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Politics › Re: Killers Of Anambra Lawmaker Reportedly Vow To Kill More House Members! by SWATMan: 11:05pm On May 22, 2022
Abdul05:
If it wasn't kanu agitation towards secession this killing of a thing wouldn't have reared its ugly head in South ..

To be candid, it might not be kanu"s henchmen ipob or esn... grin
But,

He has opened the door for bad people to do horrible things..
At last you have reasoned intelligently. Your laugh emoji has reduced to only one. It shows you knew what you were doing all along. grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Victories Very Temporary', Vows Ukraine's Zelenskyy by SWATMan: 10:48pm On May 22, 2022
Lilkush57:
This man is a complete joke
No he is not. Like the Nazis in 1940 -1943 at the battle of Stalingrad. Hitler boasted that USSR was one "big shed that only needs the door to be kicked before the the whole structure comes crumbling" That was before the tide changed. No one can predict the outcome of how any war will end
Culture › Re: Nigerian Women Should Stop Wearing Wrappers Completely; Gowns Are Better!!! by SWATMan: 4:58pm On May 22, 2022
essentialone:
Nigerian women should stop wearing wrappers completely; Gowns are Better!!!
Start with your own wife and stop posting other people's wives in a public forum without their consent.
Car Talk › Re: $142Million Mercedes-Benz 300 SLR Uhlenhaut Coupe Most Expensive Car Ever Sold by SWATMan: 4:45pm On May 22, 2022
Sure waste of money. Money miss road.
Crime › Re: 25-Year-Old Teacher Defiles His 13-Year-Old Ogun Pupil (Photo) by SWATMan: 8:35pm On May 21, 2022
25-year-old Teacher Defiles His 13-year-old Pupil (photo) by Niece: 7:35pm
A 25-year-old teacher identified as Ayobami Oluwatobiloba Runsewe who works in a nursery and primary school in Ago Iwoye has been arrested for defiling a 13-year-old female pupil.

Ayobami Oluwatobiloba Runsewe was apprehended on May 19th by men of the Ogun state police command.

The suspect was arrested following a report lodged at Ago Iwoye divisional headquarters by the victim’s mother, who came to the station with the victim and reported that the suspect lured the victim to his house in the Ayegbami area of Ago Iwoye after the school lesson at about 4:30 pm and forcefully had unlawful carnal knowledge of her.

The blood-soaked pant of the victim was brought to the station as evidence.

Upon the report, the DPO Ago Iwoye, SP Noah Adekanye detailed his detectives to the scene, where the randy teacher was promptly arrested.

On interrogation, he initially denied having anything with the victim, but when the victim confronted him, he was unable to say anything further.

Confirming the incident to newsmen, the spokesperson of the state police command, DSP Abimbola Oyeyemi. said the state commissioner of police, CP Lanre Bankole has ordered the immediate transfer of the suspect to the anti-human trafficking and child labour unit of the state criminal investigation and intelligence department for further investigation and possible prosecution[/quote]I stopped reading at this point.
Politics › Re: No Candidate In PDP And APC Can Defeat Peter Obi On Twitter - Reno Omokri by SWATMan: 6:14pm On May 21, 2022
Mooh247:
Lol .. Peter Obi wont even win in Anambra , the guy ended his political career after betraying APGA

His got absolutely nothing to campaign with ... Just some vague words

What records does he have to showcase?!

