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Islam for Muslims / Re: Another Look At The Critics Of The Punishment Of Fornication/adultery In Islam by Swallowurspit(m): 4:11pm On Jan 21, 2022
Jumah mubarak

Politics / Re: Pictures From Tinubu Support Summit At Abuja International Conference Center by Swallowurspit(m): 3:27pm On Jan 17, 2022
techmo:
cool


Jagaban to the world

Very mature and organised campaign train so far

Exactly 30 years after (June 12 1993 - June 12 2023), Tinubu is about to be sworn in as President , claiming MKOs mandate


.

Wow, that would be an accurate history right there…. if ordained by God.
Politics / Re: The Moment Buhari Signed ₦17.127 Trillion 2022 Budget Into Law (Photos) by Swallowurspit(m): 1:33pm On Dec 31, 2021
Xman12345goat:
See as osinbajo dey one side like one local aso villa staff

You seem to be having a wonderful holiday. Drink responsibly.
Travel / Re: Christmas Tree At Allen Junction In Lagos Made With Plastic Bottles (Pictures) by Swallowurspit(m): 2:19pm On Dec 09, 2021
CUMIN:
Going green is a way to go.

It remains girls with small breassts should stop wearing bra to conserve natural resources.

You’re right. That’s upcycle, turning scraps and waste into new products. It’s a green practice just like recycling.
For the breast matter, na law of gravity go solve am.
Travel / Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by Swallowurspit(m): 5:36pm On Nov 16, 2021
Winters23:
I made $2m legit from home in 2 months. Who needs abroad when you can work abroad from home.

Bro you mean legit #2m or $2m in 2 months?
Food / Re: A Nairalander's Trap Caught A Monitor Lizard. See What He Did With It by Swallowurspit(m): 1:47am On Nov 07, 2021
Vickyvice:
This one full my village in Delta state. We don't harm it, and it sees humans as friends

No be lie. We have them in Orogun, Delta state. They enter your house without fear cos they see humans as friends. It’s an abomination to kill them there.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Salary Earners- What Is The Highest Amount A Salary Job Has Paid You. by Swallowurspit(m): 1:27am On Nov 03, 2021
Goddys:


It's a shared flat for £300. I was lucky to get one. It goes for £400 here in Edinburg

Nice one man. God bless our legit hustle.
Celebrities / Re: I Have Divorced Ned Nwoko - Laila Charani, Moroccan Wife by Swallowurspit(m): 10:20am On Nov 02, 2021
Mercychen:
shocked...
What Happened?
She couldn't withstand Regina anylonger or what?

Women... She has forgotten thats how she too was married on top another woman. Now she can't take it. Hm!

Do unto others what you can take.

Yoruba Adage say “pashun to fi no iyale……
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Salary Earners- What Is The Highest Amount A Salary Job Has Paid You. by Swallowurspit(m): 10:14am On Nov 02, 2021
Goddys:
1.5m naira here in UK but rent gulps 250k monthly

250k monthly on rent? You very lucky man. Please where in UK do you get such cheap accommodation cos I thought I was paying cheap @ 450k

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Politics / Re: Ibrahim Gambari Visit Asiwaju Bola Tinubu (Photos) by Swallowurspit(m): 8:57pm On Nov 01, 2021
Bodmum:
farmer's league, I supposed.

Exactly, that’s all you can think of.

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Politics / Re: Ibrahim Gambari Visit Asiwaju Bola Tinubu (Photos) by Swallowurspit(m): 7:42pm On Nov 01, 2021
Bodmum:
spitsonyourhead

Impossible, even in your dreams. I’m way beyond your league.

Pidaraz
Politics / Re: Ibrahim Gambari Visit Asiwaju Bola Tinubu (Photos) by Swallowurspit(m): 5:05pm On Nov 01, 2021
Bodmum:
gambari...... the name sounds so primitive and silly.

What’s your name if I may ask?
Crime / Re: Suspected Yahoo Boy Reveals Real Face To Client He Duped $600 (video) by Swallowurspit(m): 11:36pm On Oct 30, 2021
Teslaa:
Lol.

Stupid illiterate

It's so funny we still have some mentally retard folks that still support these guys
These stupid guys keeps denting our image everyday and if the EFCC parade'em tomorrow,some educated illiterate will still heap the blame on the government!

Some specially foolish ones even said nothing is bad in it(internet fraud) because the whites stole our resources in the past. grin

You can’t be more right. After watching the video, I realised that “conscience” is a gift from the creator irrespective of religion. Count yourself lucky if you have it.

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Food / Re: The Big Dolphin Fishermen Caught In Oyokotoro, Rivers State (Photos) by Swallowurspit(m): 5:14pm On Oct 30, 2021
I remember growing up in Lagos seeing dogs, cats, goats and chickens around me, but now even lizards are hard to come by.
In UK with lesser animals, you always see squirrels playing around you.
Sometime ago, few Ghanaians were arrested for killing/eating foxes in London.
Some animals would definitely extinct in Africa if we don’t change our hunger orientation.

