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Ha ha ha!

That's a first!

Marketing a domain name with no site!

Yes, well done!

[quote author=nne_mak link=topic=853474.msg10036993#msg10036993 date=1327414932]^^^^^ 1 guess she is just 15 years old [/quote]Na lie! She no pass 12 yrs. na because she no wear make up!

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https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-854006.0.html#msg10037403

Saw this in the Webmasters Section. Guess the poster is a newbie here, so I thought I would put this were it belongs.

virgodes:
I met this woman through a mutual friend! We had this attraction that was just unexplainable. After the third day of knowing her she gave me her address after I asked for it and we Were Intimate for almost 2 hours. Probably the best and hottest sex of my life. We continued to see each other every evening for the next 2 weeks. The only reason we did not continue this is because her husband came back from deployment. Yes, he was deployed. We did not just Be Intimate, but rather spent time getting to know one another and in the mean time fell for each other. We ended up saying "I love you". The feelings we had grew strong and stronger and even continued to grow after her husband came home, even though we couldn't see each other. We had a connection that was stronger than anything either of us have felt before, and not just intimate. After all the talking and even the day's I took off work to spend the whole day with her, we realized how perfect we would be together.

The problem is obvious though, we are both married (unhappy with our current relationships obviously or this most likely wouldn't have occurred) and both of us have a baby. Her husband is a controlling freak who constantly puts her down and makes her feel like ****, he can't let go of her past which included sex and drugs, again making her feel horrible about something she did before they met and can't currently control. He's young and immature and doesn't deserve a girl like her! She changed the person she was to fit his needs and after being with me, realized this and changed back to the who she was before they met.

Now, all this being said he has been back from deployment for a little over 3 weeks but has spent all that time with family and has not been alone with her and his son since he has been back. They have not returned back to their normal routine. She say's things are going good (for now) but I believe it is only because it's fresh and new now that he is back and once they get back to their routine and are alone, he will go back to being the Joystick he was before. People don't change! (experience). We both decided we would work on our marriages and see how they went first. Mine is not going as well as hers, plain and simple, It's ****. No love, no connection, anyways, all I have been able to do is think about this woman who I can't txt or call because her husband controls her every move and she can't ever get away or do anything without him barging in (no trust). How do I know there is no trust, by how controlling of her he is, it's ridiculous. By the way, this is the first time her or I have ever done anything like this, it's not normal and we both never ever thought it would happen. So all I can do is think about her and how much I want to be with her and take care of her and treat her the way she deserves to be treated as well as taking care of her child of which I have no problem doing, and would enjoy it.

Now, any advice on what I should do? To sum it up, I'm married and in love with another man's wife, she feels the same about me as I do her although she is currently not acting on her feelings where as I am having an extremely difficult time not doing. I want him to know that she cheated so he knows who he is married to, but without anyone finding out was me, and without her finding out that I spilled the beans. With him finding this out they would definitely not be together anymore therefore making her available to be with me. I'm a horrible person I guess because I have no issues with divorcing my wife. We've been married for over 3 years but there is no love in our marriage anymore, it's like two strangers living in a house raising a kid together. Any suggestions?

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Hey, did you use Google translator to write that? cos your speaking English, but making no sense!

AMONIBIA:
I am very interested
I have basic knowledge in elctronics designs and JAVA programming
I believe this team will propel me to do research and start working on projects

Name #AMONIBIA CHRISTIAN IYALLA
EMAIL# christian_iyalla@yahoo.com
PHONE #07035327[b]419[/b]

I like the last 3 digits of this your phone number!

^^
You are joking right?
You really expect a vessle owner to come here to expecting to find a seaman? in the programming board? Horrible Marketing.

Statement of the Problem:
1. Wrong audience targeting platform
2. Poor packaging of skills

Solution to the Problem

1. Get a blog/site that's all about you and what you do. Post pictures of you working in your previous places of assignment and put up and constantly update your CV there.
1.1 Try and get any of your previous employers to come to the site/blog to make recommendations and attestations about you, Let them,(if they agree to it) put their contact details so that if any one wants to confirm the attestations, they can call them and ask. This will greatly help to authenticate your claim for the visiting public to belive that you can do what you say you can do.
1.2 Talk about something in your field of expertise. Always update your blog/site with this information. This will show to the public how well you know your field of work, plus, when someone Googles up a word of term about your field of study, your blog is likely to appear in the search results and from there they can visit your blog/site and get to meet you and even hire you.

