₦airaland Forum

Dreynox:
Why won't it crash?

It's not as if majority of the masses have anything to cook anyway

You funny die. But you are right bro

kingthreat:
2015, I will never forget. My boss used to get bulk fresh chicken from one farm in Mowe. I will drive to get over 20kg of chicken. Deliver 10kg to his brother's house and bring the other 10kg to his home. Second time of delivery to his brother's house, it was around 12 noon. Kids were in school, she was the only person at home. Woman was tying wrapper on her chest, opened the freezer for me to put the chicken. Dunno how, wrapper fall. She said sorry, tied her wrapper back. Now asked me, why am I looking shocked like I have not seen a naked woman before. I turned forward, no look back, no hear any word. Go straight to the motor, start dey drive. Dey imagine the sweet breasts and hairy bush I for enjoy if only I played along. Fear some married women.

You just missed an opportunity

johntredon:
The hypocrisy of the highest order from Media and South East.

One of the most tolerant people in this country is Muslims and the Northern state. Northern Muslims have been killed in the southern state in the Christian population, nobody condemn the whole Christianity and the whole tribe in this country from Northern Muslims

Nobody from the Media or Northern state called out the whole Christianity or the whole tribes for the murder of the Northern Muslim in the Christian state or Southern State as follows;

1. The Christians from the eastern state murder the northern Muslims in Anambra.

2. Igbo Christians murder Northern Muslims in Anambra state.

but let the table turn around and some extremists or thugs from Northern states or southern states murder Christians, you will see the hypocrite of the people from the media and from southern states that will blame the whole Muslims and Northern state for the atrocity of some thugs.

When the IPOB started their madness in the southeast all the Igbo tribes supported them.

When the IPOB created the ESN security, all the Igbo tribes supported them

When the IPOB launched attacked and Killed our security personnel, all the Igbo tribes supported them.

And now, when the IPOB launch attacked on Igbo, their people, they are now condemned the IPOB.

As from now the headline, Media, Northern should address them as following;

1. Igbo Christian Today Executed a Hijab wearing Woman and her 4 children in the middle of the road at Isulo Orumba Local Government Anambra
https://www.nairaland.com/7140009/breaking-unknown-gunmen-killed-hijab

2. Igbo Murdered Northern Christian in Anambra State.
https://www.nairaland.com/7140164/unfortunate-gruesome-murder-northerner-anambra

3. Black Sunday in Anambra as Igbo Christian Murdered Northern Muslims
https://www.nairaland.com/7140260/black-sunday-anambra-gunmen-kill

You can create your own media house and start writing provocative headlines to create tension in the country. He goat.

SultanOfPuna:
Zelensky Will do the same on his Birthday

Zelensky will then live forever after taking a selfie with Putin's corpse abi ? You be mumu.

pricklewane:
That is cos you married all n every Igbo ba or is your head damaged. I dated over 100 Igbo girls n all of them cheated one way the other. The last one I dated this wanted me to marry her within 3 month of dating, I jejely declined n in less than 2 weeks her friend send her marriage clip to me but wetin concern me I knew I was not going to marry her any way with her wide puna. After marriage now she is pleading that we meet but I never get time, when I do I will furk the toto again n spit on it

So you enjoy her wide puna and still wish to fu ck the wide puna again. What's so sweet about wide puna ?

InoGetJoy:
You totally missed my point.
Ok, think about this: what do you think of the attack on police headquaters in Imo State? If you've ever been there, you'll know the place is a fortress (government house, State CID, Traffic Police, AKS, SARS headquaters are located on the same street as Imo State police headquaters. In fact, the headquaters is directly across the street from government house). There's a huge gate protecting the entire street and it's the only way out of that area. Obinze Brigade commander's house is less than 5 minutes away, at Amakohia. Obinze barracks is less than 20minutes away. There are at least 6 other police stations within 10km radius of government house. Nigerian Prisons Headquaters in Owerri is less than 100metres from police headquaters. The only way anyone can attack that place is through the air. But it was attacked and the attackers spent more than 20minutes dancing around the government house roundabout and shooting in the air before attacking the police headquaters, and you tell me the government no sabi wetin dey happn?

Also, on the murder of Gulak. Gulak left governmet house before his scheduled time for departure. He wasn't dressed ex1ravagantly, he instead wore a tshirt and jean trousers. He took a uber and not a government official vehicle. There's a direct road to the airport (aba road) but he opted to take another road that goes through villages. Of all the people who passed that road, only his vehicle was attacked and only he was killed. He was killed in the morning, by 12pm the government had announced he was killed by IPOB.

As for the killing of the military couple, reports said they were coming from Benue state and were killed in Nkwerre. I know Nkwerre very well, I was in that LGA the week following that killing. The couple were dressed in mufti, how did the killers know they're soldiers? Of all the vehicles that passed that road, why was theirs the only one to be attacked and why were they singled out? Vehicles coming from Owerri to Nkwerre usually ply Okigwe road, they hardly take Orlu so what went amiss in this their case? Why was their killing so barbaric and the killers did everything to make sure it went viral, whereas we know these useless gunmen usually just shoot soldiers?

