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Nairaland GeneralGod Is World Bank by SwagPower(op): 12:19pm On Jan 08, 2024
What is the true gospel? For which reason did God send his only begotten son? What message did Jesus carry all through his work on earth?
Have you allowed your mind wonder and wander around this questions?
The answer to all these pertinent enquiries is unconditional love.

I tell you today if you haven’t known it, God loves you unconditionally, for no reason!!! you didn’t have to do anything and you don’t have to do anything to experience God’s love.
God is not a trader, his not your pepper seller, He’s not MTN.
You don’t have to give him one thing to get something in return. When God blesses he blesses utterly, feast fully and without notice!!!

Christ said He makes the rain fall on both the righteous and the unjust (Matt 5:45). If God’s love was conditional, if it was dependent on the acts of men, then some of us would have died of drought a long time ago, dead, finished!!
So open your ears fully and listen to this message, God does not need your tithes, he doesn’t need your first fruits or seed. God is Money, He is confounding abundance. GOD IS WORLD BANK!!

You hear people tell you your blessings or miracles are dependent on a seed you sow, or on tithes or first fruits. You hear them pontificate on tithing, on First fruits, on the need to sow seeds, so you reap abundance. I laugh when I hear this. Have they forgotten who God is? He brings forth from whence there was nothing, zilch, zero!!! God doesn’t need anything to make anything. He speaks and the universe obeys. He is omnificent.

So I say to you categorically God does not need your tithes, nor does he have need for your first fruits. When he favors he favors absolutely. All God needs is LOVE!!!
Love God and Love your neighbor. There isn’t a greater teaching than this. Surprisingly, it’s so straightforward and simple. Do not let the modern day Pharisees and Saducees complicate God’s uncomplicated precepts.
We are all God’s children; He loves us very dearly. And just as a father will not ask his son for money before he feeds or clothe him or pay his school fees, your heavenly father who is Lord over all things will bless you monstrously without need for your pittance!!!
I say again God is WORLD BANK and you are a POS agent. What business does the World bank have with a POS agent’s money?
Christ preached immensely, he preached to thousands and nowhere within his teachings did he mention tithing or first fruits or seeds. He used his legediz benz to travel far and wide and never mentioned tithing or first fruits because these things don’t matter to God. You know what does? It’s very glaring, it’s right in front of your face, you’ll be like “aha” when you hear it. But we have all ignored this. All of us without exception.

LOVE IS ALL THAT MATTERS.
How many times did Jesus preach about this simple concept? How many? The central theme of his teaching is “love your neighbor as yourself” (Mark 12:31), not love your pastor, prophet or prophetess, or priest!!! Neighbor!! Of all the people he could have asked you to love, Christ chose your neighbor! I know some of you are already laughing, some frowning. That yeye neighbor, that one that doesn’t even know how to greet. Yes, you must love them!! No be me talk am, Na Jesus talk this one!!!

Did he tell the goats on the day of judgement I asked you to pay tithe and sow first fruits and you refused? No, He never said that. This is what he said: For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me. (Matt 25:31-46). So, the goats lost heaven because they couldn’t do the most basic things of giving water and food and clothes their neighbor who desperately needed those things. They probably payed all their tithes and first fruits and any other church levies, because they believed their pastor was close to Jesus. But failed to understand that Jesus lives within that neighbor that needs help. That’s why when the goats asked him “but Lord when did we see you and refused to help you”, he said “inasmuch as you failed to do these to the needy in your midst, you have failed to do it unto me!!!”

Imagine their shock!! When they discovered all their tithes and first fruits couldn’t save them. When all they should have done was give small food to that hungry person, a little cash to that family in need.
We are all goats, we have all ignored the poor, the sick, the suffering while we gyrate to the clash of drums and cymbals in halls devoid of God’s simple dictate; LOVE.

God does not compel or force you to act. He would not threaten you with sickness or poverty or hell for not paying tithes or sowing first fruits. The reverse is what we experience in our churches and gatherings nowadays. You are taught, only those who pay tithe get God’s blessings, only those who bring thanksgivings are worthy of God’s favors. So the people give fearfully and not cheerfully. But remember God loves a cheerful giver, only a cheerful giver.

