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Nnaemesco: na everytin be end time? Na woa to u ooo

Did you really read the post you quoted?

Okworigeorge: Balotelli missed a penalty.
John Obi Mikel scored.
Arsenal are top of the league.
Valdes is saving penalties.
United lost with Howard Webb.
Jose Mourinho isn't special anymore.
Barcelona had 48% possession!
The end is near!!!

Omg
He feels the oil is hot but it leaves no mark. Talk about years of perseverance cos the feeling is definately not pleasant.

Siena: I didn't observe today as a car-free day, I didn't even know about it until I read this thread.

And even if I knew, I would still drive. Why would I take public transport, when I pay excise duty AND insurance to have mny cars on the road?

Its not about drivin or entering a bus!
You are supposed to trek or use other means of transportation dat doesn't consume fuel e.g a bicycle. That's wat the world car free day is about.

harlos: dnt worry God is in control, he won't against ur wish.

If he says something else, i'm on my way to gym house already

Awwwwww baby, *kisses*
Every smile on my profile pic is for you

Deiok: HARLOS

Why are you eyeballing my boo?

Owu na bastard!
Popping star with one plate of *watever dat is* for all of them
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First things first! How many nigerians know today as world car free day?


Anyway i walkd to church today, its a 10mins walk, i try now

harlos: oøoow when dey c beautiful gurl like this, thats hw dey do...sorry ehn.

Or do u want me to deal with him?

Tanx booboo but let me wait for tomorw's response.

harlos: My sweetest angel, my day so far is going well.

Heard someone is stressing u.

Yeah! My supervisor

[quote author=numerical_guy]op is your father's breed.[/quote]Who is this roachrat talkn to?

harlos: Hi everyone.

Sweetheart mi, hw r u today?

My babyboy am fine! Service was awesome! How was your day?

Deiok: So is a man that is giving you stress, if he stress you again just tell me.

Okay am giving him the printed copy of the whole work tomorrow

Ogundale: You did'nt even ask of me, i have been cleaning ur poo all this years and i have not even got a kiss fuc.ck not even lap dance from u. Is that fair.

Who released this one?

Princeparix: lolz i still rememba dat atitude bt sweet i'm seriously sori plz.

Okay! I missed you! Welcome back!

R2bees: She Said "All Men are Dogs". I
replied Her "Which Breed is
Your Father?" That's how the
Problem started."

Op which breed are you?

Princeparix: hey sweet. Can't really tell bt i missed u nairaland. Hw hv u bin?

Trying to wash me uh?

am still mad

Princeparix: #jumps into river umunwanyi d jounce#

Princeparix
Where have you been

Deiok: Is your supervisor a male or a female

Male! I know you were expectn a female, men giv stress also you know








Goodmorning y'all!

Odunharry: lol...wat up with u?

Project work oo, my supervisor won kill me. How are you doing?

spongeback: And you also dropped a comment containing 26 words

Lmao you actually counted?

Randerl: In terms of quality and DESIGNS, Tecno benches Samsung.

https://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u144/Balfaer/tumblr_lf4we6u3Vd1qzihhc.gif


Joseph!

Na wa oo, una no dey check date?
This thread was opened on the 3rd of aug.

bigiyaro: Tecno virtually ate nokia from the bottom up in Africa, and now that blackberry is dead and bbm is coming to android , my 15k android phone can invite your 100k Sammy to chat. Thus, Samsung should better wake up before its too late.

Am still not convinced

Bantino: Wahala dey oooo. Wetin una d do here? Una suppose de sleep by now after ...... at night

After what Trouble dey sleep yanga dey wake am! You won wake up see scratches for your body abi

BellaDonaFema: I smell naivety. How would you know what the guy is capable of from the onset, when most men masquerade, likewise women! Pray not to fall prey! You just cat be too wise my darling

Agreed! But i can't be with a guy that scares me like dat. I am not goin to flaunt him and try to make dem jealous or flaunt my friends to him, definately not, but a mere introduction shouldn't hurt.






[quote author=190-the-clown]da fuq [/quote]Its called trust and they shuld be a certain level of it, don't you think

Crown Prince: OP: welcome DYT. I'm so happy to see you. Wow! Come right in.

DYT: thank you.

Op: what do I offer you? I have got assorted kind of drinks, any variety of choice?

DYT: thanks again. I have come to explain why we can't... (op cuts her short)

Op: shirrrrrrr! I know you want me really bad as well as I do.

DYT: I do but...(op close her mouth and lifted her to the bedroom).

After they finished doing the do.

OP: I guess you enjoyed it but initially you were behaving as though you are disinterested.

DYT: I really do just that I came to tell you that I'm HIV/AIDS positive and that's the only reason I have been avoiding you.

Okamuka be we

^^^goodwork!




Lala stop peeping

Samsung and techno Seriously
You didn't even tink about HTC or sony(and their waterproof range android) techno can't go head to head with samsung abeg

igwemoagbo: Dis aint new in lagos now. 2011 september in apapa. Traffic streched from wharf end all the way to mile 2. From 5pm till 4:30am the follwing day.though I wasn't part of it,cos my work place is opposite the expressway.but I could see the fustration on commuters and drivers face.during our late night operation,cud neva forget one old man I had to buy food for, across the road,he was a driver for julius berger benz van. He cudnt leave his van.and few pple had to take speed boats from our jetty area to after mile 2.it was crazy .at a point NEMA helicopters were hovering around the whole visinity.

See action film

BellaDonaFema: Ruke number1 in relationships is; don't introduce your girlfriends to your partner until your wedding day. 2; if at all your friends happen to meet your partner through you, don't give them the opportunity to get close or even exchange numbers or bbm pins. 3; its wise to call your friends by their nicknames when you all are in a conversation and also call your partner pet names so that your friends wouldn't be able to decipher his name. 4; have no close girlfriends (I'm talking from experience). Have social friends and be unpredictable to them. 5; your best friend in the entire universe should be yourself (keep your secrets and boyfriend to yourself). My 1st boyfriend went philandering with my then best friend I dumped his sorry behind and years later, he came begging me, he told me all that went down with the girl and how he left her. I simply shut the door in his face and told him to go to blazes.
My dear, those two people aren't your friends or lovers. They see you as a fascinator, so dump them and enjoy your youthful. One love.

Dat one don pass introduction now! Am not talking about flaunting your guy to your galfrnds, am talkn about the normal introduction. Some he-goats abuse dat and am saying any guy dat is too fragile to be introduced shuld hit the door.