₦airaland Forum

Candidlady:
Banana yes


Mango no.. ESPECIALLY the over ripe ones


Can't take oranges too in public.. Don't ask me why ijust find it abnormal

I had a way of dealing with ripe mangoes during my childhood days. Make a small hole at the bottom and suck the juice out with the skin intact. Same for oranges

illicit:
Eat it like a human

Decently

You mean like the pics below?

Banana is a widely consumed fruit known botanically as ‘Musa’. It is rich in fibre, helps improve digestion and also boost testosterone in men. Banana is loved by humans and various animals, but the fruit is mostly acknowledged to be monkey’s favourite.
On several occasions, the fruit has been used as a tool for expressing racism towards the black race, even on the football pitch.

Living in a world with continuous social change, perceptions of the society keeps evolving to the extent that the norms of a decade ago can become taboos of today.

The view of a lady eating banana in public can be fascinating and the perceptions of various people might view it as nothing but a honest action. Some might view it to entail expression of seductive skills.
The view of a guy eating banana might have meant little or nothing a decade ago, but with the introduction of new genders, there are new perceptions attached to it.

Is it ok to eat banana in public, as a lady or as a guy?

NB: I mean the banana fruit gangan, like the pics below

Quite sad.

Jumah mubarak

techmo:



Jagaban to the world

Very mature and organised campaign train so far

Exactly 30 years after (June 12 1993 - June 12 2023), Tinubu is about to be sworn in as President , claiming MKOs mandate


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Wow, that would be an accurate history right there…. if ordained by God.

Xman12345goat:
See as osinbajo dey one side like one local aso villa staff

You seem to be having a wonderful holiday. Drink responsibly.

CUMIN:
Going green is a way to go.

It remains girls with small breassts should stop wearing bra to conserve natural resources.

You’re right. That’s upcycle, turning scraps and waste into new products. It’s a green practice just like recycling.
For the breast matter, na law of gravity go solve am.

Winters23:
I made $2m legit from home in 2 months. Who needs abroad when you can work abroad from home.

Bro you mean legit #2m or $2m in 2 months?

Vickyvice:
This one full my village in Delta state. We don't harm it, and it sees humans as friends

No be lie. We have them in Orogun, Delta state. They enter your house without fear cos they see humans as friends. It’s an abomination to kill them there.

Goddys:
It's a shared flat for £300. I was lucky to get one. It goes for £400 here in Edinburg

Nice one man. God bless our legit hustle.

Mercychen:
...
What Happened?
She couldn't withstand Regina anylonger or what?

Women... She has forgotten thats how she too was married on top another woman. Now she can't take it. Hm!

Do unto others what you can take.

Yoruba Adage say “pashun to fi no iyale……

Goddys:
1.5m naira here in UK but rent gulps 250k monthly

250k monthly on rent? You very lucky man. Please where in UK do you get such cheap accommodation cos I thought I was paying cheap @ 450k

Bodmum:
farmer's league, I supposed.

Exactly, that’s all you can think of.

Bodmum:
spitsonyourhead

Impossible, even in your dreams. I’m way beyond your league.

Pidaraz

Bodmum:
gambari...... the name sounds so primitive and silly.

What’s your name if I may ask?

Teslaa:
Lol.

Stupid illiterate

It's so funny we still have some mentally retard folks that still support these guys
These stupid guys keeps denting our image everyday and if the EFCC parade'em tomorrow,some educated illiterate will still heap the blame on the government!

Some specially foolish ones even said nothing is bad in it(internet fraud) because the whites stole our resources in the past.

You can’t be more right. After watching the video, I realised that “conscience” is a gift from the creator irrespective of religion. Count yourself lucky if you have it.

I remember growing up in Lagos seeing dogs, cats, goats and chickens around me, but now even lizards are hard to come by.
In UK with lesser animals, you always see squirrels playing around you.
Sometime ago, few Ghanaians were arrested for killing/eating foxes in London.
Some animals would definitely extinct in Africa if we don’t change our hunger orientation.

See how police designed their faces.
In as much as I don’t support criminals, i hate double standards. I never hear/see where police beat Fulani herdsmen wey dem catch with gun before.

DimIsaac10:
Either United like it or not, they will end in Europa this season.
Ronaldo must play Europa..
It has gotten to the stage where a regular tapper will just tap to score and his fans will hail it..

Can't you just see it, he is not exciting to watch. It's just so funny.

You mean that goal against Villarreal was also a tap in.�

richmond500:
This is highest price for 1GB, this people should stop lying abeg

https://www.visualcapitalist.com/cost-of-mobile-data-worldwide/
U can buy 1GB for N300, so imagine u earn as low as N45k, now compare that to people that buys for $13, how many of these people earn up to $1,500 a month?