Osinbajo can claim credit for trader Moni and school Feeding

Ameachi is the undisputed champion of modern rail revitalisation

Obiano has an Airport to his credit

Akpabio has visible projects like Stadium and 5 star hotel

El Rufai remodelled Abuja

Kwankwaso's bridges and projects are everywhere

Wike can brag about his bridges and ending IPOB terrorism in Oyigbo rivers State

Dave Umahi has many projects like bridges, airport and Medical University

Udom has a functional state owned airline

Even Fayose has stomach infrastructure to his credit


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Mr analyst you have forgotten that Islam teaches all power belongs to Allah عَزَّوَجَلَّ alone. Hence he can make anyone a leader. Your view means nothing to him. You just have Igbophobia in your medulla.
grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Church Bans Nancy Pelosi From Taking Holy Communion Over Abortion Stance by SWATMan: 12:11pm On May 21, 2022
Stallionhorse:
Let he who is without sin be the first to cast the stone!! Church belongs to God not man, only God can ban someone from entering his house.. I totally condemn this act..
Every house has a rule. Growing up as a kid our parents set boundaries that once you cross you will be punished. Her church is right in excommunicating her.
Events › Re: Why I Won't Attend My Cousin Brother's Wedding Ceremony Today by SWATMan: 11:56am On May 21, 2022
Born2winnx:
The wedding is holding today and have made up my mind not to attend because the dude invited me through WhatsApp. It annoys me how children of this days has no regards or character for their elders. they are changing everything all in the name modernization.

How can someone, I know the exact date he was born be inviting me through WhatsApp, no respect at all, sending the scanned card copy there.. what happened to the hardware copy he printed? I had to tell him, he laughed it off saying bros nor vex the 500 copies he printed was not enough to share self. I didn't want to press the issue farther my mind is already made up.
He won't see me there today.

When I did mine, I knew how far distance I trekked to invite his elder brothers face to face, bought several drinks.


I just hope he invited his in-laws through WhatsApp too

Seun
Lalasticlala
grin grin cheesy
When I did my wedding many years back, I took the card and a bottle of St. Remi to my uncle who was living in the same city with me, could you believe he rejected my card and the drink in the presence of my wife telling me that he doesn't need an invite card to attend my wedding! So different strokes for different people.
Politics › Re: Mob Overpowered DSS Operatives Who Tried To Save Deborah Samuel - Tambuwal by SWATMan: 11:43am On May 21, 2022
TMSMedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1420481/mob-overpowered-dss-operatives-tried-save-deborah-samuel-tambuwal/

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Lies. Why can't they open fire on them? Where this not the same DSS that opened fire on a group of unarmed people holding meeting in emene Enugu sometime ago and labeled them as IPOB?. How can an unarmed mob overpower a group of armed men? This is the most ridiculous and shameful defense to be given by a governor who has refused to openly condemn the killing of this innocent girl.
Family › Re: Help!!! My Wife Packed Her Belongings. by SWATMan: 11:29am On May 21, 2022
JRichards:
And the cycle continues. You know nothing. I rather divorce than endure that. Mr. Married man
Kids every where.
Politics › Re: Court Grants South-east Groups Permission To Join Suit Filed By Northerners Seek by SWATMan: 11:08am On May 21, 2022
Emergingnation3:
Lol ! We ain't adding any Value, yet you've been dying fighting to keep us in this contraption, against our every will since time immemorial grin grin.

Empty barrel that's given your Jihadist government and their unity begging goons sleepless nights.. grin
She is pained ignore her. You will always see her in any Igbo thread. She is suffering from Igbo phobia.
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Family › Re: Help!!! My Wife Packed Her Belongings. by SWATMan: 10:49am On May 21, 2022
JRichards:
100% So. Yes

If you rely on advice here, you'll get it wrong.

She has already figured the part she got wrong in your issues so you don't need to overflog it or play the ego card by saying, you left yourself, return. She wants to be needed and as such, you're almost re-proposing to her. Hence you need to reach out, while she meets you mid way


