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[quote author=Mynd_44]People call me a snub[/quote]No offense but i have a funny feeling that they are correct; don't knw why

echeonyilo: I lik sex b4 marriage cos it givs u de opotunity 2 know how good u ppl ar in it, nd if any of u is nt good in it u can teach urself hw 2 giv ur self maximum satisfaction..

And if you teach your partner in marriage it will cause earthquake right?

The story sweet o
Since they are both yoruba, take one and send me the other

switdil: He left u for years n dint bother to check on u
God saw ur condition n brought an angel to treat u ryt but u r there listening to wat u feel
Use ur head madam!!!

OR
U can cancel d wedding, marry dapo n I ll be here (nairaland) for another thread dat ll read " After so much sacrifice, after 3kids he left d house without a word to meet another woman dat bore him children"

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SniperInADiaper:
How did you know?!?

A little bird

lawizle: Sweet-tease you r now officially my advisor on matters of d heart..d@ is exactly what I will do..I will start talking to d oda nursing students so as to help 4get about her..it might just be mere infatuation and loneliness afterall..but she may actually not do me just cos am a doctor cos she has boned and walked away b4 wen I was saying some randy jokes about her and commenting on her butts..she is more weak at the sight of an action guy..imagine she even took my phone and hooked me up with some chiks on eskimi and started advising me on how to scope chiks saying if its d one I just wanna straff d@ are cheap I will meet dem dere and if its d ones d@ have wahala dey r also dere and d@ if anyone gimme wahala I should just free her and move on to d next one d@ I sha know how we men get chiks now...to be honest av not been successful so far but I believe I will!

When a girl does that, two things are involved, either she just wants to help(which is less likely) or she wants to get on your good books and be friendly; girls knw when a guy likes them, a few times we aren't correct, but we know. She probably got to find out you like her, you rnt hitting her up and she wants to get closer by trying to hook you up. She might just want you to say it and for her to say no(ego thngs) or she really wants you to hit(don't be surprised, you said 'playing hard' not dat she doesn't want). Since you are already forgetn her, just let it go, its the best thing, just the genotype alone is reason enough for you to forget.

Btw b careful with the student nurses thing so you don't mess up your reputation. Just be nice(not too nice), and you will be cool with them cos if things get messy, you will be surprised at the hating you will be getting frm student nurses you'v never even spoken to. Goodluck!

SniperInADiaper: Its bedroom gymnastics.

Lmao and sniper is the coach

18 12exes This one is strong
Anyway, back to the matter, I won't tell you not to tell her the truth cos dats dishonest bt if its me, the relationshp will end dat day but she's not me. She might even like it, you never know

When i saw the demolition news, i was surprised! No trial, no conviction, nothing! Yet governors like him will come out to condemn those unjust jungle justice killings that's happening, like they are any better!
I bet he would have done the same thing those badagry policemen did if he had been in their shoes

dmcdad: Awww... She is my very good friend and we will never go over eachother for any reason. Just bringing about humour here. Okay?

No fear... I still dey as u want me to dey. You hear?

I hear

Raymondenyi: Chei!!!! Na wa ohh!!!! So this man get wife n children go leave him house, tell children bye bye!say him dey go workk, go come dey fool himself 4 stage mek public see!!! God no go gree!!! Money na bad thing ohh!!!! Chaii!!! Kai!!!

No, him no get wife nd children, na husband and dog him get. So being a comedian is supposed to stop him from getting married? besides, the job gives him an oppurtunity to put smiles on the faces of people.

SniperInADiaper: Aww its all just jokes.
Dmcdad is a good guy with no prostitutes

Okay

dmcdad: Says the prostitute herself... How is business? You know naw... No let me shou t am

This was harsh!
Dmcdad, i respect you and i really like sniper so both of you, call it off! Now!!!
I can't have NLanders i respect and like acting like this

Yeh! Is dat tonto's ugly step sister?

Lollydollydrop: Just sharing anyway!

Okay, am sorry i was rude.
I know what you mean, you just didn't organise it well, you are saying two things and mixing it up as one.


As for me, i can't stand that screeching sound made when a crown cork is scratched on a concrete floor. I can't even stand the thought of it. I simply hate it!
For phobia, it used to be of water so i didn't learn how to swim. Have overcomed that now(still don't know how to swim though) bt have realised recently that have become kinda philophobic

Threads like dis
The can't stand part, not the phobia part

merzybenedict: .

Busted
Booking things abi

SLIDE waxie: dude, i stopped reading wen i saw both of yu are AS!!!
So, why d hell will u wanna do dt?

Are u so selfish abt ur own feelings u dnt think abt ur children?

I even forgot to include that. op, you of all people should know the consequences

Idowuogbo: Hey mama! She's fine...she had her birthday yesterday, gawd! she's grown...

Wow! Nice!!! And she is Barack obama's bday mate. Birthday kisses from me to her

^^^its been a while how's Ayo?

This should be moved to jokes section
Sowri twas a slip of the keyboard

Hezron Lorraine: Happy birthday CFCfan.may the very things you aim at be achieved in the twinkle of an eye.all round success,joy and prosperity.

On another note,wish you a flat tummy.

lmao be nice jor

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duh its 190

look at you claiming smh# broke man [/color][/quote]Be nice, its his birthday

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CFCfan:
So kind of you I'm 25

A quarter century, you are getting there

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Have fun!!!


Btw, how old are you now?

omanifrank: The news has been the talk of Chinese social networking site Sina Weibo, where one poster noted the importance of find[ing] a wife with good arm strength

Lmao
Talk about the importance of finding a husband that does not have huge potbelly is not overweight

^^^then be rest assured she will do you too if you ask, those Student nurses that give freely are always glad to do doctors, some start from medical students, others, HOs. They will do guys that they won't even allow to touch their hand if he wasn't a Dr. The problem is, you want committment, so you will just end up being her mugu and she will continue the circle with your friends, and the greater your love, the greater a mugu she will make out of you. You said she likes fun guys and you rnt dat fun, she is in love with another guy, she is a cheerful giver, and you like goodgirls, its already a tragedy.
Btw sex with her will only entangle you more cos she is said to be real good in bed, so it will blow your mind after all your fantasies bout her and you will want to keep her and make a good girl out of her and she will get more bored.
My advice, the sooner you start concentrating on her flaws and not her strong point, the better for you, and get a girlfriend(not her) and concentrate on your gf cos all this might just be due to loneliness and fantasies bout her.

Hmmmmm, another student nurse-doctor-student nurse triangle, its not pleasant to be caught in one. B4 i go further i would like to ask, is it just dis guy dats banging her or is she notorious for messing around?

Even if you buy her the world, just don't forget to give her the most important gifts which are love and respect.
Btw Happy Married Life in arrears/advance

Dem don graduate from Bathroom Display of Affection to Public Display of Affection

Oh! That's encouraging!
2 more weeks of strike action, and wait! there's a may, so it might end up being longer than that. Smh