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But wetin dey surprise me be say all those fake white hat hackers wey dey technology and computer/programming section couldn't do jack about this . Yet na them form pass , they're ways feeling like they are Wozniak's mentor now see their Nyansh for outside

E be like say some kind strong forces wen get power pass seun don take over oo

I too was actually checking comments on seun's profile on Facebook and twitter curiously attaching nairaland monickers to some profiles . It's good to be back though even if it is at the expense of my posts , likes and mentions

Lest I forget it is good to still have my ID and the anti PDP pro APC and anti APC pro PDP war seems too big for seun to handle alone , Nairaland is more of a national oracle that people consult for opinions , advices and to be kept abreast of national and international occurrences . Who knows the political aspect might (not might self) be the cause

Can't find grataeio nymore

All my posts in the politics section are gone even all of this year's

Long live Nairaland !!

Chai I miss Nairaland gaaaannnn

Seun Osewa surely offended some angry hackers , could be political who knows

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Nor be today

Ashawo kobo kobo , how I wish you're infected with HIV or hepatitis B or something deadlier and you die soon

The best is to soak the puna inside hypo oooo smelling puna is the worst thing that will ever happen to a lady!! damn ! now I want to puke

Ahh Mr Onabanjo , that man ehn.

I'll rather not want them to legalize it . There is this feeling that accompanies smoking and knowing that you could be busted , caught or arrested . Okay if it's not a cool feeling it at least keep you apprehensive . Besides there will be lots of bleeped up brains and loonies walking the streets if the herb gets legalized , don't forget that not everybody's medulla is strong enough to withstand the after effect of weed usage

Woe betide whoever that's comparing Modo with VEC . V.E what ?that scared mur'fucker that will rap to whatever kind of pangolo beat ? I'm so happy Olamide is schooling him when it comes to the commercial rap he is so trying hard at . Useless sell out

Ah Godwon murdered and buried Sinzu o , that waiting for you track almost made me shed tears for Sinzu . Not surprised though he's been a battle rapper all along , won a rap battle contest organized by Eminem back in the USA.

Reminisce was high on some Yaba weed for having issues with Vector , thank God for Olamide's army/tushed rappers bashing

Mode9 !!!!! well what else can be said about this bros ? he's the king even Proverb can't contest .

[quote author=sweet-tease]You aren't oo, the pic am actually seeing is not fine oo, abi dey are after your destiny? [/quote]You just made me laugh and laugh and laugh thanks

Lol see fugly guys ,I am the cutest/finest whatever dude on Nairaland but need I upload my picture? lol so immature, when our mates are bragging and flaunting how rich they are.

Well I didn't sniff panties but I did lots worse things . Ahhh is it the mirror under the skirt view ? Climbed into the ceiling to watch brother Tobi phork them pretty gals while I re-enact the scene with an imaginary babe after they're gone ? I hit my sister's friend aunt Bunmi , that sis had a juicy wet puna chai ! I didn't sniff her pant just the way I look at her was enough to get me a one timer then chai . I even punched a hole in brother Michael's door and net ( a neighbor ) to watch live sexcapades , as in hot sexcapades with aunty Funke gyrating and riding the bros to coma omg that aunty can suck . There was such experience that I got carried away- who won't ? I say aunty Funke na pro phorker- while watching live mojo I hit my head on the door gba ! ol boy .............

OP please straff that boy till he cry pls , blend him he is either a Virgin or a one timer , he needs some sexual OT and you will enjoy it , he is a young blood.

Lest I forget ehm what was on the pant ? I mean on that V area gan gan ? Can you please snap some and send them to my email ?

Cock and bull story

"If you keep eye contact with someone for over six seconds , it's either they want to phork you or kill you" - Google facts

Not just extended metaphors , I'm talking about complex deep 8 lines metaphors

Did you guys also forget that Eminem perfected the art of extended metaphors ?

Hehehehehehehe Eminem is a rap god and please don't let me start giving you reasons , just accept it , the white boy is a god in a game dominated by the blacks. Coming from a loyal stan

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Baby can you count how many guys that have phorked you with your first five fingers ? Put that same five fingers in your punny , pls jerk off and stop being bitter okay? Or rather get laid today , you need it.

There was this pretty S.U girl that gave me lots of issues before she allowed me to even touch her skirt , when I entered in between her hips my dyke was lost and she even asked if I was in there . I'm talking about a 9.2 inches dyke ! I quickly feigned sickness and told her to please leave that I'll call her some time later. Inside her was like a buttomless pit , I couldn't feel the walls . It was like a straw dangling in a filled bucket of paint.

I can bet my whatever that the OP's punny is wider than the grand canal of china. Many a time that I've get down with the so called ' decent' girls and even my mom will cry at how huge her punny is. OP pls take a picture of ur puna lets see how 'tight' it is. I know that place smell worse than the deep freezer of a fish depot that's bereft of electricity for a week