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CFCfan: Choi! I don begin dry trip

Just don't fall

phoinix: I see... and very opinionated too, I dey trip. Can you be my candy bar I so want to unfold?

Am fine being just sweet-tease, don't want to add candy-bar to d mix - too sugary

phoinix: like seriously, and what would you bring to the table.

Am tall, dark, beautiful, well-mannered, intelligent and smart.... So a taller guy that is smart isn't too much to ask for

phoinix: Na lie, 2 of my sit mates are taller than dat, me sef be 6'2 and I get to see taller people everyday.

And where is dat?

CFCfan:
Isnt 6'1" tall enough?

It is of course but wen it comes to looking out for tall, dark and solid........ Dats is a rare commodity to look out for. Even if you find him, he might just be an empty vessel so I don't border.

[quote author=optimus-prime1]I'm about 5'11/6ft while my Girlfriend is 5'8, but reading this post suddenly made me feel very insecure about my height... Kai, na waah o[/quote]Don't worry, except there are other unwise, height-wise, you are safe
[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Since Nigeria only has one of the above, we must make do [/quote]I couldn't agree more, the chances of tall, dark and solid are like 1 in 999,999 and dats me being generous

Guilty as charged
Except in my case its 7inches
So wen am on my 6inch heels he wil stil be an inch taller
But its just fantasy

Real talk#
He should be taller than I am, even if its an inch cos at 5'8, there rnt much 6'3guys out there and dats the reality of it all.

ROSSIKE: Agricultural output in Nigeria, including cash crops, has nearly tripled in the last five years. Energy output has doubled, and education is seeing more investment than it's probably EVER seen. You need to follow the news and current affairs instead of knowing nothing and assuming the worst.

Oh you mean what the media feeds you? Wash!!!
Calculate the demand and the supply and you will realise the better are just numbers not reality
Havnt you noticed that even with the increased statistics, non of these sectors are any better than what they used to be? As a matter of fact, they are worse-off

The good industries are getting better while the bad industries are getting worse..... Better hotels are springing up yet quality of agricultural produce, energy and education keeps declining

SLIDE waxie: Oh lagos haters!!!


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Eko o ni bajee oooo!!!

Oya swallow!!!

Lmao

ayobase: Hornipipe and CFCfan digging it!

Adonbilivit, Ayobase is so mean

Lmao @ you can't be ugly and broke and adonbilivit

sKeetz: Laffin my sweet azz off!!

Just searched for this thread on it

This shit is cray! I can bet very soon they'll put google off the market www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=www.nairaland.com%2F1233849%2Fgizoogle-yaheard&se=Search

Nice.... A new way to go thru nairaland with no censored word. Lol

VanTee20: #10
Akpos asked Chichi in a library;

“Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

Chichi answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND
THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!”

All the students in the library started staring at Akpos and he felt embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, Chichi walked quietly to Akpos’ table and she told him

"I study psychology and I know what someone is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"

Akpos responded with a loud voice: "N50,000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH NA!!!"

Everyone in the library looked at Chichi in shock and Akpos whispered in her ears.

"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"

Lmao

Shugamania: Not mine anymore too.
Passed him on to sweet-tease.

I didn't border making him mine,
Pass rejected
You can have him back

r231: Long distance relationship

Lmao and how i hate it

ayobase: Check out shugamania's bf, but flytefall's ex-bf, and soon gonna be sweet-tease's bf....I learnt that adaobi123 and modella are crushing on the man!

The man is havinga secret relationship with 190.

This sort of man must not tear u slap o!

Wat da heck was dat ..... I won't even be caught dead with him

adaobi123:

Your name stil reminds me of this

roflmao

Bout 1,480,000 thangs up in dis biatch
 
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Showin thangs up in dis biatch for schizoaffective disorder
Search instead fo' schizo-affective disorder
Schizoaffectizzle disorder - Wikipizzle

Causes, incidence, n' risk factors

Da exact cause of schizoaffectizzle disorder is unknown. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Chizzlez up in genes n' chemicals up in tha dome (neurotransmitters) may play a role. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some smart-ass muthafuckas do not believe it aint nuthin but a separate disorder from schizophrenia.

Yo, schizoaffectizzle disorder is thought ta be less common than schizophrenia n' vibe disorders. Booty may have tha condizzle mo' often than men. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Schizoaffectizzle disorder tendz ta be rare up in lil' thugs.

And the signs and symptoms killed it mehn •lmao•

Da symptomz of schizoaffectizzle disorder can include:

Changes up in appetite n' juice
Disorganized rap dat aint logical

False beliefs (delusions), like fuckin thankin one of mah thugs is tryin ta harm you (paranoia) or thankin dat special lyrics is hidden up in common places (delusionz of reference)
Lack of concern wit game or grooming

Mood dat is either too good, or pissed off or irritable
Problems chillin
Problems wit concentration
Sadnizz or hopelessness
Seein or hearin thangs dat is not there (hallucinations)
Ghetto isolation
Speakin so quickly dat others cannot interrupt you


Yo azz may be referred ta a psychiatrist ta confirm tha diagnosis.


I yaff die O

lalaosky: You must be an alien

Lmao i was wondering

This thread yaff cracked me up

The rich is still getting richer and the poor, poorer

sakaguchi: Then I have news for you baby, your friend is gay, unless a girl will surrender the apple to me, there's is no need whatsoever to do THAT to her...for a mere female friend for that matter, how manly is that, you are the only one who can tell this outside, there is no need for any sane man to emulate your gayfriend.

How shallow.... Don't get jealous, him and his girlfriend are madly in love, the fact dat he can do dat doesn't make him less of a man than you are, as a matter of fact, his gf is lucky to have him

Princeparix: are u dat friend of hers

help me ask him Oº°˚˚

bukatyne: I hope you don't mind her saying she's not your house girl when you want her to adjust your collar or clean your nails.

don't mind him jawe, am sure he wil really enjoy dat

[quote author=Mynd_44]I swear you get time[/quote] he just didn't see the singing part in your prev post na... Allow a sister show him
BTW he has got a point if that were to be true

[quote author=Atheist:-D]Your girl is bi... this chick is a lez. At least your girl still fancies you. How the hell can it work for the guy if the girl doesnt fancy men.[/quote]Seriously? Lmao
Its a song..... My girl's got a girlfriend by Trey Songz

#team MBW

Princessmel: If she's happy with the relationship, why try to separate them?!

Seriously?

SniperInADiaper: Hes going to start practicing colouring his nails.

dc555: @op, You should be mature enough to have patience with a lady. Dont listen to all these SS 1 children on Nairaland. You should try and develop true frienship with her for at least 6 months before anything else. U will need that frienship in the future.

6-what
Na wedding card you go just receive from her at the end of the 6mnths cos another guy was smarter

CFCfan: Interesting.. You've given me an idea.

What kind of idea?

Popowaa: *raise eyebrows* did u say friend?

CFCfan: You two must be really 'close'

sakaguchi: So did you give him the apple?

I saw this coming
He was trying to proove he can do it better than another female friend of ours cos he does it for his babe. We had 2judges and he really did do it better...
@sakaguchi, get your mind out of the gutter

Am a naturally shy person so PDA is a no no

A male friend did dis for me on sunday

One of the greatest rule of fashion - comfort! You want to force her into wearing something she is not comfortable on...
be indirectly waving her the redflag now, don't just come ranting when she ends up with someone that likes her the way she is
If she has tried to but can't, then let it be

Breakfast

Anyone caught indeed! Who won go catch witch wey dey fly?