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EducationRe: Post-utme Examination Is Illegal – JAMB Registrar by Swazzkid(m): 3:43pm On Jun 14, 2016
hmm..... am just confused n tired as well
...was told UNIBEN pume form is out n now this one..... do u guys derive pleasure from suffering Nigeria students?

BTW... am a bit confused about uniben pume...need sum help
EducationRe: UNIBEN Admission Screening (POST UME) 2016/2017 by Swazzkid(m): 7:21am On Jun 14, 2016
rummeh:
Candidates are advised to have a valid e-mail account before starting the application process.


Click on Student Portal


Click on Register for application. at the top left of the display page to proceed.
thanks bro.....please how do I go about d 2000 fee? can't I pay it in there account n attach d receipt no?
EducationRe: UNIBEN Admission Screening (POST UME) 2016/2017 by Swazzkid(m): 9:34pm On Jun 13, 2016
please am seeing postgraduate on d official sites....don't understand please kindly throw more light on it am a bit confused...thanks
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Talked About His Breakthrough And How He Got His 1st Blackberry Phone by Swazzkid(m): 6:54pm On Jun 10, 2016
nice... anyways dat guy is extremely funny.....more grace to your elbow
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan At London Heathrow With Omokri by Swazzkid(m): 5:17pm On Jun 04, 2016
greatgod2012:
Hope some gullible ones will not say he has gone on exile again!
Of course he has gone on exile....just dat his own exile is different from one country to another, getting recognized and appreciated worldwide for defining d true meaning of democracy

he has indeed gone and still going on a blissful exile( d wailers never knew d type of exile he went and still going) bcoz dis is a positive blissful exile

#Godblessyoumr.presido

#Greatestnaijapresidoever
SportsRe: Photo Of Muhammad Ali With His Mother! RIP by Swazzkid(m): 3:54pm On Jun 04, 2016
Rip....... legend your accomplishments lives on...
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Campaign Promise Of Defeating Boko Haram About To Be Delivered by Swazzkid(m): 5:33pm On Jun 01, 2016
makzeze:
YOU ARE ALL WAILING WAILERS.
well just expressed my candid opinion (ain't a wailer)...u don't expect me to see red n call it blue

#thatsjustthefact

#SAYSSWAZZKID
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Campaign Promise Of Defeating Boko Haram About To Be Delivered by Swazzkid(m): 4:46pm On Jun 01, 2016
hmmm

for me dey haven't fulfilled there promise coz bombing is still going on in some parts of the country

so I say NO they've not fulfilled that promise
EducationRe: 5 Types Of People You'll Find In A Student Hostel by Swazzkid(m): 4:30pm On May 30, 2016
Julietcutie:
hello
How re doing?
EducationRe: 5 Types Of People You'll Find In A Student Hostel by Swazzkid(m): 3:41pm On May 30, 2016
EventsRe: In Kogi, 28-Year-Old Woman Weds 78-Year-Old Man by Swazzkid(m): 2:49pm On May 30, 2016
suzan404:
pleeeeeeaaasssegrin
OK ......I'll think about it
RomanceRe: See What This Lady Did To Her Boyfriend's Car After He Cheated On Her by Swazzkid(m): 2:28pm On May 30, 2016
Dat automatically end d relationship.....cox such gal as a wife would pull down d house wen she Suspect her man of infidelity
EventsRe: In Kogi, 28-Year-Old Woman Weds 78-Year-Old Man by Swazzkid(m): 2:22pm On May 30, 2016
suzan404:
grin you'll vote for her?
Don't know for now (am still pending) grin
EventsRe: In Kogi, 28-Year-Old Woman Weds 78-Year-Old Man by Swazzkid(m): 2:21pm On May 30, 2016
suzan404:
grin you'll vote for her?
Don't know for now (am still pending)
EventsRe: In Kogi, 28-Year-Old Woman Weds 78-Year-Old Man by Swazzkid(m): 2:14pm On May 30, 2016
suzan404:
bro u no see as I dey shine my teeth...pls check my signature cheesy
OK miss
EventsRe: In Kogi, 28-Year-Old Woman Weds 78-Year-Old Man by Swazzkid(m): 2:02pm On May 30, 2016
EventsRe: In Kogi, 28-Year-Old Woman Weds 78-Year-Old Man by Swazzkid(m): 1:49pm On May 30, 2016
suzan404:
With love,all things are possible grin
which love? d woman is after sumtin either his wealth or something else
RomanceRe: "..if Thieves Enter Our House And 'have Sex' With My Wife Our Marriage Ends.." by Swazzkid(m): 1:46pm On May 30, 2016
you re cruel mehn.....even after d trauma of rape u would still divorce her.. .. instead of you to be by her side n console her..... well people lk u mk women tag men bad n put all men in one box
CrimeRe: Children Of Roseline Sougie Who Was Murdered By Her Husband Jafaru In Oshodi by Swazzkid(m): 10:56am On May 30, 2016
God2man:
It is a case of spiritual bewitchment.
Nowadays, More prayers and counseling are needed to sustain marriages.
yeah....you re right....he needs total deliverance n counseling
CrimeRe: Children Of Roseline Sougie Who Was Murdered By Her Husband Jafaru In Oshodi by Swazzkid(m): 10:19am On May 30, 2016
Dis is terrible....hw can a father render his children motherless?....he must be possessed coz I don't see any tangible reason for his actions.......anyways may God protect n guide them
CelebritiesRe: Dakore Akande Flaunts Belly In Crop Top And Pants by Swazzkid(m): 9:36am On May 30, 2016
hmm..... don't see anything amazing abt dat......mother of two?
Christianity EtcRe: "Koboko Night" Church Poster (photo)! by Swazzkid(m): 3:44pm On May 29, 2016
well it's obvious dat isn't a church but a business ground.......anyways d last days will tell
PoliticsRe: Odubu Flying Higher Photoshop by Swazzkid(m): 3:34pm On May 29, 2016
mehnn....this is extremely funny.. (lol)

