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zadok60: ok i don hear you,but just pray make e no happen to u at all.ur driver fit no go hlp situation,and dah means anoda story u knw..Girl go n fix out ur house chores pls

Lol.. I was just messing with you, hav heard far worse and my elder bro's experience wasn't a nice one. You are lucky! Thank God for your life.


Btw hw you take knw seff? i won go wash plate

Princess Ella: Broke & stingy dudes be lyk "I prefer my girl on low cut!

harlos:

Pictures or..... I trust u anyways

mikyke: you don't bliv a guy can stay faithful or dat a c guy can't stand by U or wat exactly

Its not about me, i just don't bliv a guy can do this but if you actually did do this, then you are one hell of a catch!

zadok60: no worry,one day u go xperience am also..u hear?..

Back to sender! Na so person tell you b4 you forge dis story

It didn't happen, no need for pictures

Sowri oo bt I can't test a guy lik dis cos i don't bliv any guy can do this

I was so proud of my lowcut......wasn't doing it cos of guys but mehn, they loved it.... I even miss the lowcut attention



If i hear pictures or it didn't happen eh

See her excuse.......Rationalisation!

I never tot I'd say dis but

Pictures or it didn't happen!

4 - Using your hand to see if your rice or beans is cooked
5 - Take the big cooking spoon, to take a little soup and place in your hand then tasting it for salt?
7 - Eat directly from the pot
12 - Using bare hands to open the hot pot forming superman


Especially num 12, superwoman like me

Nigeria! Where the theiving tactics of politicians are just too versatile

harlos: Luxanne, i just listened to ur christmas shala
Thanks so much and because of something i'll guve u dis
On behalf of Sweet Ts and I


Ms pee, God be with you till we meet again



I don't know how to lie



So nitlad didn't drop his (S)hit


Good morning my good people.

Goodmorning sweerie......sowri bout your phone.

Smh this is just pathetic!

nouveaux: same honey

You didn't decode d message

rodeo0070: One man's ceiling is another man's floor...

Yes she is, good work! And dat accessory called smile she has on......

Capisco: ur advice is so wondaful and i digested evry bit of it and will act accordingly and u wil be d 1st pesen i wil tel wen she says yes..tank u

i am honored

As for me, it doesn't have any switch, off or on. If a guy looks good dressed lik dat, fine, I'll admire him; if he doesn't, i won't.

Compliments of the season to you

harlos: Hello everybody

Sweeetie........what's making yyou sad?




Ms_pee..........talk!

emekaxy: Hope he bought only one ENGAGEMENT RING from the seller?

A friend went to buy an engagement rig, the seller asked him how many does he want?
The guy replied just one, abi people dey buy more than one?

The man said yes oooh, this is my 13 and half year in this business, some men come here to buy 4 rings at once some even buy 5 rings, they engage the 5 ladies and at the end come to buy the wedding ring for the lucky one.....

So, don't rejoice yet until u see the wedding ring in ur finger.
That's my advice, no ill feelings

Haba! Where is d congratulations?

Sloan: If I tell you go shout Mr. Nigeria o! > Yes, so wetin dey?

Oh BTW, I hope you've got a good sense of humor and a lot of posts crack me up on NL, I like to return the favour! So when are we billed for the altar >>??

You hope hav got a good sense of humor? a lot of posts crack you up? And return which favor?

nouveaux: you need to get laid. Born2fuck and mr coorkk are needed in ur life. Smh

I don't want to see your ownnnn, ntorrrrrr

calabaman: ^^^
The same is also applicable to u

Thank you

jay bee: https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm17mdWmDF1qinvcko1_400.gif

Am talking about an elaborate wedding not wedding in general o

Preceedo: rotfll....... "small nice wedding is never a compliment". You would not even hear that from anyone in naija not even your parents. Anyway, I like the I don't care what they say stuf. Only few girls have that.

Not if you spoil the few guests
Thank you

dhensity: dat old woman Idowuogbo i think

Idowuogbo dats married with kids oir another idowuogbo?

Sloan: Sweetie pie, honeym bum so when are we gerring married >>?

Sloan: See gobe! A libran in the house here...make you nor go miss am o! We librans are the best, I know! After comes gemini and aquarius!

A libran what's your date?

thatgurlvixen: Why??u want some hopefuls to nurse broken hearts??


little unripe coconuts abi??
In addition to not giving u christmas gift,, *cancels name from guestlist for my birthday parry*





U left ur patient to look for harlos abi?? Welldone o..with ur pakurumo love in NL

Which one is pakurumo love again nw?






[quote author=ms_pee]I'm even teaching some people now [/quote]Who and who?

Sloan: This is another lesson on why NL girls should always put their pictures on their profile and be lady-like in the way they talk. One day, it might just be their turn! Of course, although it is common knowledge, Ibo ladies can not do without Yoruba guys (we still love and keep our Yoruba women) and I am speaking from experience. If you want a good loving man, you better look for a Yoruba man, that way you can avoid all the sad stories in the romance and family section.

[quote author=Donalð Genes]*Hands her "LORD OF THE RING DVD plate*[/quote]