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Foreign AffairsRe: Photos Of Barack Obama Crying During Gun Control Announcement by swemzkid(m):
there is really ntin special abt ftc

meanwhile those are just crocodile tear he might even have a hand in that cant trust all this over abitious politician
Music/RadioRe: Hilarious Advise For Upcoming Artists (photo) by swemzkid(m):
funny bt epic

cant really figure out anytin special abt FTC
Jokes EtcRe: Who Fit Tell Me Wetin Bumi Dey Look Inside Esthy??? by swemzkid(m): 11:56pm On Dec 22, 2015
she be like so esthy u don dey follow them wear katapot abi
RomanceRe: Girls And Their Misinterpretation Of Come To My House(guys Have Ur Say) by swemzkid(op): 11:49pm On Dec 22, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
You guys have no reasonable explanation for that.



You want her to come to your house to widen the chance of going down on her.iranu,nothing other than that,if you dont have money to go to a decent resturant,mamaput isnt a bad idea.



Infact dont even invite her if you dont money for a decent outing then you arent ready.
i prefer being in my comfort zone. bcus any girl were enta my house go dey plan to pack in with me
RomanceRe: Girls And Their Misinterpretation Of Come To My House(guys Have Ur Say) by swemzkid(op): 11:40pm On Dec 22, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
Give your life to Jesus!
u just wasted the ftc position by comention trash go sleep child, kids are supose to be sleeping now
RomanceGirls And Their Misinterpretation Of Come To My House(guys Have Ur Say) by swemzkid(op): 11:33pm On Dec 22, 2015
this is obviously a counter thread.

if u meet a girl and ask to come over to ur house the next question will be what for? why cant we just meet in any eatery or bar? to do what in ur house?.

sometimes i will be like come we are shooting new season film

guys wa yah say
RomanceRe: She Played Me Big Time But Now She Wants To Come Back To My Life (come And See) by swemzkid(op): 6:45pm On Dec 21, 2015
20pounds:
I swear, I don't know if this your story is true but one Warri babe pulled this stunt on me during my University days. grin grin grin
In her case, she needed the money to shop for clothes. cheesy cheesy cheesy

I was already about graduating and giving serious thoughts to our relationship. In the end the clothes faded with my affection for her and she accused me of dumping her. She wasn't wise enough to know that I knew she scammed me.
oh my gosh it was a warri girl that did this to me also is that kind of their signature?
RomanceRe: She Played Me Big Time But Now She Wants To Come Back To My Life (come And See) by swemzkid(op): 2:47pm On Dec 21, 2015
richie9093:
Waitm So your dvd, phone and tv are all worth 20k? which kind life na?
such is life bro smday i would afford more than that
RomanceRe: She Played Me Big Time But Now She Wants To Come Back To My Life (come And See) by swemzkid(op): 2:06pm On Dec 21, 2015
wordbank:
Accept her, in fact tell her to move in with u with all her belongings, carry all her stuff go sell!
real funny guy but it sounds like a nice payback
RomanceRe: She Played Me Big Time But Now She Wants To Come Back To My Life (come And See) by swemzkid(op): 2:04pm On Dec 21, 2015
schumastic:
FP for what? after being played n how true is the story self angry
If u had always doubted things ur whole life dont doubt this beside the reason 4 fp is get more ideas on hw to deal with this okay?
Jokes EtcCome Show Ur Ability To Create Answers Hear(lols) by swemzkid(op): 2:00pm On Dec 21, 2015
hey guys convince urself then convince us answer this question EGG AND FOWL WHICH ONE FIRST REACH EARTH ND REASON 4 UR ANSWER
LOLS CC:LALASTICLALA ND TOSYN2MUCH COME AND CRACK UR BRAINS Fp tins abeg
RomanceShe Played Me Big Time But Now She Wants To Come Back To My Life (come And See) by swemzkid(op): 1:50pm On Dec 21, 2015
Hey guys i have this bae, i love her alot nd even wish to marry her in future. based on the economy in 9ja, nd as per student she doesnt benefit 4rm me that much financially. my bae told me she is pregnant, and she needs money 4 abortion. i told her i aint gat much cash but base on pressure 4rm her sister and mom i sold my dvd, tv, nd phone to raise 20k 4 the abortion. after that i told her that i aint want any future reaccurance of this that, we should split nd let me face my studies. 1 week later she told me she wasnt pregnant that it was just a scam the whole family had to pull to get cash 4rm to solve a particular problem and becus i was quite a stingy guy she wanted to collect 4rm me atleast. that i should 4give her and accept her back to my life.

so guys what do u advise in this kind of situation.