2. Advertise
2.1 It will cost you but you have to spend money to make money. even the bible agrees with that business rule: Whatever you sow(money), you shall reap a hundred fold, pressed down, shaken(but not stirred-4[/b]007fans ), and turned over(more money). So choose from Google or Facebook or Yahoo.


[b]Conclusion

It is hoped that after appling the aboved mentioned methods, you will make an incredible impact in your financial life. Goodluck (Not Jonathan) to you my friend!

How to write the Statement of the Problem Section:
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After we have introduced the reader to the core elements behind the workings of the current problematic system, the next step is to IDENTIFY the problems of the system which make it problematic. To write this section you will need to list each problem and outline it i.e. explain it.
Hint: Try and make your list of problems be up to five or more.

Next we shall look at how to write this section with another example. . .

@ ignorantguru , thanks. I surely will keep it up!

Now let's continue,

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No slower!

If you live in Lagos, computer village
else
any store that sells computer accessories will have it.

Ohhhhhhh!

Okay, I see.

After a while they put on this ridiculous black screen message. . .

SOLUTION:

Turn off JavaScript on your browser and access the site like no man's business!

I mean seriously, what are you guys talking about? Wikipedia was never blocked for me!

Er eh! Nothing dey happen for my side sha!

teemy:
@dhtml, you almost sacred me with that title when I partially read it. Abeg no do that kain tin again o.

[quote author=*dhtml link=topic=848209.msg9989535#msg9989535 date=1326866187]A site dies if it is not accessible now? I wonder how long it will take my host to fix it. . . .maybe i might have to wait till next month. I was too distracted by the subsidy stuff to pay attention. Lets see how it goes.[/quote]Actually, what teemy taught he saw was: Dhtmlxxxxxxx Dies , which is what anyone glancing and scrolling through the board would also see! So it could really be scary!

It's inevitable that I must continue this post, and that I shall! We are to create a LED lighter, connected to the PC, running windows that is activated by voice prompt to on/off itself.

Demonstrations(Not the public and street kind o! Before somebody jails me for treason! ) with pictures will start tomorrow. . .

Good Night!

Proposal of the topic: The Post Office Vacancy Notification System | Introduction Section Example.
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Note: Words written in brackets () are comments made by me to you and not a part of the Section Write up.

1.1 INTRODUCTION (Take note on how the section is numbered and titled in block)

(First I will start with a paragraph about the current system’s element-the post office)

The Post office is responsible primarily for the collection and delivery of mails and parcels to remote destinations usually separated by towns, cites or countries. Until the late decade, the delivery of mails and packages to remote locations was done through the post office service but since then, with the advent of the internet, the role of the Post office as the primary means of mail delivery, was replaced by the electronic mail or the email. Nowadays, business cards of organizations and companies have long since replaced the ‘P.O. Box:’ label with the ‘email address:’ label, making the delivery of mails via the post office an obsolete practice. However, since physical parcels cannot be transferred from one location to the next through the email system, the Post office is still used as a means to send physical materials from one place to another. (Now I will introduce the second element of the system -Vacancy- in the next paragraph)

As a result of the nature of the activities that go on there, the Post office is seen as a public infrastructure open to all sections of public, as anybody and everybody can go there to either send or receive mails. This makes the Post office a convenient spot to place public notices such as awareness campaigns, government public announcements, job vacancies and adverts for members of the public to read. Of the lot, the most widely read notices are those on job vacancies as every year, fresh graduates leave school and look for employment into the country’s labor market. Hence, many Post offices situated in cities and towns across the country are seen as a viable and cheap source of information, especially for the unemployed youth, about the employment opportunities available in the area of location of the post offices.


There ends our example on how to introduce a project topic in the proposal. Next we shall look at the next section on the proposal list, the Statement of the Problem.

Take heart bro! Hope you find an everlasting solution.

Old boy:
Hello,
Please I need a good web designer to help me design just a simple website I can use for an affiliate and other marketing programme
The website should have 5pages
3images
1.5GB Hosting
one email account
free facebook ad &
Membership Registration.

Please post your contact asap,,,,

Experience has taught me that anyone asking for anything free probably will tell you to do the whole job free or offer to pay a ridiculous price. I hope I am mistaken here!

Thanks for the input 2buff!

I was addressing beginners and intermediate programmers as a programmer, not as an electrical engineer! Why, you could start a tread about how to design a Speech Recognition System from the scratch using some IC chip! I am sure it will be a big hit!

To my people, stay tuned! I will be back!

How to write the Introduction Section:
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The Introduction Section of the project proposal, as the section’s title clearly describes, introduces the reader (in this case, your project supervisor) to a brief overview of the situation of the environment within which the problematic system that is to be solved, exist.