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Crime / Re: Three Armed Robbery Suspects Arrested In Mowe (Photo) by Swallowurspit(m): 7:01pm On Oct 19, 2021
See how police designed their faces.
In as much as I don’t support criminals, i hate double standards. I never hear/see where police beat Fulani herdsmen wey dem catch with gun before.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Sets New Champions League Record In Villarreal Win (Pix) by Swallowurspit(m): 3:49pm On Sep 30, 2021
DimIsaac10:
Either United like it or not, they will end in Europa this season.
Ronaldo must play Europa..
It has gotten to the stage where a regular tapper will just tap to score and his fans will hail it..

Can't you just see it, he is not exciting to watch. It's just so funny.

You mean that goal against Villarreal was also a tap in.�
Phones / Re: Nigeria’s Internet Amongst World’s Slowest, Most Expensive - Surfshark DQL Study by Swallowurspit(m): 7:20pm On Sep 29, 2021
richmond500:
This is highest price for 1GB, this people should stop lying abeg

https://www.visualcapitalist.com/cost-of-mobile-data-worldwide/
U can buy 1GB for N300, so imagine u earn as low as N45k, now compare that to people that buys for $13, how many of these people earn up to $1,500 a month?

Exactly, I once read on this same nairaland that Nigeria has one of the cheapest data price.

Politics / Re: Masked Oyo Indigenes Give Fulani, Hausa 30days To Leave Yorubaland by Swallowurspit(m): 4:14pm On Sep 27, 2021
proeast:
"If I wake up and hear Yorubas beating drums of war, I will simply return to sleep"~~IBB 1993 grin grin grin grin grin grin

You don’t mean it�

Islam for Muslims / Re: What's Your Most Humbling Verse Of The Qur'an. by Swallowurspit(m): 5:32pm On Sep 24, 2021
Lakum dinukum wa liya din. (Surah Al kafirun)

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Sports / Re: Messi Criticized By The French Media by Swallowurspit(m): 8:32am On Sep 21, 2021
8stargeneral:
Messi era has gone,he will only remembered for his past glories...his next move will be in china,that's when we will forget him final

Are you trying to say Messi don finish!!!!
He better not go to China/MLS yet o. Ronaldo is still in Europe at 36.

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Health / Re: Dr Amechi Obiora Is Dead! The 'O' In EKO Hospital Dies by Swallowurspit(m): 5:20pm On Sep 02, 2021
oliverwrites:
Not all patients. Some of us want to be considerate but many of your colleagues ( assuming you are a doctor ) are tw*ts.

My ex was killed in luth cos they forgot to use a lube which they made me buy with my last Kobo and the tw*ts were right in front of me and my ex's mother arguing "I told you to use it, no you didn't tell me".

That went, she died. I moved on. I relocated to my current state, I was wrongly diagnosed by the supposedly one of the best and largest hospitals in Nigeria. Thank GOD for stubbornness they would have killed me with antihypertensive. I used the med for one month and chose I was not going to use it again.

Bought a bp machine and checked everyday ( thrice daily ) and recorded not a single high BP for 6 months which didn't add up to me.

Their head in the same hospital who probably would have checked my results and assumed I was hypertensive and ordered for me to be put on antihypertensive told me I wasn't hypertensive in his private hospital this time.

I suspected foul play when they confirmed whoever wrote the prescription among them made a mistake and I was using overdose for one week of the one month I used it for. Imagine.

Another one gave my daughter eye drop instead of eye drop and had the audacity of telling me "but I am also human" GOD saved him my wife was around and knew my next action I would have legitly taken all the annoyance of the other doctors before him on him.

Let's be honest, many doctors in Nigeria don't care about life.

I feel you man. It’s not only doctors, it’s all professions in Nigeria. It’s the same Nigerian doctors who practice diligently abroad and are highly sourced for. The system is bad in Naija and nobody wants to be held accountable.
Don’t expect a doctor who has been on shift for 18 hrs to give you the best of service.

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Empties Locker At Juventus by Swallowurspit(m): 5:00pm On Aug 27, 2021
MOVIC6:
Pride comes before a fall, imagine saying he will never play for Mancity now see where he is...

He’s going to united. He’s a united legend and can’t play for rival.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Men In Kabul Mock Women After Taliban Takeover Of Afghanistan by Swallowurspit(m): 6:12pm On Aug 16, 2021
Patrioticman007:


Jesus son of Mary said " he without sins, should cast the first stone".

The evils of Christianity is still unmatched.
1. Adolf Hitler a Christian caused the death of more than 70,000,000. Souls during the WWII.

