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RomanceRe: Best Times To Ask A Lady Out And Get A Yes Faster by swemzkid(op): 9:33am On Dec 15, 2015
Cholls:
My brother what are you saying sef!
thanks bro just saw the mistake and i have corrected it
RomanceRe: Guys, Big Bumbum And Small Boobs Vs Small Bumbum And Big Boobs by swemzkid(m): 9:29am On Dec 15, 2015
i prefer small breast big ynash i cant stand a small ukwu i will just faint
RomanceBest Times To Ask A Lady Out And Get A Yes Faster by swemzkid(op): 9:25am On Dec 15, 2015
The most appropiate time to ask a girl out is during festive periods as listed below:

1) Christmas/new year; this is ranked no. 1 because its probably the time were new gifts are mandatory, they just need gifts and bills paid so there is 98% assurance You are getting a yes.

2 Valentine: this has turned from lovers day to ladies day they want a date that is willing to spend so when u just show up with the cash they are ready to lick your balls if u just ask.

3 Easter: not very buzzling but girls cant do without gift every celebration period so when u ask them out get ready 4 quick yes

advise to lalasticlala if u want true love dont search at this periods cus fake go plenty i drop my pen

Feel free to add urs
Jokes EtcRe: Mehn Watin We Go Call This Kind Sleeping Way Na by swemzkid(op): 9:48pm On Dec 13, 2015
sissylucy:
op shebi na ur family members way dey sleep u snap upload...only God know as ur face dey tk b wen u dey sleep ur own
snr boy na just one boy were dem bring 4rm villa to come help with house work beside it funny lol
Jokes EtcMehn Watin We Go Call This Kind Sleeping Way Na by swemzkid(op): 9:28pm On Dec 13, 2015
oboy this style bamm die na watin we go call am self

Jokes EtcRe: Very Hillarious Give It A Caption by swemzkid(op): 6:33pm On Dec 13, 2015
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Christianity EtcRe: 5 Unmentioned Miracles Of Jesus Christ by swemzkid(m): 6:06pm On Dec 13, 2015
Addicted2Women:
All these religious bullshit.
Some people will show me a random picture of some dude and tell me it's Jesus.
There was no camera during the alleged existence of Jesus.

How do you know all these shiit about Jesus ??
He turned water into wine.
He died and rose again
Where you there ??
OK, give me a solid evidence.
the bible says only a fool says the is no God so if u believ in God u will believe every single thing in the bible and besides although there was no camera but we had writters those scrolls has been translated so recieve send and God bless u as u do so amen

no time to review
Jokes EtcRe: A List Of People I Trust ??? by swemzkid(m): 3:14pm On Dec 13, 2015
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PoliticsRe: Nigerian Senate Orders 109 Suvs For Lawmakers. by swemzkid(m): 3:10pm On Dec 13, 2015
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RomanceGuys I Dnt Really Understand What This Really Means by swemzkid(op): 3:08pm On Dec 13, 2015
guys i went to visit my aunt for xmas i met her husband's younger sister but about 3 or more years older than me we get along very well there is something i dont really understand anytime we a dragging something she will always put it in either her bra or her pant then she will dare me to put my hand she even put things like my phone, money nd other things and she is always playing with me like she wants to get bleeped. pls any body that can explain will be appreciated

Cc:lalasticala
ishiluv
Jokes EtcVery Hillarious Give It A Caption by swemzkid(op): 9:03am On Dec 13, 2015
This boy was brought 4rm the village as house help but his sleeping way is so hillarious give it a caption


