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Afriifa:
You use complete paragraph to praise yourself finish, i come view ur profile, i no see anything, see i think d problem is u urself.

As in ehn, na the same boat we follow.


Please OP, your head is so far up your as*s right now that I really don't know if this post is actually to seek go ahead to pray for a girlfriend, to get 'smart girls' to decode you want them to send you private mails or to tell us you are good looking

Reminds me of a prayer I saw today


A pizza is N5000 and two bags of cement is N5000.
And your girlfriend prefers eating pizza everyday.

My brother, kneel down wherever you are, I say kneel down so we can pray.
Stretch forth your hands towards the direction of your girlfriend.

And shout, my Father, my Father, any girl that is eating my mansion in form of pizza.

CATCH FIRE!!!=D
=)) *ROTFL* =-D

BLACKCHARGER:
YES... I BELIEVE... PPLE WERE EVEN MATCHED THIS MORNING... I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY U PPLE HATE MMM LIKE THIS... ANYWAY E CONCERN UNA... I DUNNO IF DERE MMM HATERS COMMUNITY.. WHERE DEY PAY U PPLE..

With the limit that was placed for maximum withdrawal, how many years months do you think it will take him to withdraw the 150k, assuming people still want to pay? It's not about hate but being realistic, I actually feel sorry for his brother, his education is now threatened because of this. He'd have been better off if he had sought this advice before investing in the scheme.

BLACKCHARGER:
Do you check your po at all... There is massive ghing nd phing.. Anyway e concern u... I dunno why u will put all d money in mmm...I dunno if u didnt see where they wrote SPARE money... Or u just dont understand it

So you still believe all the GHing and PHing crap abi
Even if he eventually gets the money, it will be medicine after death cos the damage has been done.

OP, take it as a life long lesson to not try such again, and if you really want to get past this, stop hoping on the return of MMM

CFCman:
For not wearing a mask, she receives N200k from the guy.

how did you know? I am suspecting you

They just used this mumu trend to ruin a really good photo.

So that's your problem now... A huge bum... Smh

He's actually right. Even the question was a ridiculous one, that they shouldn't secure their borders because of fear of provoking an enemy is absurd!

Are these even true? They are really despicable!

Sorry but you are her other guy, and the one she really doesn't care about. She's trying to avoid complications for when she breaks up with you. It's less painful when you work out on your own so do yourself a favour and leave.

Oyindebrah:
I have experienced this before trust me,mine was just different,I went to the bank by 7:40am to withdraw but those that came for other reasons couldn't enter the premises until 8am,,I was allowed to go in because I came to use the ATM, but those that came to enter the main bank werent allowed to enter the premises of the bank,as I was withdrawing,the gateman allowed two whites to enter,Indians actually, husband and wife I guess and left the remaining blacks outside so the whites entered the bank premises and stayed under a shade and when it was 8am,they opened the door for everyone to come in and everyone entered the main bank even the whites..

This isn't as bad as his now, stand for him to sit, even those on the queue. The guy is lying jare

paschal47:
Which kain lie con be dis na for dis early mor-mor.







Anybody that would believe this must still be wearing diapers. Even customers joined in saying stand up for 'oyinbo'?

As in ehn... Blatant lie! And he was reminding us how the story is not for him to trend. Lies! Lies! Lies!

E be like joke but this guy seriously needs psychiatric evaluation

Wizzyblack3:
Any Nigerian gal?

What have you done as a Nigerian boy?

PabloOmoEscobar:
Did they not confirm her death?

Even if she wasn't dead, no food or water for 2 months is enough to kill her, the story is just one kind jare

Gmekx:
Nice signature

thank you

And our grandchildren will look at the 128GB drive and laugh at us one day

This kind sweet story, dem no come finish am

Bugatie:
No need to panic, most companies clearly indicate that "cars are parked at owners risk"

That's all you interpreted from the message?
Aside other things, they are trying to tell you if the building should collapse and kill people, they won't be held accountable. Enter at your own risk!

To be fair, the pronunciations are entirely different

NwamaziNwaAro:
Na only
Instagram and Snapchat
Naija girls sabi do.

Naija boy, which one you sabi?

Issoryt

If I ever become notorious, this is the type of notorious I want

Wife looked really pretty but underaged

Lier lier! Thank God for how it ended sha, could have been really bloody.

itsop:
5. Finally this manageable one!


Source::: http://www.praizeblog.com/2017/01/5-throwback-photos-of-korede-bello.html?m=0

Cc lalasticlala fynestboi ishilove ijebabe missyb3

This is the manageable one?
Anyway, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

To be fair, he was not ugly but thank God for fame and fried hair

2SWT:
So if an ugly girl wants to take you out you would reject the offer?

Don't mind him, beggar with choice

Make up your mind seff, is it the feelings you want or the free lunch?

hoover420:
they should endeavor to post break up goals too
IRANU!

Hater spotted

Cool... I just tried it. Took less than a minute. Hope there is no catch though, MTN and their hidden agenda