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Romance / Re: Is It Proper To Date My Friend's Ex? by Swallowurspit(m): 1:32pm On Jul 20, 2022
ReverseIlamina:
So Me and this girl have been friends last year on the Same Campus though we kept it lowkey. My friend noticed the girl on campus one day and they proceeded to talking stage.

My friend showed me the girl and I told him we were just friends I gave him the go ahead. But actually I was interested in the girl but I wanted to study her before making any move.

So Fastfoward, they dated for a month and broke up. He said he wasn't interested anymore and I could go for her actually. I'm now close to the girl. I had to let my friend know about it. He said he wasn't bothered but went behind my back and told my other friends what happened.

Now all of them think I'm a snake grin. I'm I wrong?

It’s difficult dating a friend’s ex and still be much of friends with him. Except you sef wan chop your own ni which I don’t do, cos my friend has been there and it’s not a scarce commodity.
Politics / Re: South-East Needs Politicians Like Tinubu – Ohanaeze by Swallowurspit(m): 11:15am On Jul 16, 2022
Exjoker:
Exactly what Ohaneze mean by this statement.

How many of the influential Igbo politicians are supporting Obi in his quest for presidency?? Now campare that with the support Tinubu is enjoying from the majority yoruba influenctial politician...

You don’t expect to chop where you no work. Those Yoruba politicians across party lines supporting Tinubu have all benefited from him more in the past. Fayose respects Tinubu as a great leader no be today.

How many influential Igbo politicians have benefited from Obi? Remember he abandoned his roots APGA for PDP.

Ohaneze is stating the obvious, SE no get leader. Obi is just one of the many SE politicians, not a leader.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Thrives In Controversy, Yet He Succeeds All The Time. by Swallowurspit(m): 12:58pm On Jul 15, 2022
Eniitankorede:
Going down memory lane, Tinubu chose Fashola against all odds. All hell was let loose on him. He succeeded in installing Fashola. And Fashola performed excellently well.

He also chose Ambode and Sanwo-Olu against popular agreement in society. Yet they both succeeded to the chagrin of his opponents like Bode George etc.

Tinubu is a political colossus in NIGERIA. He is politically invincible. I dare say that Tinubu will win this general election despite the noise from CAN and some Christian groups. I don’t know how he does it. And he will perform excellently well too.

I’ll keep this for future reference, though your analysis is only state based and other candidates have similar arguments.

manifesto nko?
Politics / Re: SWAGA To Atiku: Get Prepared For Election, Tinubu Is Coming With Full Force by Swallowurspit(m): 8:44am On Jun 09, 2022
alsudan:
Person way no fit Waka from state Box to podium to make statement with full force wan do campaign with full force.

Thiefnibu campaign train go Dey really funny, can’t wait to be entertained and las las he go still lose raise leg up.

Let’s see the miracle he will first perform in selecting his Vice since Muslim Muslim means he automatically loses before campaign and Muslim Christian means he loses the North.

You’re still doing well sir smiley

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Politics / Re: Tinubu To Submit Presidential Nomination Form Today by Swallowurspit(m): 2:36pm On May 11, 2022
meritadavize1:
The walking corpse

Be careful what you say. Death has no criteria. It can ignore the sick and take the healthy.
Science/Technology / Re: See The Crocodile I Killed This Early Morning During The Rainfall by Swallowurspit(m): 11:43am On May 07, 2022
Nairaland giving Nigerians reason to kill all the animals (both harmful and harmless) in their environment just to make front page. Педарази совсем.
Health / Re: Benue University Student Hangs Himself After His Father Reject His ₦50k Request by Swallowurspit(m): 7:07pm On Apr 25, 2022
NeckingNgulping:
You're stupid, Shedrach.. If i narrate what i went through in the hands of my deadbeat father to you, you're going to ask God to bring you back from dead to console me.


Don’t be quick to judge by this narrative. Death by suicide is not a good option, but there is a lot hidden from the eyes, that determines outcomes in the physical realm.

