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Politics › Re: The Best Cartoon That Describe What Tinubu Is Going Through Right Now by SWATMan: 8:39pm On Jun 06, 2022
IamWonderful:
Pandora Peter Obituary urchins and miscreants on rampage, political inconsequential people are trying to console themselves
May God no allow us Obidiently become OBItuary, Ezu river death will never be our portion in 2023 in Jesus name
I like your optimism ���
Politics › Re: I Congratulate Kanu And Sunday Igboho In Advance by SWATMan: 6:13pm On Jun 06, 2022
Esama:
Just like a dream biafra and oduduwa republic is here already.

Say northern want to be president .
Get lost You traitor. Go and form your own republic.
Politics › Re: aftermath of today's APC NWC meeting by SWATMan: 6:07pm On Jun 06, 2022
MaskSubzero:
how?
Don't mind the him he is crying within. There expectations have been dashed by the same man they told us is a saint.
Politics › Re: Northern APC Governors Kick Against Choice Of Lawan As Consensus Candidate by SWATMan: 5:14pm On Jun 06, 2022
tishbite41:
E don happen
Water donnpass garri.
Politics › Re: Northern APC Governors Kick Against Choice Of Lawan As Consensus Candidate by SWATMan: 5:11pm On Jun 06, 2022
ryloy:
https://guardian.ng/breakingnews/northern-governors-kick-against-choice-of-lawan-as-consensus-candidate/?utm_term=Autofeed&echobox=twitter_post&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1654530333
There is no need for that. It was a decoy all along to deceive the south into believing that they are against the decision of the president. They can't challenge him because that would amount to suicide. It's a done deal. If the south had forged a common front this would not have happened. Sorry to my Yoruba friends who refused to learn from history.
Christianity Etc › Re: St Francis Catholic Church Owo Bombed, Rev.fr. Kidnapped by SWATMan: 2:09pm On Jun 05, 2022
uchaymart:
May God accept their souls..
Amen!
Those who are encouraging these attacks seems not to understand the final outcome will be the end of Nigeria with no prey to kidnap again but themselves.
Politics › Re: Graphic Photos From Ondo Catholic Church Attack by SWATMan: 1:34pm On Jun 05, 2022
Joezinho:
Hhmmmm. The effrontery..



When you thought you have seen it all, one illiterate from nowhere will just spring one out on you.
You are no different.
Politics › Re: Yemi Osinbajo Goes To Buy Ice Cream After Shettima Called Him A Ice Cream Seller by SWATMan: 1:01pm On Jun 05, 2022
God1000:
Lol, that was a bad joke.

Such Infra dig

Yemi all the way
Ignominious!
This means that if Shettima had called him a hawker he would have gone hawking.
Politics › Re: Jolly Mood After Meeting of South-West APC Leaders (Photos) by SWATMan: 12:52pm On Jun 05, 2022
Joezinho:
God Bless Yoruba People..
God Bless Yoruba Land...

Yoruba people are the real elite of this nation. They are liberal, educated to the core & social.

Olori Pelebes that are bunch of unserious, unrelenting clowns betraying the Nigerian state for more than half a century would surely avoid this thread or come here to spew trash as usual but they are the architect of their own troubles in Nigeria and not the Yorubas. Yorubas never asked them to live in two countries at once...
shocked shocked shocked
Politics › Re: Group Photo Of APC Presidential Aspirants by SWATMan: 12:45pm On Jun 05, 2022
playfrank:
This picture says a lot about Tinubu and Apc grin
It will be bad if they don't give him the ticket.
I have learnt one thing in politics. Treachery is a vice in every association except in politics where the more treacherous you are, the more successful you become. If APC refuses to give him the ticket, it would profound effect on my type that believes in social capital investment.
Politics › Re: BREAKING: FG Declares May 27th As Public Holiday by SWATMan: 12:23pm On May 27, 2022
Areaboy2:
if true, then this country is simply a practical joke
Real joke. I can't believe it's true.
Foreign Affairs › Re: UK Court Sentences Nigerian Man To 12-month Community Service For Stalking.... by SWATMan: 9:13pm On May 26, 2022
Euchariasblog:
UK court sentences Nigerian man to 12-month community service for stalking a woman
A London court has sentenced a Nigerian accountant to community service for 12 months for stalking a woman after he failed to impress her with his 'romantic poetry'

Oluwaseyi Elemide, 26, pestered Demi Witter at her Lavender Hill salon in Battersea, delivering a gift of tea and a card, banging on the salon windows and following her on Instagram between July 20 and 27 last year all of which she didn't approve of.