All these unknown gunmen being arrested, what happens to them after the (few times) media parade? why haven't the police extracted info from them concerning their sponsors? Why have we seen numerous cases of mis-information including cases where vigilantees are arrested and security forces tagged them IPOB?


There's so many questions and so little answers but what I know is there's something big brewing in this country, and some powerful people are using the tactics of blaming IPOB to hoodwink the gullible masses. My prayer is that whoever these people and their sponsors are caught and punished for their crimes. Also, I want that Simon Ekpa guy arrested, I believe he's working for the government

Read what you just typed. You want Simon Ekpa arrested because you think he's working for the government. Which government will now arrest Simon Ekpa. Does that make sense to you ? Stop showing your stupidity on public forum

Realist12:
Good, I really like the point Oshiomole made , Tinubu is a man that makes no chance for excuses . He's defied odds in the past to provide the best possible results. Lagos FAAC comes to mind . He has a vision I'd implore all critics to drop the sentiments and look into his antecedents and compare it with all other aspirants , if Nigeria can be governed how Lagos has been governed it wouldn't be this bad . He's definitely the best man for the job .
The current state of the country isn't good and we know a lot of candidates will give excuses for their non performance. We need a man who is a goal getter .

Too old and dementia now.

SpatialKing:
And you think Osinbajo is not aware?

A corrupt man using pastor's name to cover face. All politicians in Nigeria are corrupt

virginprincess:
I pray to have a responsible, honest, caring and kind man.
I pray to have the kind of man that will respect my decisions and also take my advice and opinions,a financially stable man.
A man that can accommodate my essences, after all no one is perfect, and most importantly a man that fears God and abide by his commandments,I also love soft spoken men







I don't wish to ever come across a man that sees nothing good in women except sex(redpillers).
A man that drinks, bet, smoke, argues, shout at women, talks too much, stingy,womanizer,cheat and beats women is forbidden to come my way.
Lastly a man that doesn't believe in God.

Go and get clay

jeyem:
Na you sabi! But to be candid, the way this Fulani terrorist dey take fu ck their victims after taking drug! I don’t wanna think about it!!

Those girls p**sy don see hell for just few days. It's so sad I swear.

Pootle:
hope those devils did not near their kpekus before their release was secure

You no get eyes ? They already looked bleeped.

setobaba:
I have one quick solution, go to where you can get all these local herbs drinks like Orin and water view, ask them for Cocosamba it’s sold for 250, get three and buy one energy drink mix it with it and proceed to the next round of sex 30min after drinking. Take note of my moniker so you can come with testimony tonight.



Next?

Missing concussion with energy drink? Heart attach on the way

Dawn91:
this is one of them. He has no food to eat this morning o, probably owes credit to all the petty traders in his area... Extremely poor and frustrated people are the ones you see supporting Russia they can never ever afford to travel to in their life

Ironic isn't it

You are very funny �

EmmyDJourno:
This guy no fit nah, me wey dey jog 15km come try me nah you no go ever off pant around me
Me wey olosho dey toast to be boyfriend after knack, begging for raw sex, say if I date her she go leave the work dey faithful to the dick, another one say, I can’t lose this your Bleep to another woman, another one shout, I can not cum again, I can not ahhhhhah
I no dey like knack normal babe, dey go crazy and start hunting me
Na so one tell me, if I see the woman you marry Las las I would beat her coz of knockout Bleep wey I give am, still no gree date her

Empty barrel

Arysexy:
Seun thanks for the information, however, you are among those that give these extremists leverage to go on and freely intimidate others. You gave the muslims a secured Islamic section where one will have to swear an oath before commenting, thereby restricting comments in that section to only Muslims. But Christians and atheist never had any secured section for them, and what we see every Sunday is blasphemous comments from atheists and Muslims on Christian threads.

Please correct this anomaly now, give every religion equal right or allow religion section be an all comers affair.

No religion has monopoly of threat and violence, and nobody should succumb to such threats


Thank you

And you think Seun will listen and do something about this ?

Bnladan:
Muslims don't blashphem about Jesus or Christianity. We respect your beliefs and Jesus. So y should anybody disrespect our noble prophet PBUH?! One can get away with insulting my parents or even hurting them, but wen it comes to prophet PBUH, I'll rather I die for his honor. This is to tell u how dear he is to us. So don't insult him and u will ever have peace with d Muslims. Deborah brought dis on herself. She knew wat she was doing and the dire consequences. And let me tell u something, if defending the prophet PBUH is wat qualifies someone to be terrorist, please call me one.

You will rot in hell you terrorist.

Gentlevip:
Not worthy of been discussed or make noise.

Once you cross the red line we cross you to the next realm.

Call it jungle or watever story to massage your ego.