2. The Crusade wars led by Catholic church caused the death of more 15,000,000. Souls.

3. The transatlantic slave trade led by the church caused the death of more than 50,000,000 souls & destruction of lives in Africa.

4. The constitadors led by church of Spain killed & estaminated more than half the population of south Americans & lastly the neocolonialism is still unmatched.
The above facts are meant for minds that will Google them before insulting Islam.

You gave a good response, but I would have preferred you not using the evils people did under the disguise of Christianity as a response to the evils, people do under the disguise of Islam.
I sense you are not trying to justify their actions, but to show that evil people sometimes use religion as a concept.
Education / Re: Classrooms In Rivers State Schools - BBC Yoruba Shares Shocking Pictures by Swallowurspit(m): 3:15pm On Aug 12, 2021
kayuseful:

.great write-up, but I bet your opponent here should rather be Northerners, as they fit your description far better than the Yorubas. The Yorubas have both qualities in igbo and in Hausa in moderate measures, while igbos and hausas are extreme in most qualities.

BTW I just wonder why you people keep pushing the southern division agenda when you ought to seek more of unity so you can easily achieve your aim. You will find it hard to see north west put up articles of how they are different from North central. You guys seriously need to learn diplomacy. Everything no be gragra

My guy I tire o, person just sit down dey write long hateful epistle about an entire ethnic group. I dey always reason before say na Northerners dey write these articles (to divide south) but I’ve realised it ain’t so.

Romance / Re: How Do You Deal With Family Issue When Choosing Who To Marry? by Swallowurspit(m): 3:21pm On Aug 07, 2021
Family would always interfere and want to influence decisions regarding you (especially when you be last born/have elder sisters like OP). It’s up to you to stick to your choice and they’ll accept once they see you got your mind made up and ready to face the consequences and repercussions of your decisions.
Even people like Goodluck, Buhari, even Donald Trump all face interference from family and associates.
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo: I Wear White Suits To Cut Costs by Swallowurspit(m): 10:39am On Aug 07, 2021
KingLennon:
The way people feel agitated when the see successful men of God baffles me. See the people above me complaining of private jets. Abeg na trek him for trek? Or na Passat him for drive?



World people... I tire for una

You’re right to an extent. But I feel successful men of God are not different from politicians. They both are successful on people’s tithe/tax.
Does he truly have 3 private jets?

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Career / Re: Is There Any Advantage Of Having A HSE Certificate? by Swallowurspit(m): 9:10pm On Jul 28, 2021
Health, Safety and Environment is quite broad and you have to focus on the aspect you want after acquiring the foundation Level 1-3. NEBOSH IGC/Diploma is recognised internationally.
There are roles like HSE, Safety Officer, HSSE, Food safety officer, Safety Auditor, Environmental officer and many more.
You can work in construction, catering, facility management, oil and gas, security, airport/seaport, manufacturing companies and any other industry. HSE is required in all industries but Naija has a poor safety culture. That’s why you see truck accidents and building collapse every time.

Check here for more details

https://www.nairaland.com/190295/hse-professionals-house
Science/Technology / Re: Wild Albino Chimpanzee Spotted In Uganda, Killed (Photo) by Swallowurspit(m): 5:54pm On Jul 23, 2021
This is termed “Black Swan”. Something that is not believed to exist (Unknown Unknown). The strange existence and the awareness it created probably lead to the poor animal’s death by the shocked community.

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Politics / Re: Fulaniman In Austria Attacks Nigerian Olympic Team, Says They Support Terrorism by Swallowurspit(m): 8:55am On Jul 21, 2021
The man said the truth but was not diplomatic in his approach.
I was surprised to see a Fulani man against Buhari and more surprised that the Nigerian Team filled with Igbo and Yoruba disagree with him.

Very unlike nairaland.

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Politics / Re: Igboho’s German Wife, Ropo Adeyemo, Was Arrested With Him In Cotonou by Swallowurspit(m): 9:07pm On Jul 20, 2021
But I heard he has been released by the beninoise govt and he’s on his way to UK (granted asylum in UK)

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Politics / Re: 2023: Zoning Presidency To South "Not A Must" — Zulum by Swallowurspit(m): 7:56am On Jul 08, 2021
jaxxy:


Jonathan ruled after obasanjo for 6 years and nothing happened. The North had to accept it like that. Can the south even agree on any candidate? They are 2 divided and will still need the North to support them in their chioce.

Yaradua ruled after Obasanjo, his death paved way for Jonathan. The North had no choice but to accept. The South don’t have to agree on one candidate, it’s politics, and both Buhari and Atiku got support from the South.
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 5 by Swallowurspit(m): 7:33am On Dec 31, 2020
Hi Everyone,

Please I'll like to know how many days it takes the courier to deliver passport within Lagos.

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