Broken home is one of the major appetiser for evil forces to explore.God have mercy on the dead.

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Politics / Re: Abdul Haady Tiamiyu: Street Children In Southwest Will Be Worse Than Boko Haram by Swallowurspit(m): 9:22pm On Apr 19, 2022
The cleric spoke the truth, but was more specific on his base. It is a wave that might change Africa. Look around you.. Cameroun, Togo, Mali, Niger, South Africa, Zimbabwe…. Africa’s population is booming and the govt. have no structure to absorb them. Now, UK don dey carry Asylum seekers to Rwanda.

May God have mercy on Africa, hard to digest how we the richest became the poorest continent.

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Romance / Re: Why Do People Condemn Sex Videos And Still Share The Videos by Swallowurspit(m): 2:03pm On Apr 19, 2022
DUNDEEMASTER:
I have come to notice that mediocrity trends more than virtues in this life.especially for naija here....and na that stupid stupid things de make pple blow for naija undecided embarassed.

Nobody gives a Bleep about you when you are the modest or humble type..
Don't be surprise, by next week you see big men asking for the girl's identity or whereabout to even promote her the more.


I see the family using this there daughter to cash out big time tongue tongue.

This I have seen cool cool

Young girls look up to the likes of Tiwa and BBNaija soft porn actresses as role models, it shouldn’t be a surprise. Even UK stopped Big Brother Evil but majority of Nigerians dey enjoy am.
It means, we have more evil people than good people in Naija. Forget going to church or mosque. Even the religious centres don turn oppression centers.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Zelensky Tells EU To Go Green To Spite Moscow by Swallowurspit(m): 11:05am On Mar 30, 2022
Going green is still a long way to go. I was involved in a research on green practices and one of the findings is that most industries in the world are into “greenwashing” and only few really involve in result oriented green practices

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ramzan Kadyrov Arrives Ukraine With Threat To "Finish Ukrainians" by Swallowurspit(m): 3:57pm On Mar 15, 2022
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Zelensky Says Millions Of People Could Die If World Does Not 'close The Sky' by Swallowurspit(m): 10:08pm On Mar 10, 2022
Kastonkastroll:
This comedian is hell bent on dragging nato/eu into this war. Like the fool wants a worldwar 3 to start. Why do I have a feeling that the comedian is not even in kiev as the western propaganda wants us to believe grin

There’s war in Ukraine, people are dying while some are cashing out. God help us all.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Volunteer ‘Fighters’ Besiege Ukrainian Embassy by Swallowurspit(m): 9:24am On Mar 02, 2022
Realists:


The uncle Joe's & ameilika wannabes will come for your head, for telling them the bitter truth.
These ingrates are yet to volunteer in their community vililantes to fight crimes, but here we are they want to sacrifice their souls to the relatives of their son of god.
Knowledge is indeed power.

Black race has been really messed up, only God can save us. With all the problems faced in Nigeria and Africa at large, they wan volunteer to go help Ukraine. Going to quench fire in a neighbour’s house, while yours burn to ashes.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukrainian Delegation Arrive Gomel, Belarus For Peace Talks With Russia by Swallowurspit(m): 12:02pm On Mar 01, 2022
maasoap:


Kids here don't know all these and they will never agree now that you have told them. Third World War/nuclear war is becoming real day in day out if USA, Europe, NATO keep pushing some superpower countries like Russia and China to the wall and testing their patience on daily basis. Someone will snap at some point and this our world will never remain the same for many centuries to come.