I say again GOD IS WORLD BANK; he doesn’t need your tithe!! Package that tithe, that first fruit and give it to that neighbor that has been finding it hard to feed and clothe his family. Walk into that hospital and pay for someone’s medical test, or drugs or surgery. These are the people that God loves the most, His dear children who are going through tribulation. God wants you to be a dear Son or Daughter and alleviate the pains of your brothers and sisters. We are all of one family, GOD’S FAMILY.
It’s a wonder how we bathe on Sunday mornings, don our finest attires, step into our vehicles or ride on our legediz benz, pass all those people in need and then dance to the front of the church with our full chest, drop tithe for our pastors and priests, who are a thousand times, and sometimes a million times better off than Gods favorites children.

Faultless religion as discussed in the bible means helping the poor and needy (James 1:27). Was tithe or first fruits mentioned? You know the answer to that.

The economy is biting hard; people find themselves in dire straits. Many can’t feed nor clothe themselves or their children, People are dying in the hospitals because they couldn’t afford the medications that were prescribed. This is a time for the true children of God to stand and be counted. Notice I didn’t say Christians, for we are all God’s children.
Those who practice the doctrine of love regardless of creed or ideology are the trueborn sons and daughters of God. And they shall be called sheep and shall be right with GOD.

RomanceIf You Could Tell A Nigerian Hw Nt To Behave Abroad, What Would You Say To Them? by SwagPower(op): 9:22am On Jun 18, 2021
The state of the country over the past few years has steadily gotten worse. As Nigerians migrate to establish better lives elsewhere,here are some things to note. cheesy

Don't go calling everyone older than you aunty or bother.

They have their names and they love to be called that. Leave your auntie's and bother in Nigeria. embarassed



Make an effort to learn people's name and call them by Thier names.

Yes, we know Nigerian guys can hang out with you for weeks or month and not even know your name. Guys learn to ask people for their names. Chairman, boss, oga, baba, my guy won't work abroad. Mike is mike. Don’t confuse his mind by making him wonder when he became your boss. cheesy



Women have the upper hand here.

Keep your bad behaviour in your suitcase and treat your wife right. Swallow your pride with ogbona soup because she will have the upper hand there. smiley


Don't shout people's name from afar

Walk up to that person you know from afar instead of calling out to the person by shouting heeeeeeeeee, mttsssssss or bolaaaaaaaaaa. Don't be a hoodlum. cool


Electricity goes out sometimes.

Don't go and be acting like you have always been used to constant electricity. When power goes off, enjoy yourself in the dark like the king of darkness that you are. cry


Always notify people of your visit.

Make sure you call your friends or colleagues before visiting them. Remember no one likes it when you suddenly bump in on them without prior notice over there. angry



Mind your Business.

Mind your business like your life depends on it. When you hear Dave and Sylvia fighting the best you can do is to call the cops so they can come see with their eyes. Don't go knocking their door like you have been doing with aunty risi and her husband here in Nigeria. If they want you involved they will call you to come and watch before they start fighting. tongue


Leave your bad road Etiquettes here.

Learn to drive like a normal person. Be patient on the roads. If there is traffic don't try to form another lane. If you try it, you will cool off In jail till you become normal. cheesy


Deliver yourself from "African time".

Always keep to time. 4 is 4. Nothing like i got there 15 minutes past 4 and he is looking at me like I killed 5 people. angry


You'll see lots of nudity, Get used to it.

Don't look down on nudity. In most places nudity is a norm. Don't go and be preaching Christ to someone that is simply being himself or herself because you are not used to it. In fact don't stare too.
What we see as indecent dressing here is normal there. Summer and indecent dressing are like 5 and 6. Omo, mind your business. lipsrsealed


Do not litter the streets.

