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HALLO,
WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU WANT TO DO?
COUNT NUMBERS FROM 1 TO 10 OR CALCULATE THE AVERAGE? ITS KINDA DIFFICULT GIVING YOU THE REPLY COS AM A BIT CONFUSED ABOUT YOUR CODE!

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IS THAT SOME SECRET CODE OR SOMETHING?

YEP! ME TOO!

[size=20pt]CODES4LIFE: SOCIAL BOOKMARKING WEB BROWSER? [/size]

I STILL CANNOT FIGURE OUT A NAME FOR IT YET! BUT IT ALLOWS PEOPLE TO SOCIALIZE AND REVIEW SITES THAT THEY HAVE VISITED WITH THE BROWSER. SO CAN I CALL IT A SOCIAL BOOKMARKING BROWSER THEN?
ANYWAYS IT CAN BE FOUND HERE:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-607280.0.html#msg7753114

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[img]http://jist./browser.PNG[/img]

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NA WA O!
PERSON WERE WANT EMPLOY PERSON DEY SENT AM PLS CALL ME TEXT!?!!!?!
HOW CAN?!!!

THE PROBLEM

IN THE WEB MASTER SECTION, MANY,MANY WEB DESIGNERS COME TO ASK THE OPINIONS OF OTHER FELLOW WEB DESIGNERS ABOUT THEIR SITE DESIGN. I HAVE DEVELOPED A BROWSER TOOL THAT OUGHT TO MAKE THE PROCESS MORE BENEFITING FOR THE WEBMASTERS.

THE SOLUTION

THE TOOL CAN BE USED TO BROWSE ANY SITE LIKE ANY CONVENTIONAL BROWSER BUT HAS SOME ADDED FACILITIES AS WELL THAT WILL HELP FOLKS USING IT TO BE ABLE TO MEET AND DISCUSS ABOUT THE WEBSITES THAT THEY HAVE BEEN VISITING WITH THE BROWSER.

THE FEATURES

YOU CAN 'LIKE' OR 'DISLIKE' A SITE. YOU CAN PUT UP A SITE FOR REVIEW AND THESE REVIEWS WILL SHOW UP ON A CHAT WINDOW ATTACHED TO THE APPLICATION SO THAT THEY CAN BE SEEN BY ALL. YOU CAN EVEN CHAT WITH IT!
THE IDEA IS TO MAKE A TOOL THAT MAKES IT EASIER TO SEE AND ALSO TALK ABOUT SITES, (ESPECIALLY LOCAL SITES) THAT WE (NIGERIANS) HAVE MADE.

THE OOPS!  

THE APPLICATION IS STILL IN BETA TEST MODE SO IF YOU EXPERIENCE ANY BUGS , PLS BE KIND ENOUGH TO POST THEM HERE.

THE DOWNLOAD

THE APP CAN BE DOWNLOADED HERE: http://nairaland./NNSetup.zip

THANKS 


OH! LEST I FORGET, THE SNAP SHOT 

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[img]http://jist./browser.PNG[/img]

MAKE A FACEBOOK PAGE FOR THE SITE.
GET STAFF TO CREATE FACEBOOK ACCOUNTS (IF THEY DO NOT ALREADY HAVE IT) AND 'LIKE' THE PAGE SO THAT THEIR FRIENDS CAN SEE IT AND THAT'S THE WAY YOU INCREASE TRAFFIC.

THE BEST IS TO PATRONIZE GOOGLE ADS OR FACEBOOK ADS.

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PEOPLE PAY TO HAVE SOFTWARE LIKE THAT. BESIDES IT IS COMPLEX, NOT SIMPLE SO I GUESS THE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT HAVE BEEN BROKEN!

@turbo47 ,
Do you still have problems running your java "Hello World!"program?
Mail me via the contact page of my site. I will help you do that instantly by guiding you step by step!
Its a promise!

HELLO,
I AM INTERESTED.
WHAT DO I DO NOW?

INTERESTING!
AVOSOFT HOW FAR?

[center][size=18pt]HOME PC AUTOMATION[/size][/center]

FOR FOLKS IN THE ENGINEERING DEPARTMENTS INTERESTED IN FIELDING PROJECTS THAT HAVE TO DO WITH USING THE PC TO CONTROL HOME APPLIANCES.
I HAVE INSERTED A SNAP SHOT OF A WORKING PROTOTYPE DEVICE THAT CONNECTS TO THE PC AND CONNECTS TO THE HOME APPLIANCE. THE SOFTWARE (WHICH I DESIGNED OF COURSE!) THAT CONTROLS THE DEVICE IS INSTALLED ON THE PC AND CONTROLS THE DEVICE WHICH ON/OFF THE CONNECTED APPLIANCE.

