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Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by SwagPower: 1:58pm On Dec 19, 2019
Lexusgs430:


Cons? Are you a camera/selfie freak (in nite clubs, in pitch dark conditions)........ grin
Nah..not me..I snap like 1 pix per year..grin
Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by SwagPower: 1:56pm On Dec 19, 2019
Lexusgs430:



What page was that? And what was the complaining about?

On this thread, we don't mince our words....... We say it, like we chop tolotolo yansh............ grin
LMAO...I think it was about d first umidigi u bought ..U were saying sth about heading to divorce court with umidigi..
Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by SwagPower: 1:22pm On Dec 19, 2019
Lexusgs430:



Don't let laydoh & generationz etc etc, hear you...... It's so good, i bought Umidigi Power 3 (awaiting delivery)......... cheesy
lol.Aight thanks for the quick reply...But i read somewhere where you were complaining about Umidigi devices...
Is there any cons I should be anticipating ?
Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by SwagPower: 1:13pm On Dec 19, 2019
Lexusgs430:


Any technician, would have it......

Boss ..It's a matter of urgency...Please I need your advice. I'm trying to get a new phone..I'm thinking UMIDIGI POWER..please will you recommended it?
Family / Re: I Hit My Wife by SwagPower: 6:42pm On Dec 16, 2019
They've given you every kinda advice imaginable..Me I say just want to tell u ..u aint got a wife yet boss..One altercation and she called her people to come scatter your house..I would av told u how to handle this situation..bt I no fit waste my ink abeg..cos las las we know u will go no and beg dt woman...Men dey fall hand sha..
Romance / Re: Should I Marry A Girl That Pierced Her Nose And Has Multiple Earrings? by SwagPower: 1:54pm On Dec 09, 2019
vikkimimi:
piercings does not mean a girl is loose or an OLOSHO as you call it, it's all about taste and fashion, and other times out of curiosity....same way most guys love to have tattoos, but tattoos seem costlier than having multiple piercings that's why most guys haven't gone for it.

A girl can have multiple piercings and still be more ethical than a girl without one.
I beg to disagree..Tattoos from time immemorial have been used as a mark of devotion to some1 or a cause..I could tattoo Jesus on my chest or the name of my child..Tattooing has noble sides...

Imho, In the case of piercings there's hardly any noble cause that will require u to mutilate ursef...I
Celebrities / Re: Binta Badmus Dies Due To A Medical Error, Nigerians Mourn Her by SwagPower: 6:51pm On Nov 28, 2019
Dextre:



Bros...I dey tell you,it's to just leave this country. Since doctors are the ones killing them now,let the nurses take over.


Me I don't even care who is taking over..The hospital cleaners should take over sef..grin

infact one said on another thread that pharmacist 're better at treating patients..grin...

Bros should we tell them? cheesy

DOCs ,I say again Hustle o!

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Celebrities / Re: Binta Badmus Dies Due To A Medical Error, Nigerians Mourn Her by SwagPower: 1:43pm On Nov 28, 2019
Welcome to Nigeria where people are not allowed to die in hospitals without the Doctors being at fault...

DOCs hustle o!..

Write PLAB o so u can and leave these people and their misplaced blame games ...

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Romance / Re: I'm Suspecting My Girlfriend Is HIV Positive by SwagPower: 12:24pm On Nov 28, 2019
tee59:
Lack of self control. Your girlfriend came back after a six months break, and the next was, sex. You have already dug your grave.
Madam take it easy...

HIV is not a death sentence abeg...Na una type they make Hiv +ve pple dey commit suicide ..
Health / Re: Share Your Experience(s) With Nigerian Doctors by SwagPower: 8:39am On Nov 28, 2019
adanny01:
My mother inlaw wasn't feeling well, she went to a general hospital and saw a doctor who wrote her some medication. She wasn't satisfied so she went to a private laboratory opposite the hospital. She tested herself for malaria and typhoid with malaria returning very high. The lab recommended additional antimalarial to her drugs but she opted to revisit the Dr to properly prescribe drugs for her.

The Dr sent her out of his office without looking at the result saying he gave her the right prescription for what she complained.

LMAO..grin
Health / Re: Share Your Experience(s) With Nigerian Doctors by SwagPower: 8:04am On Nov 28, 2019
Juliearth:






A friend of mine lost her mum to Doctors' carelessness. The mum was diabetic and came down with "2go". She was admitted and administered with a drip that had glucose in it. The woman went comatose and died shortly after. These days, whenever my mum falls ill, I follow her to the hospital and I don't fail to sound it aloud that she has HBP, lest they prescribe drugs that would do her more harm than good.

