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lalaboi: i saw lalasome . . you were calling me hansome in a way


Me jealous ke. lol I am just worried for you about that exam. if you let harlos dabaru your head ehn lol

You have even started seeing thngs
How long have you be hoping i wuld call you handsome?
So you want me to leave my sweetheart, who wil i run to kiss after hearing the goodnews of my success then?

lalaboi: hahaha

why u say i dey beef. It is clear Harlos is making you go gaga that you cant pass a simple "Mock" . . The only solution is for him to leave u alone . . so people like ninz can turn his attention towards you

Are you jealous cos you can't make me go gaga the way he makes me go gaga?
Btw wen did you start answering some people?

harlos: One thing i discover is that, while i'm trying to be like someone, another person is trying to be like me.
Why then can't i just be myself and let them want to be like me.

Sweet darling, u r an inspiration, thats y u should not give up. God is there for u

Gud mrng and have a nice day

Awwwwwww, babyyyyyyyy this is d best encouragement since i wrote that mock, you are the best :n-*
lalasome people can go on beefing




Lala, its just mock

kola oloye: TGIF.Good morning all.

Goodmorning! How are you doing?

lalaboi: ST. Na so e be? U push me away because of small cough ehn?

Oya sowri, we will barrier nurse you

harlos: if u say that one na small cough, u never know wetin u carry be that.

Abeg shift make u no pour sand inside my gari o

Baby please don't go close, its not a small cough.

Emmyk: nice. I'm 10, yo 20

1993 Seriously





Happpyyyyyy buffffffdaeeeeeee to Samdean.......WULLNP

luxanne: Aww,so sowi dearie.

I've been down there, do know how you feel but don't worry you will surely bounce back whether they like it or not, so cheer up okay.

Thank you dear
Goodmorning!

talina: Hello everyone sleeping!

Hey Luxanne

Sweet tease, hang in there! You are an inspiration

In-spi-ra-huh? Who wants to be me ryt now? Lol
You got up really early, goodmorning!

Deiok: Lalaboi were have you been?
"i have to the village to see the igwe"
igwe for what?
"igwe for medicine"
medicine for what?
"medicine for cough"
can you cough?
"yes sir"
cough let me see you
"tutugbogbo tutugbogbo uhu uhu"

Ah! this cough is strong lala abeg shift

harlos: Sweet love am gud, hw r you too?
Hope nobody stress u

Am doing fine. Nobody did
How was your day?

Hello everyone! What's supping?






Harlos dear, how are you doing?

I rep october 20th 19_ _

samdean: mine is Oct 4

You are my younger brother's bday mate, hope you are cute

luxanne:

Thanks Ninz.


Lalaboi, wetin consign you? Ninz is going for what he wants, you should so same,

Howdy Sweet tease darling?

By the way, August rush is a great movie, classic, you should see it.

Hello dear! Am depressed ryt now, had a mock exam dat gave me a slap on my face, i haven't seen the result yet but i know i can do better!
How was your day?

centje: sowie o, typo error, thats 'like stars on earth', tears dropped from my eyes while watching that movie. august rush also stirs up deep emotion. you'll enjoy both movies.

Have heard about it, the bollywood movie. I saw the download link of the hindi version(taare zameen par), am stil looking for the english version

lalaboi: FOr you Mouth ST!!. . me dey jelo i suppose u meant surprised lol

Me never hear dat slang-phrase b4 o, 'for your mouth' abeg wetin e mean?

centje: will check it out. that goes for me too, there're some movies I dont delete...august rush, light stars on earth, brave and so on

I'll check out august rush and light stars on earth, have seen brave

lalaboi:

See directness lol.

Don't be jealous

harlos: My sweet carica papaya i'm getting better with speed


Happy new month

Same to you sweerie

Bantino: We are talking abt independence and you are talking abt Harlos

Family first

Harlos boo how are you feeling now?

lalaboi: Looking like only lagos is not Bush lol. . why is naija liek this lol. . . so you are a pirate of foreign movies. . make them catch you

Na you won report me?

centje: watched...game of thrones,after earth,this means war(very interesting movie,a mix of drama,action and comedy).

This means war one of my favourite movies. Have seen it b4 but i culdnt resist downloading it again. I really enjoyed 'now you see me' also. You shuld check it out.

lalaboi: Sss come. wont you take me along with you?

The cinema is my phone and tv screen
Btw there is no cinema in Benin can you imagine that?

centje: which movies are on your list

Now you see me
Dr Bello
Season 2 of Game of Thrones
RIPD
After Earth
Warm Bodies
The purge
Tyler Perry's Temptations
This Means War, etc

Kunbee: I am good sweet tease and you?


How are you preparing for the week?

Am preparing to see a lot of movies this week and am much better now that am relaxing than earlier on today. *phew*

centje: say it

I tink you'v been answered, i need not say much







Kunbee, how do you do?

harlos: Thanks sweet i've been drinkin my anti-malaria herb as water since mrng...feeling better now

how was ur day?

Twasnt so cool......i had a hectic shift. How was yours?

[quote author=ms_pee]Alright, noted! [/quote]Sweeerie......welcome
Word of advice, the one you wuld want to stay away from is nit... *fill in the blank space*

Obinoscopy: I learnt the family planning method u guys are using is ABSTINENCE. More powers to una

I smell envy
How would you know? What happens between i and Harlos, stays between i and Harlos(aint dat ryt Harlos boo ).








Harlos boo, hope you'v eaten and taken your anti-malaria for this evening

Tolexander: thanks for the job well done. Though you haven't wash the post for me.

Lmao That's one crazy signature you'v got.

harlos: Malaria i no wan pafuka, i too stubborn for my body, i dey gip me wahala too much

i need a truck full of agbo iba.

awwwwwww my baby is sick
But dats why am a nurse, if i don't take care of you, who will? you are sleeping in my arms tonyt. Get well soon boo
Btw i missed you too.

lalaboi: Some people wont be truthfull to themselves. . Malaria ko . Amalar ni. . What have you been doing with ST? She don give you belle?

Is dat how you got to be pregnant? i and my baby are doing Family planning, you shuld try it sometime i miss your wahala sha

^^^someone is obviously on heat, is there lady-drought in somalia also





I don tire to exchange posts with you, am going to work, have fun reading posts on nairaland in case there is work-drought in Somalia also and you don't have work to do

^^^ROFLMAO

I stil don't look cachectic and am not the one living in Somalia

somal: mrs fufu, quiet

Somali dat is ravaged by decades of conflict and no formal banking system. Just pray international banks don't carry out threats to stop money transfer systems sending funds, otherwise na die una dey O. Your country is known for drought and starving children and you are here calling us negro slaves when the poorest state in Nigeria does better than the whole Somali! Btw why will i want to marry from somali when the men hav a beak-like nose dat doesn't look good on most of them Please spare me the rubbish!

somal: The fact remains, that for a nigerian to be with the lowest of the lowest somalis who is maybe a whooore, for you that is a prize like you hit the lottery.

While no somali woman would marry a nigerian and be seen with him in public. Because a father must approve of the daughter before the marriage can happen. And no wide nose nigerian will be accepted. Cause the bantus who were slaves in somalia who are negroid are still considered untouchable.

someone has tampered with the lock of a cage again.
Is it the same somali i know or is there another one existing in your dreams? Listen to yourself describe their looks! Do you think we haven't seen them?

Na d same Ruth and Esther wey dey my bible?

*yawns* The relationship will be too boring!