[center][size=18pt]A GOOD BUG![/size][/center]

THERE IS THIS STRANGE BUG I DISCOVERED WHIST CREATING A CHATTING APPLICATION FOR MOBILE PLATFORMS. I DISCOVERED THAT THE BUG ALLOWED MY CHATTING APP TO ACCESS THE INTERNET, ON A NOKIA PHONE, WITH AN MTN LINE, EVEN WHEN THERE WAS ZERO NAIRA CREDIT!
NOW I AM LOOKING FOR A WAY TO DESIGN A BROWSER SO THAT I CAN USE THIS BUG TO MY ADVANTAGE!
YOU CAN TEST THE APP YOUR SELF AND SEE IF THIS FREE INTERNET ACCESS WORKS ON YOUR OWN PHONE.
THE APP CALLED JIST CAN BE FOUND HERE: http://jist./demo.html

I HAVE GOTTEN A NUMBER OF MAILS ASKING IF THE ONLINE NATURE OF THE TUTORIAL WILL MAKE IT TRULY EFFECTIVE .
AFTER GIVING THEM THE FULL DETAILS OF THE PROGRAM, THEIR DOUBTS WERE CEASED.
IF YOU HAVE ANY DOUBTS THEN REGISTER AND HAVE THEM CEASED TOO! AFTERALL WHAT IS THERE TO LOSE,IT'S FREE!!! :-)

GOOD JOB OGODZILLA! YOU CAME IN HERE, AUTHORITATIVELY FROM NO WHERE AND SOLVED THE PROBLEM IN ONE FELL SWOOP!

[quote author=*dhtml link=topic=598235.msg7679610#msg7679610 date=1297030190]ogzille es un fantastico amigo. me gusta el solution! yay!! yawa, donde estan los regalos por our amigo?[/quote]HMM, WHERE DID YOU LEARN ESPANYOL, AMIGO?

[center]
[size=20pt]CODES4LIFE: DAMAGED KEY BOARD BUTTON CHARACTER GENERATOR (PART 1)[/size][/center]

OKAY, CODES4LIFE IS A POSTING SEGMENT THAT HANDLES CRAZY BITS OF CODE THAT I DO TO MAKE APPLICATIONS SOLVE MISCELLANEOUS PROBLEMS ON MY PC.

SO THIS IS THE APPLICATION THAT HELPS ME COPY KEYS THAT HAVE BEEN DAMAGED ON MY KEYBOARD TO THE SYSTEM'S CLIPBOARD SO THAT I CAN PASTE THEM WHERE I WANT! THIS ELIMINATES ME HAVING TO GO THROUGH THE HASSLES OF LOOKING FOR THE ON SCREEN KEY BOARD!

YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE APP HERE: http://jist./app_key.zip

YES THE ORIGINAL, BUT YOU DON'T REALLY GET ME YET.
OKAY , IMAGINE YOU WERE GOING TO THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE AND WERE SCARED YOU WOULD BE "LOST"! THEN YOU WOULD LOOK FOR SOME ONE TO TAKE OVER YOUR WORK OF "PUSHING THE BUTTONS TO SAVE THE WORLD" FOR YOU. SO LET US SAY, THAT SOME ONE IS MOI! SO HOW WOULD YOU TELL ME TO ADD THE DATA TO YOUR CURRENT RENT UPDATING SYSTEM? OF COURSE YOU WOULD GIVE ME A GUIDE AS TO HOW YOU DO WHAT YOU DO AND THE TOOLS(SOFTWARE) YOU USE. THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!
YOU ARE GIVING ME PART OF THE WHOLE PICTURE SO I CANNOT REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT AND HOW YOU DO WHAT YOU DO!
IF I HAD A GLIMPSE OF THE WHOLE, THEN I CAN SURLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT WORK BETTER!

Forums / Forum Games / Re: SHOW LAST POST ON NAIRALAND OF THE POSTER ABOVE YOU on: Today at 09:51:45 AM
Ha! You mean Latest member or Last Poster Huh Make no dang sence to me o

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YOU ARE THE POSTER ABOVE ME AND THIS ^^^ IS YOUR LATEST POST ON NAIRALAND AS AT THE TIME I CHECKED YOUR PROFILE, CAPHISH?

okay so you think to solution lies in merging? okay, whats the way forward now?

OGZILLE SHOULD BE THE WINNER OF THE QUIZ, BUT I WOULD ARGUE THAT SINCE CSS3 IS NOT COMPACT-ABLE ON ALL BROWSERS THEN THAT METHOD CANNOT BE EFFICIENT AS IT WILL NOT WORK ON MOST PLATFORMS!

CACTUS IS SUGGESTING THAT THE ANSWER MAY LIE IN HTML5 BUT LIKE THE SOLUTION ABOVE BUT EVEN THAT TOO MIGHT NOT BE FLEXIBLE WITH MOST BROWSERS.

WELL, BUT FOR THE ABOVE ISSUES, I WOULD GO WITH OGZILLE'S SOLUTION.

