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Crime / Re: Man Accused Of Murder In Okrika, Stripped Unclad, Given An Oath Publicly (Pics) by sweatlana: 11:34am On Aug 17, 2017
madridguy:
This is serious. I wish we can have this type of oath process in the Nigeria constitution to put the bastards looters in the right lane.
That is eh.. juju no dey waste time at all.
Religion / Re: Use Traditional Means To Find Ozubulu Killers - Aloysius Ikegwuonu To Monarchs by sweatlana: 11:29am On Aug 17, 2017
bishop the drug dealer.

Not ordained Church Bishop.

Op stop trying to decive people

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Politics / Re: No Audit Report On N4.2tn TSA Two Years After –AGF by sweatlana: 11:28am On Aug 17, 2017
Reference:
Under this structure, corruption can never end. How can a whole Auditor General say 'he forgot' to audit the one and only account the government has. The singular financial achievement this government trumpets everywhere. He forgot indeed but has not forgotten to collect his wages the past two years....next please.
HE DID NOT FORGET PLS!

He is under instruction not to audit that account! It's obvious.

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Politics / Re: No Audit Report On N4.2tn TSA Two Years After –AGF by sweatlana: 11:23am On Aug 17, 2017
Who is responsible to ensure that the tsa is audited? Mr president!

Why would a president not want an account audited?
Corruption!

Buhari is corrupt!!!

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Health / Re: Abandoned Boy With Cerebral Palsy In Lagos (Photos) by sweatlana: 11:19am On Aug 17, 2017
Kay17:


I don't see how a regional government would respond better to healthcare
It will though there is corruption, what is the nexus between the masses and the central govt?

We have better access to the state and local govts.
Nigeria as it is is a failed state. We can't continue to do something that is simply not working.
Events / Re: Onoriode Samuel, Nigerian Man Marries Older Oyinbo Woman (Photos, Video) by sweatlana: 11:16am On Aug 17, 2017
Gold digging gigolo.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Barack Obama's Tweet On Charlottesville Becomes Most Popular Tweet Ever(Pic) by sweatlana: 11:12am On Aug 17, 2017
greatfa2013:


Whar do you mean by antichrist and how is an antichrist?
Was America the first country to sign gay law?

I didn't even have the gay law in mind when I made that statement.

Obama indirectly brought isis which is hell bent on eliminating Christian minorities in the middle east.

He also removed GEJ. He meddled I our election. Russia did same to him.
Slice of his own pie.
Romance / Re: How To Make A Man Admire You, Chase You, Fall In Love With You And Marry You. by sweatlana: 11:09am On Aug 17, 2017
Afhounja:


"He who finds a wife has found a good thing"
. They say.

The above quote is proof that he who finds a wife has found someone that will exploit him for the rest of his life.
Lol.
If a man taking care of his wife and kids is exploitation to u, I feel sorry for ur future spouse. May God help her.
The savings I have is for my family. I can't even touch it with out notice to my husband.

I don't blame u guys. Most Nigerians grew up in dysfunctional homes... u can't give what u don't have.
But it would be better if u try to ensure ur kids have it better than u did.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Barack Obama's Tweet On Charlottesville Becomes Most Popular Tweet Ever(Pic) by sweatlana: 11:04am On Aug 17, 2017
Johnfavour:


The maggots in your brain are countless. I'm not sure you're educated.
Not as many as that of buharis brain.
Health / Re: Abandoned Boy With Cerebral Palsy In Lagos (Photos) by sweatlana: 11:00am On Aug 17, 2017
If only health care was a right all citizens have like every sane country.

Nigerian needs regional govt.

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Politics / Re: 10 Things Nigerians No Longer Talk About by sweatlana: 8:15pm On Aug 16, 2017
No one is talking about diversification anymore.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Barack Obama's Tweet On Charlottesville Becomes Most Popular Tweet Ever(Pic) by sweatlana: 7:09pm On Aug 16, 2017
Obama says everything people want to hear but deep down he is an antichrist.

Hillary Clinton's loss was pay back for meddling in the Nigerian election and bringing this disaster called buhari.

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Food / Re: How Much Is A Plate Of Food Sold In Your Area? by sweatlana: 3:56pm On Aug 16, 2017
saaedlee:



please which microwave can one use to COOK food?

Hahahahaha
Romance / Re: How To Make A Man Admire You, Chase You, Fall In Love With You And Marry You. by sweatlana: 9:58am On Aug 16, 2017
TheLordIsGr8:

Ok.


I thought what OP posted was part of "improving" oneself.