Exactly, I once read on this same nairaland that Nigeria has one of the cheapest data price.

proeast:
"If I wake up and hear Yorubas beating drums of war, I will simply return to sleep"~~IBB 1993

You don’t mean it�

Lakum dinukum wa liya din. (Surah Al kafirun)

8stargeneral:
Messi era has gone,he will only remembered for his past glories...his next move will be in china,that's when we will forget him final

Are you trying to say Messi don finish!!!!
He better not go to China/MLS yet o. Ronaldo is still in Europe at 36.

oliverwrites:
Not all patients. Some of us want to be considerate but many of your colleagues ( assuming you are a doctor ) are tw*ts.

My ex was killed in luth cos they forgot to use a lube which they made me buy with my last Kobo and the tw*ts were right in front of me and my ex's mother arguing "I told you to use it, no you didn't tell me".

That went, she died. I moved on. I relocated to my current state, I was wrongly diagnosed by the supposedly one of the best and largest hospitals in Nigeria. Thank GOD for stubbornness they would have killed me with antihypertensive. I used the med for one month and chose I was not going to use it again.

Bought a bp machine and checked everyday ( thrice daily ) and recorded not a single high BP for 6 months which didn't add up to me.

Their head in the same hospital who probably would have checked my results and assumed I was hypertensive and ordered for me to be put on antihypertensive told me I wasn't hypertensive in his private hospital this time.

I suspected foul play when they confirmed whoever wrote the prescription among them made a mistake and I was using overdose for one week of the one month I used it for. Imagine.

Another one gave my daughter eye drop instead of eye drop and had the audacity of telling me "but I am also human" GOD saved him my wife was around and knew my next action I would have legitly taken all the annoyance of the other doctors before him on him.

Let's be honest, many doctors in Nigeria don't care about life.

I feel you man. It’s not only doctors, it’s all professions in Nigeria. It’s the same Nigerian doctors who practice diligently abroad and are highly sourced for. The system is bad in Naija and nobody wants to be held accountable.
Don’t expect a doctor who has been on shift for 18 hrs to give you the best of service.

MOVIC6:
Pride comes before a fall, imagine saying he will never play for Mancity now see where he is...

He’s going to united. He’s a united legend and can’t play for rival.

Patrioticman007:
Jesus son of Mary said " he without sins, should cast the first stone".

The evils of Christianity is still unmatched.
1. Adolf Hitler a Christian caused the death of more than 70,000,000. Souls during the WWII.

2. The Crusade wars led by Catholic church caused the death of more 15,000,000. Souls.

3. The transatlantic slave trade led by the church caused the death of more than 50,000,000 souls & destruction of lives in Africa.

4. The constitadors led by church of Spain killed & estaminated more than half the population of south Americans & lastly the neocolonialism is still unmatched.
The above facts are meant for minds that will Google them before insulting Islam.

You gave a good response, but I would have preferred you not using the evils people did under the disguise of Christianity as a response to the evils, people do under the disguise of Islam.
I sense you are not trying to justify their actions, but to show that evil people sometimes use religion as a concept.

kayuseful:
.great write-up, but I bet your opponent here should rather be Northerners, as they fit your description far better than the Yorubas. The Yorubas have both qualities in igbo and in Hausa in moderate measures, while igbos and hausas are extreme in most qualities.

BTW I just wonder why you people keep pushing the southern division agenda when you ought to seek more of unity so you can easily achieve your aim. You will find it hard to see north west put up articles of how they are different from North central. You guys seriously need to learn diplomacy. Everything no be gragra

My guy I tire o, person just sit down dey write long hateful epistle about an entire ethnic group. I dey always reason before say na Northerners dey write these articles (to divide south) but I’ve realised it ain’t so.

Family would always interfere and want to influence decisions regarding you (especially when you be last born/have elder sisters like OP). It’s up to you to stick to your choice and they’ll accept once they see you got your mind made up and ready to face the consequences and repercussions of your decisions.
Even people like Goodluck, Buhari, even Donald Trump all face interference from family and associates.

KingLennon:
The way people feel agitated when the see successful men of God baffles me. See the people above me complaining of private jets. Abeg na trek him for trek? Or na Passat him for drive?



World people... I tire for una

You’re right to an extent. But I feel successful men of God are not different from politicians. They both are successful on people’s tithe/tax.
Does he truly have 3 private jets?

Health, Safety and Environment is quite broad and you have to focus on the aspect you want after acquiring the foundation Level 1-3. NEBOSH IGC/Diploma is recognised internationally.
There are roles like HSE, Safety Officer, HSSE, Food safety officer, Safety Auditor, Environmental officer and many more.
You can work in construction, catering, facility management, oil and gas, security, airport/seaport, manufacturing companies and any other industry. HSE is required in all industries but Naija has a poor safety culture. That’s why you see truck accidents and building collapse every time.

Check here for more details

https://www.nairaland.com/190295/hse-professionals-house

This is termed “Black Swan”. Something that is not believed to exist (Unknown Unknown). The strange existence and the awareness it created probably lead to the poor animal’s death by the shocked community.