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Cholls:thanks bro just saw the mistake and i have corrected it |
i prefer small breast big ynash i cant stand a small ukwu i will just faint |
The most appropiate time to ask a girl out is during festive periods as listed below: 1) Christmas/new year; this is ranked no. 1 because its probably the time were new gifts are mandatory, they just need gifts and bills paid so there is 98% assurance You are getting a yes. 2 Valentine: this has turned from lovers day to ladies day they want a date that is willing to spend so when u just show up with the cash they are ready to lick your balls if u just ask. 3 Easter: not very buzzling but girls cant do without gift every celebration period so when u ask them out get ready 4 quick yes advise to lalasticlala if u want true love dont search at this periods cus fake go plenty i drop my pen Feel free to add urs |
sissylucy:snr boy na just one boy were dem bring 4rm villa to come help with house work beside it funny lol |
oboy this style bamm die na watin we go call am self
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Addicted2Women:the bible says only a fool says the is no God so if u believ in God u will believe every single thing in the bible and besides although there was no camera but we had writters those scrolls has been translated so recieve send and God bless u as u do so amen no time to review |
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guys i went to visit my aunt for xmas i met her husband's younger sister but about 3 or more years older than me we get along very well there is something i dont really understand anytime we a dragging something she will always put it in either her bra or her pant then she will dare me to put my hand she even put things like my phone, money nd other things and she is always playing with me like she wants to get bleeped. pls any body that can explain will be appreciated Cc:lalasticala ishiluv |
This boy was brought 4rm the village as house help but his sleeping way is so hillarious give it a caption Cc:lalasticala
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FTC i dedicate it to all moderators on NL |
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i pray this should be my portion someday (FTC first time ever i dedicate this to my fellow first time oshogbo weed smokers one love |
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just strolling by and bumbed into ftc |
please guy clerify a confused person i really want to know is prince audu really dead or rose from the dead abeg na which one be truth abeg comment if u know the real truth or concern if u are curious like me |
talk to him abt it and increase u bleeping times from once a week to 3times a day |
(d guy above me just robbed me of ftc any way i go manage stc) its fulani nt fulahi anyway God go judge them |
without wasting of time i commernce my countdown 1)gbagi;in abuja this one's are mostly illitrates and uncivilized so sharp guys just use them to cool conji and its almost free all u need is to ask politely 2)jos;this ones are really pretty but i just love them for their generous nature they give alot it might cost u a little but they hide their selfs wela 3)nasarawa;this ones a really cheap all u need do is promise them marriage and boom!! they are lieing naked on ur beg they dont show their selfs that much 4)ibadan;its almost impossible to have an ibadan girl as just friends without bleeping her.all u need is to be a cute guy but money follow also sha 5)enugu;mehn i dey fear this very girls they can bleep a zombie just for the cheeze no offense please but i love them cus they really know how to get the job done all you need is the cheeze and thats all freedom to comments anything wahyasay any body were comment endtime here his\her garri no go ever rise(swell |
wait a munite how genuine is this news |
i go manage ttc at all at all na winsh |
thats almost the worst caption on nl |
come down and start treking lol |
old joke though but cant stop laughing to it |
and who,s life have this pics helped(end time tins)any way ftc |
jonaifame22:if u reach u hook me up with one abeg |