May God help ur ignorance sha..

Woman prolly overdosed on her antiDm meds and went hypoglycaemic..The glucose was to counteract this...Get ur facts b4 u bring up accusations like this..

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Health / Re: Share Your Experience(s) With Nigerian Doctors by SwagPower: 6:35pm On Nov 27, 2019
DECLAN2015:


May he needs surgery for headache.
Head tranaplant
...Lol..The moment I saw that comment I couldn't take the thread seriously again..But DOC u get tym sha....You deh follow they answer this half baked rants U on leave?..


Person get headache them give am ibuprofen, a potent med for headache and he concludes the DOC doesn't know jack! grin

U know the Nigerian DOC is an easy target..They can come online and bash DOCs and be sure there won't be any reprisals.. (cos these same DOCs they villify are busy saving lives, neglecting their own health and families..)


it's typical to hear a Nigerian brag about how they've not been to the hospital in forever..

then 2yrs down d line this same boaster is on admission for end stage kidney failure..

they bastardise their systems with so many local herbs and concobtions ..these things have long term side effects that they don't see till later in life...

Now the same DOCs they bashed will have to avoid sleep like the plague, punch in more hours, ignore theer kids and wives to save the lives of these ingrates..

When they get well ,the pastor takes the praise. If as a result of their long years of self abuse they give up the ghost..the DOCs takes the roles of Satan...

It's been added to the Hippocratic oath ...take care of yoursef as a DOC..no go kill yoursef say u dey save patient live...Cos whether It turns out good or bad..u remain the villain in their ignorant tales ..

Cheersgrin

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Health / Re: Share Your Experience(s) With Nigerian Doctors by SwagPower: 5:44pm On Nov 27, 2019
Drsmiles:
Don’t worry They really rotten That’s why other countries are harvesting them and they’re doing well Soon you won’t have them to misdiagnose you again Then you’d understand what a proper hospital bill costs
Doc, Nigerians only learn by experience ..
Allow them to continue the doctor -Bashing...
Time eventually sets things right ..

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Health / Re: Share Your Experience(s) With Nigerian Doctors by SwagPower: 5:40pm On Nov 27, 2019
Motunemotun:
Two times a doctor would have killed me undecided a pharmacist saved my life smiley
I’ll rather consult a pharmacist now sef abeg



Coming from a pharmacologist that served in a hospital pharmacy department for a year , I’ve seen many things sha undecided
Unrathwr consult a pharmacist than a Doctor abi?..
Aight kontinu ..If you ever need surgery, please get a pharmacy to do it..

grin
Literature / Re: Poetry Thread For 'short Witty Poetry' Lovers by SwagPower: 11:20pm On Nov 25, 2019
Ebbing flows through the night
night so pale filled with flies
flies so bright and full of life
life terminated by the swords of dawn
Dawn, a cornucopia of endless hope ...

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Romance / Re: I Had Sex With My Fiance's Friend, Please Help! by SwagPower: 10:00am On Nov 24, 2019
Ubunja has said it already..The break up they initiate for no reason at all than to have guilt free bleep...


Once u dump that shii..neva the it bak..

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Properties / Re: Omo Onile In Lagos State: Share Your Experiences by SwagPower: 1:26pm On Nov 23, 2019
Benjaniblinks:
tongue

can only happen in a brown roof republic. They should try this shiit in the north they will know whatsup undecided
wallai..Kwantar da so as a yi!
Family / Re: How Do I Understand/satisfy My Husband? by SwagPower: 12:21pm On Nov 23, 2019
Theyoungmatron:
grin grin grin grin grin Men are crying everywhere oooo. Gender equality when it suits you. If you cannot provide then do the work at home, naaaaa. The wife is expected to provide, birth babies and do household chores to this generation of OCCUPIERS OF SPACE aka MATTER that scream gender equality at every turn. cheesy cheesy grin grin
Shame on you guys grin grin grin grin

As a matter of principle I dnt converse with pple with atretic brains...

So,;I'm Not getting in that mud with u...

Goodnight ma..cheesy
Romance / Re: A Nairalander's Traditional Wedding Pictures With Ghanaian Bride by SwagPower: 12:18pm On Nov 23, 2019
Ariza:
Good thing you didn't take redpills while going your own way to become an Alpha Male. That's the new disease on Nl grin


Congratulations Bro, I wish to walk that path someday.
LMAO..