Any other counsel about from this counsel here is to scatter your marriage patapata. The choice is yours. I have spoken
Balderdash!
I guess you are not a married man. This is the worst advice I have seen so far on this topic. You don't seem to understand that if a woman packs her things out from your house because of any issue devoid of threat to her life then she has humiliated you. It is different when it's you that sent her packing and in that case, you are bound to do as she and her family wishes.
Romance › Re: Allow Her To Ride U Man, Stop Punishing Yourself by SWATMan: 10:26am On May 21, 2022
jagorinho:
This useless flatbrain had to drag yoruba into it just because the guys above said igbo girls are bad in bed, the obsession of an average igbo man with the yorubas will be the end of him, you can't blame the guys condemning your ladies, yam legs and unsolicited beards are a huge turn off in a lady coupled with a masculine physique, copulation under these extreme circumstances would be like sleeping with a fellow male.
How did you conclude that the is Igbo?
Politics › Re: Body Language Of Yaradua's Mother When Presidential Aspirants Visited Her by SWATMan: 10:10am On May 21, 2022
This is the most stupid post ever seen in Nairaland.
Haba!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel To Simulate Massive Military Strike On Iran ( Pix, Video) by SWATMan: 4:55pm On May 20, 2022
Hanibbal:
Israel is scared of an Iran with nuclear weapons while Iran is not scared of a nuclear Israel. Who be the real boss sef?
There is nothing like boss here. One is rational while the other is irrational. A nuclear armed Iran is as dangerous as a 6 year old boy playing around with a match box near a leaking petrol can.
Crime › Re: Allah U Akbar: Man Stabs Woman In The Neck For No Reasons by SWATMan: 4:47pm On May 20, 2022
Sardauna24:
Completely lie....
Religious bigotry spotted...
“Therefore, when you meet the unbelievers, smite at their necks.” But the very next line, contained in Chapter 47, Verse 4: “At length, when ye have thoroughly subdued them, bind the captives firmly"

That means you are not a real Muslim but a Kaffir.
Politics › Re: Sit-at-home: Adopt Another Approach. Delta Government Begs IPOB, Unknown Gunmen by SWATMan: 4:01pm On May 20, 2022
BloomingDale:
Lol. Your cutoff mark for Zamfara is 2, and you have the guts to call other people illiterate. cheesy cheesy cheesy
The guy is an idiot, so hate filled. There is no thread about the Igbos that he would not make a senseless comment. I wonder the hatred and yet he would accuse others hate.
Car Talk › Re: Innoson Rolls Out IVM Keke (Pictures) by SWATMan: 11:53am On May 20, 2022
Tinubuadvocate:
How many tyres ?
1 TYRE.
Christianity Etc › Re: Tell Me What You See After 15 Seconds by SWATMan: 6:34pm On May 19, 2022
A dark image.
Politics › Re: Congrats IPOB You Have Won by SWATMan: 6:53am On May 19, 2022
Smoke55:
the war is only there in your family..

This early morning you have started yapping rubbish,hope you had your morning devotion before rushing to nairaland to discuss about Igbos and ipob?

You d*nce have severally proven that you dream,breath and eat ipob..

Maybe ipob caused the killing of Debora in sokoto,the killing of a woman by reckless aboki okoda or the explosion of gas cylinder in Kano..

And also tell us if ipob has been the ones causing previous religious riots in the north since the days of Abraham..

You ediots with fish brain will just open your stinky mouth to talk nonsense..
Real idiots!
Politics › Re: Yahaya Bello: I'll Ensure Zero Importation, Efficient Oil & Gas Sector (Video) by SWATMan: 6:42am On May 19, 2022
This one na political language.
Crime › Re: Rev Fr. Joseph Aketeh Bako Dies In Captivity In Kaduna (Photos) by SWATMan: 10:56am On May 12, 2022
doggedfighter:
No father no matter how powerless will watch his son or daughter killed without lifting a finger.


Men have been known to die while protecting their daughters from rapists.

But everyday we see terrorists overpower almighty and all powerful God , take his priests, prophets, Alfas , pastors, Imam and even God's children slaughter them while he looks on.

Maybe it's all Hollywood movie for him ! undecided

All religious people do is make excuses for him and insult anyone who points out his failures grin


God doesn't exist. He's imaginary !