Hahahahaha. Good one. Best advice. Meanwhile. Have you bought one already?



Lol. Sorry to burst your bubble. This is truer for ladies. Just buy her shiny things and she'll be yours forever.
But all that notwithstanding, the man and lady could still cheat no matter what you give them



Fixed it for ya.
On your question have I bought one myself?
I didn't have to!
I got married at a time when sane men too pride is buying their woman "shinny things" !
When a men knew that a woman is 100% his responsibility!
My husband is so guarded about me that he won't let my own sister take me shopping and buy me cloths. He waited the next month which was my sisters birthday and sent her back the money she spent on me and more as a birthday gift!
He pays ALL THE BILLS WITH JOY AS A MAN TAKING CARE OF HIS FAMILY!
My personal money is ment for savings.
Today I read on social media on how some e-rat boys are looking for who will pay school fees and feed children for them. Taking care of the wife's personal needs is completely out of the question.
Our modern day man no longer has shame.
So hence the advice.
Hopefully my daughters will marry men like their dad.
However I will still advise my daughters same as a back up plan (Make your own money before marriage).
Then get yourself a loyal husband.
Family / Re: Man Sent To Prison For Failing To Marry A Lady He Got Pregnant In Lagos by sweatlana: 2:44am On Aug 16, 2017
Naijacost22:
This Judge is an IDIOT, Big IDIOT, What crime did he commit?

So is the IDIOT Judge saying its a crime not to marry a girl you pregnant? So why is Whizkid and Davido not in jail?
Because they pay child support!

But it's not a judge who remanded him in prison custody.
It's police.

Nigerian police can arrest a person for basically anything. Including not sleeping with ur wife. It all depends on if the person can pay to make case!

My driver had an accident some days ago and hit someone's fence. Before I got there the owner of the fence had called police and my driver was forced to make a statement.
I settled the man with cash to fix his fence but was asked to pay 20k bail to release my driver!!! I was like what offence did he commit?
It was an accident and I've settled the owner!
Why is he under arrest?

Meanwhile my driver is a retired police inspector!!!
Nigerian police are nothing but shìť

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Food / Re: How Much Is A Plate Of Food Sold In Your Area? by sweatlana: 2:41am On Aug 16, 2017
When I was in yenagoa a plate of eba and soup was 300 with 2 small pieces of meat. That was 2014. I'm sure it must have increased thanks to uncle bubu.


In ph it must be like 600 or 700 on average cos ph is very expensive.

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Food / Re: How Much Is A Plate Of Food Sold In Your Area? by sweatlana: 2:37am On Aug 16, 2017
Ndubuisi2580:
[b][/b]Plate of food In Marseille France is 15 to 20 Euro
That's around 6,000 naira to 8,000 naira[b]
When I travel try to book a hotel room that has a microwave so I can cook my own meals.

The money I spend on food 8s crazy by Nigerian standards
Food / Re: How Much Is A Plate Of Food Sold In Your Area? by sweatlana: 2:32am On Aug 16, 2017
3RNEST:
Here in Abuja my area food no cost, N300 per plate without meat/fish N200
Standard plate, vegetable soup with enuff particles just N400 and u go Gage!! grin... No doubt!

With free toolpick + tissue paper to wipe! cheesy
shocked which area for abj?

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Romance / Re: How To Make A Man Admire You, Chase You, Fall In Love With You And Marry You. by sweatlana: 2:23am On Aug 16, 2017
Dear ladies forget this crap!
Be yourself and don't try to change or conform for any man.

Focus on improving yourself and making money then buy yourself a loyal husband.

The average Nigerian man will forget his ego at the drop of a hat if he sees a woman who can feed him.

Fact!
Romance / Re: How To Make A Man Admire You, Chase You, Fall In Love With You And Marry You. by sweatlana: 2:18am On Aug 16, 2017
MhizzAJ:
Ahan!
Women should do this..women should do that..too many rules just to attract a man..
I'd rather spend my time making money then buy myself a boytoy undecided

Nigerian men and gigolo these days na 5n6
Celebrities / Re: Flavour's First Daughter, Gabriella, Is A Poser! (Photos) by sweatlana: 9:00pm On Aug 15, 2017
Awww super cutie kiss

Perverts keep off!

Before u open ur dirty mouth to say any rubbish about her swim wear, remember u were wince running around nakèd at this age!

