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Romance / Re: How Do Girls Feel After Turning A Guy Down by SwagPower: 11:23am On Nov 17, 2014
turn down ke turn up ni... they neva born d gal wey go fit turn me down... FACT
Romance / Re: I Find It Difficult To Stare Into My Boyfriend's Eyes. by SwagPower: 11:18am On Nov 17, 2014
EroticAngelina:
I find it really hard to look into my lover's eyes sad I don't know what's happening, whenever we are looking at each other, his staring becomes so intense, that I look away, and blush. sometimes, tears comes out... I don't know why it's happening. I'm not that shy and I'm so worried about this coz before, this wasn't how things were... I could look into his eyes n not turn or feel shy.. but now, all of a sudden, I'm feeling too shy. should I be worried? or maybe see a doctor? embarassed
Does d Guy av the SEGUN ARINZE kinda eyes?IF no den Hw e take concern we Nlanders...
Romance / Re: I Have A Very Stupid Boyfriend...see What He Did On My Birtday (pics) by SwagPower: 11:08am On Nov 17, 2014
Can you imagine my socalled boyfriend bringing his useless prick out on mybirthday as present...
pishure of Boy showing his prick or ADONBILIVIT
Health / Re: Why People ‘glue Together’ During Sex by SwagPower: 11:02am On Nov 17, 2014
pishure of Man glued in woman... or... U knw d rest..
Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty's Girlfriend/Fiancee: Vivien by SwagPower: 10:50am On Nov 17, 2014
LesbianBoy:

Hmmmm.......2 years ago was when Duncan mighty bought his Roll Royce phantom car and that 2 years ago was when they started dating. Are you thinking what i am thinking? undecided

Btw, the girl doesn't look like a virgin to me.
Lol...wat r U? A VIRGINOMETER?..
Sports / 'stephen Keshi Remains Eagles Coach' by SwagPower: 10:14pm On Oct 17, 2014
Stephen Keshi remains Eagles coach, insists Chris Giwa's NFFThe factional leader of the Nigeria Football Federation has insisted the 'Big Boss' is still in charge of the country's senior national teamOct 17, 2014 18:38:00Factional president of the Nigeria Football Federation, Chris Giwa has condemned thedecision of the Amaju Pinnick-led NFF board to sack Super Eagles' caretaker coach Stephen Keshi and ordered his stay.Keshi was relieved of his job as Super Eagles' coach by the Pinnick-led NFF on Thursday morning with Amodu Shuaibu named as replacement.In a communiqué made available toGoalafter its emergency meeting held at Bolingo hotel, Abuja, the Giwa-led NFF group insisted Keshi and his crew will remain in the interest of continuity and described the Pinnick-led board as illegal."The board resolved after hearing that some people are parading themselves as the NFF board, decided to sack the technical crew of the Super Eagles at a verycritical moment," the statement read."We condemn the act and hereby state thatStephen Keshi remains the head coach of the senior national team and the technical crew remains intact. We condemn the acts of impostors parading themselves as such."That the board stated that there are two more games to be played against Congo Republic and South Africa ahead of Nigeria’s qualification for the African Nations Cup finals in 2015 in Morocco. Emphasis is supposed to be on concentration for the two games rather than sacking and hiring of new technical managers at this critical time.Giwa also rejected the committees constituted by Amaju-led board and announced the re-appointment of Musa Amadu as the Secretary General of the NFF."The board nullifies all committees appointed by the said illegal NFF board and has appointed Secretary General of the NFF Musa Amadu to oversee the affairs of all committees of the NFF. This shall be named in days."Barrister Amadu is to work with secretaries of committees who are staffers of the NFF earlier set up by the Aminu Maigari board and as approved by the NFF statutes pending the end of the football season."The secretaries are to report to Musa Amadu until new committees are set up. The board warns people who are used to disregarding valid court orders especially the one which recognised the 26th August election as valid pending the hearing of thesubstantive matter before it."Nigerians have been enjoined to remain calm. No tension in this pensive mood. The Federal High Court Jos is very clear about the orders of his court on the 19th September 2014. In the eye of the law, no other board apart from ours exists in the eye of the law," it concluded.
Romance / Re: Ladies! What Physical Features Turns You Off In A Guy? by SwagPower: 9:18pm On Oct 17, 2014
see dem... All dis gurls b yannin "I hate dis, I hate dt, cant stand dis or dt "...
Most of em will end up wit such kinda guys...
Wen dey carry red eyes dey search 4 Hubbys...
n dnt U dare say Am pained...
cos, check ma Dp 2 Aver...
Romance / Re: 5 Shocking Secrets Women Never Tell Their Men by SwagPower: 9:29pm On Oct 16, 2014
Nice...
Romance / Re: How Do You React To An Accidental Kiss by SwagPower: 8:15am On Oct 14, 2014
U kiss me accidentally, My hands will visit Ur face accidentally...bt dnt take it personally... I may still b feeling U sexually... grin
Education / Re: The "BIG" Gap Between Engineering And Medical Students! by SwagPower: 9:59am On Oct 08, 2014
Functionoftime:

