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Benblaq:
she quickly applied her powerful SHEA BUTTER ... as i sat on d floor helplessly,millions of things ran through my mind like flashes of light 'oboi benji na so u dn tke blind o' 'choi na so blindness de?' immediately i thought of my whatsapp unread messages from my mates, my argument abt my catholic faith on nairaland with DR.aLIEN, nd i began to imagine myself being held by d hands while walking..At that time my mum spoke to my elder sister "Rebecca take him inside" she held my hands nd i became furious "stop behaving as if i am blind" i yelled.."infact lemme" You need to see me at dat time, i ws nothing different from a blindman. When i go inside i couldnt hold back d tears, i cried nt 4 myself, bt 4 d millions of people out there permanently blind..i thought of many things until i drifted of to an unexpected nd unwanted sleep amidst d hotness and burns
I woke up again around 8:00a.m, feeling cool nd normal.u nid to C rebecca like "benji Can u c me" i laughed
jst had a bath nd a gud breakfast.tnk u LORD

Choi! You were scared of going blind and was worried about whatsapp unread messages na wa o

Benblaq:
lwkmd...who come hlp u kilam?

Nah, it was iced fish I was frying, and the oil actually got into one of my eyes, all those little sprays that come out when you put in a fresh batch or want to turn to the other part. I was so scared, in fact I can't explain what happened but I still have both my eyes.

lanxebony:
I'm about to call one of my surest lecturer concerning the news, my class mate have been calling me they all want news

My school whatsapp group don mute since Friday evening

Thank God for you o, that was how one Titus fish I was frying threatened me also, but thank God I have my eyes now and I ate the Titus fish

lanxebony:
General nursing

Fingers crossed then! School Specific News will start coming in within the next 48hrs.

[quote author=lanxebony post=52660320][/quote]You wrote inside the quote
Which exam did you write?

Una go just sit down dey think trouble

I've been praying for 100% pass rate in my school since we wrote the exam... I don't want any of my classmates going back to write this exam. Post Basic Nursing Students did better but by my calculations, 75 students still failed, I'm hoping none of my classmates fall in that category, I know I'm selfish but what can I say?
I wonder what the basic nursing students are going through right now with 79% pass rate, if some of my classmates can't sleep with 93% pass rate.

AngelsAndStars:
that's the best I can do na. Lolz. sorry dear, we are all in this society together so we'll chook mouth into each others matters.

you can't escape it. haha

Issokay, advice noted

AntiWailer:
Where is the address please ?

hope you know you don't go to the church fully clothed while the members are naked

AngelsAndStars:
pray you are lucky to settle down with a nice guy like me. Lolz. not a wife beater or a boring man or a churchilla type oh.

if you want to get the best guys go for guys that like sport and video games and loves drinking beer.... aa raye gbogbo rada rada.

my advice

Ah! You are even going a step further by telling the type I should be with... Issoryt

casttlebarbz:
if you love something set it free, if it comes back its yours, but if it doesn't its never yours

this is the best thing you can do, you can't impose anything on her especially if she isn't your wife

The struggle is real mehn... They keep expecting, friends and family, I really don't want to settle with someone I don't want to at the end of the day but when the questions and prayer points from them keep coming, you begin to wonder if you should or should not, questioning your very sanity.

LewsTherin:
If it is important, and the other fellow isn't picking up, send a text!

Exactly! As much as I'd rather pick such calls than ignore it, the logical thing to do here should be sending an SMS, the story was just annoying, 6 missed calls and wasted time and money that could have been prevented by sending a N4 SMS

I know you said just men but really? You say thank you?

BeeBeeOoh:

so you have joined the crew... SMH

Congratulations! The people that don't give a fck but have time to comment and upload a pic about not giving a fck will soon show up

Everblazinggg:
And they drank coke when they gave birth to this guy

Wicked!
The disappointing thing is that some girls can not even apply make up this way, see his slaying brows

HARDDON:
you obviously havent come across this:

ONLY THE RICH CAN AFFORD TO BE POOR.

wise Big boys dont go showing off their full potentials to potential wifys, they can even decide to take a cab to her place, hike a bus with her and so many other crazy things just to see tru her

rich or not, there is that gurl that would just like your eyebrow like sweetease

I'm just seeing this because my username was spelt with one t instead of two. What is it about my eyebrow?

coolestchris:
see how ur breast set, let's go to za other room

e be like you want a dose of my cyber fire

coolestchris:
they will only get u banned

funny thing, I don't think I've been banned I might have but I really don't recall it happening. Anyway, in this case, it will be worth it!

coolestchris:
seriously u have his time, didn't u hear there is recession on fvcks to give

I hate cyber bullies, they are really pathetic! When I get a chance to give them a dose of their medicine, I do.

bbmpin:
[color=#000050] I see!

So many assumed conclusions in your naive statement!

What i shared was my "opinion" crafted from my observations about that repugnant clown

Small-minded, Self-righteous, ignorant dolts like you are the reason why people with his IQ roam freely on this site

If you are too feeble-minded to state the "obvious" shut up! #Dont expect another reply.
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I wasn't even expecting any reply so soon, thought you'd be having a session with your psychologist on why your life is so miserable
You expect everyone to have a similar IQ and behave in the way you deem ideal or not be allowed to roam freely and I'm the ignorant, small minded and self righteous one? I think you really don't know the meaning of the words you use, analphabetic benighted ninnyhammer

African King Mansa, an African, tautology!
The post is interesting though

Askmewhy:
I saw a car advertised on nairaland, I contacted the Nairalander and we sealed up the deal

Why?
Don't ask me why I am asking you why because your moniker asks us to

coolestchris:
how did u do this

You quoted him and still didn't know how? Don't make me believe bbmpn o
Just click on the format for bold without writing anything in between, just create a space between the brackets and you have an empty post.

bbmpin:
[color=#000050] This is "Really" Pathetic!

You are a repulsive joke

Its one thing to be ignorant, its another to be an "old" ignorant clown

I don't understand how that manure you call a brain functions

Shallow minded people like you have the ability to dwell in places, Enlighten minds wont be exposed to hence the shock value of your "level of stúpidity"

You don't need an IQ above 10 to be you

You would easily be outmatched by bacteria

You re embarrassingly stüpid! #repugnant joke
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I was actually going to question his dress sense and tell him to stop embarrassing himself but this was just overboard, did you have to?
He is just clowning, though in an embarrassing way sometimes but definitely not to this extent. With all your insults thrown at him, he might be living a happier life than you cos you seem like a sadist with a few boring friends/no friends at all and this is your way of feeling good about yourself and spitting the venom your loneliness produces.

I use 'really?' i have even noticed it but I'm not ready to drop it now

INTROVERT:
Can someone just give this guy some clay

MrTruth4real:
Who big brother help

this your picture sha, it's just east and west, adults who don't watch the Dora the Explorer cartoon won't understand the idea of the relation of the pic and having to find a fck to give while the joke is not age appropriate for children who watch the cartoon but then again, you don't give a fck, so kwuntinue

Lips sealed