Put that gala nylon in your pocket till you see a trash can or till you get home. That's if you see gala to buy sef. undecided

Feel free to add yours. grin

Credit: Osazua Iruedo/ Quora

Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Could Tell A Nigerian Hw Nt To Behave Abroad, What Would You Say To Them? by SwagPower(op): 8:04am On Jun 18, 2021
Mikael0407:
When they take light stay your house and wait, no go outside go look for bet9ja shop to charge phone grin
grin grin grin..You wan use laugh kill me this morning!!
Nairaland GeneralIf You Could Tell A Nigerian Hw Nt To Behave Abroad, What Would You Say To Them? by SwagPower(op): 7:38am On Jun 18, 2021
The state of the country over the past few years has steadily gotten worse. As Nigerians migrate to establish better lives elsewhere,here are some things to note. smiley

Don't go calling everyone older than you aunty or bother.

They have their names and they love to be called that. Leave your auntie's and bother in Nigeria. embarassed



Make an effort to learn people's name and call them by Thier names
.

Yes, we know Nigerian guys can hang out with you for weeks or month and not even know your name. Guys learn to ask people for their names. Chairman, boss, oga, baba, my guy won't work abroad. Mike is mike. Don’t confuse his mind by making him wonder when he became your boss. cheesy



Women have the upper hand here
.

Keep your bad behaviour in your suitcase and treat your wife right. Swallow your pride with ogbona soup because she will have the upper hand there. sad


Don't shout people's name from afar

Walk up to that person you know from afar instead of calling out to the person by shouting heeeeeeeeee, mttsssssss or bolaaaaaaaaaa. Don't be a hoodlum. cool


Electricity goes out sometimes.

Don't go and be acting like you have always been used to constant electricity. When power goes off, enjoy yourself in the dark like the king of darkness that you are. cheesy


Always notify people of your visit.

Make sure you call your friends or colleagues before visiting them. Remember no one likes it when you suddenly bump in on them without prior notice over there. angry



Mind your Business
.

Mind your business like your life depends on it. When you hear Dave and Sylvia fighting the best you can do is to call the cops so they can come see with their eyes. Don't go knocking their door like you have been doing with aunty risi and her husband here in Nigeria. If they want you involved they will call you to come and watch before they start fighting. tongue


Leave your bad road Etiquettes here.

Learn to drive like a normal person. Be patient on the roads. If there is traffic don't try to form another lane. If you try it, you will cool off In jail till you become normal. grin


Deliver yourself from "African time".

Always keep to time. 4 is 4. Nothing like i got there 15 minutes past 4 and he is looking at me like I killed 5 people. angry


You'll see lots of nudity, Get used to it.

Don't look down on nudity. In most places nudity is a norm. Don't go and be preaching Christ to someone that is simply being himself or herself because you are not used to it. In fact don't stare too.
What we see as indecent dressing here is normal there. Summer and indecent dressing are like 5 and 6. Omo, mind your business lipsrsealed


Do not litter the streets.

Put that gala nylon in your pocket till you see a trash can or till you get home. That's if you see gala to buy sef. undecided

Feel free to add yours. grin

Credit: Osazua Iruedo/ Quora

CareerRe: Why Do Doctors Start Federal Job On Level 12? by SwagPower: 8:51am On Jun 02, 2021
franchasng:
Nurses do more job in Nigerian hospitals than doctors. I have doctor friends, not one or two...both those practicing in Nigeria, UK, USA, Australia and also Saudi Arabia, and I can tell you that doctors overdo in Nigeria....I do yab my doctor friends and we make fun of it cos they indirectly agree to my points that doctors get so much unmerited worship in Nigeria.

Then I also have nurses as friends, and they do tell me how lazy most Nigerian doctors are and how they abandon most of the jobs for nurses yet nurses don't get paid as high as doctors in Nigeria mostly, you know what I am talking about, don't pretend you don't undecided
Very uneducated and fooliiish comment..
CareerRe: Why Do Doctors Start Federal Job On Level 12? by SwagPower: 8:45am On Jun 02, 2021
You started with doctors, now you are extending to other medical professionals?

FYI I am an engineer. instead of all this whining, find your way to the private sector, to a section where engineers are highly paid.