Wimbledon Magistrates Court heard that Elemide, a University of Northampton graduate even wrote her a romantic poem which she didn't fall for:
‘Roses are red, violets are blue. We fit together like a bespoke three-piece and dapper shoes.’.........Read more
https://euchariasblog.com/uk-court-sentences-nigerian-man-to-12-month-community-service-for-stalking-a-woman/
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Politics › Re: APC Screens Out Tinubu by SWATMan: 8:44pm On May 26, 2022
ajani2311:
I have a feeling tinubu will win the primary and the General election because so many people are afraid of him,,Job 3.25 said What I feared has come upon me; what I dreaded has happened to me
Let's wait and see. The type of political horse trading going on now is better imagined. How come these guys are bent on foisting Someone like GEJ who has not made any contribution to the party? Some times the race is not always for the swiftest.
Politics › Re: SIM Have Only 3 To 4 Months To Rule Rivers Governor by SWATMan: 8:38pm On May 26, 2022
grin grin grin
Same in Enugu. I just saw an online post where it was alledged that the PDP candidate has been indicted by a reps panel for subsidy infraction. He is also involved in a 'Salisu Buhari' certificate quagmire. This 'politricians' are something else. The question is, how come his people allowed such a guy to represent them in the governorship primaries?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Predicts Failure Of The West by SWATMan: 6:51pm On May 26, 2022
oluyenks:
Putin predicts failure of the West
The Russian leader claimed that his country's opponents are attempting to act like global police.

Russian President Vladimir Putin addresses, via videoconference, the plenary session of the 1st Eurasian Economic Forum in Bishkek on the subject Eurasian Economic Integration in the Era of Global Shifts: New Investment Opportunities, in Moscow.
Western nations that are trying to punish others with economic sanctions are overestimating their strength, Russian President Vladimir Putin said during the Eurasian Economic Forum on Thursday.

“More and more countries in the world want and will pursue independent policy,” he said at the international event. “No ‘world policeman’ can halt this natural global process. No one is that strong.”

“They face challenges inside their nations, and I hope they realize that this policy has absolutely no prospects,” the Russian leader said, referring to the US and its Western allies.

Russia became the world’s most sanctioned nation after the West retaliated against it for attacking Ukraine in February. The restrictions were touted by officials as a way to inflict a cost on Russia and destabilize its economy to coerce Moscow into a retreat. However, many nations refused to join the sanctions drive, including NATO member Turkey.


Global markets, which were already under pressure due to the Covid-19 pandemic and the disruption of supply chains, have been further destabilized by the stand-off. Many Western nations have experienced levels of inflation unseen in decades as energy and food prices have surged on the uncertainty.

The event where Putin made the remarks was organized by the Eurasian Economic Union, a regional economic integration organization comprising Armenia, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, and Russia as members.

In his opening speech, the Russian leader explained how his country had no intention of shuttering its economy to the rest of the world. He also reported how Russia was dealing with the sanctions, including by replacing crucial imported products with domestically-produced replacements.
Are you not going to nuke them anymore?
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Supporters Protesting At PDP Headquarters.ongoing(Video) by SWATMan: 3:00pm On May 26, 2022
ModsBanAndDie:
Fvvk off
cheesy
You got me wrong.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Supporters Protesting At PDP Headquarters.ongoing(Video) by SWATMan: 2:55pm On May 26, 2022
ModsBanAndDie:
Your opinion
Childish opinion. Yesterday in Pakistan the followers of IMRAN KHAN are digging it out with the security forces hence they don't know how to play politics according to her. She doesn't understand that man is political animal.
Family › Re: Help Me Locate A Lost Friend Chidinma Opara Of Mbano Imo State by SWATMan: 5:35am On May 26, 2022
Hmnn!
Crime › Re: (Graphic pics)!! Soilders Shot Died In Owo Township This Evening By Kidnappers by SWATMan: 7:13pm On May 25, 2022
Malory:
South West is burning
It's on fire.
Politics › Re: Victims Of Unknown Gunmen Attacks Buried In Anambra (PHOTOS) by SWATMan: 5:17pm On May 25, 2022
God1000:
This is highly unacceptable, the perpetrators of this despicable act must be brought to book
Sure this is heart rending. A lot of killings in Nigeria is going on because the police is incapable of fishing out those who commit this heinous crimes. Similar killings like this were whole families are wiped out have been happening in the north and how many of the perpetrators have been caught? Yesterday it was Deborah today it Fathima who's next no one knows. May their souls rest in peace.
Politics › Re: Victims Of Unknown Gunmen Attacks Buried In Anambra (PHOTOS) by SWATMan: 5:08pm On May 25, 2022
LegendHero:
This is exactly why several thousands of your ancestors were silenced in the North. The empty bragging and irrational actions is exactly why 3million more were wasted.