Cc:lalasticala

PoliticsRe: See Why The Pope Was Trending On Twitter by swemzkid(m): 2:11pm On Dec 01, 2015
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Face Of Fashion Africa And Africa Icon Awards, Second Edition Will Be The Best by swemzkid(m): 2:09pm On Dec 01, 2015
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PropertiesRe: 937 Hecter Of Farm Land Along Kaduna/abuja Express Way For Sale by swemzkid(m): 5:08pm On Nov 26, 2015
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SportsRe: Barcelona Vs Roma With Messi And Rakitic Back From Injury by swemzkid(m): 11:12pm On Nov 23, 2015
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CelebritiesRe: Top 5 Richest Comedians In Nigeria And What They Charge Per Show (photos) by swemzkid(m):
FTC i dedicate it to all moderators on NL
CelebritiesRe: Omawunmi In A Lovely Selfie With Her Hubby,2 Kids And Mother-in-law(photos) by swemzkid(m): 1:11pm On Nov 23, 2015
seen
CrimeRe: Man Declared Wanted For Withdrawing N45m Mistakenly Credited Into His Account by swemzkid(m):
i pray this should be my portion someday


(FTC first time ever i dedicate this to my fellow first time oshogbo weed smokers one love
PoliticsRe: Photos: Osinbajo Attends All Nigeria Judges Conference by swemzkid(m): 1:08pm On Nov 23, 2015
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CelebritiesRe: Photos: How Many Men Can Stick To This? by swemzkid(m):
just strolling by and bumbed into ftc
PoliticsThey Say Curiousity Killed The Cat But We Are Humans So I Really Want To Know by swemzkid(op): 1:01pm On Nov 23, 2015
please guy clerify a confused person i really want to know is prince audu really dead or rose from the dead abeg na which one be truth abeg
comment if u know the real truth or concern if u are curious like me
RomanceRe: I Just Caught My Man Jerking Off by swemzkid(m): 12:46pm On Nov 23, 2015
talk to him abt it and increase u bleeping times from once a week to 3times a day
PoliticsRe: Rccg-pastor Shot And Killed By Fulahi Herdsmen by swemzkid(m): 12:40pm On Nov 23, 2015
(d guy above me just robbed me of ftc any way i go manage stc)


its fulani nt fulahi anyway God go judge them
Romance5 Top States With High Givers But Hide Their Indentity Wela Nd Their Requirement by swemzkid(op): 12:38pm On Nov 23, 2015
without wasting of time i commernce my countdown


1)gbagi;in abuja this one's are mostly illitrates and uncivilized so sharp guys just use them to cool conji and its almost free all u need is to ask politely
2)jos;this ones are really pretty but i just love them for their generous nature they give alot it might cost u a little but they hide their selfs wela
3)nasarawa;this ones a really cheap all u need do is promise them marriage and boom!! they are lieing naked on ur beg they dont show their selfs that much
4)ibadan;its almost impossible to have an ibadan girl as just friends without bleeping her.all u need is to be a cute guy but money follow also sha
5)enugu;mehn i dey fear this very girls they can bleep a zombie just for the cheeze no offense please but i love them cus they really know how to get the job done all you need is the cheeze and thats all

freedom to comments anything wahyasay

any body were comment endtime here his\her garri no go ever rise(swell
PoliticsRe: How Abubakar Audu Of Kogi Died, Vomited Blood Before Passing Away by swemzkid(m): 6:54am On Nov 23, 2015
wait a munite how genuine is this news
Jokes EtcRe: Mugabe On Racism by swemzkid(m): 10:40pm On Nov 22, 2015
i go manage ttc at all at all na winsh
Jokes EtcRe: When You Keep Acting Like A Big Man by swemzkid(m): 10:37pm On Nov 22, 2015
thats almost the worst caption on nl
Jokes EtcRe: How Would You React If You Saw This by swemzkid(m): 10:35pm On Nov 22, 2015
come down and start treking lol
Jokes EtcRe: The Moment You Know Your Faith Cannot Guarantee You Into Heaven by swemzkid(m): 10:27pm On Nov 22, 2015
old joke though but cant stop laughing to it
CelebritiesRe: Maheeda Shares +18 Photos To Celebrate 33rd Birthday Today by swemzkid(m): 10:10pm On Nov 22, 2015
and who,s life have this pics helped(end time tins)any way ftc
RomanceRe: Top 5 States With The Highest Prostitudes(ashawos) Ranking by swemzkid(op): 9:55pm On Nov 22, 2015
jonaifame22:
Travellin down to those states as I type, cos I love prostitutes
if u reach u hook me up with one abeg

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