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I have done that b4...i open every possible passage then when its time to sleep i entered my treated net and slept...they all saw enough blood but could nt suck....hahahaha... |
KINGOFJAPAN:guy u really know my state of mind |
Girls always complain i am borin yet am not.. If they come to my house i offer them refreshments...they say "am bored" i give them my pics to look at...dey say "put film" i want to put a little romantic film but they kick against it, that they dont want sex scenes so i put random movie, few munites into watching they complain that the film is borin...they start complaining of heat i put on my fan and open the windows they start complaining they will soon go but never make a move of going...when they finally go and i call they say am over dull and borin and i should never invite her over again...pls my people watin i dey always do wrong to deserve such treatment from girls |
Mehn am i a state of delima as am talking to you now...when a friend of mine was still in the world mehn he was searching for kitten like mad but he hard got even an ugly to manage. but two weeks a ago he gave his life to god and free kitten has been knocking his door on daily basis what do we call this kind thing..... |
Let me wait odaz 2 return 4rm church |
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If a guy tells a girl blundly lets a have sex, the girl will so flair up or worst cenerio he might even get a slap, even when she actually wants it. but if the guy does not say a word but his actions potrays he is driving towards sex he is likely to get it with ease Why is this so? Make una talk una mind |
buys a plot of land nd spreads mat |
I have every reason to believe that the mode who move this rubbish to fp is not okay. persn go post better thing no fp bt imagine d nonesense that made fp (mtcheww spits on thread) |
what!! diz fulani bastards no won live long |
books space and start waiting 4 dem wailers to arrive |
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everybody loves the winning team |
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white guy:baby i want to make love to you nigerian guy:baby where are u can we have a date in my house 9ja guys make una add una own concept |
BetaThings:boy u are highly welcome |
front page at last dedicated to my fellow hustlers out there |
slyIsaac:to move to front page i guess oga seun food has doning |
Kommen:guy ur head dey dere |
SexyStrawberry:to ur bf no doubt but to just a friend u must deploy strategies |
i think this thread is front page worthy lala wat do u think? |
acenazt:lwkmd ur own worst |
A white girl will say I want to have sex with you A nigerian girl will say U get light i want to watch film in ur house true or false? add ur own concept |
For sure am home alone even if we are 20 people at home
Me - Even if we no get but I must see fuel inside generator