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RomanceRe: Top 5 States With The Highest Prostitudes(ashawos) Ranking by swemzkid(op): 8:28pm On Nov 22, 2015
missKiffy:
Where's Imo
i dont really know abt imo girls beeing sex workers
RomanceRe: Top 5 States With The Highest Prostitudes(ashawos) Ranking by swemzkid(op):
being FTC is really a nice sensation though i dedicate it to all my fellow adventurers in atakatarina
RomanceTop 5 States With The Highest Prostitudes(ashawos) Ranking by swemzkid(op): 8:02pm On Nov 22, 2015
base on my notifications these are a list of states i think produces the highest prostitudes(oloshos) in 9ja

1) edo; this ones dont really love operating in local level 70% of them play away match and their main hq is in italy
2) benue state (TIV)to be specific this ones are probably the cheapest ashewos in 9ja and with high level of sex workers
3)rivers (ph girls) this ones are not cheap they claim to be high class babes they brand them self runs babes but as far as am concern they are all sex workers
4)cross river(ogoja) this one are similar to tiv they are relatively cheap in my area they are worth as less as even 200 naira they have high level of oloshos
5)calabar speaking girls;this ones are not very plenty in the ashawo industry but are also active and i think they are the best in bedmatics

u can add urs if u disagree or u can rearange it ur way

mods what do you think
Jokes EtcRe: Gracious Jesus, This Thing Can Kill Person (see Here) by swemzkid(m): 8:32pm On Nov 21, 2015
that is seriously unatractive i prefer them moderate not too thin
RomanceCould She Be Occultic Or Is It Normal Come And See Guys by swemzkid(op): 6:15pm On Nov 16, 2015
hey guys
there is this sugar mummy of mine she freeks me out always with a certain attitude when she want's intimacy she allows me to suck her br**st finger and handle her kitty cat do any thing with her body but she will never allow me to put my dick inside of her punny this is damn weird to me. i am begining to suspect she is occultic or so

so friends have u ever had such experience what do u advise ?
mature response please thanks
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of A Pro-biafran Protester Shot By The Police In The Port Harcourt Protes by swemzkid(m): 8:26pm On Nov 10, 2015
Bambless1:
Wasted!! He Died For Nothing Sake.
he did not die for nothing one day you will come to realize that you dump head
RomanceCome And See This Big Question And Drop Ur Honest Opinion by swemzkid(op): 11:07pm On Oct 29, 2015
to be sincere, the guys how do you feel when ladies makes the first move to dating. if you have never had an experience what is your say on it. and the ladies what do you have to say about it.

as for me I really think that the ladies should let us do our job not the other way round

your contribution is high appreciated
RomanceRe: Someone Finds Condom In A Bible In Her Hotel Room In Abuja (photos) by swemzkid(m): 10:50pm On Oct 29, 2015
marshalcarter:
No1-what was she doin in the hotel

No2-its hotel..so wat do you expect to find der....microphone and keyboardhuh

No3-why must it be dat particular page whr the CD is kept she'll openhuh undecided


No4-she's aware of the KWANDOM grin

No5-who's the sum1huh


No6-you were there with her if not...how did you get the pix huh

No7-if you can't ans..probably..you are the sum1...you are the she....you are the OP


PDP members.....see dem deceiving demselves since 1209BC angry
guy I must confess u are really stupid hotels are alternative place to stay not overlly a brotel if u put some thing in a book it is that place u put it will be the first to open so use Ur head

people no more have regard for God this days lord have mercy
RomanceOh My God I Have Never Seen This Before Oo Come And See Guys by swemzkid(op): 11:41pm On Oct 28, 2015
hey guys this happened to my friend he met this girl called gift from ijebu she is a virgin when he wanted to break the girl virginity she told the guy that her grand father place a curse on them that any body that break their virginity will never sleep with another girl his manhood will not rise for any other girl again or worst he might die and the grand father is dead so no one to remove the curse the girl said if the guy really loves him as he said he should take the risk but if he don't he should not try it and my guy has come to love..

so my question is what is you guys opinion is the risk worth it or do u think she is bluffing does such things exist mature response pls thanks
RomanceRe: Mehn Am In A Deep Mess My Eyes Putted Me In I Need Ur Help Real Fast by swemzkid(op): 2:18pm On Oct 28, 2015
[quote author=pinceprinz post=39448969]Punkyveer! Join us in the wake keep service of Mr. English, He got murdered in a bomb blast on NL sad .


Op here is the terrorist, what will be your judgment?[/quote

it surprises me when dump as illiterate get to be the one to judge a persons ability to speak English just by a single word ...
humm say many kids on naira land this day I thing is time to hang leg
RomanceRe: Mehn Am In A Deep Mess My Eyes Putted Me In I Need Ur Help Real Fast by swemzkid(op): 2:05pm On Oct 28, 2015
[quote author=julybaba post=39448873]Do u need a google before u identify a demon?[/quote


what do advise bro
RomanceRe: Mehn Am In A Deep Mess My Eyes Putted Me In I Need Ur Help Real Fast by swemzkid(op): 1:55pm On Oct 28, 2015
Estharfabian:
And he just murdered English..."grin" undecided
damm u mehn show me a man that is above mistake
RomanceMehn Am In A Deep Mess My Eyes Putted Me In I Need Ur Help Real Fast by swemzkid(op): 1:44pm On Oct 28, 2015
hey guys am here again with a strange story it goes like this

there is this girl, my four generation past were cousins with her so we one way or the other came to meet each other through long introductions by parents the relationship is a very very distance one