We will execute when it is right and heavens won't fall. Call us all the scathing insults and names.
We will do what is necessary. We don't subscribe to the bull and cock mentality that we should sit back, foam on social media and allow the perpetration of this blasphemy go on.

Never.. Bisalam.
May peace and blessings of Allah be on our beloved prophet and Master. Sayyiduna Muhammadin wa ala alihi wasahbihi ajmain

Hell await you if you don't accept Jesus Christ

Bimpe29:
Islam is peace and it's against any form of violence.

The Sokoto massacre and the likes doesn't represent ISLAM.

But deep down in your heart, you are happy that girl was killed

Abdulhakeem7:
Islam is the Solution to the world's problems only if you know

By killing people who do not believe in your murderous doctrine abi ?

jrusky:
My apology I mean no evil or insult but I hate it when some little boys are daring power of tradition that was why I told them they should go where confirm jazz are and they should go and dare any confirmed herbalist then they will know their is different between superstition and reality.

My apology for mentioning ijebu igbo I mean no harm.

Apology accepted. Have a nice day.

damayor001:
exactly.. I believe you 100%. Last month i visited the morgue, dead bodies here and there. I had enough time to interact with the mortician, i asked him if he knocks before entering the morgue, he said " oga nomind all those stories" that sometimes morticians use that to scare people.

Kudos to the guy. You hardly see a mortician who will tell you the truth. That is how more money is being made in the job. I won't say more than this

jrusky:
Oga, Mr man, nwanne obey simply rule and stop asking useless question, too know kills easily you hear.

If those things daze you a slap for disrespecting them for not knocking before you enter their space I swear to God your ear will never work again till you die.

If you like listen to those who claimed everything is fake or superstitious I had told them if they believe jazz is fake or superstitious let them go to Ijebu Igbo and identify a herbalist then slap him and still tell him he can't do anything and let's see if jazz exist or not.

Listen is better than sacrifice.

Why used ijb Igbo as example. That's an insult.

I am waiting for vice President osibanjo to condemn this lol

pmc01:
Nobody will talk about her religion now.

Let her carry a Muslim name instead, they will say it's her religion that taught her violence

islamic terrorist sighted

When you go marry ?

Aufbauh:
Nigeria is a country blessed with so much human and natural resources, strategically populated and position for greatness but yet unlucky with bad leadership over time.

Ordinarily Nigeria should be cashing out from this window but bad leadership won't make us gain from it.

And it's so sad that Nigeria will never get better all because of rotation of bad leaders.

drlateef:
In fact EndSARS only shows that IPOB hates Tinubu. And that Tinubu will always succeed. How on earth do brain damaged people imagine Thant an unelected person, without any power, will give orders that people be killed or shot? But hatred in their hearts is making them to rope in an innocent person. Those of us who are not imbeciles can see between white and black. We shall decide for them at the ballot boxes. My prayer is that IPOB remains on their keyboards on Election Day, typing evil and vituperations on nairaland against Tinubu while we do the actual voting to elect him.

senseless

mauchiz:
His a Christian, and his killing Ukrainians, what sort of Christian is Putin? The Bible says, thou shalt not kill, jesus never killed anyone.
Putin is a devil and not a Christian, we don't shed blood in Christianity.

Putin is not a Christian, he is deceiving himself, both his orthodox priest, they are all agent of darkness.

It does not matter the offence, jesus said we should pray and love not to kill.

Thou shall not kill doesn't apply to war. In war, you either kill or get killed by the enemies. There have always been war since the creation of this beautiful planet and it will never stop until the end of the world, that is if the world will even end.

FutureIsFemale:
May he dies at the operation room IJN.

Meanwhile, behold our next president.

Don't wish your fellow human dead no matter what you think about the person because one day you will also die

olioxx:
Nigeria is far from achieving development. See as stupid Nigerians dey shine teeth dey greet, person wen dem for pelt stone. Nah this same people go collect 2k to vote incompetence, no mention of fixing electricity, and people dey shine teeth.
Nonsense.

There is nothing more to say to people who don't know they are suffering due to illiteracy and lack of exposure. Most Nigerians believes the way the politicians are treating them is normal. I weep for Nigeria

Akmahoghany:
Jagaban of Borgu!!! The Lord is your shepherd, In Sha Allah 2023 is a done deal. Our incoming president. "Advertisement plug" for other products. [color=#000099][/color]

Even if you don't care because of the money involved, try pity your children and your other upcoming generation.

PhilGreen:
I don't believe in any politician though am rooting for a non northerner to become our next president. If this man is young and agile, I'd pick him over the rest bunch of jokers declaring their interest upandan. Whoever ordered the lekki massacre is the kind of man we need to lead us out of this mess, a man without remorse for his actions, a man who doesn't care the consequences of his actions, brutal, radical to the core. A man who can order the clear out of terrorist group even with his wife in their captivity, Yes that's the kind of man we need right now. And don't get me wrong, whoever ordered the lekki killings must face God judgement. Am just picturing the best man for the job

The youths know who ordered lekki killings. We are just waiting for him at the poll.