It’s already written and bound to happen. All we can do is pray and hope it doesn’t happen in our time like some people before us prayed. Some people call it signs of end times.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukrainian Delegation Arrive Gomel, Belarus For Peace Talks With Russia by Swallowurspit(m): 11:13am On Mar 01, 2022
donforeign:
thank God you talk truth. If Dem like their culture na heavenly culture, I no like there . Nigeria wey get all culture, how e be na lol ...oya come carry me go USA oooo oga

I have friends living in both countries (Russia and USA), and they’re doing fine. But some of my friends for Naija are doing finer sef. The koko be say, anywhere you dey, just hustle and pray.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukrainian Delegation Arrive Gomel, Belarus For Peace Talks With Russia by Swallowurspit(m): 8:10am On Mar 01, 2022
donforeign:
if Dem say make you choose where to live, where you go choose Russia or US?

I go choose to live in any of them. Peace is the solution for humanity
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukrainian Delegation Arrive Gomel, Belarus For Peace Talks With Russia by Swallowurspit(m): 8:04am On Mar 01, 2022
donforeign:
if them give you Russia or USA visa ,where you go choose? Oga rich history answer me

Nairaland na wa. So cos I confirmed that Russia has rich culture, you brought visa issue. Well, Oga don foreign, I’ve been to both countries. The fact that Russia has rich culture does not translate to better standard of living.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukrainian Delegation Arrive Gomel, Belarus For Peace Talks With Russia by Swallowurspit(m): 1:01pm On Feb 28, 2022
dammyBoxes:
your own don dey too much. Did america steal your wife? Haba. Go and rest jare. One would think you are being paid for all this your gragra

He’s actually right. They have a rich and rooted orthodox culture.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukrainian Delegation Arrive Gomel, Belarus For Peace Talks With Russia by Swallowurspit(m): 12:54pm On Feb 28, 2022
DoggoneDogg:


Russia has always had a richer history than the West that's why they are always jealous. America has no history. They stole Indian lands.

You’re absolutely correct. You seem to know quite a lot about Russia. Have you visited before?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Western Coverage Of Ukraine War Criticised by Swallowurspit(m): 10:58am On Feb 28, 2022
Armaggedon:
Isn't it funny how many mainstream Western media that run the story of Ukrainian soldiers and later it emerged their were alive. Some called it propaganda but it wasn't propaganda, it was an outright lie and fake news intended to decieve people.

The question is how many news channel was sanctioned by Facebook and twitter for posting such fake news since the conflict began? How many of such news was even blocked by their usual "fact check"? None

Yet many Russian news channels have been blocked by Youtube.

Peace is inevitable
Foreign Affairs / Re: In The Moment Of Russia's Invasion, Ukraine Tweeted A War Meme by Swallowurspit(m): 9:34am On Feb 24, 2022
Laggafin:

Comrade give or take.. you see this War.. Moscow will Loose and if care is not taken she will loose even the Crimea region annexed before now. Putin must learn from history that subtle aggressive diplomacy is far much better than bruttish offensives and assault

Conflict resolution required for peace
Politics / Re: Youths Burn Aregbesola's 'Coffin' & Pictures In Lagos (Photos) by Swallowurspit(m): 8:11pm On Feb 20, 2022
seunmsg:
I love my Yoruba folks, we just can’t stomach treachery. We can allow a lot of things to slide but definitely not treachery. So many people came out in Osun state yesterday to vote for Oyetola not because they like him but to register their displeasure towards the irresponsible and ungrateful behavior of Aregbesola.

I sincerely hope he has gotten the message that Yorubas won’t condone betrayals and support anybody no matter how highly placed to bite the fingers that fed him. Hopefully, he will retrace his steps quickly.

Engineer Aregbesola, who was introduced to Tinubu by A.A Akinyemi (Alimosho LG chairman 1999-2007) and given the slot of commissioner for works. Money and power dey intoxicate some people pass weed. The greed of controlling/imposing on Alimosho and Osun politics has cost him both.
Religion / Re: 17-year-old Pakistani Boy Leads His Entire Tribe To Jesus by Swallowurspit(m): 12:30pm On Feb 20, 2022
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Politics / Re: 2023: Tinubu Should Go And Rest, I’ll Vote For Osinbajo – Edwin Clark by Swallowurspit(m): 8:12pm On Feb 17, 2022
Airfixltd:
Can we allow the Igbos produce the next president at least for the sake of equity and fairness?

