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when the boy don watch too much life porn from papa and mama and decide to give conji a chance.

when u steal weed from oshogbo shrine and smoke

now i see the dangers of joblessness an idled man is as good as dead pls go get smtin doing instead of disgracing ur state in the name of joke now i see the dangers of joblessness an idled man is as good as dead pls go get smtin doing instead of disgracing ur state in the name of joke

I was writing an aptitude test for ss2 two class and this was the questions and the answers.

1) in which battle did anini died
ans) in his last battle

2) where was the declaration of independence signed
ans) at the button of the page

3) what is the main reason for divorce
ans) marriage

4) benue river flows from which state
ans) liquid state

5) when was mandella born
ans) on his birthday

6) how do u share seven oranges for ten people
ana) make them orange juice

after the exams I was asked to go and start from primary three instead if ss2

pls audience I want u guys to judge this matter for us pls am I right or wrong comments

my guy and girl do u have u heard that

1) micheal jackson is still alive
2)ronaldo is from cameroun
3)balotteli is now a bouncer in a club
4)wizkid is about to wed a 65 yr old divorcee
5)rihanna begging for my hand in marriage
6)beyonce stabbed jayz to death bcuz jayz no dey last for bed
7)messi just sign for kano pillars
hazard na alter servant in mpape catholic church
9)giroud is now a hair dresser in wuse
10)morinho is now new naija coach
11)goodluck jona is now a pope
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if u gat more lies under ur sleeves pls share it will be appreciated

on a sunday service heavily armed boko haram Boys entered a church. they surrounded every where. then the boss said am gonna kill every body in this church but am gonna do it alphabetically according to your names. they asked the usher what is ur name he said my name is zakari then they asked the second one and he said my name zuniya they ask abt fifty people but dey said their names all began with z. so one member pointed at the pastor who has already mix himself with the congregation so not to be easily spotted as the general overseer and said that is our overall head and his name is abraham so the man shouted shut up ur mouth who told u my name is abraham sir pls dont mind them my real name is ZABRAHAM. if na u watin go be ur name comments pls

are u looking for a good job that you work from monday to thursday 9am to 4pm then on fridays from from 9am to 1pm. the salary is 800k per month and weekly allowance is 500k per week pls if u see just let me know cus am seriously searching for it also thank you

There is this my particular friend is name is Friday he has a girl friend that is always mocking him that even a new born baby can last more than him on bed and so on so to cut the long story shot he complained to me what happened I laughed at him then jokingly prescribed burantashi for I never new he was going to take it seriously so he later went on and bought the burantanshi he bought 500h worth of the drugs then that night he invited the girl over and the girl gave him full assurance that she was coming. but because he did not want his girlfriend to see him taking the drugs he took in advance and waited for her but out of annoyance he took over dose then the 5 minutes later the girlfriend called that there is no way she could make it that night the he should pls just postpone it till tomorrow by the time she drop the call the guys bro johnny was already tearing his jeans bcuz he took overdose so he called me as a close friend to come to his rescue so I hurried there when I saw the guy I did not know whether to laugh or cry but thank God for my area we had sex workers close by so we hurried there but when they saw my guys over high voltage non of them would open their legs for even one million. his elder but unmarried sister was at home nd witnessed everything so out of love she decided to save his brother from dying and opened her legs for the guy the guy f**k for 2hs before eja
culating so my question is sleeping with a sister is a taboo but those that situation justify the action matured minds pls

I will be terrified and will not dare to eat #silelnt is most dangerous

just remind her that 95% of girls in the world today has lost their virginity mean while let me ask IFA of his opinion just remind her that 95% of girls in the world today has lost their virginity mean while let me ask IFA of his opinion

any guy who still wears that is living in the past