I'm MGTOW..But fvck is this funny

grin
Family / Re: How Do I Understand/satisfy My Husband? by SwagPower: 11:39am On Nov 23, 2019
Theyoungmatron:
Don't pray for ladies rather pray for yourself and fellow men to be a great provider to their families

Madam r u still in the stone age?..

its the 21st century,we are in the era of gender equality...
The title of provider is anyone's responsibility nw...

Shebi we want to b madt..grin
Family / Re: How Do I Understand/satisfy My Husband? by SwagPower: 7:50am On Nov 23, 2019
Reading the comments from the ladies on here made me realize we need to start praying for these girls mehn..


At this rate most may not end up well..

Guys Pray o!

grin
Family / Re: How Do I Understand/satisfy My Husband? by SwagPower: 7:39am On Nov 23, 2019
Fountainofyouth:



He is not depressed anything abeg, why won't he allow his wife get a maid after changing 4 maids in a year? He is just a vindictive and bitter person, he hates the fact that his wife is the one working and he is the one at home, he just wants to domesticate her by force nah, abi why else will he tell her to do it herself, someone that is working and obviously needs help at home.....
Your man hate is almost palpable...
You aint completely lost yet though..

I'm be praying for you..
Shalom..grin
Family / Re: How Do I Understand/satisfy My Husband? by SwagPower: 7:31am On Nov 23, 2019
SKYloafFISH:
men view things from a different perspective. They are only a one way thinker and only want to Lord everything on us

Who is this one again ?..

Men are only one way thinkers?..

Madam u sound senile..

Seun shld start regulating pple that can comment...Reading people like this kills brain cells
Romance / Re: "Apart From Sex, Women Have Nothing To Offer In A Relationship." by SwagPower: 10:09pm On Nov 22, 2019
lavylilly:
Greetings to you all.

I have a disturbing thought I'd like to share. Recently, i stumbled on a video which had a caption "Apart from sex, women have nothing to offer in a relationship."

I totally disagree with this.

I am not disagreeing as a feminist. I am disagreeing as a sane woman.

In as much as a lot of women folks are guilty of the caption charged against them, i think the male folks should also be blamed as an encouraging factor to this.

Gentleman, apart from calling her to come over to your place for the weekend, have her wash your clothes, keep your house clean and have massive sex. Have you tried to engage her in an intellectual/an intelligent discourse?

Apart from drilling that hole, have you tried to drill and extract her God given potentials from her?

Have you tried to discuss your dreams and aspirations with her and see how she fits in by suggesting ideas that would contribute positively to your dreams?

Apart from taking her to the club and have countless sit outs, have you ever taken her for seminars and workshops?

These are questions a lot of male folks are guilty of.

It takes two to tangle. Until you give her room to show you her potentials, you will never see her showcasing it.

The reason why she gives you just sex is because that is the only thing you require all the time from her ever since you both met.

Require more than sex, and then you will see her come out in her fullness.

(c) Precious Pearls
I won't date u even if u were given to me for free..

U present women as some very passive creatures,almost as simpletons..

Ur write up is saying :
women don't know whats good for them and don't have a mind of their own..they depend on d man to show them how and what to do..


I dnt blame u tho..this d typical mindset of d average Nigerian gal..

I would av said spit but...grin

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Romance / Re: Don’t Be A “Mumu” In Love by SwagPower: 9:05pm On Nov 20, 2019
Solomon8144:
See this one with ironing board yansh sef dey give conditions
LMAO..
You correct but that was harsh bruv !
Romance / Re: What Do Men Offer In A Relationship? by SwagPower: 8:02pm On Nov 20, 2019
Arsenate:

Pansophist is so so intelligent so much so that the ladies on here who pretend to be intelligent don't even bother quoting him grin
They literally do not stand a chance so they act like they do not see his comments.

I'm a huge fan of his.
grin Man's a real G..

I cringe when I see "men" engaging in word-battles with these girls ..

I stan him toogrin
Romance / Re: What Do Men Offer In A Relationship? by SwagPower: 8:00pm On Nov 20, 2019
pansophist:


A girl can not write that, at most, she may silently acknowledge the truism articulated, but it is not in her interest to write such, or that it is likely that thoughts like this feature in her mind. It is not her reality. Not her circus, not her monkey.

Had to be a guy..

Girls are mostly devoid of such honesty..

I stan you Bruv..
Romance / Re: My Friend Told Her Boyfriend That I Am Just A Friend,, Now This Is Happening. by SwagPower: 7:51pm On Nov 20, 2019
Sunisonflex39:
I am not a relationship breaker bro. that's why I have been trying my best.

bruh that's exactly what you are...And you keep referin to yourself as a gentleman..But you more of a simp!..

No freaking respect for the Bro Code...