Will doctors be highly paid in the telecoms sector? Or energy? Or manufacturing?

Find your way to an industry where you are in demand.in federal and state govts, health is considered more important than public works.

Today ebola may be back. Those doctors you are whining about, those underpaid overworked fellows will be all that stands between you and a plague of religious proportions.show some respect.
While you were making this comment Covid was warming up...
Every other profession went on lockdown except of course Doctors and other health professionals...
But people will keep dragging doctors it'll never end...
Dey don see Doctors finish for this country..
Any young doctor should start making plans to leave after Housejob..start saving money for exams PLAB,USMLE,MCCEE from medical school..
Nothing for doctor in Nigeria except hate from other health professionals and other professions..
RomanceRe: The Too Much I Know About Her Previous Sex Life Is Hunting My Feelings For Her by SwagPower: 10:02am On Jul 30, 2020
And we wonder why we have so many failed marriages Nowadays...

I wouldn't touch that girl with a 10ft pole let alone thinking of having anything sexual to do with her..

FGS!.. This is a girl that's in a relationship and has a BESTIE she talks about sex and horniness with.(What's the use of her BF den)..She also lacks self control ,goes to a bday party and gets utterly drunk..Then what happens next,she calls an Ex (Not her BF who BTW should be with her at that party) knowing fully well she's inebriated and easily imprintable (Mind u this Ex is not some church boy to come drive her home..grin)...

Now Op is saying he loves this girl and even sees a future with her...Lmao..
I'm not gon call u a SIMP but u need to take a long hard look at urself .

Redpillers can preach till it snows in Sokoto!..But Guys like Op will always fall hands!

CC: SIRO
RomanceRe: What Is The Largest Age Gap Between You And Someone You Dated? by SwagPower: 7:59am On Jul 24, 2020
She's 8years older than me...
Ive dated gals older and younger than me...But dating the older ones was way more fun and less demanding...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea : FA Cup Semi-final - (1 - 3) On 19th July 2020 by SwagPower: 7:18pm On Jul 19, 2020
ghettokid1:
We are coming hard in the 2nd half
Yes U are...How many more goals should Chelsea score... GGMU..lmao
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea : FA Cup Semi-final - (1 - 3) On 19th July 2020 by SwagPower: 7:17pm On Jul 19, 2020
GGMU....lmao..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea : FA Cup Semi-final - (1 - 3) On 19th July 2020 by SwagPower: 7:04pm On Jul 19, 2020
GGMU ..lol..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City : FA Cup Semi-Final (2 - 0) On 18th July 2020 by SwagPower: 12:14am On Jul 19, 2020
COYG!
HealthRe: She's In Hospital Over Ovarian Cyst Complications! Gynaecologist's Advice Needed by SwagPower: 5:57pm On Jul 14, 2020
Righteousness89:
I am Not a Doctor, Neither do I understand all the Grammars Written there.

But I am a Son of The One that Creates and Recreates .

If you can Join a little Faith , with My Faith, and Believe my Words , Your Friend or Whoever will be Instantly Healed...

FATHER IN The Name of JESUS, I Cancel whatever is being called in that System!
I Command Recreation of That body..
I Declare Her Healed in The Name of JESUS..

Thank you JESUS...

It is Done!
GeniusHawlah
This man said it is done o...Please help us confirm...Is it done?..
Christianity EtcRe: When You Keep Meeting Men That Only Want Sex by SwagPower: 8:58pm On Jun 21, 2020
Rozz:
Some ladies will not listen, not all men that approach you likes you, most are just after your body but it's painful how some ladies do get easily played by these randy men with herbally energized organs looking for people's daughter to devour, very painful.
Herbally energised Organs?!! ..Lwkmd!
RomanceRe: I Think This Girl Is A Player/Gold Digger, What Should I Do? by SwagPower: 6:28pm On Jun 21, 2020
stanliwise:
The worst thing anyone can do is to give people gift because you are in a relationship with them and not because they worth it, and if things goes sour you then want your gift back. huh undecided

First thing first, you gave her the phone as a gift, let it be, the most immature thing you can do is for you to collect it back.