Too many idiots on nl.
Travel / Re: Impatient Truck Drivers Crush 3 Dead In Rivers State(Graphic Photos) by sweatlana: 8:30pm On Aug 15, 2017
The money used for buhari medical expenses plus jet parking fee for the past 100days could have fixed this road! angry angry

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Politics / Re: Under Jonathan, Dora Akunyili Was Forced To Work While Dying- Lauretta Onochie by sweatlana: 5:16pm On Aug 15, 2017
This Loretta is a shameless pig! Imagine! Mentioning the name of a dead woman who can't defend herself!

What a bìtch!

This is exactly what apshit represents. Evil sadists!

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Crime / Re: Man Raped His 14-Year-Old Daughter, Made Her Commit Abortion 3 Times (Photo) by sweatlana: 5:12pm On Aug 15, 2017
The evil that men do...

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Politics / Re: Anambra Election: A Condemnation Of Peter Obi's Stance On Female Governor by sweatlana: 5:07pm On Aug 15, 2017
Why is Nigeria under developed??

Because 51% of its citizenry are seen as incompetent, second hand people.

At a time 5 of south Africas 9 governors were women...

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Politics / Re: Rabiu Kwankwaso Dumps APC For PDP With 10 Kano State Lawmakers by sweatlana: 3:46pm On Aug 15, 2017
PHILipu1:
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Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Are you high on something?
2011 elections credible?
In a free and fair election in Nigeria,i don't think there is anybody in Nigeria that can defeat Buhari.
He was always rigged out and it was just the card readers that made 2015 elections a bit credible.
Where did all the hundred thousands of voters from south-east and some south-south states that were always voting for PDP in previous elections go in 2015?
Check and compare 2015 elections to other elections and you we see the systematic rigging that was going on then.

Why did you think that a night before the election,PDP people were still in court to try and stop the use of card reader?
Why did Jonathan tried to discredit the card reader in the presence of media men in Otueke on the day he voted?

If you are waiting for restructuring,you are on a long thing Mr man.
Jonathan and PDP did national conference,did they implement it before they were voted out?
NO.
APC control 5 states in south-west and you think they will not deliver their states?
Stop day dreaming and work with things on ground and keep sentiments aside.
Many Nigerians know that we are not in all this economic mess because of Buhari but because of many years of PDP bad governance when there was oil boom.
OK. I give up. Let's wait till 2019.
Fact remains. buhari is a complete failure.
Politics / Re: Delta Women Shut Ughelli-asaba Road Over Herdsmen Attacks - Pictures by sweatlana: 3:43pm On Aug 15, 2017
sad6
Politics / Re: Rabiu Kwankwaso Dumps APC For PDP With 10 Kano State Lawmakers by sweatlana: 1:38pm On Aug 15, 2017
PHILipu1:
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Stop wasting your time Mr man.
Many people know that PDP leaders still have the money that they looted and most Nigerians will just deceive them so that they can get their own share from the loot.

I don't see PDP smelling Aso rock in the next 20 years because their pass leaders have destroyed the name PDP.

Hahahahaha ona eye go soon clear eh..

2011lection was the most credible. What made buhari lose?

Do u think the call for restructuring which the sw are clamoring for will be swept under threat rug?

Something big is going to take place soon in Nigeria. The status quo must change.
Politics / Re: Rabiu Kwankwaso Dumps APC For PDP With 10 Kano State Lawmakers by sweatlana: 12:04pm On Aug 15, 2017
PHILipu1:
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Votes from the north and south-west will make Buhari/osinbajo to remain in Aso rock till 2023 irrespective of how south-east and south-south vote.
Or you want to tell me that Kwakwanso,Atiku or anybody from north can get somebody from south-west that can be better than Osinbajo that the yoruba love?
Fayose and co in south-west can not match Osinbajo.

Buhari will take north.
Osinbajo will take south-west.

Mind you that APC is more stronger in the south-south than they were in 2015.
And remember too that APC government will be conducting the election and not PDP.
Ona eye go soon clear. Keep on dreaming.
Politics / Re: Today Marks President Buhari's 100 Days Out Of Nigeria For Medical Leave by sweatlana: 12:02pm On Aug 15, 2017
100 days of luxury vacation on tax payers money. grin
Properties / Re: Eko Atlantic City,southwest Nigeria,construction Updates by sweatlana: 9:34am On Aug 15, 2017
emeijeh:


And you disrespect him by using a small "g" and "j"?
I serve a God who is mighty.
I don't know about you.
Well said.
Politics / Re: South East To Build Five Mega Industrial Clusters by sweatlana: 8:51am On Aug 15, 2017
Igbos asleep the most industrious in Nigeria.



Dear bigots I'm not Igbo

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