Who's hating who? You sound so childish, i can't be trading words with you. I just tried to educate you because you said engineers should face their field and I'll educate you more
There's virtually no field that doesn't need the knowledge and works of engineers. In agriculture, we have agricultural engineers that helps with farm mechanization to improve farm yield. Imagine the banking industry today without E-banking and atm. You can also imagine modern medicine without technology. I can go on and on
I'm proud to be an engineer but then, i cannot rate engineering ahead of medicine here in Nigeria. In general, only baby doctors would say they don't need engineers
like I said... read ma last comment... Aint got tym 2 expend nugatory folks ...
Education / Re: The "BIG" Gap Between Engineering And Medical Students! by SwagPower: 7:11pm On Oct 07, 2014
Functionoftime:

chai.... See ignorance oooo. Make i lecture this baby doctor small.
You need engineer, that's why we have biomedical engineers. Before now, did you care to know who designed and built the machine and devices you use in your field? If yes, you won't say we should leave your field alone. In advanced countries, devices and robots are being designed to administer drugs directly to where it is needed in the body and to perform surgical operations. With advancements in BIOMEDICAL ENGINEERING, common doctors will soon be relegated to nothing. Mark my words
I feel ur pain! it hurts ...
seriously I do.. yl u r hating kip tract of ur BP or u might jst end up on a Doc's treating table....
Any d Robot ish....I'll giv dt a tot wen egnrs learn 2 put emotions within a Robot ...u Tink it's all ailments dt require drugs n surgery abi... u 4got abt Psychosomatic ailments...
Oya o... jst kip hating...
I advice all Health practitioners 2 ignore all dis Hate threads...
Starve d beast n see it swiftly Expire.... NULIS SECUNDUS

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Education / Re: The "BIG" Gap Between Engineering And Medical Students! by SwagPower: 5:36pm On Oct 07, 2014
alotofgrace:


U WRONG THERE!!!
who's machines converted ur herbal drugs to tablets? who designed ur syringe?
get this...medicine is fixed, no creativity........in engineering, we combine the beauty of arts and the Heavenly tool called Mathematics to change things as challenges portray themselves

doctors do nothing, infact GOD HEALS, THE DOC TAKES THE FEE angry

remember...God was first an electrical/engineering....let there be light


..........engineering rules
omor... I belong 2 d oda grp.... bt I remove ma hat 4 u ..nt 4 d otiose polemics bt 4 d last statement abt lyt... truly creative... Lolz
Education / Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Meet In Hostels by SwagPower: 10:45pm On Oct 06, 2014
Jakeattah:


You right man, I cant take annoying people, and I saw what some of my friends went through.

There's one particular hostel eh, chaiiii, if you see how dirty, I wondered how they ate.
But all the same I still think it has some ups
Abt d dirt, dnt evn get me started on dt.....Am a private person, neva liked hostels

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Education / Re: Top 10 Most Read Books In The World by SwagPower: 10:11pm On Oct 06, 2014
Iaz93:
[size=23pt]11. Agbo Goes To School[/size] - 26 million copies read. undecided
kai... U no go kill person... lwkmd

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Education / Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Meet In Hostels by SwagPower: 9:44pm On Oct 06, 2014
Jakeattah:
Sadly, I never experienced hostel life... Some say its a gud thing doh
dnt feel sad Bro... if U r d kind dt has very low tolerance 4 Bullshit ,den U did ursef a favor...
Tried d Hostel in 100lvl neva lookd dt way eva again... Off k rocks..
Education / Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Meet In Hostels by SwagPower: 9:18pm On Oct 06, 2014
Malawian:
what about the ones that will choose a very hot afternoon to start cooking beans inside the room?
Omor doz guys Ehn...
Sports / Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by SwagPower: 11:14pm On Oct 04, 2014
grin
hensben:
i feel your pain bro...calm down, its just a game but arsenal go still chop am sha. grin
we'll revisit dt statement after d Match
Sports / Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by SwagPower: 5:28pm On Oct 04, 2014
hensben:
*another butt.hut arsenal fan detected grin
Ur signature come make me tink say na beta person U b.... so u b Chelsea fan? SMH...