Tinubu and Osibanjo should rescind their decision and support a president from the Igbo extarction.

You know one thing I like about the Northerners? They know they have done their 8years and so it is the South and from the SE. But guess what, they will never push it. They will rather allow SE, SS and SW to slug it out by doing so these 3 region will be fighting themselves without knowing it and then dissafection within the South will deepen. That is the Northern political calculation.

To prove them wrong is for SW and SS who have done 8 and 6 years respectively to come together and support someone from SE so power can go back North and then come back South and by then the SE and SS will support the SW because it will now be their turn.

But of course, even though the SW understand this Northern game, greed and hatred for Igbo will not allow them. They will rather dabaru the whole thing believeing they have the vote of the North.

But this their double standard and way of impunity against the Igbos will fail them soon and by then it will be too late.

Your analysis is rational but not political. Every party have their structure. If PDP that is dominant in the south east is not considering Igbo candidates, it’s unlikely APC that has very low base in south east would consider such. Would be a disaster to APC cos anytime any day, South East=PDP

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Announces End Of Crimea Military Drills, Troops Leaving by Swallowurspit(m): 10:47am On Feb 16, 2022
timay1:


Tell that to Cuba. Afterall they had the freedom to choose their own path by aligning with the soviets, but it will threaten the security of USA , hence USA almost invaded them without giving them freedom of choice grin


Conflict resolution
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Announces End Of Crimea Military Drills, Troops Leaving by Swallowurspit(m): 10:20am On Feb 16, 2022
duwell:


Why did they sorround Ukraine with their troops if they had no plans of invading. They chickened out!

Conflict resolution

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Culture / Re: Eating Banana In Public. Right Or Wrong? by Swallowurspit(m): 9:17pm On Feb 09, 2022
Candidlady:


Lol
You said childhood ba? Does it still work now

Na. I lost appetite for mango long time ago. I prefer to suck ‘ofiyo’ as It helps relieve stress.
If you know you know �
Culture / Re: Eating Banana In Public. Right Or Wrong? by Swallowurspit(m): 8:58pm On Feb 09, 2022
Candidlady:
Banana yes


Mango no.. ESPECIALLY the over ripe ones


Can't take oranges too in public.. Don't ask me why ijust find it abnormal

I had a way of dealing with ripe mangoes during my childhood days. Make a small hole at the bottom and suck the juice out with the skin intact. Same for oranges
Culture / Re: Eating Banana In Public. Right Or Wrong? by Swallowurspit(m): 8:53pm On Feb 09, 2022
illicit:
Eat it like a human

Decently

You mean like the pics below?

Culture / Eating Banana In Public. Right Or Wrong? by Swallowurspit(m): 7:48pm On Feb 09, 2022
Banana is a widely consumed fruit known botanically as ‘Musa’. It is rich in fibre, helps improve digestion and also boost testosterone in men. Banana is loved by humans and various animals, but the fruit is mostly acknowledged to be monkey’s favourite.
On several occasions, the fruit has been used as a tool for expressing racism towards the black race, even on the football pitch.

Living in a world with continuous social change, perceptions of the society keeps evolving to the extent that the norms of a decade ago can become taboos of today.

The view of a lady eating banana in public can be fascinating and the perceptions of various people might view it as nothing but a honest action. Some might view it to entail expression of seductive skills.
The view of a guy eating banana might have meant little or nothing a decade ago, but with the introduction of new genders, there are new perceptions attached to it.

Is it ok to eat banana in public, as a lady or as a guy?

NB: I mean the banana fruit gangan, like the pics below

Crime / Re: Could This Be The Reason For The High Rate Of Ritual Killings In The Country? by Swallowurspit(m): 1:10pm On Jan 31, 2022
Quite sad.

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