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Poems For Review / Theirs To Rule by Swissheart(f): 8:00pm On Apr 24, 2017
Theirs to rule
Ours to succum and hail
New day
Tales of liberation daily
New dawn awaits us
Dawn not so soon
Seat of power not ours to smell
Same name to bear
Old names still not leaving
No space for new
Fathers grab,descendants grasp
Others too naive to perform in power
Looters feeling fly
Not vacating power until they expire
Leaving their offsprings to dominate yet again
So is the trend
Till eternity ends
It is theirs to rule

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Literature / Re: Olowo Ori Mi - Poem by Swissheart(f): 7:54pm On Apr 24, 2017
I like this
Romance / Re: Wish a Nairalander a Happy Easter by Swissheart(f): 1:58pm On Apr 16, 2017
naturalwaves:
Happy Easter Swissheart!
Same to You Handsome.
Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of Emilerikan And Hadassah by Swissheart(f): 10:15pm On Apr 08, 2017
doctorgold:


So now deeper life is your friend on this one?
Lol
yes dear...

My dream pinsure
Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of Emilerikan And Hadassah by Swissheart(f): 7:40pm On Apr 08, 2017
These are beautiful pictures..... God bless your union.



Doctorgold .....see moi dream pre-wedding picture. What dyu think dear?

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Health / Re: How Much Does DNA test Cost by Swissheart(f): 3:02pm On Apr 08, 2017
About 100k....Google Clinac Ikoyi

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Jokes Etc / Re: Very Funny Nigerian Memes That Will Make Your Day (part 2) by Swissheart(f): 7:58pm On Apr 07, 2017
The last one ehn..... cheesy

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Romance / Re: Here's How A Plate Of Vegetable Soup Can Scatter Your Relationship! by Swissheart(f): 8:16pm On Apr 03, 2017
Anniebae:
I hear u sis....hwfa na?
Sis, I am fine o. Be like say an only me waka come this kain cold weather o.
Romance / Re: Here's How A Plate Of Vegetable Soup Can Scatter Your Relationship! by Swissheart(f): 10:23am On Apr 03, 2017
Poster.....this is a bad thing to do. You and I know you didn't write this story. FIN is not for you

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Romance / Re: Here's How A Plate Of Vegetable Soup Can Scatter Your Relationship! by Swissheart(f): 10:21am On Apr 03, 2017
MzDeeb:


I see you sis... Don't mind the Op. She couldn't even give credit to the source.
Don't mind her. Lie lie op
Romance / Re: Here's How A Plate Of Vegetable Soup Can Scatter Your Relationship! by Swissheart(f): 8:17am On Apr 03, 2017
Anniebae:
haaaaaaba sistaaaa.....u copied dis from fin
I see you Sis. Copy copy op
Romance / Re: Here's How A Plate Of Vegetable Soup Can Scatter Your Relationship! by Swissheart(f): 9:29pm On Apr 02, 2017
mclaaro:
This post is from female in Nigeria (FIN)
I see you Sis.....I have been wondering o

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Romance / Re: Girls Names And There Behaviors. by Swissheart(f): 9:26pm On Apr 02, 2017
cool @Anthonia
Romance / Re: Here's How A Plate Of Vegetable Soup Can Scatter Your Relationship! by Swissheart(f): 8:54pm On Apr 02, 2017
BaesDiary:
There was this hot looking guy I had eyes for in my area. He buys recharge card from my mom every evening, on his way back from work. He came to patronize as usual, and I was so happy when he started talking to me. He asked if that was my mom's shop and all that. Initially, I pretended I wasn't really into him, but later, I had to let my guard down.

So, he asked if I would accompany him to a friend's wedding, trust me I did not hesitate to say yes. On this fateful day, he came to pick me at home. We headed out to his friend's place to pick him, so we would all go to the reception from there.

While he drove, he gisted me about his crazy colleagues who collect  phone numbers from random girls in the banking hall, and they end up not calling them because of their busy work schedules and all that. He told me of how this particular girl came to the bank to harass his colleague for standing her up on their first date. Suddenly, from no where, my stomach started rumbling. I thought it wasn't serious until gas built up in my system. I had to adjust my bumbum, a bit to a side, and prayed that the fart would not make noise, neither should it smell. The fart cooperated , it came gently, and the moving wind quickly nullified the smell.


Seconds later, my stomach rumbled again, and I felt like visiting the toilet. Beads of sweat already formed on my forehead, as I was really feeling pressed. I was no longer enjoying the conversation. My laughter was quickly replaced by a plastic smile. He noticed and asked if I was fine. I told him all was all good. I asked if we were close to his friend's house. Luckily for me, we got there five minutes later.

By that time, the poo was already at the tip of my anus. Immediately we got to his friend's place, I asked if i could use the toilet. His friend asked if i wanted to pee or poo. I told him I wanted to pee and he showed me the rest room. I entered and released all the stored poo. After this, I felt comfortable. Then, I flushed the toilet, but my poo decided not to go down. That was the day I knew poop can defy gravity. The more I try to flush, the more the poo rose up. At a point, the poo from the WC begin to spill. I was like 'kuku kill me now'.

Emmy came to knock and asked if I was fine. I was ashamed and dumbfounded. There was no rag or any piece of clothing in sight in the toilet to clean up the mess. And by that time, the poo had really spilled all over. I opened the toilet door, as Emmy won't stop knocking. His friend came around when he noticed the incessant knocking from him. I wished the ground opened up. His friend saw this and did not take it lightly.