First you talk about the main elements around which the current problematic system operates and how they interact with the environment

For example;
If the system is a University Student Registration System for instance, the obvious main elements of that system would be the university, the students and the registration of the students.
Now you talk about the first element, the University and how it interacts with the society. At least, a paragraph should focus on the usefulness of the university to the environment.
Then take on the next element-the students. Another paragraph should introduce the role of the student as regards the university and the environment. Now another paragraph will talk about the other element, the student registration process. The aim of each paragraph would be to explain to the reader the role of each element of the system and how they operate within their existing environment.

Notes:

*Note that the environment could be an office, a street, a town, a city, a state, a region, a country or even, the world-but that would be pushing the limits too far!

*It is necessary to make research on the elements of the system so as to be able to write on them. The more research materials you read on them, the more will be your ability to write an introduction about them.

*Try and write like a journalist writing an essay rather than a student struggling for words to quickly complete and pass his proposal to his project supervisor! Read lots of journals and newspaper publications so as to see the use of words and increase your vocabulary.

*Make your paragraphs connect and flow together so that when one is reading the whole introduction, he/she will be able to follow you with understanding and clarity.


Now, we shall write the Introduction Section for the proposal of the topic: The Post Office Vacancy Notification System.

Well, how do you like me now?

This shows that I am not a politician and I live up to my promises because, Yes I Can!

So try this at home and knock yourselves out! On "Some other day" (Much longer than tomorrow, thankfully), I will see how we can use this new found knowledge to make the device we created in the first lesson, turn on and off with the sound of our voice!

So till then, have a wonderful week and let's hope for the best!

See y'all!

TAKE NOTE:

The efficiency of the application depends on a number of factors:

1: The quality of the microphone-the higher the quality of the mic, the better the results

2: Your pronunciation- If you pronouce fish as pish and chicken as shicken and oil as oilu, don't expect miracles to happen. The computer will only understand well spoken american english now.

3: Noise interference-This can cause the system not to hear you, or to hear a sound of an object and interpret it as a word.

That's it folks! We have done it!

Now press F5

Click the command button to make the computer to start listening for words through the mic

And say any of the words, I, am, very, happy.

You should get this:

When we add the code to the procedure, this is what we have:

Right, now to the fun part! Let's write code to type what we say on to the textbox. We can do that with a single line!

Text1.Text = Text1.Text + Phrase + " "

This means:

Take whatever text is typed in the textbox called Text1, and add it to the text inside the Phrase variable and add a space (" " to the end of the text and store the newly formed text back inside the Text1 textbox.

Yes, all that was said above in human language was said with just a line in computer language!

Next you will see the page,like the one below, containing the "Ear" Tool's PhraseFinish Event handler procedure where we  can write the code for the computer to do anything we want it to do, once a sentence or phrase has been spoken completely.

It is into this event handler that we shall write the code to type the words we had placed in the dictionary.

Remember we placed a Textbox, which will was named Textbox1 by default by VB once we put it on the form.

Now this is how the PhraseFinish event handler works:

Once we say a word, say "Dog" for example, the computer will listen through the mic. If it doesn't detect anymore sound, it triggers the PhraseFinish event.

In the PhraseFinish event, the word we spoke is analyzed by the computer. It tries to see if any of the words or the word we spoke is contained  in its grammar that we gave(In this our example these are I,Am,Very,Happy) If the word we spoke is not in its grammar dictionary, then a special string variable, local only to the PhraseFinish event handler procedure, called Phrase is assigned an empty string value.

On the other hand if we said the word, "Happy", the computer will recognize it and the special variable, Phrase, will be automatically assigned the value "Happy" i.e[b] Phrase[/b] = "Happy".

In other words, if a spoken word is recognized by the computer, that word will be stored in the special variable called Phrase which only exists inside the PhraseFinish event handler procedure shown below.

1. Double click on the "Ear" on the form

2. Select the PhraseFinish Option from the drop down list by the right as shown in the picture below

TAKE MORE NOTES:

Because we placed the code inside the Click() Event of the Command1 button the PC will only start listening after we have clicked on the command button when the program is running.

But if you do that now, will the computer start to type?

The answer is no!

Why?

Yes, even though the computer is "listening" to us, that's about all it can do! It cannot , for example, cut into our conversation, because[b] we have not written the code[/b] for it to do so!

So how do we write the code to actually make the computer respond to what we say when we talk?

Hmm!

TAKE NOTE:

This code is written inside the Command1_Click() Event Procedure of the command button that we placed on the form, so in the end we will have something like this: