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Hahahahaah.... Their own small, Gru stole the moon in Despicable me https://www.thes4p.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/despicable_me_2.jpg

Hahaha.... Correct falling hand

joeydozzy: Hornipipe

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Dis isn't fair

To her, the position is like her own private property. She is probably too drunk with pride right now to even realise she can't take it with her after her husband's tenure.

mafiachic: 4.SPORTOBLIND-X: Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word SUPERSPORTS on tv.

This one is really hilarious. Even if the body accept the others, it is bound to resist this one.

I witnessed something sweet yesterday and i just want to share it, not the first time i am witnessing a c-section but this one is special:
A pregnant woman(scan showed twins) came for her routine antenatal care and it was discovered that only one baby's fetal heart sounds could be heard. She went for an emergency ultrasound scan that showed that they were two babies but one of the babies wasn't alive and luckily they weren't in the same sac. She said she fell a few days back and didn't report to the hospital or anyone cos she didn't feel there was any risk(this is very dangerous cos aside the death of a foetus, there are other life threatening complications so she was supposed to hav reported to the hospital immediately!)
She was taken to the theatre for an emergency c-section. The first baby(a boy) wasn't alive, the second baby(a girl) was fine. The surgeon palpated the uterus and discovered another sac that was behind the first two, he was surprised cos the ultrasound scan done even dat day showed twins! He tore open the sac and behold! Another baby! A baby boy!
You should have seen the joy in the theatre. Mother and babies are currently doing fine and i just want to thank God for their lives. Thank you Lord!

Pls report anythng you feel might be a threat to you or/and your baby no matter how little/ridiculous it seems or how fine you feel. Don't wait for your clinic date to report such matters, do it as soon as possible. God bless you all and your babies and for the expectant mums, grant you safe delivery

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Without cummulating datas, its easy to deduce that MTN will b the biggest loser... Am still not porting from MTN even with its flaws cos the others aren't better off to me:
Etisalat call rates are too expensive and sometimes, they deduct money from my account for no just cause.
Airtel don chop my bis money tire without subscribing me
And Glo, you can't even make a call.

MTN is still my num one line though, others na backup and currently my backup is etisalat just for bis.
To each his own sha

^^^ correct action film na him b dat O lmao

jmoore: For those that say sex is love, do your parents love you by h@ving sex with you, huh?

The prostitutes love their customers, huh?

Sex has nothing to do with love

They don't even believe sex is love, its just a defense mechanism they try to use in defending premarital sex. They are only trying to rationalise their actions.

^^^They rnt even done looking at ASUU strike talkless of blackberry.

No! Looks like she's got conjunctivitis aka apollo

I had a classmate in primary school who used to duplicate comic books by drawing the characters out on his drawing book and they came out real good, the expressions, backgrounds, etc. He did it for fun and was always with his drawing materials when he wasn't engaged with schoolwork.
All he got were students' and teachers' exclamations and envy, and him taking the chalk to draw on the board when my teacher had to draw on the board.

In summary, dis only happens in the western world!

Politicians!!! They'v got all the tricks

Dry swag *yawns*

Op na story you dey find!

SniperInADiaper: You can learn a lot more about your partner without sex being involved

My point exactly! It's a shame so many seem to have limited their thinking to sex and spend the energy they could have used towards learning more about their partner towards having sex then it becomes the centre of gravity which the relationship revolves around.

He met you on the internet, what do you think of yourself?
Btw aren't the people on the internet humans that you see around?


To answer your question, yes i can, if i can overcome my fears
So if the fear is just cos you met him on the internet and other thngs are fine, why not?

What makes the ladies doing it better than you? They also have 2breasts, a vajayjay, a uterus, a heart, 2kidneys, 1 liver, and so on just like you. Some even have one congenital abnormality or the other b4 they go in but they still go through pregnancy and labour. You aren't even diabetic. Try to imagine any teenage girl you know that did it and you will realise they rnt any better. The sooner you make up your mind the better for you, otherwise, you go tay for market and late pregnancy predisposes to most of the complications of pregnancy and labour, so the earlier you do it, the better your chances of not giving birth to a congenital malformed child or endangering your health.

Men always scream natural, (have you ever heard a guy say 'i love fake girls'?) when in reality, most of them will pick the girl in pic 2 over pic 1 even if they hav to do it 100times over. Moderation is still the key though.

From Aluu 4 to Badagry 2, when will these low-life, poverty stricken, jobless, good for nothing, blood thirsty hoodlums seeking jungle justice based on absurd evidence learn? So heart-breaking

May their souls RIP

Who eats tomato/potato stems and leaves in Nigeria?
Btw where in Nigeria do you get puffer fish, elder berry and Rhubarb?

In other words, as a Nigerian living in Nigeria, am safe from this list i don't eat any of these talkless of loving them

He pleaded not guilty after confessing that he has done it at five other different times?
He is also deranged

chosen04: ........Your No.10 shows you don't have what it takes to propheize. Tonto has never never released an album before but singles......

lmao

She delivered per vagin*?
So that can actually pass thru a vagin* *spooooooooookyyyyyy*

yuzedo: [size=18pt] RIP EGLISH!!!! Is a hard sumtin! [/size]

See who is pointing fingers
He might just b joking, you never know! Let's give him the benefit of the doubt.

Brimmie: LWKMD!!

U dey mind the mumu gurl, dem go dey flaunt boys anyhow for BBM!! Stewpid Things!!

Am not supporting her, as a matter of fact, i think its a dumb question but guys aren't any better when it comes to flaunting girls' pic on bbm

What's not wrong with it?

Ipad and Q10 huh? Its only a matter of time b4 she starts sleeping around if she doesn't change her mentality soon.

Who does he think he is fooling
All he did was to forcefully pronounce some random sounds and Bini words.


See d presenters faces

Considering the number of kids and current look, I'll give it to Omotola.

tsidra: haba habatically (in psquare voice) lol

Lmao, no mind the guy