IPOB terrorists are now trying to outdo the thousands/millions casualties. I wish them best of luck.

Both IPOB terrorists and Fulani herdsmen terrorists are the same. You’re both competing for the maximum kills per day.
You penned the above and still have the the guts to talk. Those of you who try to exacerbate a very tense situation in the name of being sympathetic are the problem. You don't use the comments of a few lots to make a generalisation. In Yoruba land today the killing of innocent people for rituals which has reached a crisis point is even worse than tribal killings going on in Nigeria today. But to some of you it's normal. I I have not seen any post of yours where you are emotional as in this thread. Your empathy is political and treacherous and wicked because most Igbos (who are not nairalanders) condemned the killing. In Igbo traditional institution, killing is abhorred. The greatest punishment known to us is banishment. Because a few people committed an offence (which a lot of Igbos are saddened about) is not enough for you to drag a whole tribe down all in a bid to score cheap political relevance. Better concentrate on using the time you have spitting at the Igbos to emancipate your people from many vices prevalent in your region Which is even worse than than the issue here that has force me to respond to your comment.
Politics › Re: Igbo Marginalisation May Lead To Nigeria’s Extinction – Singer Paul Play Dairo by SWATMan: 4:20pm On May 25, 2022
Joezinho:
Nobody is stopping the Igbos. The Igbos own APGA and the party is all Igbos yet they won't build it so their fanbase can vote enmass..
Respond to what he said is he right or wrong?
Crime › Re: They Have Wiped Out My Entire Family- Husband Of Woman With 4 Children by SWATMan: 2:21pm On May 25, 2022
Creamypie:
at nnewi
This is chilling.
Crime › Re: They Have Wiped Out My Entire Family- Husband Of Woman With 4 Children by SWATMan: 1:28pm On May 25, 2022
Creamypie:
we southerners warned the east at the very beginning that their blind hatred for buhari was the reason for ipob,ESN and that it would degenerate into killings, extortion, robbery, snatching of SUVs for". " ipob transport". friends of mine traveled to the east, lodged in hotel. These miscreants went to their hotel rooms. The helpless management allowed them in. They were asked to raise at least 350 each for ipob, or follow them to see their "Oga", so combined, they raised 550 k. They did same on surrounding hotels, Before the ipob left. They even seized some SUVs within the premises for "ipob transport". I know they took em to d forest and sold them. In fact, ipob is simply a cover for the above named vices. Now, they are outwardly blaming DSS/Fulani, while within them, they regret the existence of ipob, but for safety reasons, lack courage to say it out
Where exactly did this happen?
Business › Re: . by SWATMan: 3:32am On May 24, 2022
I have sent you the pm.
supremegrapho@gmail.com
Christianity Etc › Re: It's Delusional To Think That Science And Religion Are Compatible. by SWATMan: 2:18am On May 24, 2022
FatherOfJesus:
Science and religion are far from complementary. They are polar opposites. The latter is founded on dogma and operates exclusively on faith, while the former is founded on scepticism and operates on rigorous testing and experimental verification (or falsification) of a hypothesis with hard, objective, verifiable and reproducible evidence.

Which brings us to — Since no hard, objective, verifiable and reproducible evidence has ever been presented by anyone for the existence of any god (any of the 8,000–12,000 of them worshiped on different parts of this planet), when one decides to look at the evidence from a scientific perspective the whole thing falls apart. One, inevitably, arrives at the logical conclusion that religion is not really based on facts or the word of a supernatural being, but is instead man-made bs.

Which is probably why the original creators of those tales thought it might be a good idea to add a footnote or two, like “believe and don't doubt”, or “the lord works in mysterious ways”. What they really mean is, don’t ask too many questions otherwise our story will fall apart.