"But girl, I asked you if you wanted to pee or poo, and you said you wanted to pee," he said. "The toilet is not good for poop. The plumber is coming to fix it tomorrow. We have been using our neighbor's flat since last week."

I was too ashamed to talk. See fine girl with all the fine dress and perfect make up embarrassed like this. Emmy and his friend got to work, see them packing my poo. We had to cancel going for the wedding reception. He drove me to my parents house in silence.

Not only did we not get to be in a relationship, but my mom also suffered for my incident, as he stopped buying recharge cards from her. It wasn't his fault, I  blame the evil vegetable soup I ate the previous night.


Source: http://www.baesdiary.com.ng/2017/04/heres-how-plate-of-vegetable-soup-can.html#more

hmmn..... So no FIN Sis has made a comment so far? Kontunu

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Business / Re: Story Of Ibadan’s First Entrepreneur, Enigmatic Adebisi Idi-ikan: An Unsung Hero by Swissheart(f): 4:28pm On Apr 02, 2017
doctorgold:
Swissheart, come and see my one of my ancestors.
Hmmmn, Ade' this is a very beautiful piece. Some lines got my attention and I haven't stopped ruminating over them...Hardabc wink
Romance / Re: Difference Between A God-fearing Lady And A Slay Queen! by Swissheart(f): 3:53pm On Mar 23, 2017
Lol

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Romance / Re: "I Think I Am A Lesbian, I Need Help Please! " by Swissheart(f): 8:22pm On Mar 22, 2017
djeezy:
Try D.ck more often? lol more like prescription.
yeah,I couldn't come up with a better idea. I don't want another case of suicide
Romance / Re: "I Think I Am A Lesbian, I Need Help Please! " by Swissheart(f): 8:20pm On Mar 22, 2017
ElSherriff:
Try Jesus first!!!
I have met Jesus, do you have another one?
Romance / Re: "I Think I Am A Lesbian, I Need Help Please! " by Swissheart(f): 8:17pm On Mar 22, 2017
Yarduni:


You and the op are candidates of hell. Fornicators cry
Hello Judge, obviously you have the list of people going to hell already,you must be a candidate too.
Politics / Re: Just In. Allwell Orji's Colleague Reveals Why The Medical Doctor Killed Himself by Swissheart(f): 8:50pm On Mar 21, 2017
RIP
Romance / Re: "I Think I Am A Lesbian, I Need Help Please! " by Swissheart(f): 8:36pm On Mar 21, 2017
So sorry about that. I think you need to see a psychologist. It is more of mental than medical. You really have to work on your perception too. Try d.ick more often and see how enjoyable you can find it or even intimacy gadgets if you aren't in a relationship yet. You'll get over it.

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Celebrities / Re: Bidemi Kosoko Is Sleeping With Bose Alao Omotoyossi's Husband - Whistle Blower by Swissheart(f): 3:35pm On Mar 21, 2017
Pictures pls....

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Poems For Review / Re: Today Is World Poetry Day: Write Something by Swissheart(f): 3:22pm On Mar 21, 2017
I just must write


A world of trust and distrust
Matching good with bad
Hate and love
Of sight and blackness in one
Today,
Love you find
The next
Love you seek
Still we bear and live
Not wanting to stop
Yeah
And so, Sheila stopped
Vowed to live in love nor hate
Cold being life called out !
You throw I threwthrew
Do as you please

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Crime / Re: Just In: Body Of Medical Doctor Who Jumped Into The Lagoon Has Been Recovered by Swissheart(f): 1:44pm On Mar 21, 2017
Awwww.....nawa o
Religion / Re: Stephanie Otobo's Press Conference Outfit Is Hot (Photos) by Swissheart(f): 8:42pm On Mar 10, 2017
So,this one is 23?hmmn

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Celebrities / Re: Ronke Oshodi Celebrate Her Son As He Clocks 4 Tiday by Swissheart(f): 9:04am On Mar 09, 2017
Happy birthday Cute boy
Politics / Re: Fayose Hugged His Wife During Celebraion Of Women's Day In Ekiti by Swissheart(f): 9:10pm On Mar 08, 2017
samsam2019:
Same woman he used to beat silly in ibadan and Abuja?





Ok ooo
in your presence?

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Education / Re: "Pastor Slaps Covenant University Student For Pressing IPod During Service" by Swissheart(f): 8:59am On Mar 08, 2017
lipsrsealed
Food / Re: Man Saw Beans Inside Fish Pie He Bought (Photos) by Swissheart(f): 10:23pm On Mar 07, 2017
Lol.......beanpie
Travel / Re: Accident In Bayelsa Injures NDU Student, Kills Man (Graphic Pics) by Swissheart(f): 6:23pm On Mar 06, 2017
Can't we always thank God without relating other people's misfortune ?

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Members, Others Dead In Tragic Accident Along Sapele-warri Road (Graphic) by Swissheart(f): 4:03pm On Feb 26, 2017
Awwwww.....this is saddening
Family / Re: She's 33, I'm 33. by Swissheart(f): 7:28pm On Feb 25, 2017
She has the tendency to be stubborn.... How? And you think it is because you guys are age mates? I doubt

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