just imagining how they took d photo though
RomanceRe: A Note To My Toasters! by Swazzkid(m): 6:20pm On May 28, 2016
smileysmiley:
oya don't tell me
okk miss *closes his mouth with cellotapes*
RomanceRe: A Note To My Toasters! by Swazzkid(m): 5:34pm On May 28, 2016
[quote author=smileysmiley post=46057390]love; D




















slip of tongue, abeg give me car, mansion and money[/quote
hmm..... well due to my kinda of person I think I can only gv a girl such gifts without her knowing dat I can afford them....of course on one condition trust me u wouldn't want to know
RomanceRe: A Note To My Toasters! by Swazzkid(m): 4:53pm On May 28, 2016
okk oooo....in dat case bitter leave, hospital too far n pumpkin leaf would be great since u re a great cook.....

besides Wat do u want?
cars, mansions, money
or love
EducationRe: THROWBACK : 8 Things You Can Clearly Relate To If You Attended A Boarding Schoo by Swazzkid(m): 2:50pm On May 26, 2016
NizyO01:
Lol @bush baby that was really really scary
lol...... dose days
EducationRe: THROWBACK : 8 Things You Can Clearly Relate To If You Attended A Boarding Schoo by Swazzkid(m): 7:43am On May 26, 2016
NizyO01:
Oh u forgot to add witchcraft activities,miss koikoi,pink lady,jacking of lockers,some seniors not wanting to go to the dinning cos they don't want guys to think they are food mongers,night prep and it's activities...lol..i remember how I ran home from sch as a junior student,under the pretence that I was sick and needed to threat myself and my mum decided to take me back to sch,oh God u need to see the way I chased after the vehicle as it was leave,if I could I would have jakie chand my way into that car... grin grin grin
my dear dat miss koikoi made me shevered whenever I walked alone in d dark either coming from my late computer lesson from d computer lab or over staying in d prep class....... nt to 4get d bush baby story(lol dose days sha)
EducationRe: THROWBACK : 8 Things You Can Clearly Relate To If You Attended A Boarding Schoo by Swazzkid(m): 7:37am On May 26, 2016
nobody suffer reach me for school[/quote]ipo.......went to sch with d big Ghana must go filled with MA stuffs but only came back with my school bag and a polythene bag.. dey stole up to my underwears
EducationRe: THROWBACK : 8 Things You Can Clearly Relate To If You Attended A Boarding Schoo by Swazzkid(m): 7:33am On May 26, 2016
And also d rap crew thinking dat dey got wat it takes to be d nxt naija rapper ,
also d students who are professional movers coz u can't dere call den thieves ,
d ones dat will move ya cutlery, pens, clothes n even books and d next minute u can't even recognize ur items u would even deny ur items wen dey ask u if it's urs(lol)..
n not to forget d master key holders operating from locker to another
PetsRe: Crocodile Caught In A Canal In FESTAC, Lagos (pics) by Swazzkid(m): 7:51pm On May 25, 2016
Kondomatic:
Ofcourse yes.


I know what's edible and what's not
OK oooo nigga raw but remember "not all fishes are edible some re posionous" same applied to all other animals
PetsRe: Crocodile Caught In A Canal In FESTAC, Lagos (pics) by Swazzkid(m): 7:19pm On May 25, 2016
Kondomatic:
The meat sweet eeh!


White like wool, sweet like sugar.
my guy..... u most be a professional hunter... all animals will be afraid of you... but wait is dere animal you don't eat? (no hard feelings just asking)

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