unionised: Don't take this as an insult.

But you need to ask the WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE that question.

Don't take dis as an insult.
Bt r u retarded or Dyslexic.
(Question 4 d ladies )
since wen u turn lady
Abi u b TranSex... Some dudes sef... SMH

Baddestguyp: you dat was woman wrapper-ing on d other thread

Kai! BUSTED

Rapmoney: U are an idio.t!!!

Bruh, dis statement jst betrayed d essence of real Class n ego... y na... U 4 jst ignore d Bloke jor