Rest on, priest !
You are empty.
QED
Politics › Re: 2023: I Will Consult My Constituency Before I Resign – Ngige On Buhari’s Order by SWATMan: 6:32pm On May 11, 2022
duduade:
So you didn't consult the constituency before getting form


Ogun lo ma pa yin
Ogun no lo ma pa e.
Oniranu
Politics › Re: Garbage Pile Up On Abeokuta Roads, Waste Company Blames Diesel Price by SWATMan: 12:57pm On May 11, 2022
tonididdy:
angry
When last you see this Kain nonsense for Edo Metropolis?
How you go say all states na same?
This Yoruba people are natural like this, very unhygienic angry
grin cheesy
Politics › Re: Appeal Court Sets Aside Judgment Voiding Section 84(12) Of Electoral Act, 2022 by SWATMan: 12:52pm On May 11, 2022
drlateef:
What are we going to do about these wailers. Rain fall ,they wail, rain didn’t fall, they wail. What do they wanthuh
Read the content of the judgement first before rushing to call him a wailer.
Politics › Re: IPOB Dismisses Alleged Killing Of Army Couple In Imo by SWATMan: 9:07pm On May 08, 2022
Mooh247:
Now your obsessions require serious medical attention

Continue chasing my comment about and don't make yours...

Na me wey reply your type fvck up



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You need a psychiatric help because you are exhibiting signs of cognitive dissonance. You are slippery in nature and threacherous in your comments coupled with your blind assumptions that exposes a lot about your inner person. I feel for those around you.

Olodo.
Politics › Re: IPOB Dismisses Alleged Killing Of Army Couple In Imo by SWATMan: 8:59pm On May 08, 2022
Mooh247:
My comment reads ; As usual Vanguard newspaper

And this triggered you on insult spree writing over 50 words rant tantrums and insults I didn't even bother reading

Honestly you need help
You are the one that actually needs help.
This was your comment on a related issue in the other thread

Fools

We should not believe Nigeria Army HQ, we should not believe mainstream media, we should also not believe The Presidency, we should not believe the videos we saw


We should simply believe bald headed flathhead Chidi Cali from Facebook who couldn't even spell Cameroon properly

One major lesson of Rwanda genocide is that, not only the murderers and killers were jailed and severely punished, those who went about spreading propaganda, hate speech and misinformation equally bagged a lengthy jail term


And just has FBI used Nairaland post to nab Invictus Obi , Propagandist are not safe here

Chidi should be picked up by the authorities, let him clearify the source of his information
Politics › Re: IPOB Dismisses Alleged Killing Of Army Couple In Imo by SWATMan: 8:46pm On May 08, 2022
Mooh247:
cool



As usual... Vanguard newspaper



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You expected your type of 'newspaper' that rush to the press without investigation. It is in nairaland that i realised that people like you are not different from eel. You have a 'cocooned' and narrow minded thought process that doesn't allow critical appraisal of issue before arriving at conclusion. You only want what confirms or drive your emotions. Vanguard is now an IPOB news outlet.
SMH.
Family › Re: Her Husband Wants A Separate Room by SWATMan: 12:17pm On May 05, 2022
mohziz1:
Hi nairalands...

I received a call from my female friend whose wedding is just a year old, she was weeping on phone seriously.

I tried to percify her and asked what the problem is, she said her husband wants to sleep in a separate room and she told him she is not okay with it.

To cut the story short, the husband had succeeded in separating their room, she said she feels lonely at night and she has tried to talk to him but he wouldn't listen.

Pls what advise can I give to her, and is it okay for a newly wedded couple to sleep in a separate room
It may be that she is a dirty and a disorganized person and the husband can't stand it. There are certain things that can't be said to one's spouse so as not to hurt their feelings. She should watch out for thing(s) the man did in his own room differently to woo him back.
Politics › Re: 2023: The Office Of The President Is Not An Inheritance - Fayemi by SWATMan: 12:08pm On May 05, 2022
Politics › Re: Former SGF Babachirs Open Letter To VP Osinbajo. by SWATMan: 7:24am On May 05, 2022
bizgynbala:
Babachir Lawal’s Expository On Osinbajo That Has Broken The Internet


I have tried to resist the temptation of joining in on the VP discourse first because he was one of my only two bosses while I was SGF, secondly because like me, he is a Christian and a pastor to boot. Thirdly, I had visualized the matter as a Yoruba ethical and moral issue that is best handled by the Yorubas themselves; a sorte of “Gambari kill Fulani no case”.