Cc:lalasticlala nd ishiluv ur attention is urgently needed FP things abeg
Nairaland GeneralRe: Checkout The Overloaded Motorcycle That Was Arrested Today By FRSC Officials [ph by swemzkid(m): 11:08am On Dec 21, 2015
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RomanceWhat Do U Think About This Question (21+) by swemzkid(op): 11:07am On Dec 21, 2015
hey guys i want u guys to answer this question pussy and dick which one is more sort after.

mature and immature comments all alowed
RomanceRe: Strange Things That Happens Please Come And See 4 Ur Self (what A World) by swemzkid(op): 9:06pm On Dec 17, 2015
Adasun:
Op is dat strange to youhuhi
yeah thats unusual act coming 4rm a mother
RomanceRe: Strange Things That Happens Please Come And See 4 Ur Self (what A World) by swemzkid(op): 12:40pm On Dec 17, 2015
Monalisa185:
no punctuation marks, nothing nothing... how person wan take read this one now?
Thanks sis mistake has just been corrected
RomanceRe: Strange Things That Happens Please Come And See 4 Ur Self (what A World) by swemzkid(op): 12:39pm On Dec 17, 2015
noblemails:
now let me ask you... can you drive a car from west to east without maneuvering the staring nor applying break? how dare you put a write up here without a single punctuation? Which institution did you graduate from?
sorry i was just fast that i 4got to cross check but it have be corrected
RomanceRe: Strange Things That Happens Please Come And See 4 Ur Self (what A World) by swemzkid(op): 12:37pm On Dec 17, 2015
Monalisa185:
no punctuation marks, nothing nothing... how person wan take read this one now?
duely noted and corrected
RomanceRe: Strange Things That Happens Please Come And See 4 Ur Self (what A World) by swemzkid(op): 11:47am On Dec 17, 2015
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RomanceStrange Things That Happens Please Come And See 4 Ur Self (what A World) by swemzkid(op):
My own brother had a girlfriend a serious relationship. Something happend, she called my bro one day nd said she is pregnant, that she wants to abort. my bro didnt believe at 1st, but it became so serious that she involved her sister. we taught two were working 2gether to collect cash.so i advise my bro to personally take her to clinic 4 test but she blunty refused and told my bro that he had already done that herself, then she brought a result that looked faked. we still did not take it serious until she involve her own mother. Her mother came and threaten my brother that he will do juju 4 him if he does not bring the cash 4 the abortion. now i have taken it serious but my question is why wount she follow my bro to clinic 4 test but if she is not serious what kind of mother would get involve in such a dirty business?
pls i need advise real fast to act.
cc:lalasticlala ur antention is needed.
RomanceRe: I Have Never Seen This Kind Thing Before Pls Help A Friend Out by swemzkid(op): 11:29am On Dec 17, 2015
happyjuliet:
Sorry to say but d 2 of dem no well undecided
dey actually taught they were having fun
RomanceRe: I Have Never Seen This Kind Thing Before Pls Help A Friend Out by swemzkid(op): 11:27am On Dec 17, 2015
schumastic:
story is so fake angry angry while will him n his friend be dragging a runs girl kid, like seriously how possible is that
4 over a month they have been constantly bleebing her so they cant help but believe its theirs
RomanceRe: I Have Never Seen This Kind Thing Before Pls Help A Friend Out by swemzkid(op): 11:25am On Dec 17, 2015
sickstars:
Let them go for hiv nd all test first bleepin a runz girl raw i fear ur frnd nd his frnd o embarassed
now thats A sensible advice
RomanceRe: I Have Never Seen This Kind Thing Before Pls Help A Friend Out by swemzkid(op): 11:25am On Dec 17, 2015
sickstars:
Let them go for hiv nd all test first bleepin a runz girl raw i fear ur frnd nd his frnd o embarassed
now thats one sensible advice
RomanceRe: When Your Best Man Sponsored Your Wedding (pic.) by swemzkid(m): 10:53am On Dec 17, 2015
If be the groom i go explode does he know how long it took him to get to touch that waiste any way lucky groom
RomanceRe: I Have Never Seen This Kind Thing Before Pls Help A Friend Out by swemzkid(op): 10:46am On Dec 17, 2015
i requested sensible nd mature advise but am getting really few
RomanceRe: I Have Never Seen This Kind Thing Before Pls Help A Friend Out by swemzkid(op): 10:43am On Dec 17, 2015
Chanchit:
Even if he like make Wole Shoyinka help am reconstruct the nonsense story, he still deserves a dirty slap for opening a thread for this nonsense.
oga watin i do u na abi we dey drag anything?
RomanceRe: I Have Never Seen This Kind Thing Before Pls Help A Friend Out by swemzkid(op): 9:58am On Dec 17, 2015
agarawu23:
The price for DNA test will scare the hell out of em all


Who wants to father a bastardd? angry
u are right the price of dna na die
RomanceI Have Never Seen This Kind Thing Before Pls Help A Friend Out by swemzkid(op): 9:51am On Dec 17, 2015
A friend of mine had this runs girl that him nd his friend use to bang even at the same time yes i mean a party it went on 4 about 1month so now the problem is she is pregnant she wants the baby my friend also wants the baby like wise his friend. but who will the child grow to call dad no man wants to take care of another man's child.the question is
1) who go claim paternity
2)who go take responsibility
3)what do u think abt the whole saga
so hw can this catastrophy be resolved

Cc:lalasticlala ur Pls ur advise and contribution is really needed pls

Sign out:
RomanceRe: Best Times To Ask A Lady Out And Get A Yes Faster by swemzkid(op): 9:35am On Dec 15, 2015
iceberylin:
So they'll milk you dry and dump u after the period undecided
if u want the long way out u can just ask or after this period wink

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