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TV/Movies / Re: Who's Ur Funniest Character In GAME OF THRONES... by SwagPower: 10:01am On Sep 25, 2014 |
Fumzybabe: Tyrion. Lannister..... even his handsome face made me laugh... And his way with women!U really fond of him... Tyrion is witty bt funny BRONN wins all d tym... |
TV/Movies / Re: Who's Ur Funniest Character In GAME OF THRONES... by SwagPower: 9:58am On Sep 25, 2014 |
Crixina: Tyrion all the way,he made it a bit fun for me.Public confession... I was one of doz guys... Bt I rescind ma posit... |
TV/Movies / Re: Who's Ur Funniest Character In GAME OF THRONES... by SwagPower: 11:53am On Sep 24, 2014 |
Csami: Tyrion: the lord of light wants his enemies burnt, the drown god want his enemies drown. Where is the god of t!ts and wine?Lolzxxx... yh dat was hilarious... 1 Like |
Education / Re: Two UNILORIN Students Get Merrill Lynch Appointments! by SwagPower: 10:19pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
francleanflexy:Asking dt kind of question nw... 10 yrs witout STRIKE. |
Family / Re: Your Little Daughter Has A Boyfriend. First Reaction? by SwagPower: 3:51pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
Kanwulia:Ah!me still dey 2...4 dey comot dis mnth abi?.. |
Education / Re: Two UNILORIN Students Get Merrill Lynch Appointments! by SwagPower: 3:42pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
francleanflexy: no strick in unilorin ?hav u bn in dis country atall...?... |
Family / Re: Your Little Daughter Has A Boyfriend. First Reaction? by SwagPower: 11:15am On Sep 23, 2014 |
Kanwulia:Omor... U case no b hear o....Lolzxxx... wat season r U?... |
TV/Movies / Re: Who's Ur Funniest Character In GAME OF THRONES... by SwagPower: 4:07pm On Sep 22, 2014 |
pickabeau1: funny?kkk...U instance My Lady... |
TV/Movies / Re: Who's Ur Funniest Character In GAME OF THRONES... by SwagPower: 4:06pm On Sep 22, 2014 |
tomsniel: tywin lannister....Really.... Hw is Tywin d father of Tyrion funny... |
Family / Re: Your Little Daughter Has A Boyfriend. First Reaction? by SwagPower: 3:42pm On Sep 22, 2014 |
Kanwulia: Just take her to an abortion clinic to observe a LIFE PROCEDURE.Lolzxxx.. tru talk... BTW U a revenge fan? |
TV/Movies / Who's Ur Funniest Character In GAME OF THRONES... by SwagPower: 3:29pm On Sep 22, 2014 |
It's bn a few months since d last episode of GOT was aired bt I still remember it like it was yesterday... Awaiting Season 5 wich is set to air nxt Yr 2015,I've bn keeping ma GOT memory Up-to-date... We love d characters on GOT, fond of Some n Detest some ( whr r d Joffery Haters.. lolx )... Bt who among dem all is d funniest?... n give an instance of their jokes... Lolzxxx 4 Moi it's BRONN (Tyrion's Sellsword /Commander of the City watch ).... $ Tyrion: if I ask U 2 murder an innocent child, wld u do it witout asking a question? BRONN: witout a question? No! I'll ask Hw. Much... (dis is as quaint as it is funny ) $ Tyrion: U father beat U BRONN:Bt my mother hit harder... $ Tyrion: I tot we r friends BRONN: We r. Bt am a Sellsword. I sell ma sword, I dnt loan it out 2 friends as a favour $ Tyrion: it's d prince of dorne we r waiting 4 nt one of Ur Sellsword friends BRONN: If He's so damn important, Hw come dey sent U 2 meet him $ Tyrion: if U r famous 4 f**kin half of westeros n jst arrived @ d capital after 2 wks of bad road.Whr wld U go BRONN: I'll probably go 2 sleep. Am getting old... $ Oberyn: N who r U? his hired-killer?.. BRONN: Aye, dt I was. Now am a Knight Oberyn:he did Dt come 2 pass BRONN: killed d ryt pple I suppose $ Jamie: My brother tells me u can keep ur mouth shut. An unusual talent 4 a Sellsword. BRONN:He tells me u shit Gold Jst likr ur father. 2 Likes
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 21st September 2014 by SwagPower: 6:47pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
sammycarz: The Chelsea fans at the Etihad are chanting about Lampard. That's the difference between us and others #ClassI find it strange n quaint, events unbelievable 2 Associate Chelsea n d word 'CLASS....Plsss |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 21st September 2014 by SwagPower: 6:36pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
ogawisdom: Anoda three points in d bag hazard is a wizard n costa is simply superbOga hw market?... Lolzxxx |
Romance / Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by SwagPower: 4:02pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
[quote author=Superstar007]Okay, this is suppose to be fun. Sometimes, when breaking up people comeup with relatively flimsy excuses which are sometimes outrightly ridiculous. I actually got the idea from the hash tag #naijabreakuplines that have been trending on twitter for more than a day now. So, We'll be taking a look at some of those lines. . .feel free to add yours "Gf: bae tomorrow is my birthday Bf: are you trying to say I have no memory? Gf: no ooo Bf: so are you saying I'm a liar Gf: Haba! No Bf : Haba right? Its over! Guy y na? u done make me laf sotey I hit ma head 4 wall... [quote author=Superstar007]Okay, this is suppose to be fun. Sometimes, when breaking up people comeup with relatively flimsy excuses which are sometimes outrightly ridiculous. I actually got the idea from the hash tag #naijabreakuplines that have been trending on twitter for more than a day now. So, We'll be taking a look at some of those lines. . .feel free to add yours "Gf: bae tomorrow is my birthday Bf: are you trying to say I have no memory? Gf: no ooo Bf: so are you saying I'm a liar Gf: Haba! No Bf : Haba right? Its over! Guy y na? u done make me laf sotey I hit ma head 4 wall... Lolzxxx 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by SwagPower: 5:31pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Godditex: Real Niggaz don't wait for ladies green light, rather, they flash their own light thereby becoming the centre of attraction for the ladies.....That's my way!I salute U man... U jst murdered d thread.. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: States And The Name Of Their Inhabitants by SwagPower: 5:16pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Aitee1: I'm from the land of uncommon transformationI go ask o...which state is dt? |
Politics / Re: States And The Name Of Their Inhabitants by SwagPower: 5:15pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
arewanationz: I am from Anambra, The Baby factory stateguy,r u 4 real? dis thread was nt opened 2 accommodate Ethnic insults pls... let's b Constructive |
Politics / Re: States And The Name Of Their Inhabitants by SwagPower: 5:11pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Rocktation:When is dt goin 2 happen?.. |
Politics / Re: States And The Name Of Their Inhabitants by SwagPower: 4:47pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
valmunich:wich 1 u dey nw... Na Delta or .... |
Politics / Re: States And The Name Of Their Inhabitants by SwagPower: 4:45pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Rocktation: Deltans...the big heart. But we go soon turn to Anioma. No idea wetin dem go call us by then.Una go turn Aniomans nw |
Politics / Re: States And The Name Of Their Inhabitants by SwagPower: 4:44pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
merit12: This space is not for sale it is for pdp stay clearwhich 1 b ur own state Merit |
Politics / Re: States And The Name Of Their Inhabitants by SwagPower: 4:43pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Vig86: Enugu state. We are called 042 guys/babes. Coal city, the only state in the South East region. The L.A of Nigeria.Haha... bt officially wetin b una title |
Politics / States And The Name Of Their Inhabitants by SwagPower: 4:11pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Hello Fellas, state d name of Ur state of origin n tell us wat U r called n Ur state's slogan... Am frm Niger. We r called Nigerlites Slogan is Power state.... Ova 2 U.... 1 Like |
Romance / Re: ... by SwagPower: 3:52pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
amiskurie: DisappointedSay dt again 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Am I The Most Handsome Dude On Nairaland? by SwagPower: 3:48pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Get me Horse whip abeg... dis guy nid correct Flogging... dis is a humongous disrespect 2 all d fresh Guys on NL |
Romance / Re: A Thread For Guys With Pride!!! by SwagPower: 2:42pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Unionised:Cheers Bro... |
Romance / Re: A Thread For Guys With Pride!!! by SwagPower: 11:26am On Sep 12, 2014 |
Unionised:Dnt take dis an an insult either Bt dude I ain't got tym 2 spend on dudes like U... On 2 d nxt One |
Romance / Re: A Thread For Guys With Pride!!! by SwagPower: 11:26am On Sep 12, 2014 |
Unionised:Dnt take dis an an insult either Bt dude I ain't got tym 2 spend on dudes like U... On 2 nxt One |
Romance / Re: A Thread For Guys With Pride!!! by SwagPower: 9:29am On Sep 12, 2014 |
Unionised:Don't take dis as an insult. Bt r u retarded or Dyslexic. (Question 4 d ladies ) since wen u turn lady Abi u b TranSex... Some dudes sef... SMH |
Romance / Re: A Thread For Guys With Pride!!! by SwagPower: 6:34pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
Baddestguyp: you dat was woman wrapper-ing on d other threadKai! BUSTED |
Romance / Re: A Thread For Guys With Pride!!! by SwagPower: 6:27pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
Rapmoney:Bruh, dis statement jst betrayed d essence of real Class n ego... y na... U 4 jst ignore d Bloke jor 1 Like |
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