Now, you are welcome to believe that the universe was created by god a mere 7000 years ago, the sun orbits the earth, some dude called Lazarus kicked the bucket but then arose from the dead, another dude called Samson killed 1000 philistines with a donkey's jawbone, or a 500-year-old grandpa packed 9 million species × 2 on a wooden boat which then inbred among themselves in the biggest incest orgy ever staged to perpetuate life on earth.
There is a difference between science and religion. Any attempt to equate both would lead us to the heresy of Johans Metz who saw both as complimentary. By the way I think you' d rather had said empirical instead of "skeptism"
Romance › Re: Help!!! I Feel Depressed And Insecure Because I Have A Small D*ck. by SWATMan: 2:00am On May 24, 2022
Shank909:
Hi Everyone, I know this topic might appear reasonable to some people and some people might think it's nothing to worry about but I want you all to remember the adage that says he who wears the shoes know where it pinches. I know there are one thousand and one problems in the world to worry about than dick sizes but my people it is actually something to worry about too. I am in my mid 30s and married with kids. No gain saying, I'm a very cute guy to the extent that people tell me almost everyday, I'm tall and slim. I'm kind and full of positive vibes, I'm well doing as well I almost got it all but I keep wondering why having a small dick should be my portion I guess it's actually true about the saying that no one has got it all but I swear if there is one thing I would love to change about me is my dick size. I have two opinions about my dick it is average when hard but looks like that of a toddler when flaccid. It's about 3.5inch when it's flaccid and about 6.5 when hard which seem a bit long but slim. To me, I know my dick is small but to many ladies they kept saying it's average and its cool. I never had a girlfriend leave me because of my dick size in fact all my exes never let go totally they keep coming back, one even told me she prefers medium sized dick like mine because it is easy for her to f**k anyday anytime without feeling pains unlike big dicks. She might be telling the truth but my instincts would not agree.

Although, almost all my girlfriends always complained that my doggy is bad and always affect their belly, my wife can't even give me doggy style at all she complains all the time and begged me not to go all in. Well, I think my dick is a bit long but I don't like the fact that it is slim and get more angry and worried when it's flaccid. I'm grateful to God that my wife is not sex freak and I'm kinda sure my size is okay for her. I have tried different type of dick enlargement treatment but I realized all are fake and no enlargement works unless surgery which I might still consider in future. I feel insecure with my size that going to the swimming pool is a problem for me even though I love swimming, I find it hard to wear shorts or strip to my panties in public(pool or beach or even with friends) which I noticed most of my friends who have big dicks do normally. Whenever my friends or younger brothers come to my house for holiday I don't let them wear shorts or something that will reveal their dick size and I used the kids as an excuse. I and one of my friends traveled out of the country and stayed at an apartment for 3 months and I was either wearing a trouser to bed or wear a big short just so my friend will not notice my dick size meanwhile this my friend likes nudity any small privacy he wants to put off trousers. There was a time he asked me why I like to wear clothes to bed but I told him its because of cold.

The reason why I feel depressed is that I think I'm losing self confidence in myself even though I'm doing well in every other aspect, my look and achievement used to bring pretty ladies my way and whenever any lady is flirting with me I would just be thinking inside of me that "is it with your small dick that you want to f**k this one. Some of my wife's single friends flirted with me a lot but whenever I remember my small size I will just friend zone them cuz I don't want any embarrassment for my wife and myself. To make matter worse my type of ladies are the thick ones especially one with a big ass isn't that weird? But one thing that gives me confidence is that I sure know how to make good use of my dick but then it would be better if bigger.

Please nairalanders, how do I overcome this problem and social media made it worse with their advocate for big dick and make it seem like all women like it big and you are at a risk of being cheated on if you have a small dick. Even though I trust my wife to a very large extent and we live in peace and harmony I still can't stop thinking she might want to experience a bigger dick if she had a chance to.
@ the bolded.
If your wife is okay with it, then who do you want to enlarge it for?
Business › Re: Energy Map Of Nigeria (oil & Gas Sector) by SWATMan: 11:46am On May 23, 2022
tritt:
Thanks Bro.....tolyade@yahoo.com
Sent. Check your email.
Business › Re: Energy Map Of Nigeria (oil & Gas Sector) by SWATMan: 11:27am On May 23, 2022
tritt:
Hello Guys,

I'm in search of the current Energy Map of Nigeria for some private study.

If anyone has it available, I will be willing to pay for it.

Hit me up ASAP.
I've been trying to upload it but can't. Send me your email.

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