were the problem is

I went to visit them just last week they asked me to stay for some days and I agreed to so few days later I caught her pants down with the house help on her mother's bed I was angry but they both knelt down and begged me not to say a word I agreed but ask them never to try on their parents bed again but she was not satisfied she came to Me later and begged again I told her its okay but she said I should prove it by also sleeping with her to be assured of my silence I refused and said we are some way related then she said that was abt 4 or5 generation past that we just are like people from the same village I still insisted I can't she said she wound not give up until she has a reason to be sure I wouldn't open my mouth she has been disturbing me even since she even enters the bathroom while am naked inside one day I nearly lost control but that God I didn't am afraid she might decide to set me up just to have something to hold me with

guys I need Ur advise urgently on what to do next am really confused guys help
RomanceRe: Oya My People Come And See Sonething What Do You Think About This by swemzkid(op): 6:57pm On Oct 25, 2015
myqel:
I will comment after I see the pic of your sis in short skirt with her legs widely open for me to see what's in her wilderness grin cheesy grin
that's means u gonna comment in Ur after life lol
RomanceOya My People Come And See Sonething What Do You Think About This by swemzkid(op): 6:43pm On Oct 25, 2015
hey guys

there is this plump girl beautiful though, anytime I see her in short skirt sitting down she finds it very difficult to close her legs as a matter of fact 80% of times her pants is always very open for me to view then when she catches me she will try closing it but immediately we break eye contact she opens it again at first I taught it was a clear invitation and I was ready to go for the party any time soon but something else got me wondering ..

there is one of my cousin fat also she loves wearing trousers and leggings most times but any time she wears short skirt she finds it difficult to close her legs and I don't think that's an invitation too


so my question is does fat gals naturally have problems closing their legs or is there anything else I should know



matured minds only pls thanks

cc:lalasticala come and take this to FP for me abeg
Jokes EtcRe: What Will You Do If It Is You? by swemzkid(m): 2:50pm On Oct 21, 2015
after the call I will simply bend her ass and try in on her and start making my own calls
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Female Celebrities Accused Of Bleaching (photos) by swemzkid(m): 2:44pm On Oct 21, 2015
all of them are guilty as charged I wonder the prefer artificial to original specially Yoruba does girls can do anything to get a white skin they have been falling have so 1400bc
RomancePlease Come And Judge Me U Have Been Permitted by swemzkid(op): 9:56pm On Oct 19, 2015
am becoming a regular on naira land this few days and I want to let out this short story for you to be the judge


straight to the point
I went to my aunts house from school to task her for some few cash to take to school I actually plan on staying just two days before moving to another aunts house for the same purpose but something happen
I met a girl called Mary, mehn she is one of the few girls in the world that can really be classified as beautiful . when I saw her at first sight I lost will. I looked at her lustfully and my aunt notice then during a little conversations with my aunt she told me few things abt her and warned me seriously not to even think far as to having anything to do with her I promised not to.
later that night I strucked a conversation with her and It went pleasantly the next day we were home alone and one thing led to the other and I ended up bleeping her. I couldn't go again as planned cus she begged me not to and I am falling really deep for her

my question is did I commit an abomination by bleeping her in my auntie's house under her own roof even when we are both in love with each other already
all kinds of critism and advise will be. highly appreciated

cc..lalasticala and ishiluv come and do the needful
RomanceRe: Jump In And See This My Friends by swemzkid(op): 9:18pm On Oct 19, 2015
Durentt:
ashawwo girl, u wan see wetin pass ur power BTW op aint u ashamed of comin here and tellin us u have a tin as small as 6inches, smh, some men dont have shame!
brother I don't know if u have 50 inches but I thank God for the small were he carry give me be grateful its better than Korean 3.5
RomanceRe: Jump In And See This My Friends by swemzkid(op): 5:57pm On Oct 17, 2015
doyinisaac:
****yimu*****who asked u the inches of ur dick??grin grin chai una don turn romance section of Nairaland into jokes section...
just because you have less than 3.5 inches doesn't mean u should envy someone's own guy pray for God to visit Ur condition
RomanceRe: Jump In And See This My Friends by swemzkid(op): 10:45am On Oct 17, 2015
Khd95:
U didnt tell us how u reacted when she came in,or u jst smiled while she stared at ur gbola for a min.




Infact why were u unclad alone,iam sure there was vaseline jar beside u
I just finished bathing so I was applying cream when she entered so I was surprised that she was not surprised so I just kept quiet am watched her next movement
RomanceRe: 5 Ways To Stop Your Wife Or Husband From Snoring by swemzkid(m): 10:30am On Oct 17, 2015
op have you tried this before
cus my brother snoring is like lister generator hope it will work
RomanceJump In And See This My Friends by swemzkid(op): 10:13am On Oct 17, 2015
hey guys this made me curious so I decided to open a thread on this
a female neighbor of mine entered my room unannounced and met me unclad she stared at my 6 inches for almost a minute and then apologized but did not go out rather she went for the TV remote and started watching ...


so my question is how do you react when you mistakenly see somebody unclad in the room and how do u react when somebody mistakenly sees u unclad

honest and mature response pls

lalasticala and ishiluv come and do justice
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious..how You Would Like Your Enemies To Cry When You Have Made It.photo by swemzkid(m): 12:05am On Oct 15, 2015
3 4 14 15 13 is the best way they
SportsRe: UPDATED: How To WRECK Nairabet And Other BOOKMAKERS Every Week Betting On Sports by swemzkid(m): 12:01pm On Oct 03, 2015
i just wish its real cus am desperate to recover all my cash any way no harm in try. my email is (swemzkid@gmail.com)thanks
Jokes EtcRe: Which One Is Painful !!!!! by swemzkid(m): 1:17am On Sep 27, 2015
4 nd 9 fit make persn commit sucide chai

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