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hillarious indeed any ways FTC i dedicate this to morinho i pray man e next oponent pity am oo

pls dnt tel me this is a joke bcus e dry pass sahara

your bro needs to stop taking fried weed

skibo wait are u kidding me
anyway,s FTC

cant find the joke hear abeg who see am make e show me


FTC sha dedicate it to morinho 4 making me hapi

[quote author=joewizzy247 post=38080846]A family is at the dinner table. The son
asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds
of boobs are there?” The father,
surprised, answers, “Well, son, a
woman goes through three phases. In
her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and
40s, they are like pears, still nice,
hanging a bit. After 50, they are like
onions.” “Onions?” the son asks.
“Yes. You see them and they make you
cry.”

seriously like onion it makes me weep buhahahaha

i will take a knife kill my self go after him and find out the rest lol

guy and girls what do u think about this personally i think its a honest truth

help me please! how will u know if ur post makes front page ?

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na who win

identity of a dick lover (wish to meet her)

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hello felaz

please there is this girl called jane,tall dark and pretty with amazing dimples and open teeth but she no too carry nyash sha but she is got eminent boob that can make u confess ur atm pin without use of force.jane is my friend no serious emotional attatchment at least that what i think.we are group of about seven close friends 3girls and 4 guys none of us is dating each other but we really close.one blessed night she came over to my place and spent the night 4 no good reason but as per body no be wood one thing led to the other and we had a hell of a sex,we continue 4rm then on and it became regular but what suprises me is that she still tells me abt her numerous boyfriends tell me abt all her bleeps even when i dnt wana hear it she has never 4 once acted like sm1 inlove my question is, is it posible to still friendzone somebody when u are having sex with the person...candid opinion please

hey fellaz am a pretty cool and very funny dude i have friends as well as female friends but there is this particular girl average hight proud boobs killer curves every thing beautiful about her her name is jenet.we are actually church members after church we and other guys and galz aways stay and gist even visit each other at times.am a very funny person so them girls love coming around me but her's is different.when she is laughing she aways rub my head most times sit on my lap, hugs me real chest hug and makes me feel her solid organs numerous times we are every close.so i concluded that she loves me but was wating 4 me to make 1st move.so i told her i love her nd want us to start a relationship to my suprise she turn a very hard face and warned me never repeat that again...my question is why is she that physically close to me but reacted to the toasting that way please i need your advice

Shebarh:
but wait o.. what exactly does the op want permission to bleep her

just wana know whats going on cus i dont really understand

am a single guy in uni uyo yr2.
the thing is i attended a chuch for the first time (name witheld) i stood up for 1st timers and was welcome then after servic there was this prophetes highly spiritual called sis linda very sexy for a prophestes i must say.she attended to me after servic gave me form of membership to fill i did and became a member of the church.she visit me at home for further prayer nd counseling. last wk friday she came as usual but it was somhow different 4rm other day she refus to sit on the couch rather went 4 my bed and sat comfotable but instead of preaching she asked to watch movie i told her i ws nt a fan of nollywood bt she said any movie would do i showed her packs of movie she selected she wore a skirt that was above her kneel so as she sat it slightly open nd i caught glims she caught me and smiled she always say she wana go soon but end up staying 4 over 8hours.no matter how hard i tried she was neva comfortable.am confused i really dont knw wat is the meaning of this pls advise

heeii, oyo swear

-if u didnt play rubber band
-if u never bathed in the rain
-if nobdy told u abt the india nigeria(99-1)match
-if u didnt sleep on the couch and word up the bed
-if u did trow ur milk teeth on the zinc 4 the lizard to take and give u new ones
-if u never flew a kite
-if u didnt use ur legs to build a sand house
-if u did close ur fridge door slowly to see when the light will of
-if u never waved at white expecting ur nails to be whiter
-if u never drove motor cycle tyre and called it ur car
-if uu didnt put garri in your pocket ant eat while walking on the street
-if u never played mama and papa
-if u didnt sing (jangolova eke moto instead of jingle over like a motor)
-if u didnt sing(sanda lili instead of standard living)

confess u are guilty and add urs if u can still remember

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(that look on your face) after bumping into ur father's waec and common entrace result full of D's E's F's he still quarels you coming 5th position and brags of always coming 1st in school when he was ur age

the craziest thing i have ever done was wasting precious time to read the bullshit

(picks my slippers dust it put it on my head and runs out of thread)

conversation between akpos and the mother
mother; akpos why did u slap aisha this morning akpos; she called me a hippopotamus six months ago mother; (puzzled)u just said six month ago so why slap her today akpos; bcus i just saw an hippopotamus yesterday.
one word for akpos

true story..
i always visit my fiancee in her house but anytime i go there she always complain that her best friend always dresses seductively and truely anytime i go there she love being in just pants nd bra or jst towel bt i just concluded maybe its her own way of recieving fresh air. the main drama happened when i came to my fiancee's house she was busy so i asked that her friend to escort me to gwaripa to buy walldrope maybe her friend would know her taste after buying we took the walldrope to my house mehn when she heard abt this it was the grace of God that save our relationship she totally concluded that i have laid her friend and that her best friend had snatch her b.f is u see quarell btween both of the ehh...pls people is there any reason why this things is common among women than men?