She owes you nothing for buying her a phone and don’t expect she behaves like the way you wanted.

Next time don’t act angry if she misbehaves, it only shows your immaturity and high level of frustration. If a girl finds out their actions frustrates you then you are done for. Act angry only when she is trying to play with your intelligence or don’t keep to what she promised or when she does something physical to you. Other games of silent and not answering calls shouldn’t make you act angry even if you are truely angry. If e too pain just simply state it to her in a calm tone once and leave it.

She asked you for something and the worst reply you gave her in this context is that let’s see. I call it timid. Simply tell her you don’t have the money or you can‘t get it now and don’t promise her any date. Giving a girl is your decision and purely your decision don’t let anyone push you.

Now she has the guts to ask you for phones and slippers, mirror same energy and guts and ask her exactly what you want, if you want a relationship, be bold and brazen. Ask her! If she don’t want to agree to your terms then fine you too act lackadaisical to her own terms too.

Stop feeling low and ashamed your are been played, if she is telling her friends what you think then let it be. Once bitten twice shy.

From now stop putting her only in your basket, be open minded and seek any other female available.

Please give her just the same attention she gives you. If she start showing 40% readiness, then you too 40%. Just ensure you sometimes take the lead in doing thing and wait for her to reciprocate before another one.

Please please leave the phone for her. Next time she does something obviously wrong, I mean obviously wrong which doesn’t warrant a physical reaction just jejely call her and tell her without any show of anger in your face. Then forget it. Only in cases where issues are severe you should act angrily. E.g she cheat on you or lie to you or steal from you or implicate you. Aside this moment don’t act angrily in front of a girl it gives her a sense of Unnecessary importance And shows your frustration.

Next time don’t ever give people something in-expectation that they would behave nicely, the best moment to give someone a gift is when you realized they need it, either because you noticed it or they inform you about it. At all cost avoid giving people things that are not necessary especially when it come to a girl that thinks you admire her. And your giving should be based on your own agreement not out of persuasion.

Girl are complicated
You Sir are a king!
Would have given the same exact advice ..
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Threatened To Break Up If I Don't Marry Her Now by SwagPower: 11:09am On Jun 19, 2020
Felt really sad for that girl...22years and has had multiple abortions...
I feel like her parents have failed...

Young man it's time to step up and man up ..

I have a feeling u leave above Ur means..40k isn't large but with prudence and more hustle u should be able to take care of a family of 3 for now while things get better ..And I assure you they will..that is if u don't slack..
HealthRe: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by SwagPower: 5:09pm On Jun 07, 2020
Gabonese:
During army recruitment, you'll be asked to strip naked, your balls examined and asked to maintain a døggy position so a swab can be taken from your anus. It's humiliating but we no get choice. I was lucky to have a male doctor attend to me. Unfortunately for some of us, it was a female doctor that attended to them. The expressions and embarassment on their faces as they came out was just priceless. Mind you a large percentage of us will be asked to strip in a room first before going in. Twas so gayish I swear.
I think most of them overdo and abuse that things sha most especially in government and private hospitals. Sometimes it's not usually necessary. I've witnessed a case where a young male doctor asked a pretty female to strip that he wants to examine her. Unfortunately for him, the girl Sabi as e dey go and she simply told him it's not in any way related to her ailment. The doctor looked disappointed and definitely surprised and carried on with his work. Many of those doctors just use the pretence of examination to have a nice time fingering wet pussy and smooching soft boobs.
Kai Mr Soldier U fvck up wallai..Even u fa!..
HealthRe: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by SwagPower: 5:04pm On Jun 07, 2020
kebliss:
We went for medicals at the company's hospital, the female Doctor in charge call us all (male) one after the other inside her office, she will tell you to pull down your pants exposing your genital and then ask you to cough out loudly.
Was just wondering how that have to do with our pants down
Lmao...So hilarious...What you did is called the "cough Impulse"
Doctor was checking for hernia..If u had one it'll pop out Wen you cough..
Get it?..
And please people Ask Us QUESTIONS...Atleast it'll stop this stupi.dity of some people thinking Doctors don't have better things to do than to finger little girls..Sigh
HealthRe: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by SwagPower: 4:36pm On Jun 07, 2020
Skye231:
Eyah... That was how I followed my GF to the hospital as well she complained of pains around her waist. The doctor asked her to sleep on the bed in his office and asked me to excuse them, my babe quickly responded he is my fiance, he now said it's because you will need to pull your pant. Naso I look the guy with wicked face ... Pant wey take me 8 months to see . I told my babe to stand up and leave. Some doctors are perverts .
How ignorant could you be Sir..So u tryna equate u engaging in debasing se.x with a girl to A Doctor tryna help her and Prolly save u from infertility later in the marriage...