Let us make no mistake about it: the man has gift of the garb. The man can talk! And he carries along everywhere in his hands, an iPad to convey the impression that he is a modern man, a tech-servy man. And to crown it all he wears an Awo cap. Besides, who earth does not know that he is an Awo in-law?
The truth is that the man is a cunning pretender with ungodly ambitions.

But in deciding to challenge Tinubu in a presidential dwell, the devil has Osinbajo finally trapped. The devil has exposed him to failure, shame and redicule. The devil is extracting his price. And it is going to be a very high price on him.

The PDP press call him the “the poster boy” of the Buhari government. But they refuse to tell him that posters last only until the next heavy rain.

Let me tell a little-known story as far back as 2010. As the 2011 election season was approaching, the then CPC reached out to ACN with a view to working out a sorte of merger or alliance for the pending 2011 election. After a series of meetings between the leadership of the parties, it became apparent that the chemistry was not right at that level because the desired results were not forthcoming. So one of my friends, also a Buhari loyalist and I sat down to review the situation in light of the fact that time was running out. That friend of mine is still alive and serving in the presidency.

To our minds then, the main issue was the challenges of a moslem-moslem ticket especially as Buhari was at the time considered a “no-no” in the christian communities. In order to address this challenge, my friend and I approached Tinubu with a proposal that he should nominate a “loyal” Christian as running mate to Buhari. We emphasized the word “loyal” because Buhari had earlier indicated that he will only seek for one term and no more. Therefore the proposed VP too should be one that would agree to serve for only one term and then clear the way for Tinubu to run for the Presidency. Tinubu agreed to consider this proposal and gave us a date to return for his decision after consultations.

On our return on the date promised, he gave us the name of Prof Osinbajo. I was aghast because I had prayed and hoped that he will nominate either his wife or my friend Kayode Fayemi both of whom we know to be very young, brilliant, hardworking christians from large denominations. All through the night we tried to dissuade Tinubu from this choice but he stuck to his guns insisting that he can trust even his own life to this man, Osinbajo. Besides, he consistently argued that it will not be decent and proper to nominate his wife especially if he was to seek to be President immediately after her own tenure.

In the end ofcourse, another person was preferred by Buhari. CPC then we proceeded to lose the 2011 election. But when another opportunity came up in 2015, Tinubu had no hesitation in renominating Osinbajo to the post. Now this is the same Tinubu that Osinbajo’s hatchet men are denigrating with his ardent concurrence. “There is God woh”.

Surely it is the devil that has tricked Osinbajo into doing this most inglorious act of our time that will number him among the most ungrateful serial betrayers of all time. The consequence of this wicked exposure of his blind ambition will follow him and many generations of his children long after he must of gone. Such a pity!

Mark my words, Nigerians are yet to know the reasons why the President took away all the Social Investment Programs from his office and handed them over to a little known woman that had no prior working experience. And we are yet to know the reasons why he is no more assigned serious duties since the president’s recovery from illness. All these and more will begin to come out after 29th May, 2023. Then the true understanding of who this man truly is will come. Then, he will be left standing; alone, a pariah as if naked in a market place (with no more trader moni).

Kai! Satan is wicked.

When Judas Ischariot behaved similarly, he went and hanged himself. Still, that extreme act of remose could not absolve him from history’s most severe judgement. Was Judas also physically challenged hieght wise? But so was Zachaeus and he was no betrayer.

O God, have mercy on my former oga for he does not know what he is doing. It is pride, greed and ingratitude that has overtaken him. Also please, God forgive those who have nudged him on to this evil, ignoble course due to their own self interest. Dear God it is not too late for him to recant. You are a God of second chance.



If he does recant and repent who knows we might be able to persuade the president to send him to the Hague as replacement to his former Boss Teslim. Or even to the United Nations as Nigeria’s Permanent Rep. These are the places where his “dogon turanci” might serve him well and where he can enjoy his “trader moni” unmolested instead of wasting it on delegates that will not vote for him anyway.

Kai! Satan is truly very wicked and him don trap my boss.
BD LAWAL
If this rubbish posted here was written by a former SGF, then it's means that he is not an intelligent man.

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