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Jokes EtcRe: Please Rate This Guy Sense Scale Of 1 To 10 by swemzkid(m): 10:27pm On Jun 10, 2016
I have done that b4...i open every possible passage then when its time to sleep i entered my treated net and slept...they all saw enough blood but could nt suck....hahahaha...
RomanceRe: Which Kind Thing Be This Na...i Dont Understand Again Oo...pls Somebody Help by swemzkid(op): 9:22am On May 29, 2016
KINGOFJAPAN:
Op ryt now

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guy u really know my state of mind
RomanceWhich Kind Thing Be This Na...i Dont Understand Again Oo...pls Somebody Help by swemzkid(op): 8:58am On May 29, 2016
Girls always complain i am borin yet am not..
If they come to my house i offer them refreshments...they say "am bored" i give them my pics to look at...dey say "put film" i want to put a little romantic film but they kick against it, that they dont want sex scenes so i put random movie, few munites into watching they complain that the film is borin...they start complaining of heat i put on my fan and open the windows they start complaining they will soon go but never make a move of going...when they finally go and i call they say am over dull and borin and i should never invite her over again...pls my people watin i dey always do wrong to deserve such treatment from girls
RomanceIs This Temptation Or Blessing That Follows Born Again's.... by swemzkid(op): 8:35am On May 29, 2016
Mehn am i a state of delima as am talking to you now...when a friend of mine was still in the world mehn he was searching for kitten like mad but he hard got even an ugly to manage. but two weeks a ago he gave his life to god and free kitten has been knocking his door on daily basis what do we call this kind thing.....
RomanceRe: Caption This Pics. by swemzkid(m): 8:08pm On Apr 10, 2016
Let me wait odaz 2 return 4rm church
RomanceRe: Girls And Hipocrisy by swemzkid(op): 8:40pm On Apr 07, 2016
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RomanceGirls And Hipocrisy by swemzkid(op): 8:39pm On Apr 07, 2016
If a guy tells a girl blundly lets a have sex, the girl will so flair up or worst cenerio he might even get a slap, even when she actually wants it. but if the guy does not say a word but his actions potrays he is driving towards sex he is likely to get it with ease
Why is this so?
Make una talk una mind
CrimeRe: Soldiers Clash With Cultists In Rivers, 4 Killed by swemzkid(m): 10:09pm On Apr 06, 2016
buys a plot of land nd spreads mat
Jokes EtcRe: Fictitious Chats Between Obasanjo And Patience Jonathan by swemzkid(m): 6:23pm On Apr 06, 2016
I have every reason to believe that the mode who move this rubbish to fp is not okay. persn go post better thing no fp bt imagine d nonesense that made fp (mtcheww spits on thread)
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen Abduct Catholic Priest In Enugu-vanguard by swemzkid(m): 8:48am On Apr 04, 2016
what!! diz fulani bastards no won live long
PoliticsRe: Read What Obama Said About President Buhari And Nigeria by swemzkid(m): 8:46am On Apr 04, 2016
books space and start waiting 4 dem wailers to arrive
PoliticsRe: Why I Constantly Attack Buhari- Fayose by swemzkid(m): 8:44am On Apr 04, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Former Governor Of Ogun State Defects To APC by swemzkid(m): 8:43am On Apr 04, 2016
everybody loves the winning team
RomanceRe: Counter Thread:how A White Vs How A Naija Guy Ask For Sex by swemzkid(op): 8:20am On Apr 04, 2016
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RomanceCounter Thread:how A White Vs How A Naija Guy Ask For Sex by swemzkid(op): 8:19am On Apr 04, 2016
white guy:baby i want to make love to you
nigerian guy:baby where are u can we have a date in my house

9ja guys make una add una own concept
PoliticsRe: Security Men Halt Shiite Procession In Katsina by swemzkid(m): 10:01pm On Apr 03, 2016
BetaThings:
I am a Muslim I challenge you to an intellectual debate
boy u are highly welcome
RomanceRe: How A White Girl And A Nigerian Girl Ask For Sex by swemzkid(op): 9:24pm On Apr 03, 2016
front page at last
dedicated to my fellow hustlers out there
RomanceRe: How A White Girl And A Nigerian Girl Ask For Sex by swemzkid(op): 7:36pm On Apr 03, 2016
slyIsaac:
What are yhu begging the guy for ....
O ga o
to move to front page i guess
oga seun food has doning
RomanceRe: How A White Girl And A Nigerian Girl Ask For Sex by swemzkid(op): 6:58pm On Apr 03, 2016
Kommen:
Are you home alone grin For sure am home alone even if we are 20 people at home grin Do you people have light cool Me - Even if we no get but I must see fuel inside generator grin grin I don't watch porn oooh grin Why you dey tell me grin
guy ur head dey dere
RomanceRe: How A White Girl And A Nigerian Girl Ask For Sex by swemzkid(op): 6:07pm On Apr 03, 2016
SexyStrawberry:
LOL, I'm not a white girl but i am super blunt, if i want sex, I'll tell u straight up, no time to waste abeg
to ur bf no doubt but to just a friend u must deploy strategies
RomanceRe: How A White Girl And A Nigerian Girl Ask For Sex by swemzkid(op): 3:33pm On Apr 03, 2016
i think this thread is front page worthy lala wat do u think?
RomanceRe: How A White Girl And A Nigerian Girl Ask For Sex by swemzkid(op): 1:55pm On Apr 03, 2016
acenazt:
When she call and asks who's home with u? I start telling my guys to clear.
lwkmd ur own worst
RomanceHow A White Girl And A Nigerian Girl Ask For Sex by swemzkid(op): 12:29pm On Apr 03, 2016
A white girl will say

I want to have sex with you

A nigerian girl will say
U get light i want to watch film in ur house

true or false?
add ur own concept

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