The guy even called you like a real G to reason with you..(Most guys will go about it more violently..and something tells me you cant handle a little violence)

Then you went and snitched to his fakeass Gf..
And now you come here all holy claiming innocence..
You've destroyed that relationship and u better get the girl and give her what she wants..

The other guys too is a wimp ,why do guys tolerate shii like this..Your supposed Gf getting constantly beeped by some other guy and you still keep her ..

So many Sissies about mehn!

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Romance / Re: What Do Men Offer In A Relationship? by SwagPower: 7:07pm On Nov 20, 2019
franchasng:
As a lady, a sexy hot lady, let me be honest and shame the devil for once; we ladies offer nothing to men, i repeat, we ladies of nowadays offer nothing to men. Even the sex, we enjoy it most if we can be honest to ourselves, we are only selective with who we want to have sex with, but once we find the kind of guy we love to sex, we enjoy sex so much more than the guys.


During the so called sex, we ladies can cum more than 3 times if we are being dicked by our preferred man lipsrsealed lipsrsealed


But men offer:

1.) Money which happens to be the biggest or most important thing in the world today

2.) They offer job, career advice (lots of men help ladies secure jobs, how many ladies have helped a man who isn't their brother secure a job)

3.) Lots of Nigerian men for instance have helped thousands or millions of Nigerian ladies to travel abroad and even help them become citizens of top global nations through marrying them, but how many Nigerian ladies help guys travel abroad or help them become foreign citizens, very few ladies have done that, the rest will be saying they cannot do it so that the guy won't come over and dump them.

4.) Men buy cars for their ladies everyday, we all see it....how many ladies buy car for their man

5.) Men pay rent and build house for their women, how many women build or pay rent for their man

6.) Men date and marry brokeass ladies who have no job, no single dime except pussy, how many ladies date and marry broke men without a job, only their dick to offer Men de try oh no go there sis shocked shocked


My sister, men are wonderful, say the truth....maybe if you are not getting the right men, say it, maybe because you are too arrogant, prideful, pompous and always forming hard-to-get for guys, which makes the great guys abandon you, leaving you with brokeass quality-less guys who can chase a girl for one decade without shame, men of quality don't waste time begging a girl to accept them, they move on the minute you say no, so look inward and change some things and you will start attracting the best guys that will wow you shocked shocked
Wow..The sheer unadulterated honesty is confounding...
I'm in utter shock...
Was this really written by a girl or all those funny guys on here parading themselves as females for God knows why..
Romance / Re: What Do Men Offer In A Relationship? by SwagPower: 6:54pm On Nov 20, 2019
pansophist:


Women have a higher perception of danger. Where a man feels perfectly safe, a woman may not feel safe, the presence of a man is sufficient to create a balance and make her feel safe. If a woman wants a kid, it is only a man that can impregnate her, and potentially provide for her and her kids if he is responsible.

Men by nature have a soft spot for women and women know this first hand. Men generally will sacrifice himself to make a woman feel comfortable, eg giving her his jacket when she feels cold, or even taking a bullet for her. A single google search will reveal thousands of men have been taking bullets and losing their lives for the women they love, so far, I have not seen the opposite.

Humans evolved to be social beings, no matter the material riches, popularity and social class, companionship triumph above all, we can see it with our female celebrities for example. Humans need each other, and more so for women, who need men for emotional safety and in some cases, balance out the chaotic nature of the feminine with rationality and order.

Women want to feel loved, desired and chosen, and if one can see the value of a man past his wallet, it won't be difficult to find out the importance of a man in a woman's life, and what he brings into the relationship.

Need I say more?

Seriously Where are people like pansophist in the real world..When I look around, most people I see are shallow and can never hold an intelligent conversation..I'm awed by people who can articulate their thoughts like this guy does...
thumbs up man!

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Romance / Re: My Fiancee Lied To Me, Now I Find It Hard To Trust Her by SwagPower: 2:37pm On Nov 19, 2019
Lightway:
And ubunja said

That breakup she initiated for no reason
U b Man wey sabi !..
She initiated a brk up to go av guilt free sexcapades ..grin

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Gave Me A Deadline To Break Up by SwagPower: 12:18pm On Oct 04, 2019
@Mensah007
I'm a pragmatist and often spot on when it comes to matters of the heart. And I am telling you that girl loves you and sees a future with you..
This is what you should do..Call up one of those friends u not so close with..beg if u have to..let them allow u stay 4 the weekend..let her see u making much effort..
Let her see you face to face..Talk to her make her understand..Shouldnt be difficult since she loves and wants u with her..

Stick with that girl..

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