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It depends on where you are.

In America - stick out your tongue and she will be all yours, American girls know what it means when u do dat. Not me though, i don't go downtown !

In Japan - make sure your sokoto is bulge a little bit, showing that your"kini" is huge. men in japan have small "kini" and their women are tired of dat.

In London - Act like a crazy ass Jaimaican, and b/4 you know it she will be in your house !

And

In Nigeria - s#it, i don't know. It's 235 different cultures down there. But if she's Yoruba, she will break your heart in lil' tiny pieces and hand them to you ! I love my yoruba sisters though.

@nedum
i think it's safe to call you a child molester. lol

i've dated just about any race except indians.

@nedum
you've changed the topic of your posts. i smell something fishy in your story !

@nedum
has this girl been in your house b/4?

In a country where the police is efficient, black eye will be the least of your worries. You will have to register as a child molesterbecasue she is under 18 ! comprede?

@Omo-eko
What is moi? And also that boy ov go commit suicide and you will be charged with manslaughter oh !!

@ov
Omo-eko is my baby mama, i'll talk to her for you. don't worry.

I toast a girl and the undies just drop like that , Bam !!! Came to realize, it wasn't my words. she was just a nympho !!!! My uncle did her too.

@Omo-eko
where you at?

@Thiefofeheart
What's up boo?


@Omo-eko
What's up Baby?

How about a monagetoir ??

@Omo-eko
Next time, you give a guy like that the number to the dog catcher "wrong #" !

@Omo-eko
will do that after i get your Lastname, First name and SS# !

@Omo-eko
My dream began with "what's your 411? ".

@Omo-eko
Reality begins with a dream, sweetie !

@LuUmBiOn2
Are you sick? just to let you know, you have been reported. I bet you are not even a Nigerian? Omo olori buruku !

Any guy can date or bunk anywoman as long as he plays his game right, i bet i can even date Omo-eko if she is not grabbing too tight on our past miscues !! Imagine a nice guy like me with Omo-eko?? A sheep in a lion's den !!

@Omo-eko
Lol, there you go sounding like Omo-Togo ! I still got love for ya !!

It depends on what she is doing at the time. for instance if she has a luggage this is a good pick up line " Hey sweetheart, isn't that a little too heavy? let me help you with some of that. Beauty queen like you shouldn't be working too hard". from here to the next topic.

If she was just walking. you have to pay attention to her mood and this is how you start" Start by saying hello, how are you doing? " If she responds favorable. say something like " You have a beautiful smile" and if she says thank you, ask what her name is? Don't start asking too many questions yet! If you are sure that you will see her again, don't ask for her digits yet. Leave that to the next time. Always be polite and don't be too aggressive or look desperate! always remember to smile and be your self. No stylish walking, No smoking and definitely No grabbing !!!

@sammie
Look here bro', leave this girl alone and find a woman that truely loves you for who you are! What will happen when she finds another Yoruba guy that wants her as much as you do ? My yoruba sisters are beautiful but they also discriminate too much. Leave her alone and move on bro' ! there is another yoruba girl out there "more beautiful and willing to even love you more". This girl is a chicken head !

@whiteNkem


He's alright, i like martin lawrence and eddie murphy better !!!

@chuckdee
This is the joke, i used the N-word to mean everything bad and not as a descrption of a black man !! I hate N-word to the core !!!

Oh O.K. that makes sense.

Also Niger and senegal. An historian once told me that the european colonial masters got it from the N-word !! Is ti true

@4play
Omo-eko is still a juvenile, don't be nice to her just because you want some @$$ ! Idiot, butt-hole !!!

@Raymand
Lol.
What's up with the N-word?

@Omo-eko
where did you think the colonial masters get Niger-ia and niger from? you @#$%$3 !

@Omo-eko
blah blah blah
whatever !!!!