Continue...keep puffing Ur chest with ignorance
HealthRe: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by SwagPower: 4:15pm On Jun 07, 2020
KingAzubuike:
Lol so how does sex relate with malaria ? Stop displaying your stupidity. Some of us aren't doctors but we passed through the four walls of medical school.
Fact that you passed through "4 walls of medical school" but didn't make it as a Doctor shows a lot about the kinda person you are..

Have you ever heard of something called differential diagnosishuh..
If you have ,you certainly would not be asking ignorant questions like you just did in your comment..
ProgrammingRe: Programming Learning Challenge June. by SwagPower: 6:55pm On Jun 04, 2020
Just started lessons...Hope to build more consistency with the help of this thread..
FamilyRe: Can You Marry Someone Like Your Mom Or Dad?? by SwagPower: 10:05pm On May 28, 2020
I'll definitely marry someone like my Mum..Infact that's the whole idea!..
RomanceRe: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by SwagPower: 8:17am On May 25, 2020
Like it or nah...We gon he hearing more of this kinda stories as the years go by..

Generation of weak men with no regards for family..

I don't like to do this .

But... Spits!!!
RomanceRe: I'm Dating HIV Positive Lady & She Is Pregnant. Advice Needed by SwagPower: 12:45pm On May 12, 2020
Albinoworwor:
Thank you wink wink
So many ignorant people are quick to comment on what they know nothing about....
This forum has so much more potential..I only Hope Seun can come to this realization quicker and to the needful..
RomanceRe: I'm Dating HIV Positive Lady & She Is Pregnant. Advice Needed by SwagPower: 12:31pm On May 12, 2020
Wish I saw this sooner..All I want to add though is There's no reason why she can't breastfeed..As long as her Viral load is less than 20..

She can breastfed till baby is 12 months(-ve persons are usually adviced to do this for atleast 18months)

You might be considering formula feeds but as a health professional ,I'll tell you your baby will be at a disadvantage taking formula ...

That's she's had it for 12years and still looking good means she's adherent to her drugs.All she has to do is remain adherent and I don't see any reasons why you two can't live happily, till you are both old and wrinkled...

BTW you are a good person...

Crazeman03
TV/MoviesRe: Who Is Your Favorite Film/Series Character Of All Time? by SwagPower: 3:05pm On May 10, 2020
eduwizard:
You're right, bro. 'Alex Mahone' was such a great character in Prison Break.
He's acting is atypical but you get the feeling he's actually living his character..
TV/MoviesRe: Who Is Your Favorite Film/Series Character Of All Time? by SwagPower: 12:47pm On May 10, 2020
Movie: Leonardo DiCaprio in The Revenant
TV Series: Jack Bauer (24), Alex Mahone(Prison break), Berlin ( Money heist)
TV/MoviesRe: Who Is Your Favorite Film/Series Character Of All Time? by SwagPower: 10:13pm On May 09, 2020
neloyah:
Berlin from la casa de papel.


Ever seen a very calm psychopath? I still think he and Tokyo would have made a wonderful couple
Berlin was phenomenal...Man's acting was top notch...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by SwagPower: 8:20pm On May 09, 2020
MaleoPearls:
Felt like I was reading a Dan Brown's Masterpiece. Well-done
She was good..
But Cmon really Dan Brown?..

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