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Family / Re: The Things Nigerian Women Do To Find Husbands(Men Beware) by SwagPower: 10:36am On Oct 04, 2014
OnyeEgo1:
I am a guy, is it a must that i have to marry and start bringing forth little ones... Well dia are orphanages around jare, na adoption sure pass....
Marriage no dey my dictionary at all, n i knw i av a female counterpart out there too.
Haba Mana Bros... Ur ideology contradicts Ur Signature...
Music/Radio / Re: A Thread For The Proud 'stans' Of The 'rap God' *what's Your Fav Em's Line? by SwagPower: 4:26pm On Oct 01, 2014
valmunich:
I've not heard it, the song seems good from the above lyrics, I'll download later
it's on His latest Album... The Marshall Mathers LP 2...
Music/Radio / Re: A Thread For The Proud 'stans' Of The 'rap God' *what's Your Fav Em's Line? by SwagPower: 1:03am On Oct 01, 2014
Mind's sayin "let it go f**k dis "...
Hrt's sayin " I will once I bury dis bitch alive hide d shovel n den drive off in d sunset "
lyrics frm BAD GUY...ma fav Em's song
Romance / Re: Share The Crazy Things You Did While In Love by SwagPower: 12:33am On Oct 01, 2014
Dere exist notin more sickening dan a Hrt in LuV... cheesy

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Family / Re: Real Men Do Not Beat Their Wives by SwagPower: 11:30pm On Sep 29, 2014
KAYD007: Real man don't beat a woman ma azz...aside
my mother or sisters,hmmm, provoke me and you will
behold the 8 stars of the heavens as they transcend the
galaxy....get physical with me...the velocity of serena
williams backhand stroke should reset you to default
self while your brain is reeling in its cranium like a
cocroach that has been broomed stick...a follow up of
7.1 richer scale magnitude of a maria sharapova fore
hand smash...which will send urine licking down from
your in between..if you still on your feet, a jet li kick to
the chest or better still a two footed john terry tackle
should put you to a sound peaceful sleep with eyes
wide open and your tongue sticking out like a roasted
goat!...
sbdy Help!!! dis guy wan Murder me wit Laf... LMAO
Romance / Re: Guys, Do You Feel Uncomfortable When Ladies Are Obviously Staring At You by SwagPower: 9:28am On Sep 29, 2014
it's almost Innate 2 feel a bit uncomfy wen sum1 is staring @ u witout uttering a word...More so s opp sex...
I Jst peek curtly ,look down n my face resurrects wit an indelible Bad guy grin on it... grin
Nairaland / General / Swagpower Is +1.... by SwagPower: 7:57am On Sep 29, 2014
Who's dere... Oya wish Me Happy Bday.. grin
Romance / Food 4 Thoughts 4 D Ladies.... by SwagPower: 5:06pm On Sep 26, 2014
TV/Movies / Re: Who's Ur Funniest Character In GAME OF THRONES... by SwagPower: 11:31pm On Sep 25, 2014
Crixina: u right abt both shows.
Slim shady all the way.
SlimShady....Kai! falls frm Bitterleaf tree...
Av fallen in Luv wit U
TV/Movies / Re: Who's Ur Funniest Character In GAME OF THRONES... by SwagPower: 6:06pm On Sep 25, 2014
grin grin
Csami:

Who isn't?
an even fairer enquiry
TV/Movies / Re: Who's Ur Funniest Character In GAME OF THRONES... by SwagPower: 6:03pm On Sep 25, 2014
Crixina: Tyrion is handsome?
fair question grin
TV/Movies / Re: Who's Ur Funniest Character In GAME OF THRONES... by SwagPower: 6:00pm On Sep 25, 2014
Crixina: grin
Spartacus is entertaining. the gore, the gladiators , the war... All of dis Jst makes U wanna vociferate in ecstasy ....GOT however is Noetic... it trifles wit ur mind n titilates Ur spirit...

By d way is dt Eminem on Ur Dp?... Am d blokes big Aficionado
.. grin
TV/Movies / Re: Who's Ur Funniest Character In GAME OF THRONES... by SwagPower: 5:59pm On Sep 25, 2014
Crixina: grin
Spartacus is entertaining. the gore, the gladiators , the war... All of dis Jst makes U wanna vociferate in ecstasy ....GOT however is Noetic... it trifles wit ur mind n titilates Ur spirit...

By d way is dt Eminem on Ur Dp?... Am d blokes big Aficionado
..
TV/Movies / Re: Who's Ur Funniest Character In GAME OF THRONES... by SwagPower: 10:02am On Sep 25, 2014
Fumzybabe: Tyrion. Lannister..... even his handsome face made me laugh... And his way with women!
U really fond of him... Tyrion is witty bt funny BRONN wins all d tym... d way he says sth funny n neva evn smiles makes my ribs hurt grin

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