IF THE OP HAS A TRADITIONAL CSS AND HTML SOLUTION FOR THIS, I WOULD BE GLAD TO SEE IT TOMORROW!

HMM, INTERESTING!
YES THERE ARE MOSQUETOES EVERY WHERE IN THIS COUNTRY! THEY ARE EVEN GETTING IMMUNE TO INSECTICIDES. SOME FOLKS EVEN SUGGEST THAT WE USE JUJU (BLACK MAGIC) TO TACKLE THEM! AS I TYPE I CAN HEAR ONE HUMMING REASSURINGLY FROM A DISTANCE AS IF TO TELL ME OF THE FEAST THAT THEY WILL HAVE OF ME THIS NIGHT!

BUT STILL HOW DO YOU VIEW AND ENTER DATA INTO YOUR DATABASE?

Emmyk:
Ha! I laugh in Swahili. See Kenny G. Now Li-sen, the latest member: is just a new nairaland member, WTF do you expect from 'em
Save that breath en Get a Job please!

NO, NEED TO LAUGH BROTHER! RULES HAVE JUST BEEN CHANGED AND IT MAKEs KENNY-G  RIGHT!

NOW BACK TO THE GAME!

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[quote author=fadekemi ]Forums / Forum Games / Re: Show The Name And The Last Post Of The Latest Member On Your Screen!    on: Today at 12:00:16 AM
@ kenny G for your info am not a new member o registered some years ago. Thanks[/quote]

NO NEED FOR THAT TRASH!
THE WOMAN'S PRIVATE CAN ADJUST TO ANY SIZE OF MANHOOD - UNLESS SHE IS TOO SLACK FORM PERPETUAL INTERCOURSE.
THERE ARE POSITIONS THAT CAN HELP HER TO FIND HER ORGASM IN TIME.
pre-intimacy IS VERY NECESSARY HERE AS IT TAKES HERE ABOUT 60% TOWARD ORGASM. DISCOVER HER center of gravity AND HAND STIMULATE IT A LOT DURING FORE PLAY. CHOOSE STYLES THAT SHORTEN THE V-CANAL AS THIS WILL MAKE THE MAN-HOOD REACH AND RUB AGAINST THE center of gravity.

READ BOOKS ON DIFFERENT POSITIONS AND TRY THEM OUT. EXPERIMENT UNTIL THE BEST SET ARE FOUND.

NEVER FEEL BAD ABOUT THE SIZE OF ANT PART OF YOUR BODY SO MUCH SO THAT YOU WANT TO CHANGE IT VIA SURGERY! THERE ARE 100 WAYS TO STILL ACHIEVE YOUR HAPPINESS AND SURGERY IS NOT ONE OF THEM!

TELL THIS TO YOUR FRIEND AND GIVE FEEDBACK OF WHAT HE INTENDS TO DO.

HMM, HOW DO YOU RUN THAT SCRIPT? DO YOU USE A FORM? WHERE DO YOU GET THE VALUES THAT ENTER INTO THE PRERENTHIST TABLE? I AM CURIOUS TO LEARN HOW YOU DID THAT! OR ARE YOU SHOWING A PIECE OF THE CODE?

HOW DID YOU SOLVE YOUR LAST PROBLEM?

OH AND FOR THE TRANSLATION OF WHAT I SAID LAST TIME WE MET.

NO SLEEP LEAVE ME O! ---> DO NOT SLEEP OFF AND LEAVE ME HERE WAITING FOR YOU TO POST BACK

MOSQUITOES DEY KILL ME FOR HERE! ---> WE HAVE THOSE VAMPIRE BLOOD SUCKING CREATURES EVERYWHERE IN OUR COUNTRY. THEY TAKE OVER FROM FILES AT NIGHT AND REALLY TORMENT US. SO THEY WERE BITING ME LIKE HELL!

I DEY SOUND THEM SLAP AND DEM DEY DO ME ODEOSHI! ---> I AM ATTACKING THEM BACK WITH SLAPS BUT ITS LIKE THEY JUST TAKE MY BLOWS, DUST DIRT OFF THEIR SHOULDERS AND SAY: THAT AIN'T NOTHING!

TRY : http://utiware.net

A NIGERIAN WEB-HOST COMPANY. THEY ARE THE BEST FOR ME.

charlei:

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NA CHARLIE MAN-NO VEX- BOY BE THIS?

demiladesa:

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NOTHING AGAIN!

abiola007:
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HMM, A YORUBA JAMES BOND. DON'T THINK THIS VERSION WILL LAST VERY LONG AS HIS PEOPLE ARE SAID TO FEAR TOO MUCH!

boss2011:

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ANOTHER ROOKIE!

good work man! i always admire a fellow programmer do our green nation proud! more sweet palmwine to your brains man! ( we don't need grease for our elbows now, do we! we use our heads! )